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2022-08-16 7:49:09 PM  
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2022-08-16 7:51:25 PM  
Geez Rafael.  You've got morons trying to impeach him from the first day he was in office.  So grab your shinebox and GTFO.
 
2022-08-16 7:52:40 PM  
Just who is it that is politicizing impeachment with this statement, Senator? There was and is plenty of evidence to support the actions against trump.
 
2022-08-16 7:55:16 PM  
What is the difference between Heide Cruz and Donald Trump committing espionage?

Ted Cruz will defend Trump committing espionage.
 
2022-08-16 7:56:24 PM  
Impeached for what, asshole?
 
2022-08-16 7:56:32 PM  

BizarreMan: Geez Rafael.  You've got morons trying to impeach him from the first day he was in office.  So grab your shinebox and GTFO.


If you want Ted Cruz to shine your shoes, you need to flip him a quarter and tell him that his wife looks like a bucked of shiat.
 
2022-08-16 8:13:37 PM  
Impeaching is so much easier than actually legislating.
 
2022-08-16 8:32:19 PM  

Jake Havechek: Impeached for what, asshole?


It doesn't matter. That's not how Republicans think. It doesn't need to be true, or even legal. You just do whatever hurts your enemy.
 
2022-08-16 8:52:46 PM  
One trick asshole
 
2022-08-16 8:54:06 PM  
WTF does any of that even mean?
 
2022-08-16 8:55:16 PM  
Oh, just shut the f*ck up, Ted Cruz, you cock.

/Never not appropriate
 
2022-08-16 8:56:19 PM  

Mugato: WTF does any of that even mean?


It means Zodiac still actually believes that he has a chance to become President of the United States one day and this is him putting on a dog and pony act for Fox News coverage.
 
2022-08-16 9:04:15 PM  

namegoeshere: Oh, just shut the f*ck up, Ted Cruz, you cock.

/Never not appropriate


Barjockey approves.
 
2022-08-16 9:08:23 PM  
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2022-08-16 9:10:15 PM  
He is due for a legal smack down soon
 
2022-08-16 9:27:02 PM  
Laws are for Democrats and poor people, didn't you know that?
 
2022-08-16 9:31:00 PM  
If there's one lesson to be learned from the Trump Presidency, it's this: Impeachment is an empty threat.

You would need 67 votes in the Senate for it to have any teeth. Impeachment is a paper tiger.
 
2022-08-16 9:40:53 PM  
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2022-08-16 9:44:38 PM  

Ginnungagap42: If there's one lesson to be learned from the Trump Presidency, it's this: Impeachment is an empty threat.

You would need 67 votes in the Senate for it to have any teeth. Impeachment is a paper tiger.


A president has to be impeached by both chambers before it moves into the removal process.  Read a goddamn book.
 
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2022-08-16 9:51:12 PM  
Didn't he say this some time ago?  It sounds very familiar, and not just from the paper this morning.
 
2022-08-16 10:04:24 PM  
Has anyone pointed out to Senator Cruz that the House does the impeachment, with the Senate deciding whether to remove the impeached from office?
 
2022-08-16 10:55:12 PM  
Eat a box of hair, Teddy.
 
2022-08-16 11:41:31 PM  

gunga galunga: Mugato: WTF does any of that even mean?

It means Zodiac still actually believes that he has a chance to become President of the United States one day and this is him putting on a dog and pony act for Fox News coverage.


Gotta pass the Schwarzenegger amendment first.
 
2022-08-16 11:44:00 PM  
That might sound threatening if I thought a promise from Ted Cruz was actually worth anything.
 
2022-08-16 11:45:45 PM  
false promise.  they know the GOP will NEVER get a super majority anymore unless they steal elections
 
2022-08-16 11:49:10 PM  

Jake Havechek: Impeached for what, asshole?


Being Democrat.

Unfortunately, the House can impeach for any reason they choose. Wearing a tan suit as President.

But if Rafael thinks the GQP is going to pick up 17 Senate seats by January of 2025, he's delusional.

The impeachment(s) will be theater for the MAGAts, with no chance of success.

BTW, Cruz seems to imply that Biden and Garland will be in office in 2025. Wonder how Two Scoops feels about that?
 
2022-08-16 11:50:16 PM  
Slimeball promises to attempt to obstruct justice given chance.
 
2022-08-16 11:51:47 PM  
Poor Rafael. Must suck knowing the DOJ has texts of he an AJ planning a coup.
 
2022-08-16 11:51:55 PM  

kkinnison: false promise.  they know the GOP will NEVER get a super majority anymore unless they steal elections


They're not going to remove Biden, but they're going to impeach him. At least three times.

Also they're absolutely going to steal elections.
 
2022-08-16 11:51:56 PM  

revrendjim: Jake Havechek: Impeached for what, asshole?

It doesn't matter. That's not how Republicans think. It doesn't need to be true, or even legal. You just do whatever hurts your enemy.


Or makes them feel good about themselves.
 
2022-08-16 11:52:21 PM  

Jake Havechek: Ginnungagap42: If there's one lesson to be learned from the Trump Presidency, it's this: Impeachment is an empty threat.

You would need 67 votes in the Senate for it to have any teeth. Impeachment is a paper tiger.

A president has to be impeached by both chambers before it moves into the removal process.  Read a goddamn book.


The House impeaches, the Senate holds the trial.

Read a book sometime.
 
2022-08-16 11:52:54 PM  
Hey Ted, did your wife let you clean up after her date?
 
2022-08-16 11:54:00 PM  

kkinnison: false promise.  they know the GOP will NEVER get a super majority anymore unless they steal elections


They may do it as a distraction from the lack of any plans to enact policy.  Other than "give us more power" and "slash services to pay for tax cuts for the rich."
 
2022-08-16 11:54:37 PM  

Jake Havechek: Ginnungagap42: If there's one lesson to be learned from the Trump Presidency, it's this: Impeachment is an empty threat.

You would need 67 votes in the Senate for it to have any teeth. Impeachment is a paper tiger.

A president has to be impeached by both chambers before it moves into the removal process.  Read a goddamn book.


That's not how it works, either. The house impeaches, the Senate removes. If the house impeaches you, you're impeached, end of story.
 
2022-08-16 11:54:50 PM  
All of these impeachments attempts will fail in the House even if Republicans have a slight majority.
 
2022-08-16 11:54:51 PM  

fatalvenom: Hey Ted, did your wife let you clean up after her date?


Don't be culturally insensitive. Ted slurping down a Manitoba Milkshake is between him, his wite, his college friend, and Jesus.
 
2022-08-16 11:54:53 PM  

kkinnison: false promise.  they know the GOP will NEVER get a super majority anymore unless they steal elections


And your point is?
 
2022-08-16 11:55:06 PM  
Ted Cruz knows he's full of shiat, just as surely as you do. This wolf-pussy faced shiatbird should be hanged in public.
 
2022-08-16 11:55:07 PM  

Jake Havechek: Impeached for what, asshole?


Presidenting while democrat
 
2022-08-16 11:55:38 PM  
Impeach Biden is the new Benghazi.
 
2022-08-16 11:55:45 PM  
He said it was lawful.  That means Obama is President for life!
 
2022-08-16 11:55:45 PM  
Ted Cruz is one of the doughiest looking MF out there and he's so desperate to act tough
 
2022-08-16 11:57:14 PM  
Anything for the betterment of our country? The people? Infrastructure? No? Still just revenge?

Cool. Cool cool cool.
 
2022-08-17 12:00:30 AM  

Jiggatron69: Ted Cruz is one of the doughiest looking MF out there and he's so desperate to act tough


Exactly.

He can't satisfy his wife, or defend her, especially against Trump, so he became a pathetic lackey instead.
 
2022-08-17 12:01:14 AM  
For the last time, Ted, the American Horror Story series was not meant to be used as "How To" videos.
 
2022-08-17 12:01:35 AM  
It's true.  Trump got impeached because he SAID something a phone call democrats didn't like.  And because he SAID something during a speech that democrats didn't like.

Maybe we should've saved impeachment for something a little more serious than SAYING things.
 
2022-08-17 12:04:00 AM  

olorin604: Jake Havechek: Impeached for what, asshole?

Presidenting while democrat

That's the truly unconstitutional offense. The Constitution guarantees unto the States a Republican Form of Government. Democrats in office are therefore and hereby unconstitutional!
 
2022-08-17 12:05:28 AM  
"The lawlessness of politicizing the DoJ"

Uhhh, they found property that was illegally in his possession, wtf is "lawless" about doing their fscking job?
 
2022-08-17 12:07:33 AM  

COMALite J: olorin604: Jake Havechek: Impeached for what, asshole?

Presidenting while democrat
That's the truly unconstitutional offense. The Constitution guarantees unto the States a Republican Form of Government. Democrats in office are therefore and hereby unconstitutional!


Don't say that, they'll pick it up and run with it.
 
2022-08-17 12:07:36 AM  
Does Ted Cruz know the Senate doesn't impeach? And does he know he's a senator in the Senate?
 
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