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(Yahoo)   Naked man steps out of truck after crash, walks away from scene to search for Sarah Connor   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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1883 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Aug 2022 at 11:57 PM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-17 7:50:48 PM  
Dude in blue shirt at the beginning was awesome!
 
2022-08-17 8:57:47 PM  
Hope he doesn't do a Sam Kinison.
 
2022-08-17 11:38:52 PM  
It's a shame we're not supposed to call out Farkers, because I have a couple of great guesses.
 
2022-08-18 12:02:23 AM  
The breeze was cold, I swear, and I spilled a cup of diet coke from McDonald's right before that pic was taken.
 
2022-08-18 12:03:02 AM  
Chest and shoulders looked solid from that glimpse. Appeared to be good body tone.

Yeah, I'd help him cover up. Eventually.
 
2022-08-18 12:06:31 AM  
Inebriations 12:69 - Let he who has not sashayed naked from the scene of the crime present the first stones.
 
2022-08-18 12:06:56 AM  

Cafe Threads: Hope he doesn't do a Sam Kinison.


Wtf does this comment even mean?  Sam had nothing to do with the movie referenced in the headline.
 
2022-08-18 12:10:49 AM  
Dude knows how to carry himself.
 
2022-08-18 12:19:54 AM  
That's a guy with absolutely no farks left to give.

"Pants? I don't need no stinkin' pants!"
 
2022-08-18 12:19:54 AM  
But is he the son of the pope?
 
2022-08-18 12:27:22 AM  

deffuse: Inebriations 12:69 - Let he who has not sashayed naked from the scene of the crime present the first stones.


If we exclude Tequila I'll present a stone.
 
2022-08-18 12:33:02 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Chest and shoulders looked solid from that glimpse. Appeared to be good body tone.

Yeah, I'd help him cover up. Eventually.


Naido: It's a shame we're not supposed to call out Farkers, because I have a couple of great guesses.


I'd say Naido has to be wrong about it being a Farker - not too many around here that look that good nekkid
 
2022-08-18 12:38:52 AM  

deffuse: Inebriations 12:69 - Let he who has not sashayed naked from the scene of the crime present the first stones.


>hurls stone<

What're you all looking at, I was on edibles that night!
 
2022-08-18 12:39:37 AM  
Looks like he was carrying his pants. What possesses a person to remove their pants to drive?

Maybe he was taking them off while driving and crashed.
 
2022-08-18 12:40:58 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Huck And Molly Ziegler: Chest and shoulders looked solid from that glimpse. Appeared to be good body tone.

Yeah, I'd help him cover up. Eventually.

Naido: It's a shame we're not supposed to call out Farkers, because I have a couple of great guesses.

I'd say Naido has to be wrong about it being a Farker - not too many around here that look that good nekkid


I look like the truck
 
2022-08-18 12:45:00 AM  
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/got nothing [on]
 
2022-08-18 12:52:04 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Chest and shoulders looked solid from that glimpse. Appeared to be good body tone.

Yeah, I'd help him cover up. Eventually.


"You know, for a crazy homeless person... he's pretty cut."
 
2022-08-18 12:55:47 AM  

Boojum2k: Huck And Molly Ziegler: Chest and shoulders looked solid from that glimpse. Appeared to be good body tone.

Yeah, I'd help him cover up. Eventually.

"You know, for a crazy homeless person... he's pretty cut."


[record scratch]

say what now?

[goes to watch video]
 
2022-08-18 12:56:15 AM  
So this is in my neck of the woods...not that surprising. I'm guessing he was driving naked and probably filming himself, then crashed? Probably high as hell too.
 
2022-08-18 1:01:36 AM  
ok that video is funny as fk.
the way he just gets out, and sets... off... no acknowledgement of the guy who's opened the door, anything that's happened, the fact he's naked... just goes.
But doesn't run, doesn't flinch... just enacts wing attack plan B and he's fking off... boom, go

hilarious
 
2022-08-18 1:04:43 AM  
HOTY

Never has that cliche been so apt. AAAAPT!!!!!
 
2022-08-18 1:16:58 AM  
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2022-08-18 1:46:21 AM  
The longer and uncensored version starts with the wreckage of what seems like a multi-car accident, and ends with a nice jaunty stretch of the shoulders, and shows he has a nice butt.
 
2022-08-18 4:43:17 AM  

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2022-08-18 4:44:43 AM  

Lady J: ok that video is funny as fk.
the way he just gets out, and sets... off... no acknowledgement of the guy who's opened the door, anything that's happened, the fact he's naked... just goes.
But doesn't run, doesn't flinch... just enacts wing attack plan B and he's fking off... boom, go

hilarious


Thought I saw eric andre today
Doing a prank.

Just another lunatic.
We know our own
 
2022-08-18 7:35:25 AM  
You know, I'm 72 years old, and I've never driven a car naked.
Maybe I've missed something?
 
2022-08-18 7:56:19 AM  
Blue shirt dude is my hero. "Hey let me help you get out of your crashed truck" (opens door), "oh FFS".
 
2022-08-18 7:59:13 AM  

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/got nothing [on]


LoL, Jeep quality.
 
2022-08-18 8:11:51 AM  

Lady J: ok that video is funny as fk.
the way he just gets out, and sets... off... no acknowledgement of the guy who's opened the door, anything that's happened, the fact he's naked... just goes.
But doesn't run, doesn't flinch... just enacts wing attack plan B and he's fking off... boom, go

hilarious


We should all have the self-confidence of naked truck crash guy! (No we shouldn't)
 
2022-08-18 11:17:42 AM  
I'm sure it's a funny vid but for me ths site keeps playing ads.
 
2022-08-18 11:27:42 AM  

jso2897: You know, I'm 72 years old, and I've never driven a car naked.
Maybe I've missed something?


Never naked, but I got pulled over wearing nothing but boxers.
 
2022-08-18 2:19:15 PM  
Guessing driving didn't have his full attention.
 
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