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3064 clicks; posted to Politics » on 18 Aug 2022 at 10:20 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-18 8:54:00 AM  
Vendors selling weaponry.
Yeah, no.
 
2022-08-18 9:01:00 AM  
You wanna pretend you're in the renaissance?  Tear your clothes to rags, dunk them in mud, put them on, throw out all but the expired food in your fridge, turn off your power, chuck your mobile devices, build a fire in your living room, grab a binged up tin pot, fill it with some river water, and make yourself some boiled mouldy potatoes.  Voila!  You have an authentic experience as a lowly serf in the renaissance.  Just pretend TFG is your feudal lord and it'll complete the fantasy.
 
2022-08-18 9:23:50 AM  
She just wants to storm the castle to depose the queen and install the village oaf as the true king.
 
2022-08-18 9:52:11 AM  

Psychopusher: You wanna pretend you're in the renaissance?  Tear your clothes to rags, dunk them in mud, put them on, throw out all but the expired food in your fridge, turn off your power, chuck your mobile devices, build a fire in your living room, grab a binged up tin pot, fill it with some river water, and make yourself some boiled mouldy potatoes.  Voila!  You have an authentic experience as a lowly serf in the renaissance.  Just pretend TFG is your feudal lord and it'll complete the fantasy.


Have you been peeking into my house?
 
2022-08-18 10:10:44 AM  
How about a trip to Gitmo instead?
 
2022-08-18 10:21:14 AM  
House arrest means no fun for you.
 
2022-08-18 10:22:27 AM  
The priorities of some people are seriously messed up.
 
2022-08-18 10:22:32 AM  
I think they should let her serve the remainder of her sentence renaissance style. She'd easily qualify for capital punishment.
 
2022-08-18 10:22:49 AM  
White privilege
 
2022-08-18 10:23:11 AM  
...and the horse she rode in on!
 
2022-08-18 10:24:22 AM  
I am all for releasing her to the local Renaissance fair. Lock her in the stocks there and let children throw rotten produce and dirt clots at her all day.
 
2022-08-18 10:24:53 AM  

Psychopusher: You wanna pretend you're in the renaissance?  Tear your clothes to rags, dunk them in mud, put them on, throw out all but the expired food in your fridge, turn off your power, chuck your mobile devices, build a fire in your living room, grab a binged up tin pot, fill it with some river water, and make yourself some boiled mouldy potatoes.  Voila!  You have an authentic experience as a lowly serf in the renaissance.  Just pretend TFG is your feudal lord and it'll complete the fantasy.


Some teeth are going to have to go and she'll also need intestinal parasites.
 
2022-08-18 10:24:58 AM  

Russ1642: I think they should let her serve the remainder of her sentence renaissance style. She'd easily qualify for capital punishment.


How about secured in a pillory at the town square?  I'll spring for the molding tomatoes.
 
2022-08-18 10:25:25 AM  

blatz514: Psychopusher: You wanna pretend you're in the renaissance?  Tear your clothes to rags, dunk them in mud, put them on, throw out all but the expired food in your fridge, turn off your power, chuck your mobile devices, build a fire in your living room, grab a binged up tin pot, fill it with some river water, and make yourself some boiled mouldy potatoes.  Voila!  You have an authentic experience as a lowly serf in the renaissance.  Just pretend TFG is your feudal lord and it'll complete the fantasy.

Have you been peeking into my house?


Yes, and it's about time you washed those windows!!
 
2022-08-18 10:25:53 AM  
She's 25 and wants to go to a Renaissance Fair? That's rather sad
 
2022-08-18 10:26:40 AM  

maniacbastard: House arrest means no fun for you.


Does that mean they turn off the internet too? If I get to keep internet, what's the least crimey thing I need to do to get sentenced to several years of house arrest?
 
2022-08-18 10:26:49 AM  
farkin' nerd
 
2022-08-18 10:27:11 AM  
I say let her go, I hear the Black Plague is making a comeback.
 
2022-08-18 10:28:31 AM  
Anyone got a link for her nazi porn she was doing to inspire reward othet terrorists?

Nvm, i will go find it myself.
 
2022-08-18 10:28:57 AM  

vudukungfu: Vendors selling weaponry.
Yeah, no.


Look out, she's got a halberd!
 
2022-08-18 10:29:12 AM  

vudukungfu: Vendors selling weaponry.
Yeah, no.


I was gonna say, keep her away from the ax throwing station.

Are Ren Fairs a haven for Nazis? This is news to me.
 
2022-08-18 10:31:29 AM  
Keep that lying POS right where she is -- she doesn't take any of this seriously, obviously. What compelling reason could she have to attend a Renaissance Fair, ffs? But thats the point when you feel entitled to privilege, generally, right? -- to ask and expect to be taken seriously even when you know that others don't have it like that.

She doesn't think she did anything wrong to begin with. I guarantee it.
 
2022-08-18 10:31:37 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Psychopusher: You wanna pretend you're in the renaissance?  Tear your clothes to rags, dunk them in mud, put them on, throw out all but the expired food in your fridge, turn off your power, chuck your mobile devices, build a fire in your living room, grab a binged up tin pot, fill it with some river water, and make yourself some boiled mouldy potatoes.  Voila!  You have an authentic experience as a lowly serf in the renaissance.  Just pretend TFG is your feudal lord and it'll complete the fantasy.

Some teeth are going to have to go and she'll also need intestinal parasites.


Doubt that would work. The parasites give her professional courtesy.
 
2022-08-18 10:31:41 AM  
A pay phone!?

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2022-08-18 10:31:54 AM  

gilgigamesh: Are Ren Fairs a haven for Nazis? This is news to me.


This came up on top on google for "ren faire nazi"

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-alt-right-is-taking-over-renaissance-fairs

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2022-08-18 10:32:07 AM  

gilgigamesh: vudukungfu: Vendors selling weaponry.
Yeah, no.

I was gonna say, keep her away from the ax throwing station.

Are Ren Fairs a haven for Nazis? This is news to me.


I hear the Knights Templar use them for recruiting.
 
2022-08-18 10:33:13 AM  

b0rg9: gilgigamesh: Are Ren Fairs a haven for Nazis? This is news to me.

This came up on top on google for "ren faire nazi"

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-alt-right-is-taking-over-renaissance-fairs

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Oh for farks sake.
 
2022-08-18 10:33:22 AM  
You know what I want? I want to work from home instead of working in a hospital day in and day out. But here we are. Suck it up buttercup. You bought your ticket. Enjoy the ride dumba$$.
 
2022-08-18 10:33:47 AM  
Deal with it trator.
 
2022-08-18 10:34:01 AM  
Why not? She's already living 20 years in the past with her clothing.
 
2022-08-18 10:34:11 AM  
Judge: "I'll allow it as long as she remains under arrest in period-accurate conditions."

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2022-08-18 10:34:17 AM  
Damn, she sure is a whiny and entitled lil' biatch isn't she?

She needs to be in prison for a few YEARS, not a slap on the wrist or more house arrest. Seems like courts have been going easy on her for some stupid reason. She TRIED TO SELL A LAPTOP TO RUSSIA!

Although, in prison I am sure she'll quickly find her fellow white nationalists and come out of there with lifelong friends until one of them goes on a murder-spree
 
2022-08-18 10:36:24 AM  

b0rg9: gilgigamesh: Are Ren Fairs a haven for Nazis? This is news to me.

This came up on top on google for "ren faire nazi"

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-alt-right-is-taking-over-renaissance-fairs

[img.thedailybeast.com image 850x478]


oh no.
first you came for the OK symbol, and I did nothing.

Then you came for viking fest, and I did nothing.

Then you came for the renaissance fair and i said not today motherfarkers.

Ren faires are awesome, and i am well into my 50s. These neo nazi, fascist, trumplican farks ain't taking away my jousting, mud show, turkey legs, and ale.
 
2022-08-18 10:36:24 AM  
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2022-08-18 10:38:17 AM  
She definitely looks like a Ren faire frequenter, like that's her purpose for living for the rest of the year.

FO time. I wonder if she realized that she would miss the Ren faire, would she have done what she did?
 
2022-08-18 10:39:02 AM  
If she wants an authentic medieval experience they'd have to wheel out the guillotine for traitors to the crown.
 
2022-08-18 10:39:18 AM  
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/got nothing red shirt.
 
2022-08-18 10:40:11 AM  
Look at my horse + lyrics [HD]
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2022-08-18 10:40:16 AM  

Psychopusher: You wanna pretend you're in the renaissance?  Tear your clothes to rags, dunk them in mud, put them on, throw out all but the expired food in your fridge, turn off your power, chuck your mobile devices, build a fire in your living room, grab a binged up tin pot, fill it with some river water, and make yourself some boiled mouldy potatoes.  Voila!  You have an authentic experience as a lowly serf in the renaissance.  Just pretend TFG is your feudal lord and it'll complete the fantasy.


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Good times, good times.
 
2022-08-18 10:41:04 AM  
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2022-08-18 10:42:53 AM  

jiggitysmith: She definitely looks like a Ren faire frequenter, like that's her purpose for living for the rest of the year.

FO time. I wonder if she realized that she would miss the Ren faire, would she have done what she did?


Of course not, she still thinks she did nothing wrong and is just a political prisoner. That's why she isn't even taking the terms of her house arrest seriously.
 
2022-08-18 10:43:38 AM  

HerptheDerp: If she wants an authentic medieval experience they'd have to wheel out the guillotine for traitors to the crown.


More like hanged, drawn and quartered.
 
2022-08-18 10:43:57 AM  

gilgigamesh: vudukungfu: Vendors selling weaponry.
Yeah, no.

I was gonna say, keep her away from the ax throwing station.

Are Ren Fairs a haven for Nazis? This is news to me.


Not just that.  You know how Roger Stone dresses like a steampunk fan?  That's another hard-right thing in the USA and the UK, the neo-Victorians.  They like the aesthetics of the Victorian era, but they also want a return to what they consider to be Victorian morality and behaviors.  It pisses me off that they are ruining a hobby of mine, the hobby of dressing like it's the 1860s.
 
2022-08-18 10:49:58 AM  

b0rg9: gilgigamesh: Are Ren Fairs a haven for Nazis? This is news to me.

This came up on top on google for "ren faire nazi"

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-alt-right-is-taking-over-renaissance-fairs

[img.thedailybeast.com image 850x478]


Well, that's a depressing article.

Ten days before the deadly Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville last year, Paul Walsh was telling fellow neo-Nazis how to build and carry shields. "Carrying it like that it will flop around and be a pain in the ass," Walsh scolded a member of his chat group, who suggested a hands-free shield modification.

How did Walsh know how a shield would work in action? "I do a lot of nerdy LARP [live action role play] shiat with shields," he explained.


What you should be embarrassed about is the neo-Nazi garbage in "real life," not the other fantasy larping you do for fun.
 
2022-08-18 10:54:30 AM  
You let her out to go to this then you're going to have to let her out to go to the Worldwide Wizard Quidditch Championships.

/farkin' nerd
 
2022-08-18 10:55:00 AM  

bighairyguy: I say let her go, I hear the Black Plague is making a comeback.


The last time I tried to go camping at a national park in California it was closed due to bubonic plague.

https://smithspestmanagement.com/blog/post/bubonic-plague-ground-squirrels-in-california/
 
2022-08-18 10:56:00 AM  

goodncold: [i.redd.it image 850x474]

/got nothing red shirt.


Curious how ren fair people react when someone does something like this.
 
2022-08-18 10:58:42 AM  

bluorangefyre: How about a trip to Gitmo instead?


I know we''re torturing people there but making them hold a RenFaire is way over the line.
 
2022-08-18 11:05:32 AM  
Aw..... that's sweet. I bet maybe getting to see your friends and seeing all the people dressed up. How fun!
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FARK YOU!!!!!! Go back to your cell, STFU and cry more!
 
2022-08-18 11:06:09 AM  

leviosaurus: goodncold: [i.redd.it image 850x474]

/got nothing red shirt.

Curious how ren fair people react when someone does something like this.


They'd likely start improving, and if enough people get into it it'll become a whole-ass play.
 
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