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(Times of Israel)   Security guard at the Munich Olympics memorial asks visiting Israeli athletes if any of them had seen Kyle. None of them had, but they referred him to the police for further assistance   (timesofisrael.com) divider line
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2022-08-18 7:02:29 AM  
It was all a misunderstanding, he heard one of them say they were hungry, so he was just pointing them to one of his favorite diners.

Der Luftwaffelhaus.
 
2022-08-18 8:33:02 AM  
Unlike America, Germany takes stopping Nazis seriously.
 
2022-08-18 8:36:50 AM  
How many more warnings are needed?
 
2022-08-18 8:37:51 AM  
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/Unamused
 
2022-08-18 8:41:38 AM  
I was just waving to my friend John.  All I said was "Hi, Jack".
 
2022-08-18 8:45:29 AM  
Don't do that. It was a really bad thing.
 
2022-08-18 8:50:45 AM  
Israel will be fine.  They can bomb some Palestinian apartment buildings, to blow off some steam.
 
2022-08-18 9:00:23 AM  
"Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas also further inflamed the situation during a visit to Berlin on Tuesday when he failed to condemn the massacre, and instead compared crimes committed against the Palestinians to the Holocaust." GFY you cheap photocopy of an actual Nazi with an Islamic watermark.
 
2022-08-18 9:00:35 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Unlike America, Germany takes stopping Nazis seriously.


"You can't punch Nazis," whine the dweebs in America, while blabbling something about the First Amendment and the fanciful notion that Nazis have rights too. "Where will end?" they ask. But the answer is obvious: it ends with Nazis. Fark those guys. We fought a war against them and we won, and so if there's still trash wandering around heiling Hitler and flying their dopey flags, they need to get put down.
 
2022-08-18 9:02:50 AM  

Boojum2k: "Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas also further inflamed the situation during a visit to Berlin on Tuesday when he failed to condemn the massacre, and instead compared crimes committed against the Palestinians to the Holocaust." GFY you cheap photocopy of an actual Nazi with an Islamic watermark.


I'm sorry that the truth gets you upset.
 
2022-08-18 9:11:12 AM  

NuclearPenguins: Boojum2k: "Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas also further inflamed the situation during a visit to Berlin on Tuesday when he failed to condemn the massacre, and instead compared crimes committed against the Palestinians to the Holocaust." GFY you cheap photocopy of an actual Nazi with an Islamic watermark.

I'm sorry that the truth gets you upset.


Two thirds of the Jewish population of Europe was eliminated during WW2. Care to compare that to Palestinian population growth since the restoration of Israel? And don't ever compare anyone you are opposed to to Nazis since you love the ones in the Middle East.
 
2022-08-18 9:12:15 AM  

Boojum2k: NuclearPenguins: Boojum2k: "Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas also further inflamed the situation during a visit to Berlin on Tuesday when he failed to condemn the massacre, and instead compared crimes committed against the Palestinians to the Holocaust." GFY you cheap photocopy of an actual Nazi with an Islamic watermark.

I'm sorry that the truth gets you upset.

Two thirds of the Jewish population of Europe was eliminated during WW2. Care to compare that to Palestinian population growth since the restoration of Israel? And don't ever compare anyone you are opposed to to Nazis since you love the ones in the Middle East.


lol.
 
2022-08-18 9:12:32 AM  
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2022-08-18 9:16:55 AM  

NuclearPenguins: Boojum2k: NuclearPenguins: Boojum2k: "Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas also further inflamed the situation during a visit to Berlin on Tuesday when he failed to condemn the massacre, and instead compared crimes committed against the Palestinians to the Holocaust." GFY you cheap photocopy of an actual Nazi with an Islamic watermark.

I'm sorry that the truth gets you upset.

Two thirds of the Jewish population of Europe was eliminated during WW2. Care to compare that to Palestinian population growth since the restoration of Israel? And don't ever compare anyone you are opposed to to Nazis since you love the ones in the Middle East.

lol.


You can say you hate how Israel treats Palestine without saying you like Nazis and the Holocaust.

Unless you actually like Nazis and the Holocaust.
 
2022-08-18 9:23:15 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Unlike America, Germany takes stopping Nazis seriously.


It's clearly worked out so well.

I mean, who ever heard of a far right party in Germany these days?
 
2022-08-18 10:05:55 AM  

Boojum2k: "Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas also further inflamed the situation during a visit to Berlin on Tuesday when he failed to condemn the massacre, and instead compared crimes committed against the Palestinians to the Holocaust."


It will never not be amusing to me that a man with a PHD in Holocaust denial repeatedly makes this absurd comparison.
 
2022-08-18 10:06:54 AM  
I'm disappointed they didn't beat the shiat out of the guard.
 
2022-08-18 10:37:14 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Tyrone Slothrop: Unlike America, Germany takes stopping Nazis seriously.

"You can't punch Nazis," whine the dweebs in America, while blabbling something about the First Amendment and the fanciful notion that Nazis have rights too. "Where will end?" they ask. But the answer is obvious: it ends with Nazis. Fark those guys. We fought a war against them and we won, and so if there's still trash wandering around heiling Hitler and flying their dopey flags, they need to get put down.


Aamer Rahman: Is it really ok to punch nazis?
Youtube IKICKcMU3MU
 
2022-08-18 11:02:12 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Unlike America, Germany takes stopping Nazis seriously.


LOLbertarians would sooner cry forever about poor little Nazis losing their nAtUrAl riGhT tO fLy tHe nAzi fLaG.
 
2022-08-18 11:16:44 AM  

NuclearPenguins: Boojum2k: "Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas also further inflamed the situation during a visit to Berlin on Tuesday when he failed to condemn the massacre, and instead compared crimes committed against the Palestinians to the Holocaust." GFY you cheap photocopy of an actual Nazi with an Islamic watermark.

I'm sorry that the truth gets you upset.


The truth is that 11 non-belligerents were massacred by terrorists in Munich in 1972. That's supposed to be the truth we're focused on here.

Everywhere else in the world, Israel is (more or less rightly) vilified for what it does to Palestinians. Can people not have one moment of reflection on a terrorist attack on the farking Olympic Games fifty goddamned years ago without everyone whatabouting to the latest Likud insanity?

Isn't the Munich Massacre still a tragedy?

// there's also the truth that Black September was a branch of the PLO, which became Abbas' Palestinian Authority
// and, this isn't an iron-clad truth, but it also appears that Abbas is retroactively justifying the Munich Massacre because Israel have been dicks to Palestinians since then
 
2022-08-18 11:23:07 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Tyrone Slothrop: Unlike America, Germany takes stopping Nazis seriously.

"You can't punch Nazis," whine the dweebs in America, while blabbling something about the First Amendment and the fanciful notion that Nazis have rights too. "Where will end?" they ask. But the answer is obvious: it ends with Nazis. Fark those guys. We fought a war against them and we won, and so if there's still trash wandering around heiling Hitler and flying their dopey flags, they need to get put down.


The arrested guy was 19 years old, from Berlin, working "security".
As someone from Berlin:
Dollars to jelly donuts that this wasn't an actual Nazi, but some anti-semite shiathead from a family with a "Middle Eastern migratory background" who is integrated into German society just well enough that he knows how to commit anti-Jewish hate crimes properly according to local customs and that following laws, rules or regulations "is just sooo Alman, digga" and henceforth not relevant for someone who is as cool as he is.
 
2022-08-18 11:30:42 AM  

houginator: It will never not be amusing to me that a man with a PHD in Holocaust denial repeatedly makes this absurd comparison.


To those not familiar with the Palestinian president, he means that very literally. The man is a professional Holocaust denying buffoon.
Not the first idiot to make that absurd comparison and probably not the last. It only brings criticism and ridicule so it's great.
 
2022-08-18 11:35:56 AM  

TheYeti: Tyrone Slothrop: Unlike America, Germany takes stopping Nazis seriously.

It's clearly worked out so well.

I mean, who ever heard of a far right party in Germany these days?


When was their last attempted coup by rabid right-wingers?  Nazism is banned in Germany, whereas nazis wander around waving swastikas in the US.

The Voice of Doom:

As someone from Berlin:

I love Berlin.  I spent my 40th birthday there with friends and had an amazing meal at Schwartzwaldstube, which serves traditional German food...

...and I just went to check their site and it's Michelin starred?!  I had no idea.  I don't think we even had to book? But it was fantastic and if you haven't been then I highly recommend it.
 
2022-08-18 12:43:51 PM  
He's 19. His ability to use logic is about as precise as a game of Plinko.
 
2022-08-18 1:24:35 PM  

Dr Dreidel: NuclearPenguins: Boojum2k: "Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas also further inflamed the situation during a visit to Berlin on Tuesday when he failed to condemn the massacre, and instead compared crimes committed against the Palestinians to the Holocaust." GFY you cheap photocopy of an actual Nazi with an Islamic watermark.

I'm sorry that the truth gets you upset.

The truth is that 11 non-belligerents were massacred by terrorists in Munich in 1972. That's supposed to be the truth we're focused on here.

Everywhere else in the world, Israel is (more or less rightly) vilified for what it does to Palestinians. Can people not have one moment of reflection on a terrorist attack on the farking Olympic Games fifty goddamned years ago without everyone whatabouting to the latest Likud insanity?

Isn't the Munich Massacre still a tragedy?

// there's also the truth that Black September was a branch of the PLO, which became Abbas' Palestinian Authority
// and, this isn't an iron-clad truth, but it also appears that Abbas is retroactively justifying the Munich Massacre because Israel have been dicks to Palestinians since then


That's really all that should be important here.

The Munich memorial has nothing to do with things going on in Israel; it commemorates 11 people who died at an international event intended to let participants not be involved in political agendas (at least theoretically, of course, since there was a team from East Germany).

Besides, the terrorists weren't there to raise any awareness of how terribly they'd been treated by Israel; they just wanted their buddies out of prison. It's hard to push any message of "whatabout Israel?!" when your own message is "let our fellow terrorists out of prison or we'll kill all these athletes" you know?
 
2022-08-18 4:45:34 PM  

The Voice of Doom: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Tyrone Slothrop: Unlike America, Germany takes stopping Nazis seriously.

"You can't punch Nazis," whine the dweebs in America, while blabbling something about the First Amendment and the fanciful notion that Nazis have rights too. "Where will end?" they ask. But the answer is obvious: it ends with Nazis. Fark those guys. We fought a war against them and we won, and so if there's still trash wandering around heiling Hitler and flying their dopey flags, they need to get put down.

The arrested guy was 19 years old, from Berlin, working "security".
As someone from Berlin:
Dollars to jelly donuts that this wasn't an actual Nazi, but some anti-semite shiathead from a family with a "Middle Eastern migratory background" who is integrated into German society just well enough that he knows how to commit anti-Jewish hate crimes properly according to local customs and that following laws, rules or regulations "is just sooo Alman, digga" and henceforth not relevant for someone who is as cool as he is.


PC brigade on your neck in 3 .. 2 ... .
 
2022-08-18 6:15:37 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Tyrone Slothrop: Unlike America, Germany takes stopping Nazis seriously.

"You can't punch Nazis," whine the dweebs in America, while blabbling something about the First Amendment and the fanciful notion that Nazis have rights too. "Where will end?" they ask. But the answer is obvious: it ends with Nazis. Fark those guys. We fought a war against them and we won, and so if there's still trash wandering around heiling Hitler and flying their dopey flags, they need to get put down.


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"Oblige punch their lights out, my main man."

They're coming for you too....
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2022-08-18 6:19:14 PM  

flexflint: The Voice of Doom: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Tyrone Slothrop: Unlike America, Germany takes stopping Nazis seriously.

"You can't punch Nazis," whine the dweebs in America, while blabbling something about the First Amendment and the fanciful notion that Nazis have rights too. "Where will end?" they ask. But the answer is obvious: it ends with Nazis. Fark those guys. We fought a war against them and we won, and so if there's still trash wandering around heiling Hitler and flying their dopey flags, they need to get put down.

The arrested guy was 19 years old, from Berlin, working "security".
As someone from Berlin:
Dollars to jelly donuts that this wasn't an actual Nazi, but some anti-semite shiathead from a family with a "Middle Eastern migratory background" who is integrated into German society just well enough that he knows how to commit anti-Jewish hate crimes properly according to local customs and that following laws, rules or regulations "is just sooo Alman, digga" and henceforth not relevant for someone who is as cool as he is.

PC brigade on your neck in 3 .. 2 ... .


"Dollars to jelly donuts that this wasn't an actual Nazi..."

what's an actualnazi?
 
2022-08-18 7:31:35 PM  

Boojum2k: Two thirds of the Jewish population of Europe was eliminated during WW2. Care to compare that to Palestinian population growth since the restoration of Israel? And don't ever compare anyone you are opposed to to Nazis since you love the ones in the Middle East.


Didn't nearly the entire world say "Never again" after WWII?  Was that only for Jews?  It's not just how many Palestinians Israel has killed, it's the situation they're forced to live in,

I shouldn't have to point this out, but there is a difference between criticizing Israel and blaming all Jews. I'm sick of politicians who "Stand With Israel".  I thought they were supposed to stand with the US.

100 days ago, the IDF assassinated Shireen Abu Akleh. She was American. Brigadier General Ran Kochav and IDF spokesman said "They're armed with cameras."  How many politicians in DC even expressed a desire to figure out who shot her?  And of those how many were all too eager to accept Israel's conclusion that they were innocent?

/and of course I condemn this security guard as well as the terrorist attack in Munich...50 years ago.
 
2022-08-19 5:47:15 AM  

My Sober Alt: Didn't nearly the entire world say "Never again" after WWII? Was that only for Jews? It's not just how many Palestinians Israel has killed, it's the situation they're forced to live in,


And you're saying the Palestinians themselves have nothing to do with it?
The only thing that prevents a two state solution is the unwillingness of the Palestinians to accept any agreement that permanently forecloses their dreams of destroying the Jewish state. Israel will certainly continue with the current situation until the Palestinians actually accept that the Jewish state is a permanent fact and they have failed to dislodge or destroy it. It takes two to make peace. If the Palestinians continue to insist that the only permanent peace they will accept is one in which Israel ceases to exist then it is they, not Israel, that are prolonging the current situation.

My Sober Alt: 100 days ago, the IDF assassinated Shireen Abu Akleh


This is a great example how lying, just a little bit, is used to push a narrative. The use of the word 'assassinated' indicate intent as if Israel purposefully targeted her. In reality she was standing in a middle of a war-zone where a fire fight between IDF soldiers and Palestinian gunmen was taking place, a well known risk factor for journalists. The Palestinian pathologist who initially examined her, who actually examined the evidence admitted he can't say who shot her. The Palestinians of course refused to present the main evidence, namely the bullet, to anyone including a third party with their supervision which is a bit suspect. The Palestinians are notorious for blaming Israel for their own farkups, it's practically tradition by now. Most recently when Islamic Jihad bombed Palestinian civilians by mistake instead of killing Jews which was actually caught on camera in real-time.

My Sober Alt: Brigadier General Ran Kochav and IDF spokesman said "They're armed with cameras."


What the spokesman said when interviewed regarding the actual attack was: "The Palestinians were not able to determine what was the source of the bullet which killed the reporter. If we had the evidence, we could determine what happened". Your quote is an attempt to present it as a justification for your previous "assassinated" lie.

There is a reason why the Arabic branch of Al-Jazeera is banned in countries around Israel. It's a Qatari propaganda outlet and in Israel they were the ones spearheading the "Jews are about to take Al-Aqsa!" lie also pushed by the PLO leaders which resulted in terrorist attacks against Jews.

And by the way, if we're mentioning Nazis, let's not mention the Palestinians obsession and affinity with Nazism, there's a huge amount of evidence of it especially about the Palestinian leadership's admiration of Hitler.
The effort people make to avoid this uncomfortable truth is very amusing.

My Sober Alt: and of course I condemn this security guard as well as the terrorist attack in Munich...50 years ago.


Not sure if you noticed but the same people with the same ideology and agenda are attacking Jews to this day.
 
2022-08-19 5:56:32 AM  
By the way, the German police just opened an investigation against the Palestinian President regarding his nonsense Holocaust comments for possible incitement to hatred. Of course it's just a symbolic gesture but quite amusing.
 
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