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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)   Searchers looking for a robbery suspect found more than they bargained when the 5 year old with a shotgun showed up. Then it gets weird   (abc3340.com) divider line
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3004 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Aug 2022 at 3:40 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-16 8:39:21 PM  
TFA needs more information about the "base camp" that was located. Especially since this one is a local news story.
 
2022-08-16 10:16:50 PM  
Little Hogwallop understands. 

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2022-08-16 10:20:55 PM  
Freaking hobbits
 
2022-08-17 4:34:03 AM  
5-year olsshould've taken the shot.

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2022-08-17 4:52:33 AM  
Little bastard shot me in the ass!
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2022-08-17 6:00:10 AM  
"The search for a suspect in connection to a fatal attempted robbery..."

That's a weird way to say "homicide."
 
2022-08-17 6:14:57 AM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: "The search for a suspect in connection to a fatal attempted robbery..."

That's a weird way to say "homicide."


They could also have said "botched robbery that ended in murder".
 
2022-08-17 6:18:40 AM  
Got to admit, when I go hiking in the woods, armed trail bandits are not high on my list of cautions.
 
2022-08-17 6:54:49 AM  
What a shiatty hot mess of an article, jumping back and forth in time. When the hell will US media learn to structure an article chronologically so it makes sense?
 
2022-08-17 7:04:13 AM  
I wonder if the guy wasn't packing if he'd just be missing his wallet and car, instead of dead.
 
2022-08-17 7:40:05 AM  
Rural Alabama, huh?

That reminds me.  I should learn how to play the banjo.
 
2022-08-17 9:12:03 AM  

Bonzo_1116: I wonder if the guy wasn't packing if he'd just be missing his wallet and car, instead of dead.


With crazies like that and being led off into the woods? My guess is it was a flip of the coin. You don't know what could have happened.
 
2022-08-17 9:36:01 AM  
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2022-08-17 10:06:27 AM  
The strangest part was that the camp was occupied by black women. The man and his gf stopped to help a supposed stranded motorist then had a gun pulled on them and marched into the woods. He likely knew since 1 they werent wearing masks and 2 they were being marched into the woods that they likely were fixing to be killed. So he pulled his own weapon and shot one of the women and subsequently was shot in the back and killed. He likely saved his gf life. This happened about 30 miles from me
 
2022-08-17 10:52:53 AM  

MillionDollarMo: Got to admit, when I go hiking in the woods, armed trail bandits are not high on my list of cautions.


Then you're doing it wrong.
 
2022-08-17 2:20:11 PM  

North_Central_Positronics: Little Hogwallop understands. 

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Oh, I think I recognize that kid. Isn't that the one who likes turtles?
 
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