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(Salon)   Lord Vadgewattle has a Garland problem, and he's trying to get his lunatic bootlicks to take another fall for him   (salon.com) divider line
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2022-08-17 3:22:40 AM  
I hope most of them are facing enough legal jeopardy from J6 that they decide to let someone else handle this.
 
2022-08-17 4:56:29 AM  
This is not hidden from me. He's using the same moves, the same hateful rhetoric, and he's aiming it straight at the DoJ and FBI. Did he not notice how much trouble that has caused him? That is one very stupid, very entitled manchild.
 
2022-08-17 5:59:58 AM  
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2022-08-17 6:04:44 AM  
Supreme Court Justice Garland doesn't sound so bad now does it, Donny boy?
 
2022-08-17 6:07:50 AM  
Has he made the mistake of actually exhorting imminent violence?  Put his flabby ass in a cell.
 
2022-08-17 6:12:49 AM  
It's not the blustering attention whores that need watching. It's the quiet ones like Garland.
 
2022-08-17 6:17:17 AM  
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2022-08-17 6:20:18 AM  

bighairyguy: Supreme Court Justice Garland doesn't sound so bad now does it, Donny boy?


Fair point you make. But "... and the Emmy goes to 'The Apprentice'!" sounds even better. If that had happened, the last six years would have been SOOOO different.
 
2022-08-17 6:20:56 AM  
Considering how fast and how fatally the FBI shut down the attempts so far, I wonder how much enthusiasm there's going to be to continue, no matter how much Trump insinuates.

These are guys who shoot back, not a bunch of Congresspeople in suits, and their boy isn't in the White House calling the shots anymore.

And anyone stupid enough to try an Oklahoma City style assault better remember how fast public opinion turned on them after that one. Blow up a building full of kids to get the agents on the top floor, and be ready for the Wrath of God on your pointy little heads.
 
2022-08-17 6:24:03 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Considering how fast and how fatally the FBI shut down the attempts so far, I wonder how much enthusiasm there's going to be to continue, no matter how much Trump insinuates.

These are guys who shoot back, not a bunch of Congresspeople in suits, and their boy isn't in the White House calling the shots anymore.

And anyone stupid enough to try an Oklahoma City style assault better remember how fast public opinion turned on them after that one. Blow up a building full of kids to get the agents on the top floor, and be ready for the Wrath of God on your pointy little heads.


I'm not that optimistic. He'd call it a false flag and maybe there would be some hand wringing about the violence on both sides as Republicans keep yelling about how corrupt the DOJ and FBI are.
 
2022-08-17 6:28:20 AM  
Yeah, Donny, 'cos the US has such a long history of giving in to terrorists threats and demands.
 
2022-08-17 6:32:54 AM  
FTA: Then his team released the warrant to Breitbart before the DOJ had a chance to release it. By doing so, Trump made sure the version of the warrant that spread most rapidly was one featuring the unredacted names of the individual FBI agents involved in the search, putting them and their families in danger.

He just made it personal for these people. As soon as their spouses and kids start getting threats - and they probably already are - It'll put some real urgency on getting an indictment.

Stupid move, trying to flex on individual agents
 
2022-08-17 6:33:23 AM  
This bluster serves multiple purposes. It riles up his base, who are loving it just as primaries are in full swing. It puts pressure on the DoJ to come up with strong charges and not minor, more easily winnable ones. And it takes the heat off him pleading the fifth hundreds of times last week in a different matter.

He's not clever, he's not strategic, but every farking time seems to maintain just enough deniability to get away with disgraceful bullshiat.
 
2022-08-17 6:37:22 AM  

dionysusaur: Has he made the mistake of actually exhorting imminent violence?  Put his flabby ass in a cell.


Yup
Just one night. Just process him and hold him 23 hours.
The McDonald's breakfast won't be a problem for him, but his attitude will change juuust enough for a few less obstruction cases from the rest of the fascists.
 
2022-08-17 6:37:50 AM  
This is the thing.  Being happy that people started a riot for you and trying to join them to watch are dumb disgusting actions......but they aren't illegal.

Stop trying to arrest people for things that aren't crimes.  That makes you look worse than the guy you want to arrest (sure he's an idiot.  But u look like authoritarians)

Just beat them at the ballot box.
 
2022-08-17 6:40:25 AM  

Aussie_As: get away with disgraceful bullshiat.


Exactly.  He's dumb and disgraceful.  Literally the only way you could look worse than him is by look like evil authoritarians.

Stop doing that
 
2022-08-17 6:45:33 AM  
Just die, you wretched, old, worthless fark!  I don't care how.  Git 'er done!
 
2022-08-17 7:00:38 AM  
The flaw in his plan is the merciless warriors he's calling upon are going to type a good game on Gab and Truth, but when it comes time to storm the battlements, well, we're getting a new shipment of sorghum seed down what for the store, and, my sciatica and fibromyalgia have really been acting up since SSI-Disability denied my new Jazzy, but you can bet I'd be there if not for all them ANTIFAs
 
2022-08-17 7:02:29 AM  

vrax: Just die, you wretched, old, worthless fark!  I don't care how.  Git 'er done!


How in the hell this 'deep state' who has been trying to take down Trump hasn't figured out a way to make a morbidly obese, likely early-stage dementia-sufferer, 76 year old long haul COVID survivor who has the diet of an 8 year old given free reign at Hy-Vee with $50 and the exercise habits of a corpse:  This all powerful, oppressive deep state can't seem to make this guy 'accidentally' slip the mortal coil?

Trump's very lifestyle and his ability to let his physical being continually deteriorate has literally done 95% of the work - this is not a brain buster, 'Deep State'!?!?!?

/Srsly - if you exist....WTF?!?!?!?!?
//Waiting on a written invite or something, Deep State?
 
2022-08-17 7:05:13 AM  
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2022-08-17 7:05:39 AM  

EvilEgg: I hope most of them are facing enough legal jeopardy from J6 that they decide to let someone else handle this.


Good one.
 
2022-08-17 7:06:21 AM  

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Need a new version for 2022 where the red hat ends up dead right away.
 
2022-08-17 7:07:02 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Considering how fast and how fatally the FBI shut down the attempts so far, I wonder how much enthusiasm there's going to be to continue, no matter how much Trump insinuates.

These are guys who shoot back, not a bunch of Congresspeople in suits, and their boy isn't in the White House calling the shots anymore.

And anyone stupid enough to try an Oklahoma City style assault better remember how fast public opinion turned on them after that one. Blow up a building full of kids to get the agents on the top floor, and be ready for the Wrath of God on your pointy little heads.


There's a lot of terrorists in our military and even more that have left the military. If someone trained in this sort of thing decides to do something, it could turn out much worse
 
2022-08-17 7:10:51 AM  

LL316: Gyrfalcon: Considering how fast and how fatally the FBI shut down the attempts so far, I wonder how much enthusiasm there's going to be to continue, no matter how much Trump insinuates.

These are guys who shoot back, not a bunch of Congresspeople in suits, and their boy isn't in the White House calling the shots anymore.

And anyone stupid enough to try an Oklahoma City style assault better remember how fast public opinion turned on them after that one. Blow up a building full of kids to get the agents on the top floor, and be ready for the Wrath of God on your pointy little heads.

There's a lot of terrorists in our military and even more that have left the military. If someone trained in this sort of thing decides to do something, it could turn out much worse


Oh I don't doubt the incident would be bad, like OKC, but I doubt the world would unite behind THEM any more than Islam rose up behind some Saudi cavedwellers in Tora Bora after 9/11.
 
2022-08-17 7:13:29 AM  

GrizzlyPouch: Aussie_As: get away with disgraceful bullshiat.

Exactly.  He's dumb and disgraceful.  Literally the only way you could look worse than him is by look like evil authoritarians.

Stop doing that


Holy shiat, are you for real??  People like you exist?  fark....
 
2022-08-17 7:19:21 AM  
Contrary to what the writer of TFA asserts, Trump is *not* making implicit threats against the DOJ, the FBI, and the Biden administration.  Those threats are *explicit.*
 
2022-08-17 7:20:52 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Blow up a building full of kids to get the agents on the top floor, and be ready for the Wrath of God on your pointy little heads.


It's amazing how much this gets disseminated despite being completely wrong.

The Oklahoma City federal building was chosen specifically because it had children in the blast zone. They assassinated children in retaliation to the dead children at Ruby Ridge and Waco stand offs.
 
2022-08-17 7:21:50 AM  

GrizzlyPouch: Aussie_As: get away with disgraceful bullshiat.

Exactly.  He's dumb and disgraceful.  Literally the only way you could look worse than him is by look like evil authoritarians.

Stop doing that


You haven't even begun to see authoritarian. You pussy ass biatch.
 
2022-08-17 7:33:04 AM  

BeatrixK: vrax: Just die, you wretched, old, worthless fark!  I don't care how.  Git 'er done!

How in the hell this 'deep state' who has been trying to take down Trump hasn't figured out a way to make a morbidly obese, likely early-stage dementia-sufferer, 76 year old long haul COVID survivor who has the diet of an 8 year old given free reign at Hy-Vee with $50 and the exercise habits of a corpse:  This all powerful, oppressive deep state can't seem to make this guy 'accidentally' slip the mortal coil?

Trump's very lifestyle and his ability to let his physical being continually deteriorate has literally done 95% of the work - this is not a brain buster, 'Deep State'!?!?!?

/Srsly - if you exist....WTF?!?!?!?!?
//Waiting on a written invite or something, Deep State?


They're waiting on the same thing you were waiting on.

The man has been a known existential threat to the nation for over half a decade now and AFAIK not one credible attempt has been made.

So either none of us believes he's as bad as we all like to claim we think he is, since no one even tried to do something about it, or, much like the mythical cities of Sodom and Gomorrah, this nation contains not one righteous man, and does not deserve better.
 
2022-08-17 7:34:43 AM  
How weak and low energy.  When Killary wants someone dead.  She handles the wet work herself.  None of this bs insinuating and hopes that her supporters will catch a clue.
 
2022-08-17 7:35:38 AM  

LL316: Gyrfalcon: Considering how fast and how fatally the FBI shut down the attempts so far, I wonder how much enthusiasm there's going to be to continue, no matter how much Trump insinuates.

These are guys who shoot back, not a bunch of Congresspeople in suits, and their boy isn't in the White House calling the shots anymore.

And anyone stupid enough to try an Oklahoma City style assault better remember how fast public opinion turned on them after that one. Blow up a building full of kids to get the agents on the top floor, and be ready for the Wrath of God on your pointy little heads.

There's a lot of terrorists in our military and even more that have left the military. If someone trained in this sort of thing decides to do something, it could turn out much worse


Serious question here, but how much worse than OKC do you think a single person can do, training or not?

Military people are trained, yes, but the other great resource they have while they're in is, you know, all the resources. Once they're out they don't have all the toys anymore, so they're left with homemade bombs and repurposed demolition equipment.
 
2022-08-17 7:38:39 AM  

HansoSparxx: GrizzlyPouch: Aussie_As: get away with disgraceful bullshiat.

Exactly.  He's dumb and disgraceful.  Literally the only way you could look worse than him is by look like evil authoritarians.

Stop doing that

Holy shiat, are you for real??  People like you exist?  fark....


Of course they do.  Everyone here complains about their MAGA brother in law or Trumper uncle.

Some of them are technical enough to have access to the internet and get Fark accounts.
 
2022-08-17 7:47:14 AM  

HansoSparxx: GrizzlyPouch: Aussie_As: get away with disgraceful bullshiat.

Exactly.  He's dumb and disgraceful.  Literally the only way you could look worse than him is by look like evil authoritarians.

Stop doing that

Holy shiat, are you for real??  People like you exist?  fark....


He's not for real. Just a concern troll pretending he's not one of the maggots. Best not to feed him.
 
2022-08-17 7:57:15 AM  

Gyrfalcon: LL316: Gyrfalcon: Considering how fast and how fatally the FBI shut down the attempts so far, I wonder how much enthusiasm there's going to be to continue, no matter how much Trump insinuates.

These are guys who shoot back, not a bunch of Congresspeople in suits, and their boy isn't in the White House calling the shots anymore.

And anyone stupid enough to try an Oklahoma City style assault better remember how fast public opinion turned on them after that one. Blow up a building full of kids to get the agents on the top floor, and be ready for the Wrath of God on your pointy little heads.

There's a lot of terrorists in our military and even more that have left the military. If someone trained in this sort of thing decides to do something, it could turn out much worse

Oh I don't doubt the incident would be bad, like OKC, but I doubt the world would unite behind THEM any more than Islam rose up behind some Saudi cavedwellers in Tora Bora after 9/11.


The difference is the majority of Muslims are fantastic. The majority of Trump supporters aren't.
 
2022-08-17 8:05:15 AM  

GrizzlyPouch: This is the thing.  Being happy that people started a riot for you and trying to join them to watch are dumb disgusting actions......but they aren't illegal.

Stop trying to arrest people for things that aren't crimes
.  That makes you look worse than the guy you want to arrest (sure he's an idiot.  But u look like authoritarians)

Just beat them at the ballot box.


at it again griz?
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2022-08-17 8:12:00 AM  

Koodz: LL316: Gyrfalcon: Considering how fast and how fatally the FBI shut down the attempts so far, I wonder how much enthusiasm there's going to be to continue, no matter how much Trump insinuates.

These are guys who shoot back, not a bunch of Congresspeople in suits, and their boy isn't in the White House calling the shots anymore.

And anyone stupid enough to try an Oklahoma City style assault better remember how fast public opinion turned on them after that one. Blow up a building full of kids to get the agents on the top floor, and be ready for the Wrath of God on your pointy little heads.

There's a lot of terrorists in our military and even more that have left the military. If someone trained in this sort of thing decides to do something, it could turn out much worse

Serious question here, but how much worse than OKC do you think a single person can do, training or not?

Military people are trained, yes, but the other great resource they have while they're in is, you know, all the resources. Once they're out they don't have all the toys anymore, so they're left with homemade bombs and repurposed demolition equipment.


I was referring more to the recent attacks. OKC was obviously much worse. But if you want an example of how it could be worse than OKC, how about a coordinated attack on multiple buildings?
 
2022-08-17 8:20:08 AM  

LL316: Koodz: LL316: Gyrfalcon: Considering how fast and how fatally the FBI shut down the attempts so far, I wonder how much enthusiasm there's going to be to continue, no matter how much Trump insinuates.

These are guys who shoot back, not a bunch of Congresspeople in suits, and their boy isn't in the White House calling the shots anymore.

And anyone stupid enough to try an Oklahoma City style assault better remember how fast public opinion turned on them after that one. Blow up a building full of kids to get the agents on the top floor, and be ready for the Wrath of God on your pointy little heads.

There's a lot of terrorists in our military and even more that have left the military. If someone trained in this sort of thing decides to do something, it could turn out much worse

Serious question here, but how much worse than OKC do you think a single person can do, training or not?

Military people are trained, yes, but the other great resource they have while they're in is, you know, all the resources. Once they're out they don't have all the toys anymore, so they're left with homemade bombs and repurposed demolition equipment.

I was referring more to the recent attacks. OKC was obviously much worse. But if you want an example of how it could be worse than OKC, how about a coordinated attack on multiple buildings?


That multiple doesn't get very large before you hit an informant. Conspiracies are hard.
 
2022-08-17 8:28:25 AM  

LL316: Gyrfalcon: Considering how fast and how fatally the FBI shut down the attempts so far, I wonder how much enthusiasm there's going to be to continue, no matter how much Trump insinuates.

These are guys who shoot back, not a bunch of Congresspeople in suits, and their boy isn't in the White House calling the shots anymore.

And anyone stupid enough to try an Oklahoma City style assault better remember how fast public opinion turned on them after that one. Blow up a building full of kids to get the agents on the top floor, and be ready for the Wrath of God on your pointy little heads.

There's a lot of terrorists in our military and even more that have left the military. If someone trained in this sort of thing decides to do something, it could turn out much worse



OKC is what it looks like when trained ex military do terrorism.
 
2022-08-17 8:31:27 AM  
People who plead the 5th, historically have something to say when asked, "Any last words?"
 
2022-08-17 8:52:32 AM  

Koodz: LL316: Gyrfalcon: Considering how fast and how fatally the FBI shut down the attempts so far, I wonder how much enthusiasm there's going to be to continue, no matter how much Trump insinuates.

These are guys who shoot back, not a bunch of Congresspeople in suits, and their boy isn't in the White House calling the shots anymore.

And anyone stupid enough to try an Oklahoma City style assault better remember how fast public opinion turned on them after that one. Blow up a building full of kids to get the agents on the top floor, and be ready for the Wrath of God on your pointy little heads.

There's a lot of terrorists in our military and even more that have left the military. If someone trained in this sort of thing decides to do something, it could turn out much worse

Serious question here, but how much worse than OKC do you think a single person can do, training or not?

Military people are trained, yes, but the other great resource they have while they're in is, you know, all the resources. Once they're out they don't have all the toys anymore, so they're left with homemade bombs and repurposed demolition equipment.


Army Rangers SMOKED Some Crips in 1989...
Youtube Z4iQxpwYhAg
great example. They held their own but nobody got smoked. They were expecting the attack and holding a defensive position.
 
2022-08-17 9:21:56 AM  

Ragin' Asian: It's not the blustering attention whores that need watching. It's the quiet ones like Garland.


Glad he's on our side.
 
2022-08-17 9:22:07 AM  
 
2022-08-17 9:23:21 AM  

Aussie_As: bighairyguy: Supreme Court Justice Garland doesn't sound so bad now does it, Donny boy?

Fair point you make. But "... and the Emmy goes to 'The Apprentice'!" sounds even better. If that had happened, the last six years would have been SOOOO different.


Michael Moore postulated the escalator stunt was because Gwen Stefani had a bigger contract with NBC.

Either way, why is fatboy** not in Gitmo right now?
 
2022-08-17 9:27:07 AM  

1funguy: dionysusaur: Has he made the mistake of actually exhorting imminent violence?  Put his flabby ass in a cell.

Yup
Just one night. Just process him and hold him 23 hours.
The McDonald's breakfast won't be a problem for him, but his attitude will change juuust enough for a few less obstruction cases from the rest of the fascists.


Frog-march him in, and then out, and remove leg irons on camera. That image will endure for quite some time.

Strip the Secret Service detail, let him keep his passports and put enough fuel in hair force one** to get him into Russian airspace...

... or shoot it down five miles out, whatevs.
 
2022-08-17 9:34:30 AM  

The Envoy: Bear nuts is a trolling c*nt, ignore the sh*t-witted Trumper scum.


proof of his trolling is inevitably deleted for trolling a fellow farker.
 
2022-08-17 9:41:53 AM  

johnny queso: The Envoy: Bear nuts is a trolling c*nt, ignore the sh*t-witted Trumper scum.

proof of his trolling is inevitably deleted for trolling a fellow farker.


It's pathetic isn't it?
 
2022-08-17 9:55:04 AM  
How long before you think the grizzly is going to end up committing a pdx?
 
2022-08-17 9:57:24 AM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: 1funguy: dionysusaur: Has he made the mistake of actually exhorting imminent violence?  Put his flabby ass in a cell.

Yup
Just one night. Just process him and hold him 23 hours.
The McDonald's breakfast won't be a problem for him, but his attitude will change juuust enough for a few less obstruction cases from the rest of the fascists.

Frog-march him in, and then out, and remove leg irons on camera. That image will endure for quite some time.

Strip the Secret Service detail, let him keep his passports and put enough fuel in hair force one** to get him into Russian airspace...

... or shoot it down five miles out, whatevs.


Gitmo.
Give him all the components to make a radio to ask for help, unassembled and in a box.
If he can put together, without instructions, he can call The Sean Hanity show and we will let him go.

And 24 cans of corned beef hash and stew.
And no can opener.

If he runs out of food, no radio call, the problem will self resolve.
 
2022-08-17 10:26:53 AM  

GrizzlyPouch: This is the thing.  Being happy that people started a riot for you and trying to join them to watch are dumb disgusting actions......but they aren't illegal.

Stop trying to arrest people for things that aren't crimes.  That makes you look worse than the guy you want to arrest (sure he's an idiot.  But u look like authoritarians)


Ooo, now defend the stolen classified docs. I can use a giggle.
 
2022-08-17 10:33:40 AM  

GrizzlyPouch: This is the thing.  Being happy that people started a riot for you and trying to join them to watch are dumb disgusting actions......but they aren't illegal.


Seditious Conspiracy, Attempting to Defraud the United States, and attempting to impede the government in it's lawful course of action are all 100% "Illegal."

GrizzlyPouch: Stop trying to arrest people for things that aren't crimes.  That makes you look worse than the guy you want to arrest (sure he's an idiot.  But u look like authoritarians)


Violating the espionage act and obstruction of justice are 100% "crimes."

Just beat them at the ballot box.

Last time we did that, he did all the "not illegal" things from your first sentence.

Like, it's clear that no sane person on this site buys your bullshiat. What I'm curious of is if you do? Like are you even fooling yourself here, or do even you know that you're full of shiat?
 
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