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(KTUL Tulsa)   Old: Snake bites child. New: Child bites back   (ktul.com) divider line
    More: Scary, 2-year-old girl, Viperidae, Snake  
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2506 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Aug 2022 at 12:19 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-17 12:23:41 AM  
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2022-08-17 12:23:49 AM  
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Wanted for questioning?
 
2022-08-17 12:28:04 AM  
"regenve" is my new favorite whatever that is.
 
2022-08-17 12:35:31 AM  
What's her fark handle?
 
2022-08-17 12:36:47 AM  
That's a boa constrictor, so no it's not venomous.
 
2022-08-17 12:38:42 AM  

Walker: That's a boa constrictor, so no it's not venomous.


Wondering WTF the headline has to do with the story, got it. Nothing.

Stubby fails herpetology.
 
2022-08-17 12:41:26 AM  
This past weekend, my toddler daughter saw a passenger jet flying by while we were at the park. She grabbed two sticks, screamed a war cry, and chased after it with her sticks raised in the air, like a tiny Viking berserker.  Those passengers were lucky they were at 10,000 feet.  Kids are vicious, man.

/I was very proud
 
2022-08-17 12:45:18 AM  
Did Hera send it out of jealousy.
 
2022-08-17 12:47:44 AM  
Kiddo already understands the golden rule:

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2022-08-17 12:49:33 AM  

Jedekai: Walker: That's a boa constrictor, so no it's not venomous.

Wondering WTF the headline has to do with the story, got it. Nothing.

Stubby fails herpetology.


Did the headline get edited? Because a constrictor will bite if threatened.
 
2022-08-17 12:51:42 AM  
Article fails to clarify whether or not the toddler was venomous.
 
2022-08-17 12:52:52 AM  
She is chosen by crom, see how she slays a minion of set, even though she is only a child.
 
2022-08-17 12:57:17 AM  

Dr. Nick Riviera: This past weekend, my toddler daughter saw a passenger jet flying by while we were at the park. She grabbed two sticks, screamed a war cry, and chased after it with her sticks raised in the air, like a tiny Viking berserker.  Those passengers were lucky they were at 10,000 feet.  Kids are vicious, man.

/I was very proud


The 'Terrible Twos" are a real thing.
 
2022-08-17 12:57:48 AM  
Who's a badass? Turkish toddler S.E. is a badass, that's who.
 
2022-08-17 1:03:11 AM  
So is she a superhero now or a wondertot?
 
2022-08-17 1:16:10 AM  

Walker: That's a boa constrictor, so no it's not venomous.


Correct, however that's not a picture of the snake involved in the story.  It, for some reason, is a picture of a snake that was taken and returned to a homeowner in Iowa.  The girl in the story is from Turkey.  There doesn't appear to be any pictures of the actual snake, so they went with some random pictures they had of other snakes...in case anyone didn't know what a snake looks like?

They could have at least included the picture of the little girl:

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Cute kid.  Would have contrasted nicely with the stock image of a snake.
 
2022-08-17 1:35:16 AM  

DarksideHalo: "regenve" is my new favorite whatever that is.


I prefer the "ultimate regenve"
 
2022-08-17 1:40:25 AM  

Neondistraction: Walker: That's a boa constrictor, so no it's not venomous.

Correct, however that's not a picture of the snake involved in the story.  It, for some reason, is a picture of a snake that was taken and returned to a homeowner in Iowa.  The girl in the story is from Turkey.  There doesn't appear to be any pictures of the actual snake, so they went with some random pictures they had of other snakes...in case anyone didn't know what a snake looks like?

They could have at least included the picture of the little girl:

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Cute kid.  Would have contrasted nicely with the stock image of a snake.


KTUL sucks at composing reports, otherwise they would have known to include that.

Also...

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2022-08-17 1:50:52 AM  
A 2 year old?  Yeah, she bit first and the snake was biting to try and get away.
 
2022-08-17 2:12:06 AM  
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She was quoted as saying; "I'm tired of the motherfarkin' snakes in my motherfarkin' sandbox!"
 
2022-08-17 2:42:32 AM  

paledrifter47399: She is chosen by crom, see how she slays a minion of set, even though she is only a child.

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2022-08-17 4:02:08 AM  

DarksideHalo: "regenve" is my new favorite whatever that is.


Recycled covfefe.
 
2022-08-17 4:50:54 AM  

Walker: That's a boa constrictor, so no it's not venomous.


Jedekai: Walker: That's a boa constrictor, so no it's not venomous.

Wondering WTF the headline has to do with the story, got it. Nothing.

Stubby fails herpetology.


Is this what gun nuts feel when someone refers to a magazine as a clip?  Or the other way around, maybe throwing in an assault rifle for <whatever>?  All the pictures of snakes shown in the article were ball pythons, nary a boa constrictor to be found.
 
2022-08-17 4:59:56 AM  

Dr. Nick Riviera: This past weekend, my toddler daughter saw a passenger jet flying by while we were at the park. She grabbed two sticks, screamed a war cry, and chased after it with her sticks raised in the air, like a tiny Viking berserker.  Those passengers were lucky they were at 10,000 feet.  Kids are vicious, man.

/I was very proud


16 years ago my 2yo stood on the end of a skateboard and it laurel-and-hardied her in the face.  Blood and snot everywhere.  Instead of bursting into tears she pointed at the skateboard and screamed toddler pre-linguistic abuse at it.   Terrifying.
 
2022-08-17 6:29:53 AM  
Regenve is a dish best served cold.
 
2022-08-17 8:28:13 AM  
Future courters beware
 
2022-08-17 9:41:57 AM  
1st) savage!
b) who was watching the kid?
 
2022-08-17 10:25:55 AM  
Were any interjections used?

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2022-08-17 11:51:33 AM  
Regenve will be Word of the Day in 2070
 
2022-08-17 2:33:02 PM  
Snake farked around and found out.
 
2022-08-17 9:18:37 PM  
I look forward to hearing what superpowers she develops
 
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