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(Yahoo)   Russian influencer working for RT invents new TikTok trend in Ukraine: The landmine dance challenge   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Russia, 33-year-old Kramatorsk resident, eastern Ukraine, Russia Today, Donetsk Oblast, Donetsk region, Russian propagandist, Ukrainian police  
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5099 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 17 Aug 2022 at 2:50 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-17 1:23:35 PM  
They denied she works for RT - so much for Workman's comp.
 
2022-08-17 2:20:44 PM  
She died as she lived: stupid.
 
2022-08-17 2:52:18 PM  

OdradekRex: They denied she works for RT - so much for Workman's comp.


It's the Russian way.
 
2022-08-17 2:53:05 PM  
toe poppers are farking brutal.

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2022-08-17 2:54:02 PM  
"Breaking" news.

/In Russia news breaks you
 
2022-08-17 2:54:23 PM  
Her last words "be sure to like and subscribe"
 
2022-08-17 2:54:25 PM  
Can we get her followers to try the same thing?
 
2022-08-17 2:54:32 PM  
Another flawless victory for Darwin
 
2022-08-17 2:55:43 PM  
At twenty five she wasn't a "girl" any longer.
 
2022-08-17 2:56:14 PM  
For whatever reason, I'm reminded of Death Wish movies, which in their later iterations always featured booby traps and when the bad guy gets blown up, Bronson delivers one of his catchprases.
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2022-08-17 2:57:20 PM  
I was spent at "influencer", but russian propaganda goon too? I feel like a younger man suddenly.
 
2022-08-17 2:57:38 PM  
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2022-08-17 2:57:50 PM  

Opacity: Her last words "be sure to like and subscribe"


Must be working, looks like she is really blowing up on social media.
 
2022-08-17 2:58:15 PM  
Propaganda propaganda...
 
2022-08-17 2:59:32 PM  
Dave Clark Five - Sha Na Na Hey Hey Goodbye
Youtube 1dairEdqdnY
 
2022-08-17 2:59:41 PM  
Not exactly a 'tiptoe through the tulips'.
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Now-now, Tim.
 
2022-08-17 3:00:20 PM  
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2022-08-17 3:01:56 PM  
This just in: New position open for the hit new show on Russia1. 'Dancing on the Mines'. No previous experience required. Body bag included.

Darwin smiles.
 
2022-08-17 3:02:42 PM  
Oof, died in hospital, so she likely had plenty of time to lament her choices.
 
2022-08-17 3:04:01 PM  

The Envoy: Oof, died in hospital, so she likely had plenty of time to lament her choices.


Think she did?
 
2022-08-17 3:05:15 PM  
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2022-08-17 3:06:06 PM  
That's pretty funny.
 
2022-08-17 3:06:34 PM  
Landmines are no laughing matter, assholes.
 
2022-08-17 3:06:38 PM  

anuran: At twenty five she wasn't a "girl" any longer.


Not a complete one anyway.
 
2022-08-17 3:07:19 PM  
The Kremlin-aligned outlet later reported that Suleymanova was allegedly a volunteer and "never cooperated with the TV channel."

So, they killed her and made up this story. The End.
 
2022-08-17 3:09:16 PM  
Whose landmine was it?
 
2022-08-17 3:10:14 PM  
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2022-08-17 3:11:06 PM  
What's Russian for FAFO?
 
2022-08-17 3:12:07 PM  

Flowery Twats: Landmines are no laughing matter, assholes.


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But they can be schadenfreude
 
2022-08-17 3:12:16 PM  

Flowery Twats: Landmines are no laughing matter, assholes.


Worst. Spaceballs. Quote. EVAR.
 
2022-08-17 3:12:47 PM  

noitsnot: Whose landmine was it?


Guess it was hers.
 
2022-08-17 3:15:01 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 640x320]


I run a jazz club, and your pic reminded me of one I took outside it in Spring

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2022-08-17 3:15:20 PM  
BOOM!!! goes the Ruski ...
 
2022-08-17 3:15:41 PM  

Flowery Twats: Landmines are no laughing matter, assholes.


Neither are her braids with hoop earrings in them. This woman was a monster.
 
2022-08-17 3:17:58 PM  
Details: According to information from the occupiers, she was either an employee of RT or carried the fake documents.
The Kremlin-aligned outlet later reported that Suleymanova was allegedly a volunteer and "never cooperated with the TV channel."


OK, none of those details actually make any sense. What fake documents? And even as a volunteer, don't you "cooperate" with the entity you're volunteering for? And if she's a volunteer, why distance yourself? They are still associated with your company. Is this some kind of weird Russian thing?
 
2022-08-17 3:20:25 PM  
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Russian warship "influencer": Go fark yourself.
 
2022-08-17 3:21:00 PM  
I caught that TV station when I was in Germany a couple years ago.  It was... surreal.
 
2022-08-17 3:21:51 PM  

Rapmaster2000: For whatever reason, I'm reminded of Death Wish movies, which in their later iterations always featured booby traps and when the bad guy gets blown up, Bronson delivers one of his catchprases.
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Watching Charles Bronson shuffle through a 50 year old movie playing a tough-guy is like watching doughy old George Reeves squeezing into tights to play Superman.
 
2022-08-17 3:22:17 PM  

Mikey1969: Details: According to information from the occupiers, she was either an employee of RT or carried the fake documents.
The Kremlin-aligned outlet later reported that Suleymanova was allegedly a volunteer and "never cooperated with the TV channel."

OK, none of those details actually make any sense. What fake documents? And even as a volunteer, don't you "cooperate" with the entity you're volunteering for? And if she's a volunteer, why distance yourself? They are still associated with your company. Is this some kind of weird Russian thing?


I'm reading it like she emailed RT once with "HEY GUISE! I'm totes gonna ship you content and get you views", then she got friendly with the local Orcs by saying she she was with RT and supplying documents to that effect in crayon
 
2022-08-17 3:24:44 PM  

Rapmaster2000: For whatever reason, I'm reminded of Death Wish movies, which in their later iterations always featured booby traps and when the bad guy gets blown up, Bronson delivers one of his catchprases.
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Fun fact: Charles Bronson family was of Lithuanian origin, and his father was a Lipka Tatar.
 
2022-08-17 3:25:05 PM  
The OP article is in the "Yahoo Sports!" category. Grimmest sport I've come across.
 
2022-08-17 3:27:51 PM  

OdradekRex: They denied she works for RT - so much for Workman's comp.


"Yeeaaah, walking outside of the white taped lane constitutes Frolic and Detour agency not in the scope of employment, so if you next of kin could agree to the Army arbitration board, that would be greeaaat."
 
2022-08-17 3:27:51 PM  
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2022-08-17 3:29:08 PM  
Mikey1969:OK, none of those details actually make any sense. What fake documents? And even as a volunteer, don't you "cooperate" with the entity you're volunteering for? And if she's a volunteer, why distance yourself? They are still associated with your company. Is this some kind of weird Russian thing?

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2022-08-17 3:29:12 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Rapmaster2000: For whatever reason, I'm reminded of Death Wish movies, which in their later iterations always featured booby traps and when the bad guy gets blown up, Bronson delivers one of his catchprases.
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Watching Charles Bronson shuffle through a 50 year old movie playing a tough-guy is like watching doughy old George Reeves squeezing into tights to play Superman.


What surprised me about charles bronson is that he was in his mid/late 60's in those death with movies. Compare that to the average guy his age in that era, like a wheezy lee marvin, and really the dude kept himself in shape.

hell, the dude was jacked in his 50's.

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2022-08-17 3:29:14 PM  

Flowery Twats: Landmines are no laughing matter, assholes.


In this instance, I'm going to have to disagree.
 
2022-08-17 3:33:06 PM  

noitsnot: Whose landmine was it?


Hers
 
2022-08-17 3:34:00 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: noitsnot: Whose landmine was it?

Guess it was hers.


I really gotta start reading these threads.
 
2022-08-17 3:36:35 PM  

phedex: Barricaded Gunman: Rapmaster2000: For whatever reason, I'm reminded of Death Wish movies, which in their later iterations always featured booby traps and when the bad guy gets blown up, Bronson delivers one of his catchprases.
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Watching Charles Bronson shuffle through a 50 year old movie playing a tough-guy is like watching doughy old George Reeves squeezing into tights to play Superman.

What surprised me about charles bronson is that he was in his mid/late 60's in those death with movies. Compare that to the average guy his age in that era, like a wheezy lee marvin, and really the dude kept himself in shape.

hell, the dude was jacked in his 50's.

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I gotta be honest, that photo alone makes me rethink my "CB was a wheezy old man" position.

But "George Reeves was a doughy old slug" is still a hill I'm willing to die on.
 
2022-08-17 3:38:17 PM  

Flowery Twats: Landmines are no laughing matter, assholes.


True enough. Which is how she managed to get killed by one. Maybe if she'd had a little more respect for them, and running around a war zone instead of trying to gin up support for a stalled war that has already killed more than all the years in Afghanistan, she might have lived to a ripe old age.

I reiterate, that she died as she lived: stupid.
 
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