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(Fox 31 Denver)   Colorado is the *twitch* nation's *twitch* cocaine capital *sniff sniff*   (kdvr.com) divider line
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2022-08-17 3:36:30 PM  
Is DFW the meth capital?
 
2022-08-17 3:37:29 PM  
Jr. seen eying move to Colorado.
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2022-08-17 3:38:52 PM  

bigdog1960: Is DFW the meth capital?


Wife is therapist in dfw. Upper class meth use is very common. It keeps them up for the day drinking.
 
2022-08-17 3:39:01 PM  
Do the cartels make pumpkin spice coke to really get the suburban basic white girl market?
 
2022-08-17 3:39:43 PM  
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2022-08-17 3:41:43 PM  
They hide it up in Telluride.
 
2022-08-17 3:42:20 PM  
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2022-08-17 3:42:30 PM  
...and here I am trying to explain to the kids that all that white stuff on the ground isn't snow, but they keep playing in it anyway...
 
2022-08-17 3:47:19 PM  
uhhhh maybe a little edit for better truth on this:

% of 12+ population that used "cocaine" in the past year


in the last few years really, yeah sure that's 'cocaine' you got yourself there, yeah sure you keep telling yourself that, but it's not what the lab says you been snorting.
 
2022-08-17 3:50:22 PM  
Rocky mountain high
 
2022-08-17 3:54:07 PM  
"We told you marijuana was a gateway drug!" - Anti-marijuana people
 
2022-08-17 3:54:44 PM  

Walker: "We told you marijuana was a gateway drug!" - Anti-marijuana people


Know what the biggest gateway drug is?  Sugar.
 
2022-08-17 3:55:34 PM  
Duh, the state is covered in white powder.

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2022-08-17 3:55:53 PM  
They don't call it "Cocorado" for nothing.  Actually no one calls it that.
 
2022-08-17 3:55:57 PM  
New or Original?

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2022-08-17 4:00:51 PM  
Lots of unaccompanied suit cases used to fly out of a certain airport in Utah for whatever reason. I guess in the age of FedEx you don't really need to depend on a bunch of airport workers looking the other way all day every day and can operate from wherever you like.
 
2022-08-17 4:01:14 PM  
🎵 Sold My House
Sold My Car
Lost My Job
Cocaine 🎵
 
2022-08-17 4:01:16 PM  
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But this dude hasn't lived there for 17 years.
 
2022-08-17 4:16:01 PM  
Aspen is the cocaine capital of the world.
 
2022-08-17 4:20:45 PM  
Bumps and jumps!
 
2022-08-17 4:24:02 PM  
They call it snow.
 
2022-08-17 4:24:37 PM  

HempHead: Aspen is the cocaine capital of the world.


I was wondering what my weekend plans were going to involve. Aspen is only 6 hours away. Thanks!
 
2022-08-17 4:26:03 PM  
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2022-08-17 4:28:25 PM  
Well, yeah. The cool radio station in Denver used to be KILO.

/really
 
2022-08-17 4:30:21 PM  

Gawdzila: Duh, the state is covered in white powder.

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And then there's Boulder.

"It's so beautiful how the clouds roll in over the mountains every morning here."
"Those aren't clouds..."
 
2022-08-17 4:32:27 PM  
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2022-08-17 4:32:38 PM  
Lots of folks retiring to Colorado, makes sense.
 
2022-08-17 4:33:59 PM  
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2022-08-17 4:38:26 PM  

RaptorLC: Gawdzila: Duh, the state is covered in white powder.

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And then there's Boulder.

"It's so beautiful how the clouds roll in over the mountains every morning here."
"Those aren't clouds..."


Yeah, I went to CU in the 80s.  This is not news.  Robert Redford's son in law got shot ded over a bad coke deal while I was there.  Half my roommates were varsity football players, and that team was powder-fueled.

On the social scene, if you wanted to get laid, you either had to have cocaine in your pocket, or be into hippy chicks.

I was a pothead, not a coke fiend (and a broke in-state student) so the choice was obvious.

/now I have a thing for gals with axillary hair
//not maxillary
///don't get them confused
 
2022-08-17 4:48:18 PM  
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2022-08-17 4:49:46 PM  
IDK why people say cocaine is so bad i mean have you ever tried it? it's really fun and it's relatively inexpensive. I know a guy who works on wallstreet and he has a mansion and he smokes pot i mean does coke. I went to his house one time and he tried to bet me $500 that i couldn't beat him in a swim race but i didn't think it was fair because i'm like a DOLPHIN! Gaduge! he insisted but i was like ok i'll just swim butterfly and i still kicked his ass. I was like "cough it up rich boy!" he didn't take it too well he grabbed his samurai sword and started chopping lawn furniture. I thought it would be good to gtfo so we went to a friends house who has a recording studio and we recorded this jam is was soooo dope. Sticky Skillz was there and he was rocking some funky trombone. And remember that super fine girl barbara? she had those smokey eyes (and some tigoles) we went back to my house and were banging until the sun came up and i was like "shiat i have to work in 15 minutes!" Oh man I was a wreck at work that day. I had to pinch my own sac to stay awake in a meeting. IDK why people say pinching your sac is so bad i mean have you ever tried it? it's a great way to stay awake when you're driving or watching the kids. I know a guy who is a coder and he has a Lamborghini and he does coke I mean pinches his sac. I went to his condo one time and he tried to bet me $1000 that i couldn't hold my breath longer than him but i didn't think it was fair because i'm like a SEA TURRLE! Bam! he insisted but i was like ok i'll just half-ass it and i still whupped his butt. I was like "show me the money!" he didn't take it too well he grabbed his viking battle axe and started hacking at garden gnomes. I thought it best we be out so we went to a buddy's who had an art studio. Schlebby Pelts was there and he was painting a sick-ass mural. And do you recollect a dashing damsel named Persephone with the long hair (and a gadunkadunk)  we went back to her place and raw dogged for hours and i was like "shiat i have to be at the gym in 26 minutes!" Holy crap was I worthless at the gym that day. I had to inject heroin into my dick just to get through my spin class. IDK why people say injecting heroin into your dick is so bad i mean have you ever tried it?
 
2022-08-17 4:51:36 PM  
Well they DO like skiing...
 
2022-08-17 4:51:49 PM  
If you're*twitching* on cocaine, guess what? It wasn't cocaine.
 
2022-08-17 5:03:41 PM  

mufhugger: IDK why people say cocaine is so bad i mean have you ever tried it? it's really fun and it's relatively inexpensive. I know a guy who works on wallstreet and he has a mansion and he smokes pot i mean does coke. I went to his house one time and he tried to bet me $500 that i couldn't beat him in a swim race but i didn't think it was fair because i'm like a DOLPHIN! Gaduge! he insisted but i was like ok i'll just swim butterfly and i still kicked his ass. I was like "cough it up rich boy!" he didn't take it too well he grabbed his samurai sword and started chopping lawn furniture. I thought it would be good to gtfo so we went to a friends house who has a recording studio and we recorded this jam is was soooo dope. Sticky Skillz was there and he was rocking some funky trombone. And remember that super fine girl barbara? she had those smokey eyes (and some tigoles) we went back to my house and were banging until the sun came up and i was like "shiat i have to work in 15 minutes!" Oh man I was a wreck at work that day. I had to pinch my own sac to stay awake in a meeting. IDK why people say pinching your sac is so bad i mean have you ever tried it? it's a great way to stay awake when you're driving or watching the kids. I know a guy who is a coder and he has a Lamborghini and he does coke I mean pinches his sac. I went to his condo one time and he tried to bet me $1000 that i couldn't hold my breath longer than him but i didn't think it was fair because i'm like a SEA TURRLE! Bam! he insisted but i was like ok i'll just half-ass it and i still whupped his butt. I was like "show me the money!" he didn't take it too well he grabbed his viking battle axe and started hacking at garden gnomes. I thought it best we be out so we went to a buddy's who had an art studio. Schlebby Pelts was there and he was painting a sick-ass mural. And do you recollect a dashing damsel named Persephone with the long hair (and a gadunkadunk)  we went back to her place and raw dogged for hours and ...


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2022-08-17 5:16:21 PM  
Hasn't this been true for decades? Criminy sakes, I'm old enough to remember Claudine Longet's killing of Spider Sabich, this allegedly while she was under the influence of the powder that made Aspen famous.
 
2022-08-17 5:26:39 PM  
FTFA: Of the state's population aged 18 and older, 48.35% said they perceive great risk from monthly cocaine use.

I gotta be honest, I don't think most things, if you do them once a month, are gonna make much of a difference in your overall health. The relative toxicity of even some pretty hard drugs, if you're considering it just a once a month thing, and not a huge binge at that point, isn't gonna be enough to do a ton to your overall health outlook. The main danger of drugs is that people will enjoy them so much that they're gonna use them far more frequently... but that's kind of the danger of lots of things, that if you don't practice moderation, that too much of anything is gonna be bad for you.

I'm not a toxicologist, but... I think the framing of the question is sort of misleading in and of itself..
 
2022-08-17 5:35:16 PM  

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I want my $2
 
2022-08-17 5:38:41 PM  

loki see loki do: Well, yeah. The cool radio station in Denver used to be KILO.

/really


kilo943.com

FM radio frequency 94.3, changed to call sign KILO around 1979, still around but actually based in Colorado Springs.
 
2022-08-17 5:46:07 PM  
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2022-08-17 5:47:01 PM  

loki see loki do: Well, yeah. The cool radio station in Denver used to be KILO.

/really


Colorado Springs.
 
2022-08-17 5:47:51 PM  
And you thought people went to Colorado to ski.

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2022-08-17 6:05:10 PM  
I saw him perform live here in Denver a few months ago. ;)


Stephen Lynch - Cocaine (LIVE)
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2022-08-17 6:15:40 PM  

PvtStash: uhhhh maybe a little edit for better truth on this:

% of 12+ population that used "cocaine" in the past year


in the last few years really, yeah sure that's 'cocaine' you got yourself there, yeah sure you keep telling yourself that, but it's not what the lab says you been snorting.


Well I mean some percentage of it probably is... law of averages and all that
 
2022-08-17 6:19:35 PM  
So basically nothing has changed in the last 20 years?

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2022-08-17 6:51:27 PM  
Based on the last video rant we got from him, I'm pretty sure that the cocaine capital of the nation is whatever city Cokehead Junior is currently in.
 
2022-08-17 6:53:10 PM  
50 State Stereotypes (in 2 minutes)
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2022-08-17 9:00:14 PM  

NephilimNexus: So basically nothing has changed in the last 20 years?

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My friend works for CDPHE (the actual name of the department) and we're getting a kick out of it.
 
2022-08-17 9:16:27 PM  

mufhugger: IDK why people say injecting heroin into your dick is so bad i mean have you ever tried it?


Of course not, that's gross

/not my OWN dick geez
 
2022-08-18 7:08:28 AM  
"According to the survey, 2.24% of Colorado's population aged 12 and older reported using cocaine in the past year."

Yeah, I am sure the US Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico is much higher, where a large part of the cocaine that comes to the US goes through. Last time I was in St. Thomas I had two separate people offer me kilos of cocaine for $8k each delivered to Miami.
 
2022-08-18 4:04:49 PM  

johnphantom: "According to the survey, 2.24% of Colorado's population aged 12 and older reported using cocaine in the past year."

Yeah, I am sure the US Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico is much higher, where a large part of the cocaine that comes to the US goes through. Last time I was in St. Thomas I had two separate people offer me kilos of cocaine for $8k each delivered to Miami.


Can you get next day delivery with Prime tho?
 
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