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(CREW)   5:55 pm on Jan. 6: Capitol Police, who had just spent hours battling a violent mob, received a lackadaisical notice from Secret Service regarding a threat toward Speaker Nancy Pelosi -- a threat made on back December 31, 2020   (citizensforethics.org) divider line
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2022-08-17 2:42:36 PM  
What the actual fark?!?

The entire Secret Service needs to be fired and replaced.  The corruption seems to be pervasive!
 
2022-08-17 2:49:52 PM  
Secret Service are all Trump stooges and should not be trusted.
 
2022-08-17 4:05:47 PM  
Gee, I wonder why the deleted all those texts.
 
2022-08-17 4:07:23 PM  

OldRod: What the actual fark?!?

The entire Secret Service needs to be fired and replaced.  The corruption seems to be pervasive!


This.

The USSS is tasked with the security and protection of the sitting POTUS. As long as any agent who was involved with the previous adminstration is allowed to remain in active duty, that security is compromised.
 
2022-08-17 4:14:46 PM  
*whacks the entire Secret Service upside their heads with an external hard drive of scraped Parler data*
 
2022-08-17 4:29:27 PM  
The people in the SS are probably just as right-wing as other law enforcement.
 
2022-08-17 4:30:21 PM  

Puglio: The people in the SS are probably just as right-wing as other law enforcement.


that's why they're the 'SS'
 
2022-08-17 4:32:54 PM  
Is it just me, or has the speed and overall amount of shiat hitting fans increased significantly in the past few weeks?
 
2022-08-17 4:34:40 PM  
Man, Trump's ability to corrupt other people would be fascinating if it was so frightening.
 
2022-08-17 4:37:25 PM  

Puglio: The people in the SS are probably just as right-wing as other law enforcement.


That's kind of hard to believe in the sense they're taking a job the soul point of which could be to sacrifice your life for the president's.  I don't see right-wingers putting anyone before themselves, even the president.
 
2022-08-17 4:38:35 PM  

gunga galunga: OldRod: What the actual fark?!?

The entire Secret Service needs to be fired and replaced.  The corruption seems to be pervasive!

This.

The USSS is tasked with the security and protection of the sitting POTUS. As long as any agent who was involved with the previous adminstration is allowed to remain in active duty, that security is compromised.


This is what Biden doesn't seem to comprehend. His corrupting touch left a bunch of his cronies inside doing their level best not to be held accountable for their crimes, and to hold out for the return of their orange god and the total destruction of US democracy for profit.
 
2022-08-17 4:38:37 PM  

Geotpf: Is it just me, or has the speed and overall amount of shiat hitting fans increased significantly in the past few weeks?


It's as if the bowels of justice are slowly unimpacting.
 
2022-08-17 4:38:51 PM  

Geotpf: Is it just me, or has the speed and overall amount of shiat hitting fans increased significantly in the past few weeks?


Ever since Alex Jones was told by the plantiff's attorney that his own dumb ass lawyer sent him the entire contents of his phone and missed the ten day window to claim that information as privileged, there's been a lot fan-splattered shiat flung all over the place.
 
2022-08-17 4:38:53 PM  

Geotpf: Is it just me, or has the speed and overall amount of shiat hitting fans increased significantly in the past few weeks?


literally
 
2022-08-17 4:42:12 PM  

Geotpf: Is it just me, or has the speed and overall amount of shiat hitting fans increased significantly in the past few weeks?


It's all thanks to the kickbacks that the media has received from Big Fan and Big Shiat.

/with help from the RAND-McNally Corporation and the reverse vampires, naturally.
 
2022-08-17 4:43:12 PM  

Blathering Idjut: Puglio: The people in the SS are probably just as right-wing as other law enforcement.

That's kind of hard to believe in the sense they're taking a job the soul point of which could be to sacrifice your life for the president's.  I don't see right-wingers putting anyone before themselves, even the president.


🤨
 
2022-08-17 4:43:46 PM  

Geotpf: Is it just me, or has the speed and overall amount of shiat hitting fans increased significantly in the past few weeks?


Markedly
 
2022-08-17 4:44:42 PM  

Geotpf: Is it just me, or has the speed and overall amount of shiat hitting fans increased significantly in the past few weeks?


The Republic is crumbling.  There are shortages of everything, material and immaterial, everywhere.

Those trying to stop or slow the crumbling are getting burnt out or kicked out.
 
2022-08-17 4:44:52 PM  

OldRod: What the actual fark?!?

The entire Secret Service needs to be fired and replaced.  The corruption seems to be pervasive!


I don't disagree. I keep wondering whom should be hired in their place, though.
 
2022-08-17 4:46:29 PM  

OldRod: What the actual fark?!?

The entire Secret Service needs to be fired and replaced.  The corruption seems to be pervasive!


And I was getting shiat on for insisting that we farking it to SS.  No more Secret Service.  No more USSS.  It is the SS until they clean house of all the farking NAZIs in there.
 
2022-08-17 4:47:43 PM  
Secret Service fails to deliver "secrets"

Anyways, I'm pretty sure trump farks his SS,"house of card's" style!

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2022-08-17 4:51:25 PM  
Big Ice Cream is probably behind this.
 
2022-08-17 4:52:18 PM  
It's in their name: Secret Service.
 
2022-08-17 4:52:33 PM  
Again, we need those texts.
Letting them get away with it to "keep the country together" is the biggest mistake.  It would be a mistake if Trump and 193 Republicans aren't given proper punishment.   It was a mistake when Nixon was pardoned.  It was a mistake when Sherman didn't exterminate every last being of the Confederacy.  We would not be in the sh*t we are now if not for the sinful leniency of our past.
 
2022-08-17 4:53:36 PM  
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2022-08-17 4:57:11 PM  

gunga galunga: Geotpf: Is it just me, or has the speed and overall amount of shiat hitting fans increased significantly in the past few weeks?

Ever since Alex Jones was told by the plantiff's attorney that his own dumb ass lawyer sent him the entire contents of his phone and missed the ten day window to claim that information as privileged, there's been a lot fan-splattered shiat flung all over the place.


It was actually worse than that for Jones. His lawyer didn't merely miss the deadline, they actively told the plaintiffs' lawyer that none of the info on the phone is privileged.
 
2022-08-17 4:57:32 PM  

Geotpf: Is it just me, or has the speed and overall amount of shiat hitting fans increased significantly in the past few weeks?


It's as if an adversarial nation had been helping promote a movement and protect the antagonists from repercussions has suddenly been prevented from providing their support, exposing them finally to consequences.
 
2022-08-17 4:58:57 PM  

AtomPeepers: gunga galunga: OldRod: What the actual fark?!?

The entire Secret Service needs to be fired and replaced.  The corruption seems to be pervasive!

This.

The USSS is tasked with the security and protection of the sitting POTUS. As long as any agent who was involved with the previous adminstration is allowed to remain in active duty, that security is compromised.

This is what Biden doesn't seem to comprehend. His corrupting touch left a bunch of his cronies inside doing their level best not to be held accountable for their crimes, and to hold out for the return of their orange god and the total destruction of US democracy for profit.


I'm fairly certain the President comprehends it. He's likely aware of horrific things the general public will never know of. Many trump stooges have been fired, but not enough. The rot goes deep.
 
2022-08-17 5:02:53 PM  
I'm calling for more transparency in the Secret Service.

Wait why does the United States have anything called a Secret Service (SS) anyway?
 
2022-08-17 5:03:02 PM  

gunga galunga: OldRod: What the actual fark?!?

The entire Secret Service needs to be fired and replaced.  The corruption seems to be pervasive!

This.

The USSS is tasked with the security and protection of the sitting POTUS. As long as any agent who was involved with the previous adminstration is allowed to remain in active duty, that security is compromised.


We had our warnings with them acting like Delta House on spring break on all those trips.
 
2022-08-17 5:04:19 PM  
I wouldn't be feeling too safe right now if I were Biden.
 
2022-08-17 5:06:05 PM  

AtomPeepers: gunga galunga: OldRod: What the actual fark?!?

The entire Secret Service needs to be fired and replaced.  The corruption seems to be pervasive!

This.

The USSS is tasked with the security and protection of the sitting POTUS. As long as any agent who was involved with the previous adminstration is allowed to remain in active duty, that security is compromised.

This is what Biden doesn't seem to comprehend. His corrupting touch left a bunch of his cronies inside doing their level best not to be held accountable for their crimes, and to hold out for the return of their orange god and the total destruction of US democracy for profit.


What's he going to do, fire them all and replace them with Paul Blart?

Gonna take time to inspect, sanitize, and certify the institutional chain that turns out new Secret Service Agents, so you don't replace the traitors with more of the same.
 
2022-08-17 5:09:04 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: AtomPeepers: gunga galunga: OldRod: What the actual fark?!?

The entire Secret Service needs to be fired and replaced.  The corruption seems to be pervasive!

This.

The USSS is tasked with the security and protection of the sitting POTUS. As long as any agent who was involved with the previous adminstration is allowed to remain in active duty, that security is compromised.

This is what Biden doesn't seem to comprehend. His corrupting touch left a bunch of his cronies inside doing their level best not to be held accountable for their crimes, and to hold out for the return of their orange god and the total destruction of US democracy for profit.

What's he going to do, fire them all and replace them with Paul Blart?

Gonna take time to inspect, sanitize, and certify the institutional chain that turns out new Secret Service Agents, so you don't replace the traitors with more of the same.


We don't need a Secret Service.

We need an Executive Security Detail and we need a Treasury Bureau of Investigations, But we don't need a Secret Service.
 
2022-08-17 5:11:48 PM  
FTFA: On January 4, Secret Service agents discovered a Parler account, which we've chosen not to name,

Uh, why?
 
2022-08-17 5:26:04 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: FTFA: On January 4, Secret Service agents discovered a Parler account, which we've chosen not to name,

Uh, why?


It was ~*~xXx_SS_Agent_James_Smith_xXx420~*~

Too bad they could never figure out who was behind that cryptic user name.
 
2022-08-17 5:27:26 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: Smelly Pirate Hooker: FTFA: On January 4, Secret Service agents discovered a Parler account, which we've chosen not to name,

Uh, why?

It was ~*~xXx_SS_Agent_James_Smith_xXx420~*~

Too bad they could never figure out who was behind that cryptic user name.


I mean ... maybe? That's the only reason I can think of that might be defensible.
 
2022-08-17 5:29:43 PM  
This is various levels of execution-worthy shiat.
 
2022-08-17 5:32:53 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Shakin_Haitian: Smelly Pirate Hooker: FTFA: On January 4, Secret Service agents discovered a Parler account, which we've chosen not to name,

Uh, why?

It was ~*~xXx_SS_Agent_James_Smith_xXx420~*~

Too bad they could never figure out who was behind that cryptic user name.

I mean ... maybe? That's the only reason I can think of that might be defensible.


Not wanting to drive traffic to the account?

Probably not.
 
2022-08-17 6:13:22 PM  
*sigh* ASSAB
 
2022-08-17 6:27:55 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: gunga galunga: OldRod: What the actual fark?!?

The entire Secret Service needs to be fired and replaced.  The corruption seems to be pervasive!

This.

The USSS is tasked with the security and protection of the sitting POTUS. As long as any agent who was involved with the previous adminstration is allowed to remain in active duty, that security is compromised.

We had our warnings with them acting like Delta House on spring break on all those trips.


We farked up. We trusted them.
 
2022-08-17 6:35:42 PM  

Geotpf: Is it just me, or has the speed and overall amount of shiat hitting fans increased significantly in the past few weeks?



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2022-08-17 6:47:26 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: AtomPeepers: gunga galunga: OldRod: What the actual fark?!?

The entire Secret Service needs to be fired and replaced.  The corruption seems to be pervasive!

This.

The USSS is tasked with the security and protection of the sitting POTUS. As long as any agent who was involved with the previous adminstration is allowed to remain in active duty, that security is compromised.

This is what Biden doesn't seem to comprehend. His corrupting touch left a bunch of his cronies inside doing their level best not to be held accountable for their crimes, and to hold out for the return of their orange god and the total destruction of US democracy for profit.

What's he going to do, fire them all and replace them with Paul Blart?

Gonna take time to inspect, sanitize, and certify the institutional chain that turns out new Secret Service Agents, so you don't replace the traitors with more of the same.


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