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(WITF.org)   Sweetheart of the Nazi neckbeard set will not be permitted to move her trial from D.C. to a friendlier venue such as Texas or Idaho or Mordor or wherever   (witf.org) divider line
    More: Followup, Jury, Federal Judge Amy Berman Jackson, Riley Williams, Nancy Pelosi, Voir dire, Court, Berman Jackson, Jury selection  
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3278 clicks; posted to Politics » on 17 Aug 2022 at 2:46 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-17 1:45:14 PM  
Yeah, you are now in the espionage pile sweetie.
 
2022-08-17 1:53:43 PM  
Oh, the one that has repeatedly violated the terms of her release and never been held accountable for it?

That Nazi?
 
2022-08-17 2:15:08 PM  
She reminds me of someone but I can't place who it is. I think I'm thinking of some movie. And she was like a crazy or possessed person. Maybe my mind is inventing that memory, though.
 
2022-08-17 2:19:55 PM  
Oh, this Crazypants whose first thought was to sell it to the Russians? Yeah, she's a peach.
 
2022-08-17 2:36:09 PM  

vudukungfu: Yeah, you are now in the espionage pile sweetie.


A pile of espionage sounds moist.
 
2022-08-17 2:38:59 PM  

Pocket Ninja: She reminds me of someone but I can't place who it is. I think I'm thinking of some movie. And she was like a crazy or possessed person. Maybe my mind is inventing that memory, though.


You're thinking of Lauren Boebert
 
2022-08-17 2:48:00 PM  
Jodi Arias?
 
2022-08-17 2:50:06 PM  
Hers is truly the Face of Crazy.
 
2022-08-17 2:50:17 PM  
I bet she'll get "time served" or less.
 
2022-08-17 2:50:31 PM  

hubiestubert: Oh, this Crazypants whose first thought was to sell it to the Russians? Yeah, she's a peach.


Wait...I missed that part of the story.
 
2022-08-17 2:50:53 PM  

Pocket Ninja: She reminds me of someone but I can't place who it is. I think I'm thinking of some movie. And she was like a crazy or possessed person. Maybe my mind is inventing that memory, though.


It's the Kubrick Stare.
 
2022-08-17 2:51:49 PM  
I am attracted to crazy. Crazy has always been my thing. In college, my two "types" were Latinas and redheads. I'm lucky to be alive in many ways.

I now know where I draw the line on crazy.
 
2022-08-17 2:52:18 PM  
you get to stay in DC where 92% voted for dork brandon.
 
2022-08-17 2:53:59 PM  

vudukungfu: Yeah, you are now in the espionage pile sweetie.


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2022-08-17 2:54:43 PM  
Looks like a discount version of the Get Out female antagonist with that look.
 
2022-08-17 2:54:58 PM  
Riley Williams, a 23-year-old from Mechanicsburg,

A girl genius she ain't.
 
2022-08-17 2:55:23 PM  
Sleep with her? Hope you weren't too fond of your penis not being cut off
 
2022-08-17 2:55:57 PM  

Gonz: I am attracted to crazy. Crazy has always been my thing. In college, my two "types" were Latinas and redheads. I'm lucky to be alive in many ways.

I now know where I draw the line on crazy.


Yeah man she wanted to sell Pelosi's laptop to the Rooskies, but man the SEX WAS INTENSE.
 
2022-08-17 2:56:22 PM  
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2022-08-17 2:56:25 PM  
Ooh, She's an angry elf.
 
2022-08-17 2:56:41 PM  

colon_pow: you get to stay in DC where 92% voted for dork brandon.


Good way to avoid that would have been not to break into the capitol, steal a congresswoman's laptop, and try to sell it to Russia. The breaking in and stealing happened in DC so....
 
2022-08-17 2:57:16 PM  
She cited a study that found the majority of D.C. residents surveyed presumed guilt for those accused of participating in the Capitol attack.

To be fair, they aren't wrong.
 
2022-08-17 2:58:46 PM  
Gritty should personally visit her.
 
2022-08-17 2:59:41 PM  

Pocket Ninja: She reminds me of someone but I can't place who it is. I think I'm thinking of some movie. And she was like a crazy or possessed person. Maybe my mind is inventing that memory, though.


No, that's the spitting image of Lucas Haas.
 
2022-08-17 2:59:49 PM  

Pocket Ninja: She reminds me of someone but I can't place who it is. I think I'm thinking of some movie. And she was like a crazy or possessed person. Maybe my mind is inventing that memory, though.


She reminds me of every woman I thought was cute but smells like BO because she uses some kind of "natural" deodorant.
 
2022-08-17 3:00:36 PM  
They type of lady that will cut your dick off even if she thinks you've been watching porn.
 
2022-08-17 3:00:48 PM  

Mrtraveler01: hubiestubert: Oh, this Crazypants whose first thought was to sell it to the Russians? Yeah, she's a peach.

Wait...I missed that part of the story.


https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/capitol-rioter-plotted-sell-stolen-pelosi-laptop-russian-intelligence-n1254583

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If she doesn't go to actual prison for a noticeable length of time we might as well give a free pass to all the rest of the January 6 mob because none of this matters and the country is done
 
2022-08-17 3:01:07 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: I bet she'll get "time served" or less.


I wouldn't be so sure about that.
 
2022-08-17 3:02:47 PM  

CivilizedTiger: Riley Williams, a 23-year-old from Mechanicsburg,

A girl genius she ain't.


I used to live in Mechanicsburg. This kid looks vaguely familiar.
 
2022-08-17 3:03:51 PM  
"She cited a study that found the majority of D.C. residents surveyed presumed guilt for those accused of participating in the Capitol attack."

Yeah, tough sh*t, honey. Maybe commit your treason closer to home. Aaaaand we all know how you kkkind uses "DC resident" as code.
 
2022-08-17 3:06:29 PM  
The Nazi Sweetheart, meet the Nazi Einstein

Trump Rioter "Elizabeth" Cries After Being Maced By Police After Storming US Capitol In "Revolution"
Youtube WTLXtE8ihcY
 
2022-08-17 3:07:04 PM  

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2022-08-17 3:07:34 PM  

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She looks a lot like a friend of mines little sister back in the day.
 
2022-08-17 3:08:04 PM  

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I'm getting more of a Manson vibe from her

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2022-08-17 3:11:18 PM  

YakBoy42: Mrtraveler01: hubiestubert: Oh, this Crazypants whose first thought was to sell it to the Russians? Yeah, she's a peach.

Wait...I missed that part of the story.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/capitol-rioter-plotted-sell-stolen-pelosi-laptop-russian-intelligence-n1254583

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If she doesn't go to actual prison for a noticeable length of time we might as well give a free pass to all the rest of the January 6 mob because none of this matters and the country is done


Yikes, her former FB sounds like a hero who prevented a national security disaster from happening.
 
2022-08-17 3:12:40 PM  
She is very pretty. Very much my type. Too bad she's *genuinely* nuts.

And I have issues with the whole "don't stick it in the crazy" thing. Mostly because the definition of "crazy" tends to mean "emotional" when it comes to women.

You *want* a passionate woman (or man, for that matter). Someone that feels things intensely. That's not crazy.  Too many people think that if you don't hide your emotions, you're unstable.

Plus, as a person that doesn't feel things intensely very often, I *need* someone that gets excited about stuff. I've had girlfriends that were...subdued...like I am, and it just doesn't work.
 
2022-08-17 3:12:50 PM  

Phil McKraken: The Nazi Sweetheart, meet the Nazi Einstein

[YouTube video: Trump Rioter "Elizabeth" Cries After Being Maced By Police After Storming US Capitol In "Revolution"]


Colbert made a very salient point when he said that in an actual revolution, the losing side gets their head chopped off.
 
2022-08-17 3:13:12 PM  

Phil McKraken: The Nazi Sweetheart, meet the Nazi Einstein

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/WTLXtE8ihcY]


That chick really summed up the whole thing for me. 'IT'S A REVOLUTION!'
/what a maroon
 
2022-08-17 3:15:16 PM  

realmolo: She is very pretty. Very much my type. Too bad she's *genuinely* nuts.

And I have issues with the whole "don't stick it in the crazy" thing. Mostly because the definition of "crazy" tends to mean "emotional" when it comes to women.

You *want* a passionate woman (or man, for that matter). Someone that feels things intensely. That's not crazy.  Too many people think that if you don't hide your emotions, you're unstable.

Plus, as a person that doesn't feel things intensely very often, I *need* someone that gets excited about stuff. I've had girlfriends that were...subdued...like I am, and it just doesn't work.


It's your dick, dude. Proceeeed
 
2022-08-17 3:15:26 PM  

Breaker Moran: vudukungfu: Yeah, you are now in the espionage pile sweetie.

A pile of espionage sounds moist.


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2022-08-17 3:21:54 PM  

Gonz: I am attracted to crazy. Crazy has always been my thing. In college, my two "types" were Latinas and redheads. I'm lucky to be alive in many ways.

I now know where I draw the line on crazy.


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"Have you seen my boxers?  I should be going."
 
2022-08-17 3:22:39 PM  

colon_pow: you get to stay in DC where 92% voted for dork brandon.


The unspoken opinion here is that people that vote for Democrats are inherently incapable of judging a case impartially, while Republicans are magical unbiased unicorns. This is, of course, absolute nonsense.
 
2022-08-17 3:28:36 PM  

realmolo: She is very pretty. Very much my type.


Mousey, and average looking.

You really, really need to get out more.
 
2022-08-17 3:29:38 PM  

Pocket Ninja: She reminds me of someone but I can't place who it is. I think I'm thinking of some movie. And she was like a crazy or possessed person. Maybe my mind is inventing that memory, though.


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2022-08-17 3:31:34 PM  
FTA: "She cited a study that found the majority of D.C. residents surveyed presumed guilt for those accused of participating in the Capitol attack."

Um...

You see...

How can I put this...

It's, um... it's because... because you're...

What's the word I'm looking for? Oh yeah...

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2022-08-17 3:32:00 PM  

gilgigamesh: realmolo: She is very pretty. Very much my type.

Mousey, and average looking.

You really, really need to get out more.


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2022-08-17 3:35:54 PM  
Guys, keep your eye on the ball and see her for what she is.
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These are people who are trying to destroy our democracy.
 
MFK
2022-08-17 3:36:21 PM  

realmolo: She is very pretty. Very much my type. Too bad she's *genuinely* nuts.

And I have issues with the whole "don't stick it in the crazy" thing. Mostly because the definition of "crazy" tends to mean "emotional" when it comes to women.

You *want* a passionate woman (or man, for that matter). Someone that feels things intensely. That's not crazy.  Too many people think that if you don't hide your emotions, you're unstable.

Plus, as a person that doesn't feel things intensely very often, I *need* someone that gets excited about stuff. I've had girlfriends that were...subdued...like I am, and it just doesn't work.


People who look at her picture and think that she's a relatively attractive girl would do well to remember who and what this biatch actually is:

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2022-08-17 3:37:29 PM  

realmolo: She is very pretty. Very much my type. Too bad she's *genuinely* nuts.

And I have issues with the whole "don't stick it in the crazy" thing. Mostly because the definition of "crazy" tends to mean "emotional" when it comes to women.

You *want* a passionate woman (or man, for that matter). Someone that feels things intensely. That's not crazy.  Too many people think that if you don't hide your emotions, you're unstable.

Plus, as a person that doesn't feel things intensely very often, I *need* someone that gets excited about stuff. I've had girlfriends that were...subdued...like I am, and it just doesn't work.


for f+cks sakes.
 
2022-08-17 3:38:27 PM  

MFK: realmolo: She is very pretty. Very much my type. Too bad she's *genuinely* nuts.

And I have issues with the whole "don't stick it in the crazy" thing. Mostly because the definition of "crazy" tends to mean "emotional" when it comes to women.

You *want* a passionate woman (or man, for that matter). Someone that feels things intensely. That's not crazy.  Too many people think that if you don't hide your emotions, you're unstable.

Plus, as a person that doesn't feel things intensely very often, I *need* someone that gets excited about stuff. I've had girlfriends that were...subdued...like I am, and it just doesn't work.

People who look at her picture and think that she's a relatively attractive girl would do well to remember who and what this biatch actually is:

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I'd gladly blow her f+cking head off.
 
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