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2022-08-17 3:24:20 PM  
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2022-08-17 3:29:27 PM  
With bird shot, at point blank range.
 
2022-08-17 3:39:59 PM  
Conor Lamb never would have done any of this. Centrists, time to learn and adapt. It's OK to be a dick to Republicans, they more than deserve it.
 
2022-08-17 3:42:53 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Conor Lamb never would have done any of this. Centrists, time to learn and adapt. It's OK to be a dick to Republicans, they more than deserve it.


Counterpoint: Fetterman isn't even being a dick. Just calling out bullshiat.
 
2022-08-17 3:45:46 PM  

NateAsbestos: AdmirableSnackbar: Conor Lamb never would have done any of this. Centrists, time to learn and adapt. It's OK to be a dick to Republicans, they more than deserve it.

Counterpoint: Fetterman isn't even being a dick. Just calling out bullshiat.


Counter-counterpoint: Centrist candidates can't even be bothered to do that because they think it's being a dick.
 
2022-08-17 3:51:02 PM  
Well yeah, a centrist in 2022 is an idiot.
 
2022-08-17 4:00:20 PM  

NateAsbestos: AdmirableSnackbar: Conor Lamb never would have done any of this. Centrists, time to learn and adapt. It's OK to be a dick to Republicans, they more than deserve it.

Counterpoint: Fetterman isn't even being a dick. Just calling out bullshiat.


Why not both?
 
2022-08-17 4:02:55 PM  
I'm kind of curious to know what Oz's answer actually ended up being after the "well, legitimately" part of his statement. Are we to infer that the other 8 houses are somehow illegitimate?
 
2022-08-17 4:05:49 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I'm kind of curious to know what Oz's answer actually ended up being after the "well, legitimately" part of his statement. Are we to infer that the other 8 houses are somehow illegitimate?


I believe he said "two."
 
2022-08-17 4:08:12 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I'm kind of curious to know what Oz's answer actually ended up being after the "well, legitimately" part of his statement. Are we to infer that the other 8 houses are somehow illegitimate?


I seem to remember Todd Akin saying when a dick enters those houses, the houses have a way of shutting that down, so it isn't a legitimate homestead.

But I may have that mixed up.
 
2022-08-17 4:08:35 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Conor Lamb never would have done any of this. Centrists, time to learn and adapt. It's OK to be a dick to Republicans, they more than deserve it.


I'm just glad you managed to turn this thread into 'fark democrats' centrist circle-jerk in the second post. Bravo. I don't even want to think about Fetterman's chances now. I can only focus on Nancy Pelosi and the evil do-nothing centrist nazi democrat party.
 
2022-08-17 4:11:20 PM  
Well, you see, he only owns two houses.  The other six have mortgages.
 
2022-08-17 4:11:24 PM  

aleister_greynight: With bird shot, at point blank range.


Ah yes, the Cheney special.
 
2022-08-17 4:13:11 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I'm kind of curious to know what Oz's answer actually ended up being after the "well, legitimately" part of his statement. Are we to infer that the other 8 houses are somehow illegitimate?



He's the Herschel Walker of houses.
 
2022-08-17 4:13:22 PM  
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2022-08-17 4:13:43 PM  

UseUrHeadFred: Well, you see, he only owns two houses.  The other six have mortgages.


Also several of those were mansions, some were condos and at least one is just acres of land.

So not really 'houses'
 
2022-08-17 4:14:04 PM  

aleister_greynight: NateAsbestos: AdmirableSnackbar: Conor Lamb never would have done any of this. Centrists, time to learn and adapt. It's OK to be a dick to Republicans, they more than deserve it.

Counterpoint: Fetterman isn't even being a dick. Just calling out bullshiat.

Why not both?


I've got my parents marriage certificate encased in plastic and displayed in my living room for when people call me a bastard.
 
2022-08-17 4:14:20 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I'm kind of curious to know what Oz's answer actually ended up being after the "well, legitimately" part of his statement. Are we to infer that the other 8 houses are somehow illegitimate?


Obviously they're owned by LLCs tenuously connected to Dr. Oz through a tangle of offshore shell companies as a tax avoidance scheme.

This, only two "legitimately" owned houses.

The man is practically a pauper.
 
2022-08-17 4:14:28 PM  

Puglio: [Fark user image image 582x550]


Id LOL but the doctor needs me to hold still while she closes
 
2022-08-17 4:14:40 PM  
Legitimately surprised that one of those houses is in PA.
But hey, law of averages...
 
2022-08-17 4:14:45 PM  

UseUrHeadFred: Well, you see, he only owns two houses.  The other six have mortgages.


Some of those are condos too, not really houses.

Dr Oz would not lie to me.

/ although if he is capable of lying to me, it might explain why im' still fat.
 
2022-08-17 4:14:56 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I'm kind of curious to know what Oz's answer actually ended up being after the "well, legitimately" part of his statement. Are we to infer that the other 8 houses are somehow illegitimate?


There's ways of shutting those down.
 
2022-08-17 4:15:42 PM  

1funguy: aleister_greynight: NateAsbestos: AdmirableSnackbar: Conor Lamb never would have done any of this. Centrists, time to learn and adapt. It's OK to be a dick to Republicans, they more than deserve it.

Counterpoint: Fetterman isn't even being a dick. Just calling out bullshiat.

Why not both?

I've got my parents marriage certificate encased in plastic and displayed in my living room for when people call me a bastard.


User name doesn't check out : (
 
2022-08-17 4:16:07 PM  
Bet you he's pooped in each and every one of those toilets too.
 
2022-08-17 4:16:16 PM  
Somebody should tell Oz...

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2022-08-17 4:16:36 PM  
Fetterman needs to share his media people with other needy Democratic candidates.
 
2022-08-17 4:17:29 PM  

1funguy: aleister_greynight: NateAsbestos: AdmirableSnackbar: Conor Lamb never would have done any of this. Centrists, time to learn and adapt. It's OK to be a dick to Republicans, they more than deserve it.

Counterpoint: Fetterman isn't even being a dick. Just calling out bullshiat.

Why not both?

I've got my parents marriage certificate encased in plastic and displayed in my living room for when people call me a bastard.


Check the date
 
2022-08-17 4:18:04 PM  

NateAsbestos: AdmirableSnackbar: Conor Lamb never would have done any of this. Centrists, time to learn and adapt. It's OK to be a dick to Republicans, they more than deserve it.

Counterpoint: Fetterman isn't even being a dick. Just calling out bullshiat.


It's like when my brother called me a dick because I didn't invite him to thanksgiving.

I wasn't being mean, it's just that the last time he was here, he got drunk on Crown Royal Apple, got way too handsy with an underage cousin, then tried to fist fight anyone who said it was bad.

I'm not being a dick, I just don't want to deal with that mess again.
 
2022-08-17 4:18:33 PM  

Subtonic: AdmirableSnackbar: Conor Lamb never would have done any of this. Centrists, time to learn and adapt. It's OK to be a dick to Republicans, they more than deserve it.

I'm just glad you managed to turn this thread into 'fark democrats' centrist circle-jerk in the second post. Bravo. I don't even want to think about Fetterman's chances now. I can only focus on Nancy Pelosi and the evil do-nothing centrist nazi democrat party.


It's what he does.
 
2022-08-17 4:19:09 PM  
FakeAzzOz should look like Goldie Hawn from from "Death Becomes Her" by now...

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2022-08-17 4:23:29 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I'm kind of curious to know what Oz's answer actually ended up being after the "well, legitimately" part of his statement. Are we to infer that the other 8 houses are somehow illegitimate?


If the mortgage is legitimate, the bank has ways of shutting that down.
 
2022-08-17 4:24:35 PM  

AnotherBluesStringer: Pocket Ninja: I'm kind of curious to know what Oz's answer actually ended up being after the "well, legitimately" part of his statement. Are we to infer that the other 8 houses are somehow illegitimate?

I seem to remember Todd Akin saying when a dick enters those houses, the houses have a way of shutting that down, so it isn't a legitimate homestead.

But I may have that mixed up.


That was Mourdock. Akin was the "rape babies are a gift from God" one.

Yeah, yeah. I know. It's hard to tell the Rape Apologist Republicans apart.
 
2022-08-17 4:25:26 PM  

Subtonic: AdmirableSnackbar: Conor Lamb never would have done any of this. Centrists, time to learn and adapt. It's OK to be a dick to Republicans, they more than deserve it.

I'm just glad you managed to turn this thread into 'fark democrats' centrist circle-jerk in the second post. Bravo. I don't even want to think about Fetterman's chances now. I can only focus on Nancy Pelosi and the evil do-nothing centrist nazi democrat party.


Exactly, even when winning, they want to eat their own. It's like the scorpion and the frog. Then they wonder why mainstream Democrats are wary about them. Can you trust them or will they turn on you the second you have a difference of opinion?
 
2022-08-17 4:26:23 PM  

I Like Bread: Legitimately surprised that one of those houses is in PA.
But hey, law of averages...


They put the Family Feud "strike" symbol over that one. I think that was the joke.
 
2022-08-17 4:26:41 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I'm kind of curious to know what Oz's answer actually ended up being after the "well, legitimately" part of his statement. Are we to infer that the other 8 houses are somehow illegitimate?


If they are illegitimate, the financial accounts have ways of shutting them down?
 
2022-08-17 4:27:18 PM  

BeesNuts: Pocket Ninja: I'm kind of curious to know what Oz's answer actually ended up being after the "well, legitimately" part of his statement. Are we to infer that the other 8 houses are somehow illegitimate?

If the mortgage is legitimate, the bank has ways of shutting that down.


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2022-08-17 4:28:15 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I'm kind of curious to know what Oz's answer actually ended up being after the "well, legitimately" part of his statement. Are we to infer that the other 8 houses are somehow illegitimate?


I'm gonna bet that he doesn't consider it "owned" until the note is paid off.

Just like I don't consider myself the "owner" of my condo, the bank owns it until I can pay it off.
 
2022-08-17 4:29:18 PM  

heavymetal: Subtonic: AdmirableSnackbar: Conor Lamb never would have done any of this. Centrists, time to learn and adapt. It's OK to be a dick to Republicans, they more than deserve it.

I'm just glad you managed to turn this thread into 'fark democrats' centrist circle-jerk in the second post. Bravo. I don't even want to think about Fetterman's chances now. I can only focus on Nancy Pelosi and the evil do-nothing centrist nazi democrat party.

Exactly, even when winning, they want to eat their own. It's like the scorpion and the frog. Then they wonder why mainstream Democrats are wary about them. Can you trust them or will they turn on you the second you have a difference of opinion?


The irony is *palpable*.
 
2022-08-17 4:29:41 PM  
Never seen such a perfect representation of a conservative voter in my life.

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2022-08-17 4:32:09 PM  
I thought murder was illegal
 
2022-08-17 4:34:34 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: I thought murder was illegal


Are you gonna tell Fetterman no?

Tell us when so we can watch.
 
2022-08-17 4:36:15 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: NateAsbestos: AdmirableSnackbar: Conor Lamb never would have done any of this. Centrists, time to learn and adapt. It's OK to be a dick to Republicans, they more than deserve it.

Counterpoint: Fetterman isn't even being a dick. Just calling out bullshiat.

Counter-counterpoint: Centrist candidates can't even be bothered to do that because they think it's being a dick.


No, being a dick is being a dick.

For some reason (ON BOTH SIDES) when someone on 'the other side' is a giant dick, the world is ending.  When Ted Cruz or DJT are dicks, suddenly everyone on reddit and fark thinks the world is ending and we're descending into fascism.  When AOC (or any member of 'the squad') are giant dicks, they get wild cheers from reddit and fark.  Same thing in reverse in republican land.

Centrists, like myself, see bullshiat ON EITHER SIDE and point it out.  It's not funny.  It's not cool.  It's just stupid.  And it's hypocritical.

/Fetterman, though I haven't paid too close attention, is not a dick.  But I'm sure within a year or two, he will be.  That seems to be the hip thing these days.  AOC wasn't when she was elected either.
 
2022-08-17 4:39:13 PM  

I Like Bread: Legitimately surprised that one of those houses is in PA.
But hey, law of averages...


It wasn't. That was the point.
 
2022-08-17 4:39:43 PM  

BrainGenius: Never seen such a perfect representation of a conservative voter in my life.

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Hey, FirstnameBunchofnumbers there is totally a real account of a real live conservative voter.
 
2022-08-17 4:39:58 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I'm kind of curious to know what Oz's answer actually ended up being after the "well, legitimately" part of his statement. Are we to infer that the other 8 houses are somehow illegitimate?


I imagine they're rental/investment properties.  He doesn't live there, thus they're not homes.
 
2022-08-17 4:40:47 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I'm kind of curious to know what Oz's answer actually ended up being after the "well, legitimately" part of his statement. Are we to infer that the other 8 houses are somehow illegitimate?


They're probably under some family member's/shell corporation's name.
 
2022-08-17 4:40:55 PM  

jake3988: When AOC (or any member of 'the squad') are giant dicks


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2022-08-17 4:41:16 PM  

jake3988: AdmirableSnackbar: NateAsbestos: AdmirableSnackbar: Conor Lamb never would have done any of this. Centrists, time to learn and adapt. It's OK to be a dick to Republicans, they more than deserve it.

Counterpoint: Fetterman isn't even being a dick. Just calling out bullshiat.

Counter-counterpoint: Centrist candidates can't even be bothered to do that because they think it's being a dick.

No, being a dick is being a dick.

For some reason (ON BOTH SIDES) when someone on 'the other side' is a giant dick, the world is ending.  When Ted Cruz or DJT are dicks, suddenly everyone on reddit and fark thinks the world is ending and we're descending into fascism.  When AOC (or any member of 'the squad') are giant dicks, they get wild cheers from reddit and fark.  Same thing in reverse in republican land.

Centrists, like myself, see bullshiat ON EITHER SIDE and point it out.  It's not funny.  It's not cool.  It's just stupid.  And it's hypocritical.

/Fetterman, though I haven't paid too close attention, is not a dick.  But I'm sure within a year or two, he will be.  That seems to be the hip thing these days.  AOC wasn't when she was elected either.


AOC is a dick now?

This I gotta see...
 
2022-08-17 4:41:28 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Conor Lamb never would have done any of this. Centrists, time to learn and adapt. It's OK to be a dick to Republicans, they more than deserve it.


^^^ What this guy says ^^^
 
2022-08-17 4:42:50 PM  

shpritz: Pocket Ninja: I'm kind of curious to know what Oz's answer actually ended up being after the "well, legitimately" part of his statement. Are we to infer that the other 8 houses are somehow illegitimate?

They're probably under some family member's/shell corporation's name.


Someone give that man a cigar.

They are properties held in trusts or by shell companies as some sort of elaborate tax dodge. "Legitimately" was a Freudian slip.
 
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