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(Yahoo)   Ole Miss found their punter at a frat party. No word on if that guy was kicking the keg to win that roster spot   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Lane Kiffin, punter Charlie Pollock, Fraternities and sororities, frat party, Ole Miss' next punter, Monte Kiffin, frat house, Future  
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2022-08-17 3:02:13 PM  
It's like the Waterboy except it is the Fratboy.
 
2022-08-17 3:16:14 PM  

kdawg7736: It's like the Waterboy except it is the Fratboy.


I watched a bit of The Waterboy last week and mused about how much NIL money some High Quality H2O company would throw at him.
 
2022-08-17 3:47:59 PM  
The writer of the article left out the entire context of this. Years ago Tennessee needed a kicker and found one at a campus party an hour before kick off. This was during the embarrassing Dooley years. Kiffin's comment was a jab at the Vols. Not sure why this was left out of the article.

Context:
"We didn't have a kicker," Dooley said. "And we had to make a call to the frat house. This is no lie. We called the frat house and had a policeman go get him...Let's get a call to Brodus...and it's a good thing he wasn't having too much Saturday afternoon (fun). I told the coaches, 'Hey, an intoxicated Brodus is better than nobody...Just get him here and we'll do a Breathalyzer. Fortunately, he didn't have anything bad."
 
2022-08-17 4:21:35 PM  
Lane Kiffin found him while Kiffen was doing a keg stand
 
2022-08-17 4:22:16 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: The writer of the article left out the entire context of this. Years ago Tennessee needed a kicker and found one at a campus party an hour before kick off. This was during the embarrassing Dooley years. Kiffin's comment was a jab at the Vols. Not sure why this was left out of the article.

Context:
"We didn't have a kicker," Dooley said. "And we had to make a call to the frat house. This is no lie. We called the frat house and had a policeman go get him...Let's get a call to Brodus...and it's a good thing he wasn't having too much Saturday afternoon (fun). I told the coaches, 'Hey, an intoxicated Brodus is better than nobody...Just get him here and we'll do a Breathalyzer. Fortunately, he didn't have anything bad."


Good man. Thank you.
 
2022-08-17 4:40:29 PM  
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2022-08-17 5:10:43 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: The writer of the article left out the entire context of this. Years ago Tennessee needed a kicker and found one at a campus party an hour before kick off. This was during the embarrassing Dooley years. Kiffin's comment was a jab at the Vols. Not sure why this was left out of the article.

Context:
"We didn't have a kicker," Dooley said. "And we had to make a call to the frat house. This is no lie. We called the frat house and had a policeman go get him...Let's get a call to Brodus...and it's a good thing he wasn't having too much Saturday afternoon (fun). I told the coaches, 'Hey, an intoxicated Brodus is better than nobody...Just get him here and we'll do a Breathalyzer. Fortunately, he didn't have anything bad."


I'll say that, in fairness, there's no reason anyone should be expected to know that backstory offhand, although knowledge of it certainly makes the story much more interesting and rich.

Like, that's some real deep-cut shiat over a "story" that really doesn't merit any research.
 
2022-08-17 6:40:34 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: The writer of the article left out the entire context of this. Years ago Tennessee needed a kicker and found one at a campus party an hour before kick off. This was during the embarrassing Dooley years. Kiffin's comment was a jab at the Vols. Not sure why this was left out of the article.

Context:
"We didn't have a kicker," Dooley said. "And we had to make a call to the frat house. This is no lie. We called the frat house and had a policeman go get him...Let's get a call to Brodus...and it's a good thing he wasn't having too much Saturday afternoon (fun). I told the coaches, 'Hey, an intoxicated Brodus is better than nobody...Just get him here and we'll do a Breathalyzer. Fortunately, he didn't have anything bad."


Yeah, this is some lazy writing.

Who knows if it was Kiffin himself who walked into the frat house to recruit Pollock.

Kiffin recruited him when he entered the transfer portal after the 2020 season.  He almost committed to South Carolina before picking Nevada (and given Muschamp went down in flames, that was probably a good call).  Dude was something like the 12-ranked punter in the country in his recruiting class.  He's not some unknown quantity.
 
2022-08-17 8:34:07 PM  
Okay, who is starring as the punter in the inevitable movie based on a true story?  And what is the movie title?
 
2022-08-17 9:11:32 PM  

JJRRutgers: Okay, who is starring as the punter in the inevitable movie based on a true story?  And what is the movie title?


Clearly, the title should be Kicked.
 
2022-08-17 9:38:13 PM  
College kickers:   the best reason to never bet on college fb.
 
2022-08-17 11:56:06 PM  
That's the same place I found his mother.
Go Dores!
 
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