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2022-08-17 2:56:12 PM  
Wait wait wait.... There's actually a tv channel with the call sign KGUN? WTF? What'll be next, KILL? WKKK? WKRP?
 
2022-08-17 3:06:56 PM  
So, your boy Trump really could not find a way to build 1000ft of fence in a specific spot and you morons don't see that as leaving it for a political agenda for them to spin and fundraise off?

Are you seriously that dumb?

Ok then.
 
2022-08-17 3:22:26 PM  
Planting blackberry bushes would be more effective.
 
2022-08-17 3:24:45 PM  
So that's why there is a shipping container shortage. I thought it was the smugholes making off the grid housing.
 
2022-08-17 3:25:23 PM  
building a wall with empty shipping containers is peak Trumpf
 
2022-08-17 3:25:58 PM  
Luanne inconsolable.
 
2022-08-17 3:26:03 PM  

sozelle: Wait wait wait.... There's actually a tv channel with the call sign KGUN? WTF? What'll be next, KILL? WKKK? WKRP?


KCUF?
 
2022-08-17 3:26:35 PM  
"There, I fixed it."

/your tax dollars at work
 
2022-08-17 3:26:53 PM  
LOL. I knew this wouldn't work, but I expected people to just cut holes in them with blowtorches because they're hollow - aren't they?

But I guess tipping them over is easier.
 
2022-08-17 3:27:08 PM  

Russ1642: Planting blackberry bushes would be more effective.


As the former owner of about ten acres of Himalayan blackberry bramble, I can attest the guard canes even slow bears down.
 
2022-08-17 3:27:32 PM  
Hooligans probably did this, maybe even ruffians.
 
2022-08-17 3:27:50 PM  

Russ1642: Planting blackberry bushes would be more effective.


difficulty..DESERT..

Cactus though...

They farking DEMOLISHED a strip of ANCIENT cacti to build a wall through Organ Pipe Park
in Arizona...In an area where the cacti are dense and pointy..You know..Like a NATURAL FENCE...

/dumbasses
 
2022-08-17 3:28:47 PM  
I would love to see the cost of welding shipping crates together to make a wall.  Billion dollars a mile?  2 billion? How much went to line pockets?  90%?
 
2022-08-17 3:29:08 PM  

My Sober Alt: LOL. I knew this wouldn't work, but I expected people to just cut holes in them with blowtorches because they're hollow - aren't they?

But I guess tipping them over is easier.


Weld some steps and handholds on the outside so you can climb up and over.
 
2022-08-17 3:30:41 PM  
b U i L d D a W a l L!!!!!
 
2022-08-17 3:31:39 PM  
They built part of the border wall out of 40' shipping containers and someone knocked them over?  For fark sake, man, just bring a blow torch next time and you can go through the farking things.

Security theatre is... not very secure.

Farkin' zonie degens.
 
2022-08-17 3:31:53 PM  
These chucklefarks are about a stone's throw from building the "wall" out of mud bricks, aren't they?
 
2022-08-17 3:31:54 PM  

virgo47: building a wall with empty shipping containers is peak Trumpf


We are so white trash...
 
2022-08-17 3:32:18 PM  

sozelle: Wait wait wait.... There's actually a tv channel with the call sign KGUN? WTF? What'll be next, KILL? WKKK? WKRP?


KANT could be a very philosophical radio station.
 
2022-08-17 3:33:05 PM  
Shakira.....falling

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2022-08-17 3:33:34 PM  

stuffy: sozelle: Wait wait wait.... There's actually a tv channel with the call sign KGUN? WTF? What'll be next, KILL? WKKK? WKRP?

KCUF?


F*CK U.

Friends' University of Central Kentucky

/yarly
 
2022-08-17 3:33:40 PM  
Did one of the tunnels underneath the shipping containers collapse, causing them to fall over?
 
2022-08-17 3:34:16 PM  
This is right up there with "Who throws a shoe?"
 
2022-08-17 3:34:29 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: These chucklefarks are about a stone's throw from building the "wall" out of mud bricks, aren't they?


That's not mud...
 
2022-08-17 3:34:36 PM  
So they just put a container on another one and called it a day?  And we are paying for this crap?
 
2022-08-17 3:37:05 PM  

Russ1642: Planting blackberry bushes would be more effective.


What, and let those dirty immigrants get free food at taxpayers expense? I think not! That sounds like some crap Jesus might do.
 
2022-08-17 3:37:20 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: These chucklefarks are about a stone's throw from building the "wall" out of mud bricks, aren't they?


Well, without any god damn Mongolians, they won't be around to break our shiatty wall. Should work fine.
 
2022-08-17 3:39:24 PM  
"He says it's assumed people moved the containers."

It was aliens.
 
2022-08-17 3:41:20 PM  

MythDragon: Russ1642: Planting blackberry bushes would be more effective.

What, and let those dirty immigrants get free food at taxpayers expense? I think not! That sounds like some crap Jesus might do.


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2022-08-17 3:41:58 PM  
So... a nice big sturdy square that can easily prop up a ladder with plenty of walkable, flat space on top.

This really feels like when a 5 year old builds a fort out of pillow cushions.
 
2022-08-17 3:42:06 PM  

Ivo Shandor: My Sober Alt: LOL. I knew this wouldn't work, but I expected people to just cut holes in them with blowtorches because they're hollow - aren't they?

But I guess tipping them over is easier.

Weld some steps and handholds on the outside so you can climb up and over.


If you have a torch just cut through. A portable saw will do the trick.
 
2022-08-17 3:43:27 PM  

My Sober Alt: LOL. I knew this wouldn't work, but I expected people to just cut holes in them with blowtorches because they're hollow - aren't they?

But I guess tipping them over is easier.


Should fill them with pallets of concrete and hose them down to make it solid.

Empty shipping containers might keep infants from crossing them, but not much else.
 
2022-08-17 3:44:20 PM  

Stargazer86: So... a nice big sturdy square that can easily prop up a ladder with plenty of walkable, flat space on top.

This really feels like when a 5 year old builds a fort out of pillow cushions.


They can even cut a door on the Mexico side so they can use it for storing the ladder and supplies.
 
2022-08-17 3:45:08 PM  

namegoeshere: stuffy: sozelle: Wait wait wait.... There's actually a tv channel with the call sign KGUN? WTF? What'll be next, KILL? WKKK? WKRP?

KCUF?

F*CK U.

Friends' University of Central Kentucky

/yarly


KFCU

/kentucky fried credit union
 
2022-08-17 3:45:14 PM  

ctighe2353: Stargazer86: So... a nice big sturdy square that can easily prop up a ladder with plenty of walkable, flat space on top.

This really feels like when a 5 year old builds a fort out of pillow cushions.

They can even cut a door on the Mexico side so they can use it for storing the ladder and supplies.


I'll bet they just steal the containers and use them for shipping.
 
2022-08-17 3:45:14 PM  
I'd put money on wind as the culprit.

Don't worry conservatives, we can still blame someone brown. This is all Santa Anna's fault.
 
2022-08-17 3:49:26 PM  

Russ1642: Planting blackberry bushes would be more effective.


No, that's why there are machetes.
 
2022-08-17 3:56:47 PM  

WastrelWay: Russ1642: Planting blackberry bushes would be more effective.

No, that's why there are machetes.


Obvious that you have never had to deal with blackberry brambles.
 
2022-08-17 3:58:24 PM  
"Gov. Ducey's spokesperson C.J. Karamargin said each one weighs about 8800 pounds.

He says it's assumed people moved the containers."

And the people who knocked them over assume you wont mind putting them back up again.
And again. And again.
 
2022-08-17 3:59:24 PM  
Each one weighs about 8800 pounds.
He says it's assumed people moved the containers.


Very strong people.
 
2022-08-17 3:59:40 PM  
Each one weighs about 8800 pounds.

He says it's assumed people moved the containers.



Probably these people:

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2022-08-17 4:01:41 PM  
They didn't even stagger them, like bricks?  I mean, I'm neither a mason nor a wall-building guy, but if I was stacking shipping containers to make a wall, I'd stagger each layer so they lock together and don't, you know, just blow over.
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2022-08-17 4:11:32 PM  
🎵 They'd all been warned
And the walls came down
They stood there laughing
They're not laughing anymore🎵
 
2022-08-17 4:12:15 PM  

sozelle: Wait wait wait.... There's actually a tv channel with the call sign KGUN? WTF? What'll be next, KILL? WKKK? WKRP?


There is a WKRP-LP, in Rahleigh.
 
2022-08-17 4:19:55 PM  

Godscrack: "Gov. Ducey's spokesperson C.J. Karamargin said each one weighs about 8800 pounds.

He says it's assumed people moved the containers."

And the people who knocked them over assume you wont mind putting them back up again.
And again. And again.


Texans aren't known for being all that bright.

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2022-08-17 4:20:04 PM  

ctighe2353: Stargazer86: So... a nice big sturdy square that can easily prop up a ladder with plenty of walkable, flat space on top.

This really feels like when a 5 year old builds a fort out of pillow cushions.

They can even cut a door on the Mexico side so they can use it for storing the ladder and supplies.


No, they store the guns in there they use to fight off the Proud Boys.
 
2022-08-17 4:22:17 PM  
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2022-08-17 4:27:14 PM  

swankywanky: Shakira.....falling

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Her hips may not lie, but her tax records sure do!
 
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