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(Politico)   Conceding elections is so passe in the GQP that the question of whether and how someone actually conceded immediately devolves into a pissing contest   (politico.com) divider line
    More: Murica, Fox News Channel, Rep. Liz Cheney, Donald Trump-backed Harriet Hageman, Sean Hannity, George W. Bush, Hannity, Cheney campaign, Dick Cheney  
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2902 clicks; posted to Politics » on 18 Aug 2022 at 7:18 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-18 2:28:58 AM  
Who wins and then whines that the loser didn't concede enough? That's crazy.
 
2022-08-18 2:44:19 AM  

Biscuit Tin: Who wins and then whines that the loser didn't concede enough? That's crazy.


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Yup.
 
2022-08-18 3:54:35 AM  
The simplest explanation here is that Crazy Eyes had her phone in a location with poor reception when Cheney tried to call. That's why her call log only has the one call that actually connected and is missing the others, and why the one that did connect only has 2 seconds of audio ("Hello Harriet") followed by 10 seconds of silence when the audio cut out.

But, no, of course Crazy Eyes is too ignorant to understand this, and Fox is playing along, playing dumb, because they're dipshiats for whom truth doesn't matter, only results.
 
2022-08-18 4:09:14 AM  
Right out of the trumpy playbook.
 
2022-08-18 4:13:21 AM  
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2022-08-18 4:38:42 AM  
Well sure, she called and acknowledged that she'd lost the election, but at what point did she offer to give up her first born and her puppy?  Study it out, sheeple, she may as well have been storming the Wyoming capitol, which (as we all know) Abraham LIncoln himself once defended in the battle of Eewo Jeema against Little Big Horn.  Stop buying into the socialist narrative, assholes!  Learn ur history!
 
2022-08-18 6:31:55 AM  
I'm shocked Harriet didn't channel Trump with a "When Liz called to concede she had tears in her eyes and said 'Ma'am, I want to thank you, Ma'am, for your saving of America and our freedoms, Ma''am. I know, Ma'am, you are going to finally defeat the Deep State Lizard People Baby Eating Satanic Sharia Atheist Cabal that has been controlling me and my father's corpse for years, Ma'am."

Or maybe Harriet was too busy taking congratulation calls from her real parents, Leona Helmsley and The Joker.
 
2022-08-18 6:49:18 AM  
A GQP sociopath?  Like there's any other kind!
 
2022-08-18 6:52:47 AM  
She looks weird but I also don't belive in phrenology.

Good thing she also talks crazy and acts unstable. Those I can rely on.
 
2022-08-18 7:24:34 AM  
Really...falling on your sword is the best way to ask for forgiveness...

And they're both republicans...

So I hope they both apologize very sincerely very soon.
 
2022-08-18 7:25:07 AM  

Circusdog320: Right out of the trumpy playbook.


Came to say this.

People are saying, I don't know, some people said it, Hageman is the most persecuted woman in history.
 
2022-08-18 7:27:16 AM  
The goal is for you to not only believe the lie, but invest in the lie so you are motivated to reject the truth.
 
2022-08-18 7:27:39 AM  
Little princess. The proper protocols of respect due to the next congresswoman we're not followed. Sounds like a minor Dumas villain
 
2022-08-18 7:27:55 AM  
Liz Cheney is still an irredeemable Nazi. Don't get distracted.
 
2022-08-18 7:28:52 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Biscuit Tin: Who wins and then whines that the loser didn't concede enough? That's crazy.

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Yup.


A pound of old (worn) shoe leather, Grecian formula, cat piss, and hairspray.  Left to soak overnight and sautéed in lard.
 
2022-08-18 7:29:59 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Biscuit Tin: Who wins and then whines that the loser didn't concede enough? That's crazy.

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Yup.


Really, Wyoming?
 
2022-08-18 7:31:06 AM  
They're seriously farking children.
 
2022-08-18 7:32:12 AM  

MrBallou: Circusdog320: Right out of the trumpy playbook.

Came to say this.

People are saying, I don't know, some people said it, Hageman is the most persecuted woman in history.


Winning isn't enough any more.  You also need to be the real victim.
 
2022-08-18 7:32:21 AM  
Obviously I'm saying that in the sense that they're *acting* like farking children, not in the literal sense.
 
2022-08-18 7:32:36 AM  
I haven't really been following this race because, well, Wyoming. In this instance, Hageman comes off as a passive-aggressive middle school girl.
 
2022-08-18 7:32:49 AM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: They're seriously farking children.


Phrasing!

Nah, it works both ways, carry on.
 
2022-08-18 7:35:09 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: MrBallou: Circusdog320: Right out of the trumpy playbook.

Came to say this.

People are saying, I don't know, some people said it, Hageman is the most persecuted woman in history.

Winning isn't enough any more.  You also need to be the real victim.


Vulgarity is the qualifying virtue for GOP candidates; anyone who will stick their thumb in the eye of decency or decorum.
 
2022-08-18 7:36:00 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Biscuit Tin: Who wins and then whines that the loser didn't concede enough? That's crazy.

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Yup.


She looks like she's had so many facelifts that her original hairline is now a tramp stamp
 
2022-08-18 7:36:02 AM  
Yeah? Well this woman also once said Trump was an awful candidate.

But here we are.
 
2022-08-18 7:36:37 AM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: Obviously I'm saying that in the sense that they're *acting* like farking children, not in the literal sense.


They literally are though.
 
2022-08-18 7:36:37 AM  

zeroman987: A pound of old (worn) shoe leather, Grecian formula, cat piss, and hairspray.  Left to soak overnight and sautéed in lard.


🎶 Threw in a pot of melted wax, a forefoot and a hoof, apple core, worms galore, and a can of some corrosive.
Coconuts and chloroform, some wicker and some cork, toxic waste, some purple paste, she hoped was not explosive. 🎶

🎶 Bag it, tag it.  Sell it to the butcher in the store.🎶
 
2022-08-18 7:38:31 AM  

GoldSpider: Marcus Aurelius: MrBallou: Circusdog320: Right out of the trumpy playbook.

Came to say this.

People are saying, I don't know, some people said it, Hageman is the most persecuted woman in history.

Winning isn't enough any more.  You also need to be the real victim.

Vulgarity is the qualifying virtue for GOP candidates; anyone who will stick their thumb in the eye of decency or decorum.


To the Trump voters, "class" means it's covered in gold leaf, and not a single thing more.
 
2022-08-18 7:38:34 AM  
I will never get tired of watching them have to lay in their own beds...

Idiots.
 
2022-08-18 7:38:51 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Biscuit Tin: Who wins and then whines that the loser didn't concede enough? That's crazy.

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Yup.


dead eyes

all I see is a vacancy sign where a soul should be
 
2022-08-18 7:40:39 AM  

Hobodeluxe: Farking Clown Shoes: Biscuit Tin: Who wins and then whines that the loser didn't concede enough? That's crazy.

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dead eyes

all I see is a vacancy sign where a soul should be


Meanwhile in Alaska...

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2022-08-18 7:41:56 AM  
The fun is just beginning. I'll bet Congress critters are glad that they can open carry now. I wouldn't want that evil shytpile anywhere near me.
 
2022-08-18 7:42:59 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: MrBallou: Circusdog320: Right out of the trumpy playbook.

Came to say this.

People are saying, I don't know, some people said it, Hageman is the most persecuted woman in history.

Winning isn't enough any more.  You also need to be the real victim.


Germans were the real victims before and during WW2. They're just using that playbook.
 
2022-08-18 7:43:18 AM  

GoldSpider: Hobodeluxe: Farking Clown Shoes: Biscuit Tin: Who wins and then whines that the loser didn't concede enough? That's crazy.

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Yup.

dead eyes

all I see is a vacancy sign where a soul should be

Meanwhile in Alaska...

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Holy shiat that's terrifying.  She's like Elizabeth Holmes on meth.
 
2022-08-18 7:44:34 AM  

LL316: Marcus Aurelius: MrBallou: Circusdog320: Right out of the trumpy playbook.

Came to say this.

People are saying, I don't know, some people said it, Hageman is the most persecuted woman in history.

Winning isn't enough any more.  You also need to be the real victim.

Germans were the real victims before and during WW2. They're just using that playbook.


Looks like war to me.  It's not going to be pretty if the GOP fights the FBI and the DOJ.
 
2022-08-18 7:45:40 AM  
Republicans, "you're not sucking my dick exactly the way I like it so I'm going to punish everyone."
 
2022-08-18 7:46:45 AM  

GoldSpider: Hobodeluxe: Farking Clown Shoes: Biscuit Tin: Who wins and then whines that the loser didn't concede enough? That's crazy.

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Yup.

dead eyes

all I see is a vacancy sign where a soul should be

Meanwhile in Alaska...

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Who the h*ll is that?  Palin?
 
2022-08-18 7:48:23 AM  

Muta: GoldSpider: Hobodeluxe: Farking Clown Shoes: Biscuit Tin: Who wins and then whines that the loser didn't concede enough? That's crazy.

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Yup.

dead eyes

all I see is a vacancy sign where a soul should be

Meanwhile in Alaska...

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Who the h*ll is that?  Palin?


The one who nearly tied Murkowski in the primary for a Senate seat.
 
2022-08-18 7:49:03 AM  

Muta: zeroman987: A pound of old (worn) shoe leather, Grecian formula, cat piss, and hairspray.  Left to soak overnight and sautéed in lard.

🎶 Threw in a pot of melted wax, a forefoot and a hoof, apple core, worms galore, and a can of some corrosive.
Coconuts and chloroform, some wicker and some cork, toxic waste, some purple paste, she hoped was not explosive. 🎶

🎶 Bag it, tag it.  Sell it to the butcher in the store.🎶


Nice Phish reference
 
2022-08-18 7:57:22 AM  
Why is the party that never concedes so suddenly obsessed with the other side not conceding?
 
2022-08-18 8:00:01 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Biscuit Tin: Who wins and then whines that the loser didn't concede enough? That's crazy.

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Yup.


In Florida, if that person read a library book to my kid I'd have CPS at my door.
 
2022-08-18 8:03:31 AM  
GQP will never admit to a loss ever again in any current or future election. Every result, no matter how lop-sided, will be litigated. All future elections will be decided and settled in court regardless of the evidence showing it was a fair and honest election.

Book it.
 
2022-08-18 8:05:59 AM  
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2022-08-18 8:06:36 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Biscuit Tin: Who wins and then whines that the loser didn't concede enough? That's crazy.

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2022-08-18 8:07:06 AM  

dhcmrlchtdj: The simplest explanation here is that Crazy Eyes had her phone in a location with poor reception when Cheney tried to call. That's why her call log only has the one call that actually connected and is missing the others, and why the one that did connect only has 2 seconds of audio ("Hello Harriet") followed by 10 seconds of silence when the audio cut out.

But, no, of course Crazy Eyes is too ignorant to understand this, and Fox is playing along, playing dumb, because they're dipshiats for whom truth doesn't matter, only results.


Also known as: Wyoming.
 
2022-08-18 8:11:16 AM  

dhcmrlchtdj: The simplest explanation here is that Crazy Eyes had her phone in a location with poor reception when Cheney tried to call. That's why her call log only has the one call that actually connected and is missing the others, and why the one that did connect only has 2 seconds of audio ("Hello Harriet") followed by 10 seconds of silence when the audio cut out.

But, no, of course Crazy Eyes is too ignorant to understand this, and Fox is playing along, playing dumb, because they're dipshiats for whom truth doesn't matter, only results.


Nope.  Not even that.  The call log shows several attempts to call from Cheney's campaign as in get me her campaign, it's over.  As to the voicemail?  Sheer pettiness on Hagerman's part.  The calculus in unavoidable.  Cheney's whole deal is accepting the outcome of a fair election.  OF COURSE she called to concede.  That's part of her brand, just as lying and twisting facts was her opponent's.  Draw your own conclusions though.
 
2022-08-18 8:14:59 AM  

GoldSpider: Hobodeluxe: Farking Clown Shoes: Biscuit Tin: Who wins and then whines that the loser didn't concede enough? That's crazy.

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dead eyes

all I see is a vacancy sign where a soul should be

Meanwhile in Alaska...

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Mixed Berry Wine Coolers (sparkling), Newport Lights, and fermented catfish, hickory smoked and covered in mustard.
 
2022-08-18 8:15:41 AM  

puffy999: Farking Clown Shoes: Biscuit Tin: Who wins and then whines that the loser didn't concede enough? That's crazy.

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Dog food and Marlboro lights.
 
2022-08-18 8:16:13 AM  
"We're petty idiots, vote for us so we can expediate Jesus returning and burning all of you poors who can't afford a bunker! If you don't, you're a traitor who isn't fit to lick the boot of our lord and savior, Satan. Now, shut the fark up and get in line or our group of incel thugs get called over and take their frustrations of not being liked by anyone out on you."

-Today's GOP
 
2022-08-18 8:16:28 AM  

Biscuit Tin: Who wins and then whines that the loser didn't concede enough? That's crazy.

Going for the style of the joker I see...


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2022-08-18 8:16:39 AM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: Obviously I'm saying that in the sense that they're *acting* like farking children, not in the literal sense.


So I teach a kids class, 5-7 year olds. None of them act as petulantly, predictably and immaturely stupid as the GOP. Sure they act like kids, but the GOP just purely acts like assholes. Let's not bring kids into this.
 
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