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(The Sun)   "My girlfriend can't climax. Is it time for a threesome?" (possible nsfw content on page)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Orgasm, Sexual arousal, Human sexuality, Sexual intercourse, Vagina, Masturbation, Erogenous zone, Penis  
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389 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 18 Aug 2022 at 9:50 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-18 8:24:50 AM  
Yes, but not with you.
 
2022-08-18 8:32:47 AM  
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2022-08-18 9:39:02 AM  
The good kind of threesome or the....Dude, just come out of the closet already.
 
2022-08-18 9:44:01 AM  
I feel like it's kind of telling that his solution to "she can't climax from me penetrating her" is "let's have an MMF threesome," completely disregarding things like using a toy with her, or his mouth or finger.  No need to make excuses, dude, just say you want to watch a hung guy fark her.  Though I suspect that someone "shy in bed" that doesn't like to talk about sex isn't going to be game for that.

At the very least not with you.
 
2022-08-18 9:54:38 AM  
Friendly reminder that the majority of those with innies will not achieve climax via penetration only, and that doesn't mean there is something wrong with the owner of that innie. It is completely normal, not something that requires fixing, and should NEVER be used to guilt or shame the owner of the innie, or the owner of the outie. Improvise, adapt, overcome.

Buy her a vibe and a grinder, bruh, jfc.
 
2022-08-18 9:57:20 AM  
sounds like she needs a wahl to breakthrough.
 
2022-08-18 9:59:53 AM  
I'm sure that will be as successful as buying a bunch of lottery tickets to pay off your mortgage, or having a child to save your marriage.
 
2022-08-18 10:02:16 AM  
I invariably wear a snorkel and water wings, to put her mind at rest. I'm a poor swimmer, you see.

Also a graduation cap, but we won't go into that right now.
 
2022-08-18 10:09:31 AM  
He went right to, "can we add another schlong?" Have you tried going down on her, my dude? There's some serious bi-denial in that letter.
 
2022-08-18 10:12:54 AM  
Butt stuff. The answer is always butt stuff.
 
2022-08-18 10:14:56 AM  

RodneyToady: I feel like it's kind of telling that his solution to "she can't climax from me penetrating her" is "let's have an MMF threesome," completely disregarding things like using a toy with her, or his mouth or finger.  No need to make excuses, dude, just say you want to watch a hung guy fark her.  Though I suspect that someone "shy in bed" that doesn't like to talk about sex isn't going to be game for that.

At the very least not with you.


When the only tool you have is a penis, every woman needs another dude to nail her.
 
2022-08-18 10:18:42 AM  
Done in one
 
2022-08-18 10:18:44 AM  

Petite Mel: He went right to, "can we add another schlong?" Have you tried going down on her, my dude? There's some serious bi-denial in that letter.


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2022-08-18 10:19:02 AM  
Maybe she should fark your dad?

As far as the threesome goes, yes, that's a good option. Just realize you're #4.
 
2022-08-18 10:34:09 AM  
Frank Zappa - Dinah-Moe Humm
Youtube u4hzVpYAP-U
 
2022-08-18 10:39:24 AM  
The twosome that entered the threesome isn't always the same one that exits.
 
2022-08-18 10:44:25 AM  
That's odd.  She always orgasms when I'm banging her.
 
2022-08-18 11:24:07 AM  
There IS a popular homemade vid on Xhamster that covers this very thing.

/Obviously NSFW
//The girl has sharp knees
///You can find it on your own
 
2022-08-18 12:19:40 PM  
CAPTAIN SKY- SUPER SPORM
Youtube VKgL5s3bERg
 
2022-08-18 1:17:23 PM  
Did he at least try to suggest the good kind of three way?
 
2022-08-18 2:00:40 PM  

Mugato: Did he at least try to suggest the good kind of three way?


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2022-08-18 2:32:28 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Mugato: Did he at least try to suggest the good kind of three way?

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I don't think I want to know what that means.
 
2022-08-18 2:48:06 PM  

Ringshadow: Buy her a vibe and a grinder, bruh, jfc.


Don't you mean "Buy her a vibe and get on grindr"?
 
2022-08-18 3:01:14 PM  

miscreant: Ringshadow: Buy her a vibe and a grinder, bruh, jfc.

Don't you mean "Buy her a vibe and get on grindr"?


I mean sure why not that could also work?
 
2022-08-18 3:03:38 PM  
If you're not getting the job done, what makes you think your presence is required in a threesome?
 
2022-08-18 3:21:41 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Mugato: Did he at least try to suggest the good kind of three way?

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damn that's a lot of cheese!
 
2022-08-18 3:30:04 PM  
Mr Falwell, we've already been thru this with you.
 
2022-08-18 3:44:52 PM  

InfoFreako: If you're not getting the job done, what makes you think your presence is required in a threesome?


If "presence" doesn't mean directly participating, and it's her and two other guys, I guess it could be beneficial.  Some people suck at acting, but are good at directing.  Also, someone needs to be the gopher to bring beverages and more lube.
 
2022-08-18 6:16:05 PM  

Ringshadow: Friendly reminder that the majority of those with innies will not achieve climax via penetration only, and that doesn't mean there is something wrong with the owner of that innie. It is completely normal, not something that requires fixing, and should NEVER be used to guilt or shame the owner of the innie, or the owner of the outie. Improvise, adapt, overcome.

Buy her a vibe and a grinder, bruh, jfc.


See... this is why being an amphibian with suction cup digits and a three foot sticky tongue is so useful.
Help. Help.
If anyone reads this my wife has chained me to the bed and won't let me leave the house.
 
2022-08-18 6:17:22 PM  

Mugato: Did he at least try to suggest the good kind of three way?


Man. Woman. LIver-scented lube. Rope. Trampoline. Trained walrus.
 
2022-08-18 10:03:00 PM  

InfoFreako: If you're not getting the job done, what makes you think your presence is required in a threesome?


I came to say he can just tag out and let the stunt dick take over when the mission gets too hairy.
 
2022-08-19 8:05:46 AM  

EvilEgg: The twosome that entered the threesome isn't always the same one that exits.


Man, I hate to be a pedant in a fun thread like this, but it reads better if you swap "entered" and "exits".
 
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2022-08-19 3:41:16 PM  

ltdanman44: Evil Mackerel: Mugato: Did he at least try to suggest the good kind of three way?

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damn that's a lot of cheese!


I'll take "things people say to Subby's mom..." for 10.
 
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