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(Daily Record (UK))   You know what else climate change is going to do to the planet? It could force the Loch Ness Monster to go in search of food and lead to the discovery that it's real   (dailyrecord.co.uk) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Loch Ness Monster, effects of climate change, Loch Ness, Scottish Highlands, manager of the North Highland, climate change, Vice-chair Ben Leyshon, extreme weather events  
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2022-08-17 8:17:54 AM  
It will have to go many miles away.
 
2022-08-17 9:09:46 AM  
That doesn't make any sense. More likely the Loch Ness monster will have to accept dirty non-Scottish marine species laying claim to those cozy North Atlantic waters.
 
2022-08-17 9:13:38 AM  
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2022-08-17 9:15:13 AM  
Or it could just up and die in situ and lead to a massive algal bloom and prob a gnarly funk.
 
2022-08-17 9:18:15 AM  
Is there nothing "climate change" can't do?
 
2022-08-17 9:19:02 AM  
Not really, maybe when the skeletal remains are found in a dry lakebed. I love how people think the end result of a runaway hothouse effect is a slight difference in the weather.  Welcome to extinction, it's not going to be a fun TWD apocalypse where we shoot zombies (or blacks) surrounded by military weapons and hot bikini models, kiddo.
 
2022-08-17 9:20:00 AM  
Wasn't the Loch Ness monster popularized in the 1930s? Wouldn't it be dead from old age by now??
 
2022-08-17 9:26:08 AM  

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2022-08-17 9:27:19 AM  
I try to find something new to worry about every day.  Looks like I'm set for today!
 
2022-08-17 9:28:17 AM  
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2022-08-17 9:28:40 AM  
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2022-08-17 9:31:04 AM  
Nearly conclusive evidence, disbelievers:

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2022-08-17 9:33:18 AM  
In Search Of S01E20 7 06 1977 The Loch Ness Monster
Youtube MTj84blsF7I
 
2022-08-17 9:35:21 AM  
And Bigfoot will move to the city due to forest burning down in the heat.
 
2022-08-17 9:35:50 AM  
Climate change will look more like radioactive clouds soon.

Putin is well known for killing his enemies with radioactive substances and will claim his bombing nuclear reactors is not a "nuclear weapon" but more of an accident.
 
2022-08-17 9:36:16 AM  
Haggis? Yuck.
 
2022-08-17 9:38:24 AM  
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Jimmy Page lived next to the Loch Ness.
He will feed the monster. He knows what he likes to eat.
 
2022-08-17 9:38:40 AM  

UberDave: It will have to go many miles away.


Nicely done!
 
2022-08-17 9:39:13 AM  
In Search of Theme Song.
Youtube r_SAKcOuTpU


That video didn't have the cool theme song.
 
2022-08-17 9:48:14 AM  

Corn_Fed: Wasn't the Loch Ness monster popularized in the 1930s? Wouldn't it be dead from old age by now??


Not with Mezo Diet
 
2022-08-17 9:49:44 AM  
stewart lee loch ness monster
Youtube FzOv14fA-BI
 
2022-08-17 9:53:53 AM  

Jake Havechek: [YouTube video: In Search of Theme Song.]

That video didn't have the cool theme song.


In Search of and Ancient Mysteries are kind of my thing. I have watched every episode I could get my hands on. It's got great music.

Search for Shangri-La | Ancient Mysteries (S3, E9) | Full Episode
Youtube AQIRen4WwL4
 
2022-08-17 9:58:56 AM  

Corn_Fed: Wasn't the Loch Ness monster popularized in the 1930s? Wouldn't it be dead from old age by now??


Obviously it reproduced, duh.
 
2022-08-17 10:10:32 AM  
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2022-08-17 10:16:49 AM  
Great, now Nessie will start roaming the streets killing prostitutes again.  Thanks, Climate Change!

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2022-08-17 10:19:24 AM  
The joke's on them. The Loch Ness Monster moved out years ago, tired of the neighbors constantly spying on her.

With all the Scottish pirate treasure she'd collected off the bottom of the lake, she retired in Malibu as a wealthy recluse. She still entertained a select crowd of visitors and even took a few lovers, and without revealing too much, let's just say that Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg are secretly half-brothers and there's a very good reason they look like Sleestaks.
 
2022-08-17 10:24:52 AM  
People start disappearing. Police search for a serial killer or cult group but it's really Nessie in search of food. Cult classic film noir meets sci-fi horror.
 
2022-08-17 10:35:42 AM  
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2022-08-17 10:57:49 AM  
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2022-08-17 11:19:57 AM  
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2022-08-17 11:26:39 AM  
Well that's just great inent  it
 
2022-08-17 11:40:49 AM  

BigGrnEggGriller: Is there nothing "climate change" can't do?


Educate the wilfully ignorant?
 
2022-08-17 12:29:30 PM  
She left years ago bound for the island with Biggie, Tupac, and JFK riding on her back, carrying the plans for successful fusion and the cure for hangovers.
 
2022-08-17 12:41:54 PM  

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Don't you drink wee?

/yes I know what it really means
 
2022-08-17 5:27:37 PM  

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That video didn't have the cool theme song.


Look Around You: Ghosts Intro
Youtube -TGjSyYL8Oo
 
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