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(CNN)   We've reached the "it's quicker to list whose body hasn't been found at Lake Mead" stage   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Coroner, partial remains, Drainage basin, Drought, Suicide, water levels, Clark County, Nevada, Reservoir  
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2996 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Aug 2022 at 5:30 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-17 5:36:02 AM  
At this rate, they'll find Hoffa!
 
2022-08-17 5:51:14 AM  
I hope i'm on that list
 
2022-08-17 5:52:30 AM  
"It's unclear whether the three discoveries at Swim Beach are all from one person or separate individuals."

Sure, they found three skulls but...  you never really know, do you?
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2022-08-17 6:15:05 AM  
Honestly it seems like there should be a lot more bodies.
Like, if we don't see Passchendaele numbers thrown up soon then Hollywood has been telling stories all these years.
And if you can't trust Hollywood, who can you trust?
 
2022-08-17 6:25:22 AM  
"Rapidly receding shoreline."
The water level is starting to go up.  https://mead.uslakes.info/level.asp
 
2022-08-17 7:10:27 AM  
I think it's time to rename swim beach.
 
2022-08-17 7:41:50 AM  

BunchaRubes: "Rapidly receding shoreline."
The water level is starting to go up.  https://mead.uslakes.info/level.asp


According to you chart, in like, the last two months, yes.

According to your same chart, in the last 2.5 years, no.
 
2022-08-17 7:44:25 AM  
As many remains that are being found in Lake Mead, I assume there tons more bodies that have been buried in the surrounding desert.
 
2022-08-17 7:44:44 AM  

Fireproof: BunchaRubes: "Rapidly receding shoreline."
The water level is starting to go up.  https://mead.uslakes.info/level.asp

According to you chart, in like, the last two months, yes.

According to your same chart, in the last 2.5 years, no.


What do you suppose "is starting to" means?  Idiot.
 
2022-08-17 7:48:07 AM  

BunchaRubes: Fireproof: BunchaRubes: "Rapidly receding shoreline."
The water level is starting to go up.  https://mead.uslakes.info/level.asp

According to you chart, in like, the last two months, yes.

According to your same chart, in the last 2.5 years, no.

What do you suppose "is starting to" means?  Idiot.


That it's rainy season and this appears to be the time of year that there is always a pause and maybe slight gain?
 
2022-08-17 8:23:06 AM  
Has my body been found there yet because I really have let it go.
 
2022-08-17 8:31:32 AM  

A_Flying_Toaster: At this rate, they'll find Hoffa!


He will be easy to identify. Just look for the union label.
 
2022-08-17 8:37:02 AM  
Well, I was happy to hear that they recovered Amelia Earhart's remains from there.  Silver lining, huh?
 
2022-08-17 9:33:07 AM  
Writers over at CBS are furiously coming up with a new season of CSI just focused on bodies pulled from the lake.
 
2022-08-17 9:49:13 AM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: BunchaRubes: Fireproof: BunchaRubes: "Rapidly receding shoreline."
The water level is starting to go up.  https://mead.uslakes.info/level.asp

According to you chart, in like, the last two months, yes.

According to your same chart, in the last 2.5 years, no.

What do you suppose "is starting to" means?  Idiot.

That it's rainy season and this appears to be the time of year that there is always a pause and maybe slight gain?


Which can easily be seen in the other two years on the chart.
 
2022-08-17 10:01:57 AM  

knbwhite: I think it's time to rename swim beach.


Sink Beach?? Drown Beach?? The Dumping Grounds?
 
2022-08-17 10:23:11 AM  

hausman007: Writers over at CBS are furiously coming up with a new season of CSI just focused on bodies pulled from the lake.


We already have a CSI Vegas.
 
2022-08-17 10:41:09 AM  

BunchaRubes: "Rapidly receding shoreline."
The water level is starting to go up.  https://mead.uslakes.info/level.asp


For now.  It's a desert, and one that seems to have been wetter than typical during the 20th century.
 
2022-08-17 11:17:51 AM  

BunchaRubes: "Rapidly receding shoreline."
The water level is starting to go up.  https://mead.uslakes.info/level.asp


username has drowned in the deep puddle
 
2022-08-17 11:51:50 AM  
wasn't vegas just flooded a week or so ago?
 
2022-08-17 12:05:49 PM  

hausman007: Writers over at CBS are furiously coming up with a new season of CSI just focused on bodies pulled from the lake.


GSI:  Greg's crime scene investigation:  Do you have a body in Lake Mead that you need to re-hide?  Call Greg today, he's SCUBA certified, fast  and discreet.
 
2022-08-17 6:34:52 PM  
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This is the same Lake Mead where they get all their drinking water from, correct?
 
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