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(Local 12 Cincinnati)   After woman detained in police car manages to unlock and fire AR15, authorities to relabel the button on the dash from "machine gun" to "pizza oven"   (local12.com) divider line
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2022-08-18 8:42:27 AM  
Learn about the terms you're going to use prior to using them, Subby.

Yes, it is disingenuous when people focus on improper nomenclature over the intent of the words but fark me, idiots like you seemingly love to issue Louisville Sluggers to the National Rifle Association and those like them to bash you over the head with on easily preventable mistakes. Stop refusing to get out of your own way on items that aren't even messaging 101 level stuff, this is not difficult.
 
2022-08-18 8:52:41 AM  
This was an untrained person.
Not a well trained fighter.

But yeah, "Lets lock her in The vehicle with a loaded weapon" is not a smart choice.
 
2022-08-18 9:00:10 AM  

WoodyHayes: Learn about the terms you're going to use prior to using them, Subby.


Whoosh.   Even I got the reference.   It's a line from M*A*S*H.

MASH incubator pizza clip
Youtube XSYgb0XQd_8
 
2022-08-18 9:07:09 AM  

rnatalie: WoodyHayes: Learn about the terms you're going to use prior to using them, Subby.

Whoosh.   Even I got the reference.   It's a line from M*A*S*H.

"

You-damned-kids"-like typing detected?
 
2022-08-18 9:08:54 AM  

rnatalie: WoodyHayes: Learn about the terms you're going to use prior to using them, Subby.

Whoosh.   Even I got the reference.   It's a line from M*A*S*H.

[YouTube video: MASH incubator pizza clip]


I understood that reference as well.  Love those early seasons of M*A*S*H

/Suicide is painless
 
2022-08-18 9:09:13 AM  
She needs range time.
 
2022-08-18 9:09:33 AM  
Yeah, you dummies!  It's not a REAL machine gun unless it's from the Machine region of CT.  Otherwise it's just a sparkling assault rifle...
 
2022-08-18 9:11:01 AM  

vudukungfu: This was an untrained person.
Not a well trained fighter.

But yeah, "Lets lock her in The vehicle with a loaded weapon" is not a smart choice.


Because she was displaying erratic behavior. AKA tweaking or in an bad mental state.
 
2022-08-18 9:11:45 AM  
Reno 911 moved to Oklahoma?
 
2022-08-18 9:11:53 AM  
"Then she was able to figure out how to put a round in it, put it on fire and she fired approximately 10 rounds at our deputies and a civilian."

So she put one in and it shot 10? Where do I get one of those multiplier mags? That would save me so much money in ammo.
 
2022-08-18 9:12:08 AM  
I always assumed you'd need a key to get those out of the rack.

Ever walk past an empty running police car while the cop was inside the donut shop or whatever and wonder: what if?  That just got even more tempting.
 
2022-08-18 9:12:12 AM  
While in the back seat of a patrol car, she was able to get her wrist free from the handcuffs and the handcuffs were put on properly

Unless this woman was an escape artist, they were not put on properly.
 
2022-08-18 9:13:11 AM  
Boggess says Clay tested positive for methamphetamine.

These geniuses left a meth head alone in their cruiser with a loaded assault rifle. What was her end game even? I love this story.
 
2022-08-18 9:13:30 AM  
My first thought was "Why was there an assault rifle in police car?" but then, yes - I grew up in the wild East...
 
2022-08-18 9:13:44 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: While in the back seat of a patrol car, she was able to get her wrist free from the handcuffs and the handcuffs were put on properly

Unless this woman was an escape artist, they were not put on properly.


And the weapon wasn't secured properly. It should've been in the trunk.
 
2022-08-18 9:14:31 AM  

vudukungfu: This was an untrained person.
Not a well trained fighter.

But yeah, "Lets lock her in The vehicle with a loaded weapon" is not a smart choice.


According to the article she managed to slip her cuffs, unlock and then load it.  Although why she was even able to reach the console and retrieve the rifle from the back seat makes no sense to me.  That seat is designed to detain people.
 
2022-08-18 9:14:31 AM  
White crime.
 
2022-08-18 9:14:33 AM  
she was able to get her wrist free from the handcuffs and the handcuffs were put on properly. She was able to reach up on our consoles. There's several switches, one is a gun switch to unlock the gun lock and she found it, unlocked the gun lock and was able to retrieve an AR-15 rifle. Then she was able to figure out how to put a round in it, put it on fire and she fired approximately 10 rounds at our deputies and a civilian."

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2022-08-18 9:15:41 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: While in the back seat of a patrol car, she was able to get her wrist free from the handcuffs and the handcuffs were put on properly

Unless this woman was an escape artist, they were not put on properly.


I also haven't seen a cop car without a divider separating the back seat from the front seat in like 25 years.  I would have thought that was standard on all of their vehicles as of a long time ago.
 
2022-08-18 9:16:04 AM  
PROTIP: If you wouldn't put your peen in crazy, you certainly wouldn't lock crazy in the back of a car with a loaded assault rifle.
 
2022-08-18 9:16:19 AM  
So then the cops waited her out for 3 hours instead of hosing her ass down immediately?   {Checks picture, young white woman}.  Never mind.
 
2022-08-18 9:17:51 AM  
Police rifle locks are notoriously bad...  even without the button.

[1106] INEXCUSABLE: Police Car Gun Lock Bypassed in ONE SECOND (Big Sky Racks' ELS 300)
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Highlight:
Picked in less than a second.
 
2022-08-18 9:20:20 AM  
There's an LPL for everything.

[1106] INEXCUSABLE: Police Car Gun Lock Bypassed in ONE SECOND (Big Sky Racks' ELS 300)
Youtube lF0uiRS8asc
 
2022-08-18 9:21:04 AM  

Fissile: So then the cops waited her out for 3 hours instead of hosing her ass down immediately?   {Checks picture, young white woman}.  Never mind.


Came here to say this.

Those globalists are slipping in their population-reduction scheme...

... unless she was to reduce the population by a higher number.

/Seriously, why is she not dead?
 
2022-08-18 9:21:23 AM  

dkulprit: Police rifle locks are notoriously bad...  even without the button.

[YouTube video: [1106] INEXCUSABLE: Police Car Gun Lock Bypassed in ONE SECOND (Big Sky Racks' ELS 300)]

Highlight:
Picked in less than a second.


Shakes tiny fist.

/post on my phone is so much slower.
 
2022-08-18 9:24:41 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: White crime.


White on white crime.

Hah!
 
2022-08-18 9:26:13 AM  
Probably best not to put the crazy bananas person near the big rifle.
 
2022-08-18 9:26:51 AM  

Fissile: So then the cops waited her out for 3 hours instead of hosing her ass down immediately?   {Checks picture, young white woman}.  Never mind.


To be fair, they didn't have their AR-15.
 
2022-08-18 9:29:59 AM  

electricjebus: Fissile: So then the cops waited her out for 3 hours instead of hosing her ass down immediately?   {Checks picture, young white woman}.  Never mind.

To be fair, they didn't have their AR-15.


AR-15s are cheap as chips now.  Every mouth breather living in a double wide owns at least a dozen.   This PD only has one AR-15?
 
2022-08-18 9:33:41 AM  
Typical tweaker antisocial piece of shiat haircut: check
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Part of the starter kit.
 
2022-08-18 9:33:41 AM  
One Goddamn bank robbery in North Hollywood thirty years ago, and now every frickin' Barneyfife has to have a fauxalt rifle in their squad car.
 
2022-08-18 9:34:35 AM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: rnatalie: WoodyHayes: Learn about the terms you're going to use prior to using them, Subby.

Whoosh.   Even I got the reference.   It's a line from M*A*S*H.

[YouTube video: MASH incubator pizza clip]

I understood that reference as well.  Love those early seasons of M*A*S*H

/Suicide is painless


Are you sure it wasn't a nug, subby?
 
2022-08-18 9:34:51 AM  

Fissile: electricjebus: Fissile: So then the cops waited her out for 3 hours instead of hosing her ass down immediately?   {Checks picture, young white woman}.  Never mind.

To be fair, they didn't have their AR-15.

AR-15s are cheap as chips now.  Every mouth breather living in a double wide owns at least a dozen.   This PD only has one AR-15?


... I think you need to check the batteries in your sarcasm meter.
 
2022-08-18 9:35:35 AM  
"That's gonna be replaced. We're gonna put a switch someplace else in the vehicle to lock our gun. It's a freak deal. It's one of these probably, I'm not gonna say one-in-a-million, but you know, it's one of those deals that, you know, once it happens, then you go back and try to make sure it never happens again. That's what we're looking at."

Wierd how much they agree with everyone else  when it's them getting shot and not children.
 
2022-08-18 9:38:04 AM  

awruk!: My first thought was "Why was there an assault rifle in police car?" but then, yes - I grew up in the wild East...


you'll find one in the trunk of most cruisers these days is my understanding
 
2022-08-18 9:40:11 AM  

MythDragon: "Then she was able to figure out how to put a round in it, put it on fire and she fired approximately 10 rounds at our deputies and a civilian."

So she put one in and it shot 10? Where do I get one of those multiplier mags? That would save me so much money in ammo.


They drop in quake 3 arena but it's hard to find a match these days
 
2022-08-18 9:41:15 AM  
Is the gun ok?

She just rained 2nd Amendment freedom on the people nearby.
 
2022-08-18 9:41:58 AM  
She seems nice.gif
 
2022-08-18 9:42:02 AM  

PadreScout: It's one of these probably, I'm not gonna say one-in-a-million, but you know, it's one of those deals that, you know, once it happens, then you go back and try to make sure it never happens again.



Except so many of these things are obvious and preventable, as the LPL video above shows.

See also 9-11. I saw an NSA consultant recommending locking cockpit doors in 1986. They didn't though.
 
2022-08-18 9:44:05 AM  

jso2897: One Goddamn bank robbery in North Hollywood thirty years ago, and now every frickin' Barneyfife has to have a fauxalt rifle in their squad car.


Yeah, it's funny, my dad was all over East Asia while he was in army intelligence during the Vietnam war.  He used to say "you know you're in a bad country when the cops are carrying assault rifles."  Needless to say he was not happy with the militarization of US police forces.
 
2022-08-18 9:46:10 AM  

Sleeper_agent: Except so many of these things are obvious and preventable, as the LPL video above shows.

See also 9-11. I saw an NSA consultant recommending locking cockpit doors in 1986. They didn't though.


They always are!  "Let's let just whoever buy a gun, this is a good plan" is a very obviously preventable stupid thing to do.  The difference is that when it's other people getting shot they just go "Oh, well ... doing something to help is really hard. Thots n' Prayers!"   While the majority of the public cry for action.   Weirdly, when it's their guy getting shot they're taking immediate corrective action.
 
2022-08-18 9:57:01 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: While in the back seat of a patrol car, she was able to get her wrist free from the handcuffs and the handcuffs were put on properly

Unless this woman was an escape artist, they were not put on properly.


About 10 years ago here in West Virginia two state cops arrested a scumbag and put him in the back of their car, handcuffed in the front. They didn't search him properly and he pulled a pistol from his pants and shot and killed both of them. He wounded two more people before being killed.

You can bet that all WV police agencies had new search policies soon thereafter. The consequences of farking up when you wear a badge can be deadly serious and almost were for these people.
 
2022-08-18 9:59:51 AM  

electricjebus: Yeah, it's funny, my dad was all over East Asia while he was in army intelligence during the Vietnam war.  He used to say "you know you're in a bad country when the cops are carrying assault rifles."


And those are the places where the cops set up checkpoints, stop your taxi, pretend to check your luggage for five seconds, and then demand a bribe before you're allowed to proceed.  And yes, I paid because, you know, there were two guys with rifles demanding money.

I don't think it was enough to buy a combo at Wendy's, but I could've eaten for a few days there on what I gave them.
 
2022-08-18 10:01:19 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: While in the back seat of a patrol car, she was able to get her wrist free from the handcuffs and the handcuffs were put on properly

Unless this woman was an escape artist, they were not put on properly.


Yup. And why is there no divider between the back seat and front seat???
 
2022-08-18 10:03:59 AM  
Uggh. white women
 
2022-08-18 10:07:20 AM  

WoodyHayes: Learn about the terms you're going to use prior to using them, Subby.

Yes, it is disingenuous when people focus on improper nomenclature over the intent of the words but fark me, idiots like you seemingly love to issue Louisville Sluggers to the National Rifle Association and those like them to bash you over the head with on easily preventable mistakes. Stop refusing to get out of your own way on items that aren't even messaging 101 level stuff, this is not difficult.


Or...you could just not let the NRA control the conversation.

This is like yelling at a family who was just T-boned by a drunk driver for saying that a "car" hit them when in fact it was an SUV.

It's stupid and anyone who thinks what anyone calls these guns matters is just playing into their hands.
 
2022-08-18 10:09:28 AM  

IdentInvalid: And those are the places where the cops set up checkpoints, stop your taxi, pretend to check your luggage for five seconds, and then demand a bribe before you're allowed to proceed.  And yes, I paid because, you know, there were two guys with rifles demanding money.

I don't think it was enough to buy a combo at Wendy's, but I could've eaten for a few days there on what I gave them.


Yeah, our police forces aren't as corrupt, yet, but there's still a symbolic aspect of it.  Cops aren't soldiers, and they usually don't need weapons designed for infantrymen... because they're not fighting a war.  For the situations where they do need them, that's what swat teams are supposed to be for.

Then we equip them like soldiers and they hang around and wait for 3 hours while a crazed gunman is shooting up a school?

Some of the shiat I saw in St. Louis after Michael Brown... the National Guard was literally less intimidating than the local police forces.  Those are people trained specifically to kill people in a war.
 
2022-08-18 10:11:54 AM  

vudukungfu: This was an untrained person.
Not a well trained fighter.


She did pretty damn good for an amateur.
 
2022-08-18 10:13:41 AM  

kindms: awruk!: My first thought was "Why was there an assault rifle in police car?" but then, yes - I grew up in the wild East...

you'll find one in the trunk of most cruisers these days is my understanding


Nope, up front. Most cruisers are SUVs now, so no trunk, they use a gun rack between the seats. She shouldn't have been able to get to the gun even slipping the cuffs. The officers farked up
 
2022-08-18 10:15:37 AM  

RoboZombie: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: While in the back seat of a patrol car, she was able to get her wrist free from the handcuffs and the handcuffs were put on properly

Unless this woman was an escape artist, they were not put on properly.

Yup. And why is there no divider between the back seat and front seat???


I don't know the truth of it, but I've heard that some people can dislocate their thumb and slip pretty much any handcuffs.  

I'm assuming their was a divider and maybe she was able to get her arm far enough through the links... meth heads tend to get really skin.  There was clearly a divider between her and the trunk.  But that's a ridiculous divider.  What if the "passenger" decides to try to choke the cop while they're driving?

This one just raises too many questions.
 
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