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2022-08-17 10:57:45 AM  
Apparently Wegner's broke Original.
 
2022-08-17 12:19:24 PM  

Pavia_Resistance: Apparently Wegner's broke Original.


This must be the one they're referring to:

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2022-08-17 12:44:37 PM  
I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.
 
2022-08-17 2:59:58 PM  
Oz should fire his social media team, because I think they're working for fetterman.
 
2022-08-17 3:00:36 PM  
The only way they could make this look less professionally shot is if they deliberately tried to make it look poorly shot
 
2022-08-17 3:00:59 PM  

Shostie: I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.


Maybe they are for his dressage horses.
 
2022-08-17 3:01:32 PM  

Shostie: I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.


I'm still wondering wtf his plan was for the asparagus. Do rich people eat raw asparagus?
 
2022-08-17 3:02:06 PM  

extrafancy: Shostie: I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.

Maybe they are for his dressage horses.


...are you saying he married a horse?
 
2022-08-17 3:02:16 PM  
Stop handling that stuff if you aren't planning on buying it.  There's a pandemic still on "doctor."
 
2022-08-17 3:02:22 PM  
One of the first replies I saw. The local union is getting in on throwing shade:
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2022-08-17 3:03:01 PM  

extrafancy: Shostie: I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.

Maybe they are for his dressage horses.


Is that what we are calling the Trump/Oz crossover voters nows?
 
2022-08-17 3:03:05 PM  
It's great that the Wegman's account is endorsing Fetterman. Would have expected them to stay out of politics.
 
2022-08-17 3:03:09 PM  
I wonder if the market gave them permission to film there. They most likely didn't.
 
2022-08-17 3:03:39 PM  

Shostie: I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.


Or one big pot roast with a few pounds of potatoes, onions, a ton of beef stock, salt, pepper, garlic, rosemary, parsley and thyme, cooked slowly all day till it melts in your mouth.

And, yeah, some leftover carrots for a veggie tray...whatever.
 
2022-08-17 3:03:46 PM  

Brat E. Pants: Shostie: I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.

I'm still wondering wtf his plan was for the asparagus. Do rich people eat raw asparagus?


You can use it on a veggie tray, but you have to blanch it.
 
2022-08-17 3:03:56 PM  

Brat E. Pants: Shostie: I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.

I'm still wondering wtf his plan was for the asparagus. Do rich people eat raw asparagus?


I had the same question. I've never seen raw asparagus on a veggie tray. Maybe I need to be in a different tax bracket before they magically appear.
 
2022-08-17 3:04:46 PM  

wax_on: It's great that the Wegman's account is endorsing Fetterman. Would have expected them to stay out of politics.


They're always involved in politics. They're consistently a top 100 company to work for too
 
2022-08-17 3:04:59 PM  
I hate to play on stereotypes, but his target audience once got mad that Obama mentioned arugula. He should have been crying about the price of store brand soda and off brand bacon.
 
2022-08-17 3:05:26 PM  

Brat E. Pants: Shostie: I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.

I'm still wondering wtf his plan was for the asparagus. Do rich people eat raw asparagus?


Imagine the farts from that and all the raw broccoli.
 
2022-08-17 3:06:30 PM  

wax_on: It's great that the Wegman's account is endorsing Fetterman. Would have expected them to stay out of politics.


Nobody likes oz. Nobody.
He should concede the race to fetterman right now.
 
2022-08-17 3:07:00 PM  

Cafe Threads: Pavia_Resistance: Apparently Wegner's broke Original.

This must be the one they're referring to:

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Only supermarket in PA to have tequila!
 
2022-08-17 3:07:27 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: I hate to play on stereotypes, but his target audience once got mad that Obama mentioned arugula. He should have been crying about the price of store brand soda and off brand bacon.


But he's so wealthy he doesn't know what that is. He didn't even know the name of the store
 
2022-08-17 3:07:32 PM  

Shostie: I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.


Carrots and blue cheese dressing is my favorite. Who the fark likes broccoli let alone raw?
 
2022-08-17 3:07:48 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Brat E. Pants: Shostie: I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.

I'm still wondering wtf his plan was for the asparagus. Do rich people eat raw asparagus?

You can use it on a veggie tray, but you have to blanch it.


Asparagus is great for making quick refrigerator pickles for your sharcutee charcutty char.. cheeses and meats tray.
 
2022-08-17 3:07:59 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Brat E. Pants: Shostie: I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.

I'm still wondering wtf his plan was for the asparagus. Do rich people eat raw asparagus?

You can use it on a veggie tray, but you have to blanch it.


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2022-08-17 3:08:20 PM  

bigdog1960: Shostie: I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.

Carrots and blue cheese dressing is my favorite. Who the fark likes broccoli let alone raw?


Need wings with those things
 
2022-08-17 3:08:26 PM  

Pharmdawg: Shostie: I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.

Or one big pot roast with a few pounds of potatoes, onions, a ton of beef stock, salt, pepper, garlic, rosemary, parsley and thyme, cooked slowly all day till it melts in your mouth.

And, yeah, some leftover carrots for a veggie tray...whatever.


You still wouldn't use 5 farking pounds of carrots for that. Maybe 5 whole carrots, but that's it. I want to see the size of your crockpot, buddy.
 
2022-08-17 3:08:32 PM  
Even NewsMax was making fun of him (to his face) but someone needs to make fun of them too, because they said he was really at Wegman's, he was not.

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2022-08-17 3:08:50 PM  

HempHead: Rapmaster2000: Brat E. Pants: Shostie: I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.

I'm still wondering wtf his plan was for the asparagus. Do rich people eat raw asparagus?

You can use it on a veggie tray, but you have to blanch it.

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Blanche no!
 
2022-08-17 3:08:52 PM  

xsarien: Brat E. Pants: Shostie: I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.

I'm still wondering wtf his plan was for the asparagus. Do rich people eat raw asparagus?

I had the same question. I've never seen raw asparagus on a veggie tray. Maybe I need to be in a different tax bracket before they magically appear.


I've also never seen a veggie tray include salsa or guac, but maybe I've just been sheltered by us Southerner's tendency to dip ANYTHING in ranch dressing?
 
2022-08-17 3:08:56 PM  
Does clothes aint doing anything for you, great-grandpa, where's your belt cell phone holster?
 
2022-08-17 3:09:15 PM  

Brat E. Pants: Shostie: I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.

I'm still wondering wtf his plan was for the asparagus. Do rich people eat raw asparagus?


No kidding, we (me and my old lady) wondered the same thing. I don't even like cooked asparagus. Has he ever gone shopping before?
 
2022-08-17 3:09:52 PM  
Raw asparagus on the crudités is really amazing.
 
2022-08-17 3:09:53 PM  

Brat E. Pants: I'm still wondering wtf his plan was for the asparagus. Do rich people eat raw asparagus?


You can use raw asparagus in a salad, and it's not bad... but why would you when you can hit it with avocado oil and salt, and grill it? Any other asparagus preparation is second-best.
 
2022-08-17 3:10:18 PM  

bigdog1960: Shostie: I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.

Carrots and blue cheese dressing is my favorite. Who the fark likes broccoli let alone raw?


I love broccoli.
 
2022-08-17 3:11:13 PM  

Walker: Even NewsMax was making fun of him (to his face) but someone needs to make fun of them too, because they said he was really at Wegman's, he was not.

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2022-08-17 3:11:41 PM  

Weaver95: wax_on: It's great that the Wegman's account is endorsing Fetterman. Would have expected them to stay out of politics.

Nobody likes oz. Nobody.
He should concede the race to fetterman right now.


Nooo... he needs to embrace his position as Albatross around the neck of all R candidates.

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2022-08-17 3:11:52 PM  

bigdog1960: Carrots and blue cheese dressing is my favorite. Who the fark likes broccoli let alone raw?


I'll eat raw broccoli all day, especially with any sort of creamy dip. Bleu cheese, French onion, a spinach dip... all day.
 
2022-08-17 3:12:13 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Brat E. Pants: Shostie: I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.

I'm still wondering wtf his plan was for the asparagus. Do rich people eat raw asparagus?

You can use it on a veggie tray, but you have to blanch it.


I don't want anything with ladybugs on it.
 
2022-08-17 3:13:02 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: bigdog1960: Shostie: I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.

Carrots and blue cheese dressing is my favorite. Who the fark likes broccoli let alone raw?

I love broccoli.


good for you
 
2022-08-17 3:13:13 PM  
Tell me you never put together a veggie try without telling me you never put together a veggie try.

One or two carrots, two stalks of celery, half a cucumber, half a head of broccoli, half cup of humus and a half cup of guac. It will probably have about $5 of food on the try and still have a well stocked vegetable bin in his frig.
 
2022-08-17 3:13:25 PM  

Pharmdawg: Shostie: I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.

Or one big pot roast with a few pounds of potatoes, onions, a ton of beef stock, salt, pepper, garlic, rosemary, parsley and thyme, cooked slowly all day till it melts in your mouth.

And, yeah, some leftover carrots for a veggie tray...whatever.


Are you cooking that pot roast in your bathtub?
 
2022-08-17 3:13:33 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: I hate to play on stereotypes, but his target audience once got mad that Obama mentioned arugula. He should have been crying about the price of store brand soda and off brand bacon.


He is probably unaware what a "store brand" is, considering he doesn't even know the name of the supermarket he was physically inside. He was probably still in shock seeing unprepared food. The stuff his servants bring him to eat is already a finished product.
 
2022-08-17 3:13:36 PM  

wax_on: It's great that the Wegman's account is endorsing Fetterman. Would have expected them to stay out of politics.


The beauty of it is that this isn't a political message. It's just selling tequila and veggies. Throwing the perfect shade isn't recognizable outside of context.
 
2022-08-17 3:14:36 PM  

abbarach: xsarien: Brat E. Pants: Shostie: I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.

I'm still wondering wtf his plan was for the asparagus. Do rich people eat raw asparagus?

I had the same question. I've never seen raw asparagus on a veggie tray. Maybe I need to be in a different tax bracket before they magically appear.

I've also never seen a veggie tray include salsa or guac, but maybe I've just been sheltered by us Southerner's tendency to dip ANYTHING in ranch dressing?


Pacific Northwest- Never seen salsa involved but have seen guac in the tray and in separate containers right next to the trays. If i'm dipping raw vegetables in something you southerners do it correct.
 
2022-08-17 3:14:59 PM  
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2022-08-17 3:15:26 PM  
I have been wanting to comment on this for some time.

There is a Duckman episode in which he tries to spy on his son Ajax. His partner, a pig named Cornfed who is obviously much more educated, erudite and cultured than Duckman, says that he brought some "crudite". The (minor) joke being that they are ordinary carrot and celery sticks in a lunchbox.

Beyond that use in a cartoon from 1994, I have never heard anyone use the word crudite and i have attended everyhoity-toity academic functions and embassy events filled with posers and pretenders imagniable. So, when hearing Doctor Oz say the word for a campaign ad months ago as this ad was prior to the primary, i thought "Who the fark does this guy think he is kidding? it's called a vegetable tray!"

/take that charcuterie board where the sun don't shine to Dr. Oz..

// La-dee-da a garage fancy French man. it's a car hole.
 
2022-08-17 3:16:37 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: bigdog1960: Shostie: I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.

Carrots and blue cheese dressing is my favorite. Who the fark likes broccoli let alone raw?

I love broccoli.


Broccoli is great. Don't cook it until it is mush. A little lemon on top.

/don't much like it raw
//'don't cook it until it is mush' is good advice for any veggie
///three slashies for steaming and blanching
 
2022-08-17 3:16:55 PM  

Weaver95: Oz should fire his social media team, because I think they're working for fetterman.


No, that's okay, let them stay.
 
2022-08-17 3:16:57 PM  

Rent Party: Pharmdawg: Shostie: I'm still stuck on how he grabs a FIVE POUND bag of carrots for his veggie tray.

For Farkers in other countries that don't use Imperial measurements, that is an Absolute F*ckload of carrots. Enough for several, several, several veggie trays.

Or one big pot roast with a few pounds of potatoes, onions, a ton of beef stock, salt, pepper, garlic, rosemary, parsley and thyme, cooked slowly all day till it melts in your mouth.

And, yeah, some leftover carrots for a veggie tray...whatever.

Are you cooking that pot roast in your bathtub?


Only salads.
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