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2022-08-17 6:25:45 PM  
What is it with these Indian guys with a hard on for Trump?
 
2022-08-17 6:28:40 PM  

Biscuit Tin: What is it with these Indian guys with a hard on for Trump?


they really like gold in india - I think they love his decorating style

Tailored for Fame: Indian Man Wears $250,000 Shirt Made of Gold
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2022-08-17 6:32:35 PM  
You're not helping *Trump*, Kash Patel

FTFY, Subby.

I think this is great.
 
2022-08-17 6:39:03 PM  

Biscuit Tin: What is it with these Indian guys with a hard on for Trump?


Because they think that they're the 'good ones.'

Guys, while you may think that he represents some great champion because he loves some of the same things as you do, y'all are NOT Aryans that his supporters mean. I mean, don't get me wrong, y'all had writing, advanced mathematics, and great empires long before the Europeans, and that can lead you to think that puts you on even ground, but in end, y'all are far browner than the majority of his supporters are comfortable being near, let alone sharing power with.
 
2022-08-17 6:39:20 PM  
Why would I want to help Kash Patel?  Oh, I see the comma.  Nevermind.
 
2022-08-17 6:52:37 PM  

hubiestubert: Biscuit Tin: What is it with these Indian guys with a hard on for Trump?

Because they think that they're the 'good ones.'

Guys, while you may think that he represents some great champion because he loves some of the same things as you do, y'all are NOT Aryans that his supporters mean. I mean, don't get me wrong, y'all had writing, advanced mathematics, and great empires long before the Europeans, and that can lead you to think that puts you on even ground, but in end, y'all are far browner than the majority of his supporters are comfortable being near, let alone sharing power with.


I think that's part of it. Also, Indian culture has a more rigid social hierarchy (eg, the caste system), which leads to behavioral patterns like that you always obey the boss, no matter what, and that appeals naturally to TFG. And yeah, the complexion thing makes Indians artificially stand out in a space that is historically only populated by white men. I expect that both of these factors will gradually decrease as Indians become more normalized in American culture and society.
 
2022-08-17 7:13:50 PM  
>"I've never told anyone this because it just happened," Patel said in an interview on a pro-Trump podcast on June 22. "I'm going to identify every single document that they blocked from being declassified at the National Archives, and we're going to start putting that information out next week."

>Patel did not provide a clear explanation of how he would legally or practically obtain the documents.

Narrator: Patel did not obtain the documents.

At this point I would be very surprised if Kash Patel had clearance to be in a Metro parking garage to catch an Orange line train to Vienna let alone handling documents at the National Archives.
 
2022-08-17 7:20:58 PM  

xxmedium: >"I've never told anyone this because it just happened," Patel said in an interview on a pro-Trump podcast on June 22. "I'm going to identify every single document that they blocked from being declassified at the National Archives, and we're going to start putting that information out next week."

>Patel did not provide a clear explanation of how he would legally or practically obtain the documents.

Narrator: Patel did not obtain the documents.

At this point I would be very surprised if Kash Patel had clearance to be in a Metro parking garage to catch an Orange line train to Vienna let alone handling documents at the National Archives.


Next week's headline: Kash Patel nabbed in an espionage sting operation attempting to buy copies of classified documents.
 
2022-08-17 7:23:22 PM  
No, heh, but it's touching. Forget the myths the media's created about the White House. The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.
 
2022-08-17 8:05:14 PM  

hubiestubert: xxmedium: >"I've never told anyone this because it just happened," Patel said in an interview on a pro-Trump podcast on June 22. "I'm going to identify every single document that they blocked from being declassified at the National Archives, and we're going to start putting that information out next week."

>Patel did not provide a clear explanation of how he would legally or practically obtain the documents.

Narrator: Patel did not obtain the documents.

At this point I would be very surprised if Kash Patel had clearance to be in a Metro parking garage to catch an Orange line train to Vienna let alone handling documents at the National Archives.

Next week's headline: Kash Patel nabbed in an espionage sting operation attempting to buy copies of classified documents.


Later: Kas Patel sentenced to consecutive life terms for posting classified documents. "But Reality Winner only got eight years! Not fair!"
 
2022-08-17 8:48:39 PM  
Kash and Carry?
 
2022-08-17 8:56:54 PM  
Kashing in on the rubes
 
2022-08-17 9:09:19 PM  
Who IS this guy? Was he even in the cast before this week?

I'm serious. I wouldn't call myself a serious news junkie but I'm a paid subscriber to a few big newspapers and until the raid, the name Kash Patel was not on my radar. Granted, it's very difficult to keep track of everyone in the clown car, but was he on anyone's radar before this week?
 
2022-08-17 9:13:40 PM  
Does THIS look like the face of somebody who's a Trump fan?
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God, he looks angry, doesn't he?
 
2022-08-17 9:37:03 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Does THIS look like the face of somebody who's a Trump fan?
[Fark user image 850x478]
God, he looks angry, doesn't he?


The Big Grift attracts all kinds.
 
2022-08-17 9:58:30 PM  

hubiestubert: xxmedium: >"I've never told anyone this because it just happened," Patel said in an interview on a pro-Trump podcast on June 22. "I'm going to identify every single document that they blocked from being declassified at the National Archives, and we're going to start putting that information out next week."

>Patel did not provide a clear explanation of how he would legally or practically obtain the documents.

Narrator: Patel did not obtain the documents.

At this point I would be very surprised if Kash Patel had clearance to be in a Metro parking garage to catch an Orange line train to Vienna let alone handling documents at the National Archives.

Next week's headline: Kash Patel nabbed in an espionage sting operation attempting to buy copies of classified documents.


I wouldn't be surprised if Kash is the guy Trump had grab the docs out of the SCIF and stuff them in the swanky leather box at MAL
 
2022-08-17 10:08:56 PM  
He wants those papers badly.  Too bad the FBI is going to go through them first, better luck next crime.
 
2022-08-17 10:31:52 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Does THIS look like the face of somebody who's a Trump fan?
[Fark user image image 850x478]
God, he looks angry, doesn't he?


Frikkng kkklondike bar.
No interest in helping humanity.
Kash him outside
 
2022-08-17 11:40:02 PM  
He's gonna end up in prison, ain't he?
 
2022-08-17 11:40:28 PM  
I say let him go ahead and do that.
 
2022-08-17 11:40:44 PM  
So there was intent on doing more criming?  Sounds like a sound plan to prove your innocence!
 
2022-08-17 11:43:25 PM  
former Defense Department appointee and outspoken Trump loyalist Kash Patel

"Cofvevefee boy"
 
2022-08-17 11:46:26 PM  
If you're going to steal from the National Archives, you're going to need an expert.

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2022-08-17 11:47:47 PM  
And I hope he dies in prison along with his family.
Zero mercy for any trump filth and their spawn.
 
2022-08-17 11:48:06 PM  

Farkin_Crazy: He's gonna end up in prison, ain't he?


I really really hope
 
2022-08-17 11:49:18 PM  

hubiestubert: Biscuit Tin: What is it with these Indian guys with a hard on for Trump?

Because they think that they're the 'good ones.'

Guys, while you may think that he represents some great champion because he loves some of the same things as you do, y'all are NOT Aryans that his supporters mean. I mean, don't get me wrong, y'all had writing, advanced mathematics, and great empires long before the Europeans, and that can lead you to think that puts you on even ground, but in end, y'all are far browner than the majority of his supporters are comfortable being near, let alone sharing power with.


/ I hate to say it but, he be lynched  quicker that the Blacks for Trump Brigade when things turned south
 
2022-08-17 11:49:58 PM  
The day before he left office, Trump authorized the declassification of a set of documents related to the Russia probe.

We have all made the references, but things like this make it seem like Trump really thought that he could just "declare declassified" and that is all that was needed.
 
2022-08-17 11:52:36 PM  
He said this on June 22 of this year? Before the "raid"?

I mean, Garland is good, but these guys are doing his work for him.
 
2022-08-17 11:52:57 PM  

fuhfuhfuh: The day before he left office, Trump authorized the declassification of a set of documents related to the Russia probe.

We have all made the references, but things like this make it seem like Trump really thought that he could just "declare declassified" and that is all that was needed.


I've declared myself the Cocksman of The United States.

And I've ordered Jen Aniston, Shakira, J-Lo, Halle Berry and Reece Witherspoon to my presence for a demonstration what will be streamed.

/I did that months ago.
//None of em showed up
///I musta done it wrong, yeah?
 
2022-08-17 11:52:59 PM  

Phil McKraken: former Defense Department appointee and outspoken Trump loyalist Kash Patel

"Cofvevefee boy"


Dollars to Doughnuts, I bet Trump called Patel "Coffee Boy".

But not because he brought coffee to him.
 
2022-08-17 11:53:22 PM  

Biscuit Tin: What is it with these Indian guys with a hard on for Trump?


Maybe he reminds them of Modi.
 
2022-08-17 11:57:02 PM  
Patel, Wolf, and Pompeo. Outside of TFG himself, I really, really hope that trio gets time. And Cuccinneli too.
 
2022-08-17 11:57:12 PM  
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2022-08-18 12:03:45 AM  
 
2022-08-18 12:05:17 AM  

Lsherm: Who IS this guy? Was he even in the cast before this week?

I'm serious. I wouldn't call myself a serious news junkie but I'm a paid subscriber to a few big newspapers and until the raid, the name Kash Patel was not on my radar. Granted, it's very difficult to keep track of everyone in the clown car, but was he on anyone's radar before this week?


Chief of staff for one of Trump's acting SecDefs (how was that remotely legal again?).
 
2022-08-18 12:05:57 AM  
You're helping out great, Kash Money. Keep saying things
 
2022-08-18 12:11:23 AM  
Tell me you've never filled out an SF-86 without saying you've never filled out an SF-86
 
2022-08-18 12:11:39 AM  

Jiggatron69: [wompampsupport.azureedge.net image 500x281]


Damn. This is an ancient meme
 
2022-08-18 12:11:40 AM  
running their old favorite play. they have proof.. and they will release it.. in two weeks.
// the proof doesnt exist.
 
2022-08-18 12:11:47 AM  
Finding new, previously unexplored, ways to achieve incarceration.
 
2022-08-18 12:13:26 AM  
tell me more about this eroitic nabbing
 
2022-08-18 12:16:48 AM  

baron von doodle: Lsherm: Who IS this guy? Was he even in the cast before this week?

I'm serious. I wouldn't call myself a serious news junkie but I'm a paid subscriber to a few big newspapers and until the raid, the name Kash Patel was not on my radar. Granted, it's very difficult to keep track of everyone in the clown car, but was he on anyone's radar before this week?

Chief of staff for one of Trump's acting SecDefs (how was that remotely legal again?).


Which one?
 
2022-08-18 12:17:09 AM  
It would be interesting to know if these are actually the Mar-a-Lago documents... Like another few weeks and this guy would "succeed" and these docs would appear just in time for the midterms. If so, we got lucky that the raid happened when it did. That could explain the whistle-blower, too...
 
2022-08-18 12:18:27 AM  
I think the Benjamin Button protectron stopped him.
 
2022-08-18 12:18:41 AM  
conservative journalist Russian asset John Solomon
 
2022-08-18 12:22:12 AM  

taipei_lad: I think the Benjamin Button protectron stopped him.


Button Gwinnett. Dammit.
 
2022-08-18 12:22:54 AM  

dababler: Jiggatron69: [wompampsupport.azureedge.net image 500x281]

Damn. This is an ancient meme


2016 is ancient?  Fark has memes that can vote.
 
2022-08-18 12:24:08 AM  

Lsherm: baron von doodle: Lsherm: Who IS this guy? Was he even in the cast before this week?

I'm serious. I wouldn't call myself a serious news junkie but I'm a paid subscriber to a few big newspapers and until the raid, the name Kash Patel was not on my radar. Granted, it's very difficult to keep track of everyone in the clown car, but was he on anyone's radar before this week?

Chief of staff for one of Trump's acting SecDefs (how was that remotely legal again?).

Which one?


Sorry, I meant that more as a sarcastic "which one?" instead of a serious question. Because he had more than one acting SecDef, and that was ridiculous. I don't actually care who this choad worked for.
 
2022-08-18 12:24:51 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Does THIS look like the face of somebody who's a Trump fan?
[Fark user image 850x478]
God, he looks angry, doesn't he?


He looks like he buys his marching powder from the same guy as Trump does.
 
2022-08-18 12:25:37 AM  
"Trump and his allies have for years pushed aggressively to declassify materials related to the FBI's "Crossfire Hurricane" investigation that examined alleged ties between Trump's 2016 presidential campaign and Russia"

Are these idiots sure that's what they want to do?
 
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