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5366 clicks; posted to Politics » on 17 Aug 2022 at 10:29 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-17 6:12:21 PM  
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2022-08-17 6:41:43 PM  
Hm, that talking perineal abscess sounds worried.
 
2022-08-17 6:42:01 PM  
Bannon is inviting divine retribution.
 
2022-08-17 6:44:38 PM  
 Every accusation is a confession
 
2022-08-17 7:12:11 PM  
Bannon does know a thing or two about things that will send you to hell.
 
2022-08-17 7:26:57 PM  
I was sure this was going to be about Fetterman not wearing underwear.
 
2022-08-17 7:28:46 PM  
"Satanic Groomers" sounds like some  characters from a Roman Polanski movie.
 
2022-08-17 7:34:44 PM  
Bannon looks like an extra from the Good Omens demons.
 
2022-08-17 7:39:38 PM  
So whose kid is Bannon molesting right now? You know he's a molester.

Every accusation a confession with fascists.
 
2022-08-17 7:39:50 PM  

Joe USer: Bannon looks like an extra from the Good Omens demons.


I was going to say one of the cursed conquistadors from Jungle Cruise, but this works too.
 
2022-08-17 7:56:43 PM  

Rene ala Carte: "Satanic Groomers" sounds like some  characters from a Roman Polanski movie.


Just had a great business idea: satanic pet groomers.  Make your cat look as goth as its behavior. Shave a pentagram into its fur, paint its claws alternatively black and red, etc.
 
2022-08-17 8:25:52 PM  
Lol Oz is breaking

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2022-08-17 8:45:11 PM  
Steve Bannon is absolutely sure that Fetterman would kick his ass if given half an opportunity.

That's not "Satanic," that's having the good sense to NOT let a snake bite you.
 
2022-08-17 8:48:52 PM  
Why hasn't Bannon been sentenced yet?
 
2022-08-17 8:51:05 PM  
This just might get the Zoomers to the polls this year to vote for him.
 
2022-08-17 8:55:12 PM  
Wait, Steve Bannon thinks it is possible to accurately get a view of a person's interiority and motivations based on their "look," "vibe," and "associations?"

Um....
 
2022-08-17 9:01:01 PM  

plecos: Every accusation is a confession


Now...I really don't believe the Book of Revelation being any kind of truth, but if it turned out that Trump was literally the Anti-Christ, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.

//Wouldn't be surprised if Steve Bannon actually did actively worship Satan, either
//Kinda explains why he's trying to destroy the Earth and everything on it
//And how he's still somehow alive even though he looks like a walking corpse.
 
2022-08-17 9:09:34 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: Wait, Steve Bannon thinks it is possible to accurately get a view of a person's interiority and motivations based on their "look," "vibe," and "associations?"

Um....


Imagine what he'd think of a guy with a long beard and ragged robes who wandered from town to town with 12 other guys, talking about his father in heaven and hanging out with the dregs of society.

//Especially once he found out they were Jews
//And basically Socialists
 
2022-08-17 9:13:21 PM  

Rene ala Carte: "Satanic Groomers" sounds like some  characters from a Roman Polanski movie.


or a death metal barbershop quartet
 
2022-08-17 9:17:18 PM  
Satanic Groomers

They're not even hiding the Q connection at this point. They should just start posting crap from 8kun.
 
2022-08-17 9:18:59 PM  

nmrsnr: They should just start posting crap from 8kun.


I thought that was all they were doing already.
 
2022-08-17 9:25:42 PM  

plecos: nmrsnr: They should just start posting crap from 8kun.

I thought that was all they were doing already.


No, it's filtered, curated crap, previously massaged through "I heard..." or "people are saying..." so that they can reword it to make it seem like a legitimate point instead of "LOL, I hurd Brandon iz a beta cuck."

At this point they should just go unfiltered crap straight from the source, let people know that they are citing the words of very angry incel 17 year-olds.
 
2022-08-17 10:03:09 PM  
Bannon is toxic evil.  And then there's the people who listen to him....
 
2022-08-17 10:11:52 PM  
Satanic groomers? Whoever is in charge of his mani pedis should be fired.
 
2022-08-17 10:31:55 PM  

Naido: Rene ala Carte: "Satanic Groomers" sounds like some  characters from a Roman Polanski movie.

Just had a great business idea: satanic pet groomers.  Make your cat look as goth as its behavior. Shave a pentagram into its fur, paint its claws alternatively black and red, etc.


I know people that would pay for this service.
 
2022-08-17 10:32:18 PM  

kermit the forg: plecos: Every accusation is a confession

Now...I really don't believe the Book of Revelation being any kind of truth, but if it turned out that Trump was literally the Anti-Christ, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.

//Wouldn't be surprised if Steve Bannon actually did actively worship Satan, either
//Kinda explains why he's trying to destroy the Earth and everything on it
//And how he's still somehow alive even though he looks like a walking corpse.


TFG does check off a lot of those AC boxes, along with a few of the Whore of Babylon ones.
 
2022-08-17 10:34:30 PM  
Every time I see a pic of Bannon, he reminds me of my 12th favorite 90's band

🎶Hey Jealousy🎶
 
2022-08-17 10:35:30 PM  
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"He looks satanic" says talking cirrhosis.
 
2022-08-17 10:35:33 PM  
If Steve Bannon wants to see satanic, then all that he has to do is look in a mirror.
 
2022-08-17 10:35:43 PM  
That's SATAN himself calling you out.  But don't worry, he's bankrupt.  Financially yes, but he's been morally bankrupt for the whole century.
 
2022-08-17 10:35:54 PM  
Steve Bannon is a walking monkey pox pustule.
 
2022-08-17 10:36:14 PM  
Not everyone can be as handsome as this guy.

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2022-08-17 10:36:48 PM  
So what you're saying is the greasy fat fark has a problem with tall, bald guys with tattoos.

Go fark yourself..
 
2022-08-17 10:36:49 PM  
FFS, Bannon is a useless phlegm wad.  I'd love to hear him try and point out what is actually Satanic about Fetterman.  Though being a Satanist would put him about 1000 levels up from the MAGA scum in my book.
 
2022-08-17 10:36:56 PM  
Bannon is not one to talk since he has clearly accepted gifts from The Grandfather.......
 
2022-08-17 10:36:58 PM  

mrshowrules: Why hasn't Bannon been sentenced yet?


It's gonna be an October surprise.
 
2022-08-17 10:37:36 PM  
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2022-08-17 10:38:17 PM  
If we had an asshole law and anyone who was convicted of being of a grade A asshole with no chance of certainty of never being an asshole again should be put on a rocket and shot into deep space.
 
2022-08-17 10:38:30 PM  
Steve Bannon basically described himself.
 
2022-08-17 10:39:42 PM  

kermit the forg: plecos: Every accusation is a confession

Now...I really don't believe the Book of Revelation being any kind of truth, but if it turned out that Trump was literally the Anti-Christ, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.

//Wouldn't be surprised if Steve Bannon actually did actively worship Satan, either
//Kinda explains why he's trying to destroy the Earth and everything on it
//And how he's still somehow alive even though he looks like a walking corpse.


I had speculated that he might have been the Beast, but that speculation failed when he wasn't removed from office in July of 2020 (it would've been 42 months).
 
2022-08-17 10:40:02 PM  
Clean up at Wegman's aisle 10, Dr. Oz's senate campaign has spilled all over the floor
 
2022-08-17 10:40:17 PM  

Rene ala Carte: "Satanic Groomers" sounds like some  characters from a Roman Polanski movie.


A Roger Corman movie works too.
 
2022-08-17 10:41:57 PM  
He's just a walking, oozing herpes sore.

/Bannon, that is
 
2022-08-17 10:42:39 PM  
Irony: Steve Bannon calling someone else "satanic."
 
2022-08-17 10:43:05 PM  
He's... he's just a tall dude who wears hoodies. And he's a shorts in all weather guy.

I don't understand.

Has Bannon never met a tall hoodie dude?
 
2022-08-17 10:44:06 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Lol Oz is breaking

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A decent amount of the voting public of PA has slept on a family member's couch for an extended period of time.
 
2022-08-17 10:44:15 PM  
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2022-08-17 10:44:33 PM  
He has been to Burning Man
 
2022-08-17 10:44:45 PM  
Someone who owns 10 properties, and is 62 still had to mooch off his in-laws home so he could run for Senate is complaining someone else took care of his parents until they were 50
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2022-08-17 10:48:56 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: This just might get the Zoomers to the polls this year to vote for him.


Yes, it's important for campaigns to appeal to various voter blocs if you want them to vote for you.
 
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