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(The Takeout)   Now the Girl Scouts are leaning into digital cookies   (thetakeout.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Girl Scouts of the USA, Girl Scout cookie, new cookie offerings, Cookie, Raspberry Rally, annual thrill of these cookie announcements, different ways, beloved Thin Mints  
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390 clicks; posted to Food » on 17 Aug 2022 at 8:05 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-17 9:13:57 AM  
It's not unreasonable to say that the Girl Scouts of the USA might not even exist today without the quiet geniuses who churn out its new cookie offerings each year.

It's almost like the entire organization is nothing more than a front designed to allow corporate bakeries to earn money on the backs of child labor.
 
2022-08-17 9:51:23 AM  
I recommend the Samoa NFT. So good, and you can sell it to Elon Musk next year for $5 million.
 
2022-08-17 9:54:51 AM  
For anyone who wants to talk shiat about Girl Guides/Scouts:

'Mary Became a Concentration Camp Girl Guide'
 
2022-08-17 10:15:31 AM  
Neat,hopefully it lasts longer than the cranberry cookie from a couple years ago.
 
2022-08-17 10:30:28 AM  
Dear Girl Guides of America
Can you please teach Girl Guides of Canada how to sell cookies?
Sincerely i*want*thinmintz*'n*raspberry*cookies

Seriously up here we only get the old fashioned white and black sandwich cookies. And they're usually sold from a table at the entrance to Walmart.
 
2022-08-17 10:32:22 AM  
I'll be in Seattle next week.
Anyone know where I can get these in Seattle?
 
2022-08-17 10:55:35 AM  
Looking forward to these, as thin mints are my faves and I'm sure the GS aren't gonna settle w/ a crappy raspberry flavoring.
 
2022-08-17 12:39:13 PM  
GSA: Please sell cookies year round.

Signed,

Your local stoner
 
2022-08-17 3:03:34 PM  
That looks okay.
 
2022-08-17 7:52:22 PM  
I already have a ton of cookies on my computer
 
2022-08-17 8:21:10 PM  
you can place an order for direct shipment, thereby "enhancing girls' e-commerce sales and entrepreneurial skills,"

So, umm... how? Are the girls setting up their own individual online stores?

It's not unreasonable to say that the Girl Scouts of the USA might not even exist today without the quiet geniuses who churn out its new cookie offerings each year.

As far as I'm concerned, they haven't needed new cookie offerings since 1976 when the tagalong came out. Thin mints, tagalongs, and samoas are the only offerings I need.
 
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