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(Some Guy)   Man blows up dumpster real good. Bonus: Subbys mom dated the guy in the 70s   (fourstateshomepage.com) divider line
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2984 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Aug 2022 at 1:05 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-16 6:59:15 PM  
That doesn't really narrow it down, Subby
 
2022-08-16 7:59:11 PM  
Ask your mom if he has a short... Fuse.
 
2022-08-16 9:06:37 PM  
So you gonna visit daddy in prison, subster?
 
2022-08-16 11:14:44 PM  
guess subby's mom's box could take it better.  youth, and all that.
 
2022-08-17 1:12:04 AM  
Some context: they dated in Junior High and haven't been in contact in nearly as long. When his face came up on the news she yelled "Holy shiat, Jimmy!".
 
2022-08-17 1:16:50 AM  
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2022-08-17 1:18:28 AM  
We used to do this kind of stuff all the time when we were in high school. Back then it was just kids being assholes. If we'd been caught it would have been a slap on the wrist, maybe some community service time. Now we'd be looking at jail time and having 'terrorist' on our permanent record.

/Yes, I walked to school uphill both ways in the snow.
 
2022-08-17 1:32:07 AM  

wax_on: We used to do this kind of stuff all the time when we were in high school. Back then it was just kids being assholes. If we'd been caught it would have been a slap on the wrist, maybe some community service time. Now we'd be looking at jail time and having 'terrorist' on our permanent record.

/Yes, I walked to school uphill both ways in the snow.


I guarantee you if a 63 year old man had detonated a home made bomb in a dumpster near a courthouse they'd have arrested him back then, too.

And no one is slapping terrorism charges on minors unless they do something so awful that they'll probably be incarcerated for the rest of their life anyway.
 
2022-08-17 1:32:40 AM  
He's either completely incompetent or he was trying very hard to avoid hurting anyone. A dumpster is basically the best thing you can put a bomb into short of a bomb disposal trailer. They're built tough as nails, generally have a sloped bottom, and the open top allows the majority of the blast force to be directed where it's not going to hurt anyone.
 
2022-08-17 1:40:43 AM  
Geez subby's mom gets around.
Geez subby's mom gets around.

/I didn't
 
2022-08-17 1:42:11 AM  

josiahgould: Some context: they dated in Junior High and haven't been in contact in nearly as long. When his face came up on the news she yelled "Holy shiat, Jimmy!".


That's what your mom says whenever the condom breaks.

"Holy shiat, Jimmy!  Jimmy!  Put on another jimmy hat!"
 
2022-08-17 1:46:33 AM  
"Don't mention anything about the radio station getting its window blown out, even in the photo captions. They're not one of our affiliates. Bury it after the jump."
 
2022-08-17 1:48:32 AM  

robodog: He's either completely incompetent or he was trying very hard to avoid hurting anyone. A dumpster is basically the best thing you can put a bomb into short of a bomb disposal trailer. They're built tough as nails, generally have a sloped bottom, and the open top allows the majority of the blast force to be directed where it's not going to hurt anyone.


It all depends on the amount of explosive force, and it looks like this guy wasn't just some random pyromaniac. From the end of the article:

The blast launched shrapnel throughout the block and blew out one business's window. No injuries were reported.

Fortunately for everyone, it sounds like the bomb went off when nobody was around.
 
2022-08-17 1:51:07 AM  

josiahgould: Some context: they dated in Junior High and haven't been in contact in nearly as long. When his face came up on the news she yelled "Holy shiat, Jimmy!".


When your mom got banged by Jimmy I bet it was louder, hehehe.
 
2022-08-17 1:51:33 AM  
Oh, and the photos don't make it look like a typical dumpster - more like an enclosed trash bin with small openings on the sides.
 
2022-08-17 1:59:41 AM  
dumpster?!
i hardly know her!
 
2022-08-17 2:00:23 AM  
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2022-08-17 2:10:30 AM  

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And he can do it because he does vegan crossfit and has strong pelvic floor...

/course he said that in the 4th panel..
 
2022-08-17 2:27:49 AM  
Were you still walking cool in the '70s?
 
2022-08-17 2:56:12 AM  
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May the birds that lived in his beard find a beard find a better habitat.
 
2022-08-17 2:58:16 AM  
Ok I've had too many.

*May the birds that lived in his beard find a better habitat.
 
2022-08-17 3:00:28 AM  
Alan Parsons Project NOOOO!
The Alan Parsons Project - I Wouldn't Want to be Like You
Youtube qOwFVowEugQ
 
2022-08-17 3:43:28 AM  
On the one hand, I've had my dumpster hit twice by cars. On the other hand, it has never been blown up. At least not yet.
 
2022-08-17 3:48:43 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Ok I've had too many.

*May the birds that lived in his beard find a better habitat.


I liked the first version better.

Also, I'm not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am.
 
2022-08-17 5:28:35 AM  
You would think that by now everyone would realize that if you are outside assume you are being recorded.  I don't care if you want to blow up a dumpster or just pick your nose and scratch your ass.  Someone is going to have a recording of it.
 
2022-08-17 5:30:39 AM  

berylman: Alan Parsons Project NOOOO!
[YouTube video: The Alan Parsons Project - I Wouldn't Want to be Like You]


AP Project. Now there's a bit of a throwback
 
2022-08-17 7:05:14 AM  
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Fear the beard!
 
2022-08-17 8:10:53 AM  
I bet he detonated in your mom's dumpster too, junior.
 
2022-08-17 8:30:20 AM  

kdawg7736: [fourstateshomepage.com image 240x160]

Fear the beard!


It's true. If I see a man with a beard like that, I assume he is a wacko or sovereign citizen.
 
2022-08-17 8:34:20 AM  
We all wrecked that dumpster back in the 70's, subby...
 
2022-08-17 9:07:24 AM  

Nocrash: kdawg7736: [fourstateshomepage.com image 240x160]

Fear the beard!

It's true. If I see a man with a beard like that, I assume he is a wacko or sovereign citizen.


He's growing his own gold fringe so he can be his own admiralty court.
 
2022-08-17 9:31:45 AM  
As if there were men in the 70's that subby's mom didn't date.
 
2022-08-17 10:13:31 AM  

Nocrash: kdawg7736: [fourstateshomepage.com image 240x160]

Fear the beard!

It's true. If I see a man with a beard like that, I assume he is a wacko or sovereign citizen.


...or both. With that beard, he was probably very easy to find.
 
2022-08-17 10:29:37 AM  

deadsanta: I bet he detonated in your mom's dumpster too, junior.


Meh, low effort. Trying to be shocking, but the delivery sucks. 1 out of 10.
 
2022-08-17 1:30:23 PM  

Yellow Beard: As if there were men in the 70's that subby's mom didn't date.


Is it really a "Date" if it only lasts 15 minutes?
 
2022-08-17 1:46:09 PM  
"intentional to non-dwelling of another without consent"

What the fark is that?
 
2022-08-17 1:58:32 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Yellow Beard: As if there were men in the 70's that subby's mom didn't date.

Is it really a "Date" if it only lasts 15 minutes?


You are either showing off or including getting undressed, cleaned up, and dressed in that.
 
2022-08-17 2:05:53 PM  

hagopiar: "intentional to non-dwelling of another without consent"

What the fark is that?


Purposefully set someone else's house on fire without being asked to, vs accidental or with inducement.
 
2022-08-17 2:38:38 PM  

Yellow Beard: Mr. Shabooboo: Yellow Beard: As if there were men in the 70's that subby's mom didn't date.

Is it really a "Date" if it only lasts 15 minutes?

You are either showing off or including getting undressed, cleaned up, and dressed in that.


(._.) all of it......
 
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