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(CNN)   Trump considering using the CCTV footage of the FBI raiding Mar-a-Lago to further incite his followers   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Federal Bureau of Investigation, former President, United States Department of Justice, second person, immediate release of the completely Unredacted Affidavit, Trump's orbit, federal agents, Justice Department  
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1990 clicks; posted to Politics » on 18 Aug 2022 at 1:30 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-17 9:24:51 PM  
I can fap to this
 
2022-08-17 9:39:33 PM  
Oh, this won't create very many parodies of the "raid."
 
2022-08-17 9:41:21 PM  
Heavily edited, of course, by James O'Keefe.
 
2022-08-17 9:53:00 PM  
Just cut out the parts of the hookers coming and going, PERFECT
 
2022-08-17 10:15:07 PM  

IgG4: Just cut out the parts of the hookers coming and going, PERFECT


Can you imagine what a Mar A Lago daytime hooker looks like
 
2022-08-17 10:17:16 PM  
He want the street to glow with the blood of his enemies.
 
2022-08-17 10:46:03 PM  
Did he watch them, does he actually know whats on them?
 
2022-08-17 10:53:23 PM  
Go for it. Judges love remembering things like that during sentencing
 
2022-08-17 11:12:52 PM  
Yeah. Dudes wheeling boxes out of there? That's going to look even worse.
 
2022-08-17 11:20:17 PM  

raerae1980: Did he watch them, does he actually know whats on them?


He's got people for that.
 
2022-08-17 11:26:03 PM  

raerae1980: Did he watch them, does he actually know whats on them?


Jared schtupping the help in the "45" room.
 
2022-08-17 11:27:05 PM  

hubiestubert: raerae1980: Did he watch them, does he actually know whats on them?

He's got people for that.


Yep. I'm sure there is a group of Roger Stone wannabes going over the footage right now, trying to piece together anything they can spin as making the feds look bad.
 
2022-08-17 11:31:13 PM  
Hopefully the FBI confiscated them, or it's going to be Keefe-a-polooza.
 
2022-08-17 11:35:21 PM  
CNN with "Trump considering".  Could be true of pretty much anything, guaranteed clicks.
 
2022-08-18 12:36:54 AM  

raerae1980: Did he watch them, does he actually know whats on them?


He loves his CCTV tapes.

He is so paranoid he has cameras in the bathrooms.

You know where this is going.

Wee should demand he release all the tapes.
 
2022-08-18 12:41:49 AM  
I have a feeling that filming the open movement of classified documents when duly authorized law enforcement specifically asks you not to film movement of classified documents could result in additional criminal charges against you.
 
2022-08-18 12:55:57 AM  
So now he wants to broadcast classified information to the world. What country is he for again?
 
2022-08-18 1:08:35 AM  
The 8/8 commission will get to the bottom of this.
 
2022-08-18 1:13:04 AM  

propasaurus: IgG4: Just cut out the parts of the hookers coming and going, PERFECT

Can you imagine what a Mar A Lago daytime hooker looks like


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2022-08-18 1:34:01 AM  

propasaurus: IgG4: Just cut out the parts of the hookers coming and going, PERFECT

Can you imagine what a Mar A Lago daytime hooker looks like


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2022-08-18 1:34:09 AM  
This can in no way back fire at all.
 
2022-08-18 1:34:33 AM  

MrBallou: Heavily edited, of course, by James O'Keefe.



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2022-08-18 1:34:56 AM  
Wait, so there are cameras in Trump's offices?  In the places where the documents were stored?  So we can see when they were placed there, moved, and who accessed them?  Please proceed.  I'm sure the FBI would love to see that.
 
2022-08-18 1:35:04 AM  
GFY Honey Coup Coup
 
2022-08-18 1:35:12 AM  
Or the videos are sharp enough to show some words on a page and they can tack on further charges.
 
2022-08-18 1:35:13 AM  
Umder investigation for committing crimes and volunteering you might have footage of it.  Schmuck
 
2022-08-18 1:35:26 AM  
I'm sure his lawyers are loving this. The real lawyers, I mean.

Every time he does shiat like this, imagine how his lawyers are going to to behave when they find out their objection about something the prosecution wants entered is overruled, because Trump already put it out on his "Truth" thingy.

Ya farksticks signed up for this, so hold the  hell on.
 
2022-08-18 1:35:34 AM  

wildsnowllama: propasaurus: IgG4: Just cut out the parts of the hookers coming and going, PERFECT

Can you imagine what a Mar A Lago daytime hooker looks like

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Aaaand funnied.
 
2022-08-18 1:36:08 AM  

raerae1980: Did he watch them, does he actually know whats on them?


Oh this is gonna be hysterical. Someone please call his bluff.

Trump: SEE THEY ARE VIOLENTLY INTRUDING ON MY HOME!!!!1!!1
*cue tape*
*see FBI respectfully knocking on door*
Trump: LOOK AT THOSE VIOLENT TRESPPASSERS ASSAULTING MY STAFF!!!
*cue tape*
*see FBI shaking hands with doorman*
Trump: THOSE DEEP STATE AGENTS ARE TOSSING MY THINGS AND MAKING A MESS!
*cue tape*
*see FBI move a box from the floor to a table*

And so on...
 
2022-08-18 1:36:10 AM  

nmrsnr: propasaurus: IgG4: Just cut out the parts of the hookers coming and going, PERFECT

Can you imagine what a Mar A Lago daytime hooker looks like

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In some cases, the hookers were the teenage daughters of people that worked there.  Close friends of Mr. Trump, of course.  You know how concerned he's always been with the well-being of his employees.
 
2022-08-18 1:36:19 AM  
*plays footage backwards*

"You see! They're planting dozens and dozens of boxes in that storeroom!"
 
2022-08-18 1:37:00 AM  
Ok. But only if it's narrated by james lipton.
 
2022-08-18 1:37:16 AM  

foo monkey: Wait, so there are cameras in Trump's offices?  In the places where the documents were stored?  So we can see when they were placed there, moved, and who accessed them?  Please proceed.  I'm sure the FBI would love to see that.


Put just one frame out there in public. Puhleeeeeese.

That way the whole farking thing can come in at trial.
 
2022-08-18 1:38:45 AM  

propasaurus: IgG4: Just cut out the parts of the hookers coming and going, PERFECT

Can you imagine what a Mar A Lago daytime hooker looks like


You've obviously never enjoyed the D-team during the lunch buffet at the Spearmint Rhino
 
2022-08-18 1:44:11 AM  
I pee pee poo poo
 
2022-08-18 1:44:30 AM  

raerae1980: Did he watch them, does he actually know whats on them?


Search your heart.  You know the answer.
 
2022-08-18 1:46:00 AM  

propasaurus: IgG4: Just cut out the parts of the hookers coming and going, PERFECT

Can you imagine what a Mar A Lago daytime hooker looks like


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2022-08-18 1:47:50 AM  

Somaticasual: Ok. But only if it's narrated by james lipton.


Would you accept David Attenborough?

Here we see the FBI carefully stalking its native prey, the Cheetus Putrificus who has papered his layer with classified documents
 
2022-08-18 1:47:56 AM  
Go ahead, send them off in fits of rage. Let the edgelords who insist upon Farking Around meet those prepared to help them Find Out. Some of them might even be convicted J6 morans who will get to see what its like to become a two-time loser.
 
2022-08-18 1:50:05 AM  

foo monkey: Wait, so there are cameras in Trump's offices?  In the places where the documents were stored?  So we can see when they were placed there, moved, and who accessed them?  Please proceed.  I'm sure the FBI would love to see that.


"Federal agents were prompted to request a warrant to search former President Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate after reviewing new footage of a hallway outside a storage facility where classified information was being kept, The New York Times reported...

"... Having obtained surveillance footage from Mar-a-Lago via a subpoena, agents saw something that alarmed them in recordings of a hallway outside a storage room, The Times reported, citing people familiar with the investigation."

Link
 
2022-08-18 1:56:44 AM  

propasaurus: IgG4: Just cut out the parts of the hookers coming and going, PERFECT

Can you imagine what a Mar A Lago daytime hooker looks like


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2022-08-18 1:58:26 AM  
And?  Does that invalidate the warrant?  No?  Then what, just to show faces?
 
2022-08-18 1:59:53 AM  
He thinks he's gonna make a splash with this? BEFORE he even announces he a candidate? For an election 26 months away?

Yeah. Ok. Run with that.
 
2022-08-18 2:00:02 AM  

yellowjester: propasaurus: IgG4: Just cut out the parts of the hookers coming and going, PERFECT

Can you imagine what a Mar A Lago daytime hooker looks like

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Dick Cheney has really let himself go.
 
2022-08-18 2:01:07 AM  

yellowjester: propasaurus: IgG4: Just cut out the parts of the hookers coming and going, PERFECT

Can you imagine what a Mar A Lago daytime hooker looks like

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That's a sturdy woman.

Them ain't child bearin' hips.

Them's calf bearin' hips.
 
2022-08-18 2:01:28 AM  
I knew there was CCTV footage of the warrant execution.

Anyone with at least half a brain knows this.

So I wonder how DOJ is prepared to handle this?
 
2022-08-18 2:01:51 AM  
Played at Keystone cop speed and yakety sax playing.
 
2022-08-18 2:06:17 AM  
He's clawing for leverage and one way he thinks he can get it is by personalizing the stakes for the agents and officials involved. Constant irrational aggression, after all, is Trump's one and only tactic and it has worked out remarkably well for him in the past. The "consideration" is a threat for them. A more responsible media outlet would've waited for him to actually carry it out, otherwise they are doing his dirty work in delivering it without Trump risking any fallout from actually doing it.
 
2022-08-18 2:07:22 AM  

Iamos: Somaticasual: Ok. But only if it's narrated by james lipton.

Would you accept David Attenborough?

Here we see the FBI carefully stalking its native prey, the Cheetus Putrificus who has papered his layer with classified documents


While that would be great, I would accept Ozzy Man narrating it.
 
2022-08-18 2:07:39 AM  

Iamos: Somaticasual: Ok. But only if it's narrated by james lipton.

Would you accept David Attenborough?

Here we see the FBI carefully stalking its native prey, the Cheetus Putrificus who has papered his layer with classified documents


Definitely one of those posts you can hear.
 
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