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(An Umpire)   Ball three. Take your base   (thecomeback.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Baseball rules, Baseball, Baseball terminology, Major League Baseball, Los Angeles Angels, Seattle Mariners, Angels pitcher Jesse Chavez, ninth inning  
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751 clicks; posted to Sports » on 17 Aug 2022 at 9:05 AM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-17 7:25:43 AM  
6 votes:
...and this is why they want robots to be umpires.
 
2022-08-17 9:42:50 AM  
4 votes:

pastramithemosterotic: Robot umpires


Fatk it. Robot EVERYTHING.
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2022-08-17 10:04:28 AM  
2 votes:

montreal_medic: harleyquinnical: NeoCortex42: pastramithemosterotic: Robot umpires

Fatk it. Robot EVERYTHING.
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I probably would have loved this idea 30 years ago.

I still do

Or the substance abuse games- let them openly juice beyond any reasonable limit (more than they do now even) and let's see what a bunch of chemically maxed out superhumans can do - if they don't kill each other in a roid rage frenzy (which would also be fun to watch)


Sounds like the baseball version of NFL Blitz we all honestly need at this point in our lives.
 
2022-08-17 9:56:24 AM  
1 vote:

harleyquinnical: NeoCortex42: pastramithemosterotic: Robot umpires

Fatk it. Robot EVERYTHING.
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I probably would have loved this idea 30 years ago.


I still do

Or the substance abuse games- let them openly juice beyond any reasonable limit (more than they do now even) and let's see what a bunch of chemically maxed out superhumans can do - if they don't kill each other in a roid rage frenzy (which would also be fun to watch)
 
2022-08-17 10:04:12 AM  
1 vote:
Anything to cut down on the three hours of existential dread that is watching a baseball game.

One strike and you out, I say.  Who's with me?

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2022-08-17 10:24:10 AM  
1 vote:
Nate Bargatze approves.
 
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