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(MSN)   Vancouver zoo closed due to the unanticipated opening of an interactive wolf exhibit   (msn.com) divider line
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2022-08-18 12:19:28 AM  
No worries, they were only out looking for Gerald Ford.
 
2022-08-18 12:21:47 AM  
Park park
Woof woof!
YEOW!

/runs
 
2022-08-18 12:33:43 AM  
Puppers just want belly rubs.
 
2022-08-18 12:35:40 AM  
Just look for blown-down houses.
 
2022-08-18 12:36:51 AM  
"The Greater Vancouver Zoo remained closed Wednesday, a day after several wolves were found outside their enclosure in what appeared to be an act of "malicious intent."

Malicious on the part of the wolves or...
 
2022-08-18 12:37:36 AM  
Who let the dogs out?

/who?
//who?
///who?
 
2022-08-18 12:39:46 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: Just look for blown-down houses.


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2022-08-18 12:42:15 AM  
Where wolves?

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2022-08-18 12:42:42 AM  
Where wolves?
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2022-08-18 12:44:30 AM  
I know just who they should call.

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He solves problems.
 
2022-08-18 1:12:16 AM  
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2022-08-18 1:25:12 AM  
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am so a wolf!!
motherfkers my crown is IN MY HEART NOT ON MY HEAD!
 
2022-08-18 1:33:47 AM  

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am so a wolf!!
motherfkers my crown is IN MY HEART NOT ON MY HEAD!


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2022-08-18 1:40:10 AM  

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am so a wolf!!
motherfkers my crown is IN MY HEART NOT ON MY HEAD!

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why w... ?!
...
is this a cry for h... ?
...
why is it so much worse whe... !!?

[composes self]

well played... although I knowest not whether thou art an honourable man
 
2022-08-18 1:42:08 AM  

Kalyco Jack: "The Greater Vancouver Zoo remained closed Wednesday, a day after several wolves were found outside their enclosure in what appeared to be an act of "malicious intent."

Malicious on the part of the wolves or...


I did not read it as the wolves' intent.
 
2022-08-18 1:48:25 AM  
by the way... 'my crown is in my heart not on my head' is Shakespeare.  from Henry... something ... VI? VI part 2?  can't remember.

but it's a brilliant line.
 
2022-08-18 1:55:19 AM  
I'd say this was a Red Talons op, to free more wolves into the wild, but there's not ernough dead humans at the scene.
 
2022-08-18 1:56:35 AM  
What an interactive Wolf exhibit may look like:

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2022-08-18 2:12:20 AM  
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2022-08-18 2:14:52 AM  
Put down the hot dogs and slowly move away
 
2022-08-18 3:47:52 AM  
There's really only one man for this job.
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2022-08-18 9:01:52 AM  
There's not many Fark headlines these days that make me laugh. This one did...good job subby.
 
2022-08-18 9:37:58 AM  
I'm missing my grandma , has anyone seen her ???
 
2022-08-18 12:30:47 PM  

kkinnison: Where wolves?
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Terri Garr twice?

I like Terri Garr.
 
2022-08-18 2:15:57 PM  
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What a cute little doggy. Can I pet it?
 
2022-08-18 6:23:10 PM  
 
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