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2972 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Aug 2022 at 6:19 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-16 5:38:46 PM  
nissan?
 
2022-08-16 5:52:26 PM  
Mazda.
 
2022-08-16 5:52:43 PM  
*Bison mashes Mazda
 
2022-08-16 5:52:47 PM  
Mazda, what's the difference. The driver was an idiot.
 
2022-08-16 5:54:01 PM  
M. Bison head stomps Chevy Vega
 
2022-08-16 6:04:01 PM  
He stomped the shiat out of that Acura!
 
2022-08-16 6:21:31 PM  
Yep, amazingly these 2000lb animals don't care about your vacation itinerary. Crowd them, and they will fark you up.
 
2022-08-16 6:24:02 PM  
It's almost like Yellowstone has wild animals in it that don't give a shiat.  FAFO.
 
2022-08-16 6:24:09 PM  
"F*ck this car. Driver's an asshole."
 
2022-08-16 6:25:06 PM  
RIP
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2022-08-16 6:26:23 PM  
The Mazda emblem is right there Subby.
 
2022-08-16 6:26:24 PM  
I am very whelmed by this content
 
2022-08-16 6:27:25 PM  
I Mazda mistaken one emblem for another.

/Subby
 
2022-08-16 6:27:38 PM  
Driver: That Maz-da hurt
Passenger: Somebody get Mi-a-da here
 
2022-08-16 6:27:57 PM  
I like how the video claims "they left the bison plenty of room". The bison clearly disagreed with that assessment. They're lucky it wasn't a moose, or they'd have been walking home. Eventually.
 
2022-08-16 6:30:29 PM  
I'll add this: The car behind and the one filming are at least as complicit in this as was the Mazda. They left the Mazda absolutely no way to get clear that wouldn't provoke the bison.
 
2022-08-16 6:38:08 PM  

jman144: Driver: That Maz-da hurt
Passenger: Somebody get Mi-a-da here


6/10
 
2022-08-16 6:40:02 PM  
We were there last week in the same area caught in an animal traffic jam. Two bison walked right in front of us and right by the passenger window. My wife freaked out fumbling to roll the window up. I laughed and laughed and thankfully the beasts were in a good mood.
 
2022-08-16 6:43:56 PM  

moto-geek: jman144: Driver: That Maz-da hurt
Passenger: Somebody get Mi-a-da here

6/10


Fair
 
2022-08-16 6:46:21 PM  
I once witnessed the dumbest farking tourist ever in Hwenge national park. She made me look bright.

My group was pulled up to the lake at sunset, watching the elephants come out of the lake "doot da doot da doota da" and this tiny jeep pulled up, and this nitwit girl climbed halfway out the window, sitting on the sill, yelling and screaming how cool it was to see elephants. A huge bull elephant took notice.

Ok, a few rules they tell you first thing:

Just like amusement park rides, arms and legs inside the vehicle. So long as you do so, they just see you as a giant green land rover that they didn't evolve to deal with one way or another, so they leave you alone.

Keep quiet for the same reason.


Bull African elephants are reasonably patient. They give you fair warning when they're pissed off. Step one is pawing the ground, step two is a "mock charge" where they'll come at you and stop short, step three is they stomp your ass.

We were yelling at her. Her B/F was yelling at her. Our driver was yelling at her. HER driver was yelling at her. Finally our driver was like "fark this, we're out of here."
 
2022-08-16 6:51:51 PM  
Not just a Mazda, a rented Mazda. Hope they got the additional coverage on the car.
 
2022-08-16 7:01:28 PM  
Don't stop right next to a bison calf when mommy and daddy bison are nearby. They get antsy.
 
2022-08-16 7:03:37 PM  
It doesn't matter if you're on foot, a bicycle, in an SUV, or a tank.   A bison will fark your shiat up.
 
2022-08-16 7:05:18 PM  
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Mazda Guy wasn't a very bright bulb.
 
2022-08-16 7:08:15 PM  
If you're ever stuck in a herd of bison treat them just like a herd of cows. Lay on your horn and slowly drive into them.  Gently bump them, they will move.
 
2022-08-16 7:11:33 PM  
I literally got back from Yellowstone yesterday.

People are breathtakingly stupid, especially around bison.
 
2022-08-16 7:13:38 PM  
That's a Ford farkin Ranger
 
2022-08-16 7:14:35 PM  

DarnoKonrad: M. Bison head stomps Chevy Vega


YES!!! YES!!!!!


/with bonus Tuesday goodness
 
2022-08-16 7:16:54 PM  

DarnoKonrad: M. Bison head stomps Chevy Vega


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2022-08-16 7:18:12 PM  

SoupGuru: I literally got back from Yellowstone yesterday.

People are breathtakingly stupid, especially around bison.


Especially in Yellowstone. There are hot mud springs all over and stories abound of people stupid enough to walk through the hot mud springs. Which besides being dangerous is very illegal. Yet we saw footprints  in the mud from a recent incursion. And while we were there someone else decided that the law and the printed warnings -- amply distributed -- didn't apply to them.
 
2022-08-16 7:21:26 PM  

Albert911emt: It doesn't matter if you're on foot, a bicycle, in an SUV, or a tank.   A bison will fark your shiat up.


Definitely!

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2022-08-16 7:27:50 PM  

Russ1642: The Mazda emblem is right there Subby.


Yeah but it doesn't have the same ring as "toys with Toyota" Subby knew, but had to stretch the facts to get the green.
 
2022-08-16 7:27:55 PM  
Cars shouldn't be allowed in Yellowstone. You want to play cowboy? Do it the real way.
 
2022-08-16 7:29:39 PM  

TwowheelinTim: Russ1642: The Mazda emblem is right there Subby.

Yeah but it doesn't have the same ring as "toys with Toyota" Subby knew, but had to stretch the facts to get the green.


Bison Bumps Bugatti has a nice ring to it too
 
2022-08-16 7:45:22 PM  

SoupGuru: I literally got back from Yellowstone yesterday.

People are breathtakingly stupid, especially around bison.


Not Yellowstone, but one time while visiting Bear Country USA in SD, once we got to the drive-through a field full of black and brown bears part of the tour, my girlfriend wanted me to open the sunroof so she could get a better view.  Oh, hells noes I said!  At one point a black bear, which are much smaller than the brown ones, sat next to our car and proceeded to push with one paw against the B pillar.  It nearly flipped the little Civic hatchback.
 
2022-08-16 7:58:48 PM  
The literal interpretation of "going beast mode and getting up in someone's grill"
 
2022-08-16 8:04:38 PM  
Bring it on, bison.
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2022-08-16 8:13:44 PM  
Don't stop your car next to a huge bison.

That is intimidation.  You are stressing the animal out.   Take your picture and keep on frickin' moving.
 
2022-08-16 8:15:43 PM  
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2022-08-16 8:24:42 PM  

Stands With A Tiny Fist: I like how the video claims "they left the bison plenty of room". The bison clearly disagreed with that assessment. They're lucky it wasn't a moose, or they'd have been walking home. Eventually.


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2022-08-16 8:35:12 PM  
Okay I misread the headline.  I thought there was a new toy Bison playset that came with a toy Toyota that it could headbutt into.  You could put those flip panels on them, like some of the Hot Wheels had back in the 80s, to simulate damage.  It would have been the new hot toy this Christmas had someone made that
 
2022-08-16 9:46:22 PM  

Karma Chameleon: Cars shouldn't be allowed in Yellowstone. You want to play cowboy? Do it the real way.


Yellowstone is a big park and there is vast wilderness away from the roads if that's how you want to experience it.
 
2022-08-16 11:18:57 PM  
Good. fark your car.

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Indoors why are they a thing?
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We escaped the food chain.  Keep it that way . Don't tempt the critters.
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fark tourist
 
2022-08-16 11:53:06 PM  
Boom boom to the Zoom zoom.
 
2022-08-17 12:32:12 AM  
That's nothing. I once saw a bull bison hook the front grill of an F350 dual axle pickup and flip the front of it to a 40 degree angle. All the radiator steam was a nice touch too.

They ain't cows.
 
2022-08-17 1:52:36 AM  
Actually just finishing up my visit to Yellowstone, I've seen people get close enough to Bison they were within 5 feet.

I'm surprised we don't have more idiots gored.
 
2022-08-17 2:09:16 AM  
The driver got off light. He still had his grille and front bumper when he drove off.
 
2022-08-17 2:20:57 AM  

SoupGuru: I literally got back from Yellowstone yesterday.

People are breathtakingly stupid, especially around bison.


You will find at least as many people inexplicably terrified of fish, snakes, spiders, hornets and animals of all kinds. I do agree that people are stupid.

I will go out on a limb and say that fur or fuzz and the herbivore "eyes on the side of the head" make people think that bison and moose are just like cows and horses, which people think are totally docile gentle beasts. They will also like animals that have "a face," which usually means carnivore eyes. So they will get too close to bears, wolves, dingoes, coyotes, and wildcats.

So people are not basing their beliefs about animals on anything natural, but on media presentations of animals, or very special cases of animals in captivity. That is reinforced over and over.

People are therefore more likely to have stupid beliefs about animals than otherwise. There might not be any instinctual fear of animals, which means that it must be learned, and nobody learns that. Disney teaches them the opposite.
 
2022-08-17 10:46:46 AM  
"Honey, does our car rental insurance cover 'Ramming By Bison'?"
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