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2022-08-17 11:21:38 PM  
Even gators love gator bites.
 
2022-08-18 12:48:36 AM  
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"Hai guys..."
 
2022-08-18 12:54:50 AM  
Shaw said she was paddling through the spring on her inflatable paddleboard when she came upon the encounter

Paddleboarding through gator infested Florida waters would be near the bottom of my list of things to do, surpassed only by inflatable paddleboarding there, and finally swimming there in last place.
 
2022-08-18 1:01:16 AM  

New Rising Sun: Shaw said she was paddling through the spring on her inflatable paddleboard when she came upon the encounter

Paddleboarding through gator infested Florida waters would be near the bottom of my list of things to do, surpassed only by inflatable paddleboarding there, and finally swimming there in last place.


It's Florida, basically every body of water not a swimming pool or the ocean is gator infested, and the ocean has sharks. You come to accept it.
 
2022-08-18 1:04:34 AM  
Tucker Carlson?

oh
oh I misread the flyer, I see what I've done.  that's a shame
 
2022-08-18 1:05:31 AM  

New Rising Sun: Shaw said she was paddling through the spring on her inflatable paddleboard when she came upon the encounter

Paddleboarding through gator infested Florida waters would be near the bottom of my list of things to do, surpassed only by inflatable paddleboarding there, and finally swimming there in last place.


Don't forget laying prone at the edge of a pond getting a drink
 
2022-08-18 1:17:00 AM  

robodog: New Rising Sun: Shaw said she was paddling through the spring on her inflatable paddleboard when she came upon the encounter

Paddleboarding through gator infested Florida waters would be near the bottom of my list of things to do, surpassed only by inflatable paddleboarding there, and finally swimming there in last place.

It's Florida, basically every body of water not a swimming pool or the ocean is gator infested, and the ocean has sharks. You come to accept it.


Hey, there aren't any in the Halifax River / Intracoastal Waterway (except for the odd occasion one is wandering aimlessly in the area. )
 
2022-08-18 1:21:02 AM  

robodog: New Rising Sun: Shaw said she was paddling through the spring on her inflatable paddleboard when she came upon the encounter

Paddleboarding through gator infested Florida waters would be near the bottom of my list of things to do, surpassed only by inflatable paddleboarding there, and finally swimming there in last place.

It's Florida, basically every body of water not a swimming pool or the ocean is gator infested, and the ocean has sharks. You come to accept it.


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2022-08-18 1:39:32 AM  

Russ1642: New Rising Sun: Shaw said she was paddling through the spring on her inflatable paddleboard when she came upon the encounter

Paddleboarding through gator infested Florida waters would be near the bottom of my list of things to do, surpassed only by inflatable paddleboarding there, and finally swimming there in last place.

Don't forget laying prone at the edge of a pond getting a drink


*lying
*fewer
 
2022-08-18 1:40:33 AM  

ToughActinProlactin: robodog: New Rising Sun: Shaw said she was paddling through the spring on her inflatable paddleboard when she came upon the encounter

Paddleboarding through gator infested Florida waters would be near the bottom of my list of things to do, surpassed only by inflatable paddleboarding there, and finally swimming there in last place.

It's Florida, basically every body of water not a swimming pool or the ocean is gator infested, and the ocean has sharks. You come to accept it.

Hey, there aren't any in the Halifax River / Intracoastal Waterway (except for the odd occasion one is wandering aimlessly in the area. )


One of the most terrifying moments of my life was waterskiing over a gigantic school of jellyfish in the Halifax River.

But I haven't ever seen a gator in there.
 
2022-08-18 1:45:52 AM  

ElPrimitivo: ToughActinProlactin: robodog: New Rising Sun: Shaw said she was paddling through the spring on her inflatable paddleboard when she came upon the encounter

Paddleboarding through gator infested Florida waters would be near the bottom of my list of things to do, surpassed only by inflatable paddleboarding there, and finally swimming there in last place.

It's Florida, basically every body of water not a swimming pool or the ocean is gator infested, and the ocean has sharks. You come to accept it.

Hey, there aren't any in the Halifax River / Intracoastal Waterway (except for the odd occasion one is wandering aimlessly in the area. )

One of the most terrifying moments of my life was waterskiing over a gigantic school of jellyfish in the Halifax River.

But I haven't ever seen a gator in there.


I have, at the boat launch at Gambler Roger.
 
2022-08-18 1:47:39 AM  

Lady J: Tucker Carlson?

oh
oh I misread the flyer, I see what I've done.  that's a shame


Naw, we're never THAT lucky
 
2022-08-18 2:25:18 AM  
Oh phew there was a question mark, you got me worried another set of negligent parents went to Disney world
 
2022-08-18 3:35:06 AM  

anuran: robodog: New Rising Sun: Shaw said she was paddling through the spring on her inflatable paddleboard when she came upon the encounter

Paddleboarding through gator infested Florida waters would be near the bottom of my list of things to do, surpassed only by inflatable paddleboarding there, and finally swimming there in last place.

It's Florida, basically every body of water not a swimming pool or the ocean is gator infested, and the ocean has sharks. You come to accept it.

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2022-08-18 5:48:56 AM  

robodog: New Rising Sun: Shaw said she was paddling through the spring on her inflatable paddleboard when she came upon the encounter

Paddleboarding through gator infested Florida waters would be near the bottom of my list of things to do, surpassed only by inflatable paddleboarding there, and finally swimming there in last place.

It's Florida, basically every body of water not a swimming pool or the ocean is gator infested, and the ocean has sharks. You come to accept it.


You come to accept it and *not swim or kayak in those bodies of water*.

Have an acquaintance who was swimming in the Wekiva River years ago and had her arm torn off by a gator. That's a hard nope from me.
 
2022-08-18 6:34:31 AM  
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2022-08-18 6:35:13 AM  
bughunter:  "Hai guys..."

A gator eating a croc.
Has to be Florida
 
2022-08-18 7:06:00 AM  
Mom.
 
2022-08-18 7:12:25 AM  

robodog: ElPrimitivo: ToughActinProlactin: robodog: New Rising Sun: Shaw said she was paddling through the spring on her inflatable paddleboard when she came upon the encounter

Paddleboarding through gator infested Florida waters would be near the bottom of my list of things to do, surpassed only by inflatable paddleboarding there, and finally swimming there in last place.

It's Florida, basically every body of water not a swimming pool or the ocean is gator infested, and the ocean has sharks. You come to accept it.

Hey, there aren't any in the Halifax River / Intracoastal Waterway (except for the odd occasion one is wandering aimlessly in the area. )

One of the most terrifying moments of my life was waterskiing over a gigantic school of jellyfish in the Halifax River.

But I haven't ever seen a gator in there.

I have, at the boat launch at Gambler Roger.


Bah that's north of High Bridge, nothing in Flagler counts as Florida.
 
2022-08-18 8:02:32 AM  

Lady J: Tucker Carlson?

oh
oh I misread the flyer, I see what I've done.  that's a shame


Haha i legitimately guffawed. Thank you!
 
2022-08-18 8:13:30 AM  

robodog: New Rising Sun: Shaw said she was paddling through the spring on her inflatable paddleboard when she came upon the encounter

Paddleboarding through gator infested Florida waters would be near the bottom of my list of things to do, surpassed only by inflatable paddleboarding there, and finally swimming there in last place.

It's Florida, basically every body of water not a swimming pool or the ocean is gator infested, and the ocean has sharks. You come to accept it.


Even pools have them just not as often.
 
2022-08-18 8:15:07 AM  

ElPrimitivo: ToughActinProlactin: robodog: New Rising Sun: Shaw said she was paddling through the spring on her inflatable paddleboard when she came upon the encounter

Paddleboarding through gator infested Florida waters would be near the bottom of my list of things to do, surpassed only by inflatable paddleboarding there, and finally swimming there in last place.

It's Florida, basically every body of water not a swimming pool or the ocean is gator infested, and the ocean has sharks. You come to accept it.

Hey, there aren't any in the Halifax River / Intracoastal Waterway (except for the odd occasion one is wandering aimlessly in the area. )

One of the most terrifying moments of my life was waterskiing over a gigantic school of jellyfish in the Halifax River.

But I haven't ever seen a gator in there.


There are places even a gator won't go, jellyfish infested waters might be one of them.
 
2022-08-18 8:19:58 AM  
Love how they say the MIGHT eat other gators. Male gators LOVE to eat smaller gators especially if they are in his area of operation. Hello Fla. people in TFA, it's a known thing to happen. Read a book once and awhile.

That reminds me, it's been awhile since this gem was used anywhere.
Read a Book (Dirty Version)
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2022-08-18 10:02:07 AM  
Wouldn't a gator eating another gator be a sign of food depletion in their ecology? I seem to remember some lake in Africa being frogs that displaced literally everything else so the whole ecosystem was down to frogs eating other frogs.
 
2022-08-18 11:48:46 AM  
Big alligators eat small alligators all the time. There aren't nearly enough golfers to feed them all.

Giant Gator Walks Across Florida Golf Course | GOLF.com
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2022-08-18 7:00:27 PM  
What idiot decided to cut the video short?
 
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