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(Japan Today)   Self-professed yakuza and presumably licensed electrician popped for attempted pilfering of ATM from post office in Mie Prefecture. "It is believed the two gave up midway during the heist"   (japantoday.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Mie Prefecture, Yokkaichi City, self-professed member of the Yamaguchi-gumi, Ise, Mie, monetary loss, post office, Police, member of a yakuza syndicate  
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1284 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Aug 2022 at 11:50 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-17 11:24:40 AM  
I'm sure he had plenty of these on hand:

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2022-08-17 11:52:08 AM  

flucto: I'm sure he had plenty of these on hand:

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😂 Jen, you can't just be dropping TFD in-jokes on the liters like this.
 
2022-08-17 11:57:03 AM  
Yamaguchi-gumi? No man, I said I'm down with Yamaguchi GUMMIES. The THC content is through the roof... I'm so farking high right now
 
2022-08-17 12:04:17 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: flucto: I'm sure he had plenty of these on hand:

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😂 Jen, you can't just be dropping TFD in-jokes on the liters like this.


Couldn't resist. At least like 18 people will be amused....
 
2022-08-17 12:07:26 PM  
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2022-08-17 12:10:55 PM  
This guy knows their pain

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2022-08-17 12:12:02 PM  
Should have embraced The Way of The Househusband.
 
2022-08-17 12:12:49 PM  
He was attempting the old four-finger discount.
 
2022-08-17 12:12:57 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: flucto: I'm sure he had plenty of these on hand:

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😂 Jen, you can't just be dropping TFD in-jokes on the liters like this.


Could you explain it to my friend? He is too poor to spend $5.
 
2022-08-17 12:16:38 PM  
The first rule of Yakuza is: no one talks about Yaukuza.

The second rule of Yakuza is: no one fails Yaukuza.

The third rule of Yaukuza is: I have seven more rules of Yaukuza to go.

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2022-08-17 12:16:43 PM  
Were their surnames Nagumo and Kondo by any chance?
 
2022-08-17 12:17:14 PM  
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2022-08-17 12:17:47 PM  
Yakuza does temp to hire? Good to know. The whole blood in blood out requirement was a bit of a dealbreaker for me.
 
2022-08-17 12:18:06 PM  

KB202: Should have embraced The Way of The Househusband.


Literally just got the 8th book yesterday.
 
2022-08-17 12:18:46 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: flucto: I'm sure he had plenty of these on hand:

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😂 Jen, you can't just be dropping TFD in-jokes on the liters like this.

Could you explain it to my friend? He is too poor to spend $5.


A certain "TFette," as we call them, was once stationed in Japan in the military or maybe the State Department. She recounted an especially amusing story wherein her boss took her, and I think others, to a Yakuza-run live sex place where she almost got her fingers cut off for smoking. One prominent feature of the place was that non-Gaijin customers were allowed to digitally penetrate the strippers but only after using little rags provided to clean their fingers. On TFD discussion of the events escalated, as things generally do, before devolving into a discussion of food.
 
2022-08-17 12:18:57 PM  
Oh no, mie prefecture!
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Sorry that's the first thing that came to my brain.
 
2022-08-17 12:21:02 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: He was attempting the old four-finger discount.


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2022-08-17 12:24:16 PM  

flucto: AppleOptionEsc: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: flucto: I'm sure he had plenty of these on hand:

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😂 Jen, you can't just be dropping TFD in-jokes on the liters like this.

Could you explain it to my friend? He is too poor to spend $5.

A certain "TFette," as we call them, was once stationed in Japan in the military or maybe the State Department. She recounted an especially amusing story wherein her boss took her, and I think others, to a Yakuza-run live sex place where she almost got her fingers cut off for smoking. One prominent feature of the place was that non-Gaijin customers were allowed to digitally penetrate the strippers but only after using little rags provided to clean their fingers. On TFD discussion of the events escalated, as things generally do, before devolving into a discussion of food.


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2022-08-17 12:30:29 PM  
Those guys need training. They should go to San Francisco, New York, or Chicago for proper training from the masters.
 
2022-08-17 12:35:07 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: flucto: I'm sure he had plenty of these on hand:

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😂 Jen, you can't just be dropping TFD in-jokes on the liters like this.

Could you explain it to my friend? He is too poor to spend $5.


It's $10 now.
 
2022-08-17 12:43:11 PM  

Cafe Threads: AppleOptionEsc: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: flucto: I'm sure he had plenty of these on hand:

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😂 Jen, you can't just be dropping TFD in-jokes on the liters like this.

Could you explain it to my friend? He is too poor to spend $5.

It's $10 now.


Thanks Obama!
 
2022-08-17 12:51:53 PM  
"It is believed the two gave up midway during the heist"

I always thought it was Admiral Yamamoto that gave up Midway, not the yakuza...
 
2022-08-17 1:22:45 PM  
...We're getting a sequel to Kung Fu Hustle?!

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2022-08-17 3:00:33 PM  
"It is believed that the two gave up midway during the heist."

"It is believed that the two Japanese Air Force and Navy gave up Midway during the heist air raid on the island."

///FTFY
 
2022-08-17 3:49:59 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Madman drummers bummers: He was attempting the old four-finger discount.

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Right you are, Ken
 
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