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(AP News)   The Devil went down to Georgia   (apnews.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Grand jury, Jury, Rudy Giuliani, United States presidential election, 2008, Lawyer, Judge, special grand jury, Donald Trump  
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3079 clicks; posted to Politics » on 17 Aug 2022 at 12:50 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-17 10:10:35 AM  
Guess Rudy finally caught that midnight train.

Or he just caught what the judge was putting down.

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2022-08-17 10:38:39 AM  
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2022-08-17 10:58:40 AM  
Every iteration of the Devil is cooler than Giuliani.
 
2022-08-17 11:24:37 AM  
Giuliani is more like Beelzebub.
 
2022-08-17 11:32:58 AM  
Looking for a soul to steal?
 
2022-08-17 12:26:22 PM  

kdawg7736: Looking for a soul to steal?


It's not as if he has one of his own.
 
2022-08-17 12:51:52 PM  
 
2022-08-17 12:51:55 PM  
She said "I got to go, but my friend can stick around"
 
2022-08-17 12:52:18 PM  

Jake Havechek: Giuliani is more like Beelzebub.


Bus to Beelzebub
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2022-08-17 12:52:21 PM  
This is a criminal investigation, correct?
 
2022-08-17 12:52:35 PM  

Cafe Threads: kdawg7736: Looking for a soul to steal?

It's not as if he has one of his own.


Hmmm.

He IS starting to look more and more like Count Orlock...you may be onto something.
 
2022-08-17 12:53:13 PM  
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2022-08-17 12:53:13 PM  
He's in a bind cause he's way behind.

Hope he's willing to make a deal.
 
2022-08-17 12:53:54 PM  

Mugato: Every iteration of the Devil is cooler than Giuliani.


Came here to say this.

Giuliani is more along the lines of Jubilex. And I am talking old school first edition D&D Monster Manual version.

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2022-08-17 12:54:37 PM  
What's a fifth of 9/11?
 
2022-08-17 12:55:00 PM  

Jake Havechek: Giuliani is more like Beelzebub.


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2022-08-17 12:55:11 PM  
Now we shall see just how many times "the fifth" can be said in a 24 hour period.
 
2022-08-17 12:55:25 PM  

RaptorLC: What's a fifth of 9/11?


9/55
 
2022-08-17 12:55:37 PM  

Jake Havechek: Giuliani is more like Beelzebub.


I was thinking a sweaty Nosferatu.
 
2022-08-17 12:55:48 PM  
But wait?! How did he make the trip? I thought he was too old or feeble or something?
 
2022-08-17 12:55:50 PM  
The Devil is competent, Subby.
 
2022-08-17 12:56:07 PM  
Rudy Giuliani faced questioning Wednesday before a special grand jury in Atlanta as a target of an investigation into attempts by former President Donald Trump and others to overturn his 2020 election defeat in Georgia.

I'm sure he'll take this news well.

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2022-08-17 12:56:23 PM  
Throw him under the jail.
 
2022-08-17 12:56:26 PM  

Blathering Idjut: This is a criminal investigation, correct?


And Rudy has been informed he is a target of said investigation.
 
2022-08-17 12:56:36 PM  

holdmybones: Jake Havechek: Giuliani is more like Beelzebub.

I was thinking a sweaty Nosferatu.


Golgothan.
 
2022-08-17 12:56:36 PM  
Frozen Pepto wrapped in grape leaves, with a mint chutney.  Served with a side of deep fried butterscotch candies, drizzled with soy sauce.
 
2022-08-17 12:56:37 PM  
When you say Devil per the headline, do you realize how little that narrows it down?
 
2022-08-17 12:56:43 PM  

kdawg7736: Looking for a soul to steal?


The Trumper went down to Georgia,
He was looking for a poll to steal.
He was in a bind, 'cause he was slightly behind,
And lookin' to make a deal.

=Smidge=
 
2022-08-17 12:57:18 PM  

Pharmdawg: Now we shall see just how many times "the fifth" can be said in a 24 hour period.


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2022-08-17 12:57:23 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Some pretty choice quotes from his former press sec in this article

"He knows that he concocted this scheme. He knows he lied for his client, and he knows we all know," Frydman told CNN. "I think, at this point in his life, his goal is to die a free man."


At this point, I'm fine with him just being dead.
 
2022-08-17 12:58:17 PM  

Peki: holdmybones: Jake Havechek: Giuliani is more like Beelzebub.

I was thinking a sweaty Nosferatu.

Golgothan.


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2022-08-17 12:59:38 PM  

zeroman987: Frozen Pepto wrapped in grape leaves, with a mint chutney.  Served with a side of deep fried butterscotch candies, drizzled with soy sauce.



Is that the special at Waffle House today?
 
2022-08-17 12:59:52 PM  
"In other news, Rudy Giuliani was seen wandering the streets of Tbilisi today, shouting at confused local residents about the whereabouts of the "courthouse" and locations of good brunch happy hours."
 
2022-08-17 12:59:52 PM  
The way these guys operate, he'll claim fifth amendment for every question. He is particularly stupid though, so maybe he thinks he'll be able to talk his way through this.
 
2022-08-17 1:00:16 PM  

I dont want to be on this planet anymore: Blathering Idjut: This is a criminal investigation, correct?

And Rudy has been informed he is a target of said investigation.


And please let him represent himself in any further legal proceedings, a lot of people could use the laughs.
 
2022-08-17 1:01:07 PM  
The devil went down to Georgia
He was looking for a soul to steal
He saw Rudy Colludy on the side of the road
And said, "No thanks. I'll pass."
 
2022-08-17 1:02:49 PM  

hubiestubert: Guess Rudy finally caught that midnight train.

Or he just caught what the judge was putting down.

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Rudy's not worried.

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2022-08-17 1:03:29 PM  
this week just keeps getting better and better.  what's next? is Roger stone gonna roll over on somebody?

is Jared gonna turn State's evidence?  will Lev Parnassus have his day in the sun?

its dizzying.
 
2022-08-17 1:03:32 PM  
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2022-08-17 1:05:44 PM  

killershark: The devil went down to Georgia
He was looking for a soul to steal
He saw Rudy Colludy on the side of the road
And said, "No thanks. I'll pass."


Fire in the dumpster
Hair dye runs
 
2022-08-17 1:10:43 PM  

mattj1984: But wait?! How did he make the trip? I thought he was too old or feeble or something?


Naw, Rudy is in peak condition. He handled that hit to the back like a linebacker when he got attacked from behind a few weeks back. Just ask him.
 
2022-08-17 1:13:02 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Some pretty choice quotes from his former press sec in this article

"He knows that he concocted this scheme. He knows he lied for his client, and he knows we all know," Frydman told CNN. "I think, at this point in his life, his goal is to die a free man."


Oh SNAP!   That's harsh.
 
2022-08-17 1:13:06 PM  
He is the depo expert:

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2022-08-17 1:20:04 PM  
Rudy showed up... but did his pants?
 
2022-08-17 1:20:06 PM  
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/got nothin'
 
2022-08-17 1:23:09 PM  
Sid Vicious' Corpse:
Rudy's not worried.

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If Rudy can play the fiddle
How's about a British jig and reel?

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2022-08-17 1:25:07 PM  
I mean...it's intriguing.

Rudy's exit strategies here seem to be either tell the truth or die before that can happen.
 
2022-08-17 1:30:26 PM  

Bot v2.38beta: Sid Vicious' Corpse:
Rudy's not worried.

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If Rudy can play the fiddle
How's about a British jig and reel?

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I got a detour first.

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2022-08-17 1:37:23 PM  
FTA- "They actually were passing a piece of candy."

How does the AP know this.  Usually when a news source tells us information like that it's in blue letters, includes a link.  I guess we'll just have to take their word for it

(I forgot.  We don't do actual journalism anymore)
 
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