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(WFAA Fort Worth)   JFC.. Literally.. J....F...C... SOUTHLAKE, Texas - A self-proclaimed Christian conservative cell phone company donated new 'In God We Trust' signs to be hung in a prominent location at every Carroll ISD school. Oh, and they donated $500,000, too   (wfaa.com) divider line
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2022-08-16 8:40:10 PM  
"We are a Christian conservative cell phone company and we take a portion of our proceeds and donate back to conservative causes," Story said in an interview. "COVID did us well, because it opened our eyes to the communist regimes out there that want to take over our children."

Fine, asshole, use the money to build churches and outreach ministries, and NOT to push your farking agenda in public schools.

A good friend who is Asian used to work in Southlake, and transferred out because he was called (insert racist phrases) repeatedly while working.

The fact that he's a decorated 3 tour US Vet means nothing to those assholes.

Southlake could be hit by a giant meteor tomorrow and the world would instantly become a better place.
 
2022-08-16 8:43:28 PM  
And of course they're using Patriot in their name.

They've warped the very meaning of the word into one that immediately lets you know they are 100% NOT that.
 
2022-08-16 8:44:37 PM  
In which God do we trust? Loki?
 
2022-08-16 8:54:24 PM  
"Leave the gun, take the cannoli" comes to mind
 
2022-08-16 9:01:47 PM  

markie_farkie: "We are a Christian conservative cell phone company and we take a portion of our proceeds and donate back to conservative causes," Story said in an interview. "COVID did us well, because it opened our eyes to the communist regimes out there that want to take over our children."

Fine, asshole, use the money to build churches and outreach ministries, and NOT to push your farking agenda in public schools.


Or help pay the bills for unvaccinated COVID vicitims.

Seriously. I'd hate them but respect these groups a LOT more if they did shiat like "help people".
 
2022-08-16 9:13:40 PM  
Fu#k Christians
 
2022-08-16 9:15:10 PM  
This was their booth at CPAC:


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2022-08-16 9:45:50 PM  

shastacola: This was their booth at CPAC:


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Fark.
Bronson Pinchot can blow that away.
 
2022-08-16 9:47:40 PM  
Displayed hypocrisy is a trait Christians seem to be proud of
 
2022-08-16 10:43:33 PM  

shastacola: This was their booth at CPAC:


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Delusional Farkwads.
 
2022-08-16 10:54:07 PM  

shastacola: This was their booth at CPAC:


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Christ, that's pathetic.
 
2022-08-16 11:14:27 PM  
"Literally.. J....F...C..."

I do not see anything in this story about Jesus having sex with another Jesus.

Or Jesus masturbating.

Or Jesus being displaced in time and having sex with himself. Or is that just masturbating too? I really feel like we should have a handle on that scenario by now.
 
2022-08-16 11:51:57 PM  

shastacola: This was their booth at CPAC:


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That's the image you get when you put "mental illness" into craiyon.
 
2022-08-17 3:17:36 AM  
Christian business basically means they'll stick their hands in your pockets.
 
2022-08-17 3:27:12 AM  
What'd ya wanna bet they got a PPP loan?
 
2022-08-17 3:29:56 AM  
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They just keep diving head first into it
 
2022-08-17 3:35:53 AM  
Very NSFW

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2022-08-17 3:37:02 AM  
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Southlake, Texas, seems to have it all: stately homes, intense civic pride, and above all, terrific schools. So when a video surfaced in 2018 showing Southlake high school students chanting the N-word - and when Black residents came forward to share stories of racist harassment and bullying - the school board vowed to make changes. But the unveiling of a Cultural Competence Action Plan set off a backlash that's consumed Southlake, fueled by a growing national crusade against critical race theory. Hosted by NBC News national reporter Mike Hixenbaugh (host of the hit podcast "Do No Harm") and NBC News correspondent Antonia Hylton, "Southlake" tells the story of how this idyllic city, and its local school board election, became the poster child for a new political strategy with national repercussions.
 
2022-08-17 3:48:54 AM  

dhcmrlchtdj: shastacola: This was their booth at CPAC:


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That's the image you get when you put "mental illness" into craiyon.


Craiyon draws people better.
 
2022-08-17 3:50:34 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Christian business basically means they'll stick their hands in your pockets.


I've known very-Christian business owners who were actually decent, honest (but non-pushover) business people. Usually they care quite a bit about the "help people" part of Christ's message, too.

I've not known any of that sort who made Christianity part of their brand. You had to get to know them first to find it out. The ones with crosses and ichthys... es? and slightly-obscure biblical references in their names,
logos, and branding are indeed usually telling you they'll try to overcharge you, abuse you in any way possible, then ghost you if there are any problems, which there will be.
 
2022-08-17 3:52:34 AM  
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2022-08-17 3:52:47 AM  

shastacola: This was their booth at CPAC:


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The droid on the right, is that C3-PP tape?

What is it with god botheres and golden idols to worship? Wasn't there something really, really specific about building golden idols, and the bad thing that happened as a result?
 
2022-08-17 3:54:10 AM  
Any company or business that proclaims themselves "christian" or uses the little dead fish symbol
is one to STAY THE FARK AWAY FROM...They are the ones that will cheat,lie,steal you blind and
smile while doing it..
 
2022-08-17 3:54:35 AM  
Will the $500K they spent help cover the legal fees to defend and then settle the inevitable lawsuits they will be facing?
 
2022-08-17 3:55:03 AM  

shastacola: This was their booth at CPAC:


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Jesus farking christ tap dancing on cracker, these farking people are really are amazing at pretending The Draft Dodger is someone worthy of respect and worship.

Blind dedication and fealty? Or grifting on the coattails of one of America's worst citizens.
 
2022-08-17 3:58:47 AM  
I guess you can spread a lot of God's Hate if you give them enough money.
 
2022-08-17 3:58:49 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Any company or business that proclaims themselves "christian" or uses the little dead fish symbol
is one to STAY THE FARK AWAY FROM...They are the ones that will cheat,lie,steal you blind and
smile while doing it..


This
 
2022-08-17 3:59:39 AM  

Duck_of_Doom: shastacola: This was their booth at CPAC:


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The droid on the right, is that C3-PP tape?

What is it with god botheres and golden idols to worship? Wasn't there something really, really specific about building golden idols, and the bad thing that happened as a result?


Ha. Like American Christians read the Bible! Ha.
 
2022-08-17 4:07:01 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Any company or business that proclaims themselves "christian" or uses the little dead fish symbol
is one to STAY THE FARK AWAY FROM...They are the ones that will cheat,lie,steal you blind and
smile while doing it..


If you're doing business with a religious son-of-a-biatch, get it in writing
His word isn't worth shiat, not with the good lord telling him how to fark you on the deal.
 
2022-08-17 4:13:28 AM  
Drew, when are you going to put the bottle down and make a TexAss tag?
 
2022-08-17 4:17:25 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Any company or business that proclaims themselves "christian" or uses the little dead fish symbol
is one to STAY THE FARK AWAY FROM...They are the ones that will cheat,lie,steal you blind and
smile while doing it..


I always see that fish symbol on an auto shop along Woodson Rd. in Overland..  no way I'll ever stop there.
 
2022-08-17 4:19:45 AM  
The company buys its plans wholesale from carriers and then resales them to consumers at a higher price. It them uses part of the profit to donate to Christian conservative causes. For instance, the company's website advertises an unlimited plan for $75/month, while AT&T has a similar plan advertised for $65/month.

These people are idiots. I swear, if I hear any of their workers or customers complain about gas prices, I'm gonna buy a farking gun.
 
2022-08-17 4:21:14 AM  

revrendjim: In which God do we trust? Loki?


"Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel"
 
2022-08-17 4:22:52 AM  
Southlake, which is east of Westlake, is part of the Nouveau Riche trifecta with Trophy Club, WASPy AF and stewing in entitled affluenza.

It wants to be Highland Park , Dallas when it grows up.  All the older money in the area lives next door in Colleyville, and Grapevine rolls its collective eyes at the yuppie neighbors.
 
2022-08-17 4:24:02 AM  
There are now five investigations by the department's Office of Civil Rights into complaints over discrimination at Carroll ISD.

From the link:

In February 2022, a nonprofit legal organization had filed a complaint against Carroll ISD, claiming that the district created a hostile environment for students of color and LGBTQ+ students.

In the administrative complaint, filed by the NAACP Legal Defense and Education Fund, Inc., it says the district is, "forcing students to endure severe and pervasive race and sex harassment in order to access their education." The group has filed the complaint with the Office of Civil Rights.

Individuals and organizations within Carroll ISD reported incidents where students were subject to slurs, threats and demeaning treatment, according to the complaint.


I see why the people running these schools were so eager to take the signs and the money.
 
2022-08-17 4:36:43 AM  

shastacola: This was their booth at CPAC:


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I miss the days when I thought that Idiocracy was just a funny movie.
 
2022-08-17 4:42:06 AM  
Is 2G coverage even still available in the US?
 
2022-08-17 5:41:47 AM  

revrendjim: In which God do we trust? Loki?


Alligator variant, needs regular human sacrifices
 
2022-08-17 6:07:26 AM  
And while we're at it, take that Dominionism off little Billy's lunch money!
 
2022-08-17 6:20:46 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: "Literally.. J....F...C..."

I do not see anything in this story about Jesus having sex with another Jesus.

Or Jesus masturbating.

Or Jesus being displaced in time and having sex with himself. Or is that just masturbating too? I really feel like we should have a handle on that scenario by now.


I'd have independently read the Bible earlier in life if there were more naughty bits... Just putting that out there for when they write Part Three. (Which I half expect them to do real soon.)
 
2022-08-17 6:21:03 AM  

revrendjim: In which God do we trust? Loki?


It's the same God, but good luck getting the sign installed in schools if they were change the wording to "There is no good other than Allah".
 
2022-08-17 6:25:06 AM  
They take a slogan from our currency.  I call that truth in advertising.
 
2022-08-17 6:40:08 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: "Literally.. J....F...C..."

I do not see anything in this story about Jesus having sex with another Jesus.

Or Jesus masturbating.

Or Jesus being displaced in time and having sex with himself. Or is that just masturbating too? I really feel like we should have a handle on that scenario by now.


Temporal duplicates or fellow members of a hive mind would be masturbation, clones would be incest.
 
2022-08-17 7:12:45 AM  
Still illegal, re: 1A
 
2022-08-17 7:15:23 AM  
If they can put up a religious sign in a public school, can I do the same? Hell, reduce the font a size and put it right below theirs.

"...in God's self-proclaimed followers, we distrust."
 
2022-08-17 7:16:15 AM  

KodosZardoz: The company buys its plans wholesale from carriers and then resales them to consumers at a higher price. It them uses part of the profit to donate to Christian conservative causes. For instance, the company's website advertises an unlimited plan for $75/month, while AT&T has a similar plan advertised for $65/month.

These people are idiots. I swear, if I hear any of their workers or customers complain about gas prices, I'm gonna buy a farking gun.


With these 'Christians', they grift almost as much as TFG.  If God actually existed, these motherfu*kers would have been struck down by a bolt from the blue ages ago.
 
2022-08-17 7:18:38 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Any company or business that proclaims themselves "christian" or uses the little dead fish symbol
is one to STAY THE FARK AWAY FROM...They are the ones that will cheat,lie,steal you blind and
smile while doing it..


Yep, it's like internet scammers who intentionally use poor grammar/incorrect spellings in their attempts to snag a victim - you don't want to waste time trying to con someone who is onto you, so you weed them out as quickly as possible, focus on the gullible.
 
2022-08-17 7:28:09 AM  

revrendjim: In which God do we trust? Loki?


For some reason I don't think they would like Satanist posters put up in the schools next to their invisible sky wizard advertisement.
Or Jewish/Buddhist/Hindu info either
 
2022-08-17 7:28:46 AM  
I'm in my late 50's. I've lived most my life in Texas. Southlake has been proudly and unapologetically racist the entire time.

Years ago I felt a bit bad for kids that grew up in Southlake getting saddled with that since they really had no choice. Then a met a few and no longer felt any pity for them whatsoever.

It's racists all the way down.
 
2022-08-17 7:34:43 AM  
Southlake, home of the nauseating news story, almost monthly.
 
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