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2022-08-17 2:44:22 PM  
I work for a food delivery company

Why the fark you putting anything into the customer bag?
 
2022-08-17 2:48:41 PM  
WTF?   I never get free weed with deliveries.
 
2022-08-17 2:50:45 PM  
Only to "people" from Michigan who have not renounced their sinful beginnings.
 
2022-08-17 2:58:50 PM  
Sigh.
 
2022-08-17 3:07:50 PM  
I'll take things that didn't happen for $500:

"I'm a healthcare worker and see how this affects people daily. I even had a close friend's nephew pass away due to smoking some marijuana laced by fentanyl," he said.
 
2022-08-17 3:07:54 PM  
Gift horse, mouth, etc.
 
2022-08-17 3:08:48 PM  

guidonet9: I'll take things that didn't happen for $500:


came to say this, thanks
 
2022-08-17 3:09:13 PM  
"I'm a healthcare worker and see how this affects people daily. I even had a close friend's nephew pass away due to smoking some marijuana laced by fentanyl," he said."

Your friend died from fentanyl, not from pot, you jackass.
 
2022-08-17 3:09:38 PM  

guidonet9: I'll take things that didn't happen for $500:

"I'm a healthcare worker and see how this affects people daily. I even had a close friend's nephew pass away due to smoking some marijuana laced by fentanyl," he said.


I'm sure tiro'd ol bs will be in shortly to tell us it's totes real you guise.
 
2022-08-17 3:09:44 PM  
He said the driver returned to his residence asking for the pot, saying it was medicine in the bag for his friend.

Who knows the Fark handle?
 
2022-08-17 3:11:00 PM  
Don't look the free weed in the mouth.
 
2022-08-17 3:11:12 PM  
The driver really didn't have anywhere else in their car to put their friend's weed? They had to put it in the Doordash bag and casually forget about it? Jesus...
 
2022-08-17 3:11:54 PM  

guidonet9: I'll take things that didn't happen for $500:

"I'm a healthcare worker and see how this affects people daily. I even had a close friend's nephew pass away due to smoking some marijuana laced by fentanyl," he said.


Came here to post exactly this.
 
2022-08-17 3:12:31 PM  

WoodyHayes: Only to "people" from Michigan who have not renounced their sinful beginnings.


Woah Woah Woah. You used the word "Michigan". Who are you and how did you get WoodyHayes login?
 
2022-08-17 3:13:32 PM  
Doordash with a side of weed?
That the customer didn't order?

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2022-08-17 3:14:51 PM  
"I'm a healthcare worker and see how this affects people daily."

Yes, yes. I'm also a healthcare worker and see families ruined all the time by people being triaged in the E.R. because they're really hungry.

"I even had a close friend's nephew pass away due to smoking some marijuana laced by fentanyl"

This never happened. Nobody is going to waste fentanyl on farking weed. Fentanyl is expensive as fark and the people getting it illicitly are big timers who sell crack and heroin. Weed is cheap as fark and nobody with access to black market fentanyl is going to lace a dime bag with it.

"I question everything now. I question the company's background checks. Do they really know the people who are working for them?"

If DoorDash blacklisted everybody who was ever convicted of something marijuana-related, they wouldn't have any drivers.

That is some big farking Karen energy.
 
2022-08-17 3:15:43 PM  
Free weed? You damn right I am not telling anyone. And i would be asking the driver for some to give it back
 
2022-08-17 3:19:28 PM  

hlehmann: "I'm a healthcare worker and see how this affects people daily. I even had a close friend's nephew pass away due to smoking some marijuana laced by fentanyl," he said."

Your friend died from fentanyl, not from pot, you jackass.


He must have snorted them like Becky.
 
2022-08-17 3:22:02 PM  
"I'm a healthcare worker and see how this affects people daily. I even had a close friend's nephew pass away due to smoking some marijuana laced by fentanyl," he said.

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2022-08-17 3:23:38 PM  
"I question everything now. I question the company's background checks. Do they really know the people who are working for them?" he said.

He sounds like an asshole.
 
2022-08-17 3:33:33 PM  
"I'm a healthcare worker and see how this affects people daily. I even had a close friend's nephew pass away due to smoking some marijuana laced by fentanyl," he said
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2022-08-17 3:33:38 PM  

hlehmann: "I'm a healthcare worker and see how this affects people daily. I even had a close friend's nephew pass away due to smoking some marijuana laced by fentanyl," he said."

Your friend died from fentanyl, not from pot, you jackass.


This is a good argument for legalize weed. Tho I find it hard to believe dealer added something to weed and didn't tell the buyer as a feature.
 
2022-08-17 3:36:18 PM  
The driver should be thankful he didn't get punched in the neck.

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2022-08-17 3:37:27 PM  
Close friend's nephew.  It's pretty serious.
Ferris Bueller - He's Sick
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2022-08-17 3:40:18 PM  

guidonet9: I'll take things that didn't happen for $500:

"I'm a healthcare worker and see how this affects people daily. I even had a close friend's nephew pass away due to smoking some marijuana laced by fentanyl," he said.


Seriously, there's enough misinformation about drugs out there without Timmy trailer trash over here adding to it! And local news nut jobs repeating it!
 
2022-08-17 3:43:12 PM  
"I question everything now. I question the company's background checks. Do they really know the people who are working for them?" he said.


Yes, I do too.  I ran into a healthcare worker earlier this year who was a real dick. Where do they get these people?

I figured she was just overworked and possibly a little burnt out.  I don't think she was on weed.  Maybe she should have been. Most of them are okay though.

They used to tell us our weed might be laced with Angel Dust. I never got any, but one time I saw someone sprinkle a teeny amount of powder cocaine into a joint they were rolling.   I think it was a waste, but it was his coke - and it's not like those of us who shared the joint didn't know what was in it:  not very good weed with maybe enough coke to make a small line out of.
 
2022-08-17 3:56:48 PM  

guidonet9: I'll take things that didn't happen for $500:

"I'm a healthcare worker and see how this affects people daily. I even had a close friend's nephew pass away due to smoking some marijuana laced by fentanyl," he said.


Being a FOAF is far more hazardous than being a redshirt.
 
2022-08-17 3:57:11 PM  

guidonet9: I'll take things that didn't happen for $500:

"I'm a healthcare worker and see how this affects people daily. I even had a close friend's nephew pass away due to smoking some marijuana laced by fentanyl," he said.


I'm a retired healthcare worker and I'm high right this minute.

This guy sounds like a massive douchebag
 
2022-08-17 3:57:58 PM  
My mom kept telling me that people were putting drugs in the Halloween candy. I trick or treated for years, and the best I got was a boring, ordinary Snickers. I suspect that she may have been mistaken. This old man is lying out his ass, though.
 
2022-08-17 3:59:30 PM  

My Sober Alt: "I question everything now. I question the company's background checks. Do they really know the people who are working for them?" he said.


Yes, I do too.  I ran into a healthcare worker earlier this year who was a real dick. Where do they get these people?

I figured she was just overworked and possibly a little burnt out.  I don't think she was on weed.  Maybe she should have been. Most of them are okay though.

They used to tell us our weed might be laced with Angel Dust. I never got any, but one time I saw someone sprinkle a teeny amount of powder cocaine into a joint they were rolling.   I think it was a waste, but it was his coke - and it's not like those of us who shared the joint didn't know what was in it:  not very good weed with maybe enough coke to make a small line out of.


My Mexican buddies used to call those Primos.
 
2022-08-17 4:00:35 PM  
"I even had a close friend's nephew pass away due to smoking some marijuana laced by fentanyl," he said.

Lying bootlicker.
 
2022-08-17 4:00:37 PM  

My Sober Alt: "I question everything now. I question the company's background checks. Do they really know the people who are working for them?" he said.


Yes, I do too.  I ran into a healthcare worker earlier this year who was a real dick. Where do they get these people?

I figured she was just overworked and possibly a little burnt out.  I don't think she was on weed.  Maybe she should have been. Most of them are okay though.

They used to tell us our weed might be laced with Angel Dust. I never got any, but one time I saw someone sprinkle a teeny amount of powder cocaine into a joint they were rolling.   I think it was a waste, but it was his coke - and it's not like those of us who shared the joint didn't know what was in it:  not very good weed with maybe enough coke to make a small line out of.


They used to tell us our Mexican weed might be sprayed with Paraquat, because Nixon ordered it. So we switched to Colombian .
 
2022-08-17 4:05:27 PM  
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2022-08-17 4:06:28 PM  

uberalice: My Sober Alt: "I question everything now. I question the company's background checks. Do they really know the people who are working for them?" he said.


Yes, I do too.  I ran into a healthcare worker earlier this year who was a real dick. Where do they get these people?

I figured she was just overworked and possibly a little burnt out.  I don't think she was on weed.  Maybe she should have been. Most of them are okay though.

They used to tell us our weed might be laced with Angel Dust. I never got any, but one time I saw someone sprinkle a teeny amount of powder cocaine into a joint they were rolling.   I think it was a waste, but it was his coke - and it's not like those of us who shared the joint didn't know what was in it:  not very good weed with maybe enough coke to make a small line out of.

My Mexican buddies used to call those Primos.


LOL. We used to call them Cocoa Puffs. And, yeah, it was a waste of cocaine in my opinion.
 
2022-08-17 4:12:07 PM  

Aar1012: WoodyHayes: Only to "people" from Michigan who have not renounced their sinful beginnings.

Woah Woah Woah. You used the word "Michigan". Who are you and how did you get WoodyHayes login?


Sowwy. :(
 
2022-08-17 4:13:11 PM  
Brak - Ohio
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2022-08-17 4:15:01 PM  
CSB ( Chicago 1987 ) -- we once took a cab to score weed and had the driver wait while we knocked. The dealer wasn't home, so we had the cab take us back home. The cabbie must have figured the story because as we paid and just about to get out of the cab he said "wait a minute" reached under his seat pulled a nice long bud from a bag, gave it to us and said "don't worry about it"... and he drove off.
 
2022-08-17 4:16:21 PM  
21 astronauts have come from Ohio.  What the hell is going on in Ohio to make people want the leave the Earth to escape it?

/Fun Fact
//Texas, New York, and California have produced more astronauts than Ohio.
///Three slashies, FTW
 
2022-08-17 4:29:28 PM  

OkieDookie: 21 astronauts have come from Ohio.  What the hell is going on in Ohio to make people want the leave the Earth to escape it?

/Fun Fact
//Texas, New York, and California have produced more astronauts than Ohio.
///Three slashies, FTW


They all came back. That is the dumbest joke. It's like calling Biden senile as he is making the Republican party irrelevant.

When global warming does its thing and Ohio has Handel's Ice Cream and 75 electoral votes then you'll all be sorry.
 
2022-08-17 4:30:49 PM  
I hate it when my fentanyl is laced with weed.
 
2022-08-17 4:51:36 PM  

hlehmann: "I'm a healthcare worker and see how this affects people daily. I even had a close friend's nephew pass away due to smoking some marijuana laced by fentanyl," he said."

Your friend died from fentanyl, not from pot, you jackass.


Yes. But. Keeping drugs illegal perverts fentanyl from bring removed from our narcotics.
 
2022-08-17 4:58:39 PM  

hlehmann: "I'm a healthcare worker and see how this affects people daily. I even had a close friend's nephew pass away due to smoking some marijuana laced by fentanyl," he said."

Your friend died from fentanyl, not from pot, you jackass.


That's a pretty fine distinction, that rests on the idea that drug dealers have never adulterated their products to make it more addictive.  Since even the legal ones like cigarettes and booze market largely on how potent they are, I think I'm going to say that it's just possible that someone spiked pot to make it more addictive.

/Of course, unlike conservatives, I'm going to say that's a reason to legalize and regulate, but dropping off drugs at someone's house that weren't ordered is a good sign that you are too high to be a delivery food driver.
 
2022-08-17 4:59:36 PM  

WoodyHayes: Only to "people" from Michigan who have not renounced their sinful beginnings.


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2022-08-17 5:01:48 PM  
I even had a close friend's nephew pass away due to smoking some marijuana laced by fentanyl

Narrator: this literally never happened
 
2022-08-17 5:16:53 PM  

bigdog1960: hlehmann: "I'm a healthcare worker and see how this affects people daily. I even had a close friend's nephew pass away due to smoking some marijuana laced by fentanyl," he said."

Your friend died from fentanyl, not from pot, you jackass.

This is a good argument for legalize weed. Tho I find it hard to believe dealer added something to weed and didn't tell the buyer as a feature.


It's a thing.

https://www.webmd.com/connect-to-care/addiction-treatment-recovery/cocaine-and-fentanyl-facts
 
2022-08-17 5:17:48 PM  

HoratioGates: hlehmann: "I'm a healthcare worker and see how this affects people daily. I even had a close friend's nephew pass away due to smoking some marijuana laced by fentanyl," he said."

Your friend died from fentanyl, not from pot, you jackass.

That's a pretty fine distinction, that rests on the idea that drug dealers have never adulterated their products to make it more addictive.  Since even the legal ones like cigarettes and booze market largely on how potent they are, I think I'm going to say that it's just possible that someone spiked pot to make it more addictive.

/Of course, unlike conservatives, I'm going to say that's a reason to legalize and regulate, but dropping off drugs at someone's house that weren't ordered is a good sign that you are too high to be a delivery food driver.


No to the first paragraph, yes to the second.
 
2022-08-17 5:17:52 PM  

Weatherkiss: "I'm a healthcare worker and see how this affects people daily."

Yes, yes. I'm also a healthcare worker and see families ruined all the time by people being triaged in the E.R. because they're really hungry.

"I even had a close friend's nephew pass away due to smoking some marijuana laced by fentanyl"

This never happened. Nobody is going to waste fentanyl on farking weed. Fentanyl is expensive as fark and the people getting it illicitly are big timers who sell crack and heroin. Weed is cheap as fark and nobody with access to black market fentanyl is going to lace a dime bag with it.

"I question everything now. I question the company's background checks. Do they really know the people who are working for them?"

If DoorDash blacklisted everybody who was ever convicted of something marijuana-related, they wouldn't have any drivers.

That is some big farking Karen energy.


No, fentanyl is cheap enough that it's used as cut.

https://www.webmd.com/connect-to-care/addiction-treatment-recovery/cocaine-and-fentanyl-facts
 
2022-08-17 5:22:21 PM  

bigdog1960: hlehmann: "I'm a healthcare worker and see how this affects people daily. I even had a close friend's nephew pass away due to smoking some marijuana laced by fentanyl," he said."

Your friend died from fentanyl, not from pot, you jackass.

This is a good argument for legalize weed. Tho I find it hard to believe dealer added something to weed and didn't tell the buyer as a feature.


casey17: bigdog1960: hlehmann: "I'm a healthcare worker and see how this affects people daily. I even had a close friend's nephew pass away due to smoking some marijuana laced by fentanyl," he said."

Your friend died from fentanyl, not from pot, you jackass.

This is a good argument for legalize weed. Tho I find it hard to believe dealer added something to weed and didn't tell the buyer as a feature.

It's a thing.

https://www.webmd.com/connect-to-care/addiction-treatment-recovery/cocaine-and-fentanyl-facts


Sorry - to clarify, it's being used as a cut for other drugs.
 
2022-08-17 5:25:36 PM  
Customer is a lying attention whore dick.
Driver is a moron.
 
2022-08-17 5:44:28 PM  

casey17: Weatherkiss: "I'm a healthcare worker and see how this affects people daily."

Yes, yes. I'm also a healthcare worker and see families ruined all the time by people being triaged in the E.R. because they're really hungry.

"I even had a close friend's nephew pass away due to smoking some marijuana laced by fentanyl"

This never happened. Nobody is going to waste fentanyl on farking weed. Fentanyl is expensive as fark and the people getting it illicitly are big timers who sell crack and heroin. Weed is cheap as fark and nobody with access to black market fentanyl is going to lace a dime bag with it.

"I question everything now. I question the company's background checks. Do they really know the people who are working for them?"

If DoorDash blacklisted everybody who was ever convicted of something marijuana-related, they wouldn't have any drivers.

That is some big farking Karen energy.

No, fentanyl is cheap enough that it's used as cut.

https://www.webmd.com/connect-to-care/addiction-treatment-recovery/cocaine-and-fentanyl-facts


That's what I said. The people who get fentanyl to cut drugs with it are going to cut it with crack, heroin, and yes, cocaine. These are hard drugs and the people who buy those drugs are chemically dependent on those drugs, and so it's sometimes more economical to cut it with something cheaper because they're going to buy it and use it anyway.

"Cheap" is relative in this explanation. What's cheap for someone who has the resources to run black market labs producing hard drugs is going to be different for your garden variety pot dealer who are growing their own supply.

If you have the resources to acquire fentanyl outside a Doctor's prescription, you're pouring in an immense amount of money to keep it coming in under the radar. Your neighborhood pot dealer doesn't have that kind of money, and even if they did have that kind of money, they're not going to lace weed with it when it's more economical to cut heroin or crack with it instead.

Because weed is cheap as fark and if you put a higher price tag on your weed because it has fentanyl in it, people aren't going to buy it because they can get pure weed cheaper elsewhere, and they probably don't want to risk getting hooked onto an opioid even if they were willing to shell out something extra.

But the people who run the hard drug game aren't the same people who run the weed game. They're two separate economic circles. The people who run the hard drug game don't typically sell weed because the margins on return are so miniscule, and they want the big bucks. If the margins on return are so miniscule, they're not going to cut weed with fentanyl when the overhead to get black market fentanyl is substantially higher than the overhead on a marijuana grow farm.

Any drug dealer that laces weed with fentanyl is just plain going to lose money. Which is why this never happened. They're businessmen, not merchants of death or whatever LEO wants to create to scare people.
 
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