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(Talking Points Memo)   More like "2000 Fools", amirite?   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
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4592 clicks; posted to Politics » on 16 Aug 2022 at 6:15 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-16 5:08:04 PM  
Wow... I mean, we all knew it was BS, but this is just mind-boggling.
 
2022-08-16 5:21:41 PM  
So everything was hacked by China and destroyed... and that was their only copy of their "damning evidence"?

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If I had supposedly smoking gun evidence of something as big as they claim, I'd have multiple backups of that shiat.
 
2022-08-16 5:27:11 PM  

OldRod: So everything was hacked by China and destroyed... and that was their only copy of their "damning evidence"?

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If I had supposedly smoking gun evidence of something as big as they claim, I'd have multiple backups of that shiat.


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2022-08-16 5:41:44 PM  

OldRod: So everything was hacked by China and destroyed... and that was their only copy of their "damning evidence"?

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If I had supposedly smoking gun evidence of something as big as they claim, I'd have multiple backups of that shiat.


The Chinese ran a magnet over their floppies.
 
2022-08-16 5:43:32 PM  
Eyefreakinroll:


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2022-08-16 5:54:54 PM  

fatassbastard: Wow... I mean, we all knew it was BS, but this is just mind-boggling.


All of Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Souza's movies have been BS. But the lemmings keep filing in every time he drops trou and craps one into their local Cinemark.
 
2022-08-16 6:15:48 PM  
2000 asses
 
2022-08-16 6:17:26 PM  

Lillya: 2000 asses


And the issue of horses.
 
2022-08-16 6:17:46 PM  
So what happened? Phillips and Engelbrecht had a few excuses: The video is obscured or chopped up, they said. Also, when they attempted to launch their online repository of evidence, something "basically wiped it clean" - the work, they assumed, of Chinese hackers.

It couldn't possibly be their own weapons-grade incompetence.
 
2022-08-16 6:18:53 PM  
Lol.  Seriousl  in the age of torrents theyre trying to claim bandwidth?  And...chinese hackers.  Got it.
 
2022-08-16 6:19:23 PM  
I'll bet that Trump supporters actually attempt this shiat in the 2024 election and they're easily detected and caught.
 
2022-08-16 6:19:35 PM  

Puglio: So what happened? Phillips and Engelbrecht had a few excuses: The video is obscured or chopped up, they said. Also, when they attempted to launch their online repository of evidence, something "basically wiped it clean" - the work, they assumed, of Chinese hackers.

It couldn't possibly be their own weapons-grade incompetence.


They made their money, so 'incompetence' isn't exactly the right word. They're very competent at what they actually do, just not what they claim to do.
 
2022-08-16 6:20:51 PM  

Lillya: 2000 asses


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2000 dumbasses
 
2022-08-16 6:21:57 PM  

Badmoodman: Eyefreakinroll:


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Jesus.

That's the type of headline writing you'd see in North Korean media.
 
2022-08-16 6:22:18 PM  
Problem is the GOP always doubles down. So yeah, this was a complete shiat show based on fabricated evidence based on the masturbatory desires of conservatives to give up democracy/freedom to have some oligarch run our world in a violent hateful way. It would not be surprising if next election Meal Team 6 and the Gravy Seals are at every voting station in the nation filming shiat, harassing people, and basically bullying and terrorizing decent people so they will have the 'evidence' this time.

Next election is going to be bonkers. Please vote early, and vote by mail if possible and be aware these insane and violent terrorists will be out there.
 
2022-08-16 6:23:10 PM  
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2022-08-16 6:23:40 PM  
Republicans: immigrants cheated in the 2016 election!

Also Republicans: listen to this immigrant convicted of an election felony!
 
2022-08-16 6:24:39 PM  
It's as if millions of people, upon learning about Elizabeth Holmes and Theranos, suddenly decided, "That's how we should run a political movement!"
 
2022-08-16 6:25:58 PM  

OldRod: So everything was hacked by China and destroyed... and that was their only copy of their "damning evidence"?

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If I had supposedly smoking gun evidence of something as big as they claim, I'd have multiple backups of that shiat.


The star of the movie forgot evidence and only brought his smoking gun to the party.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/gregg-phillips-dinesh-dsouza-movie-star-booted-from-party-for-bringing-gun?ref=home&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
 
2022-08-16 6:26:39 PM  
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2022-08-16 6:26:48 PM  
So, there's no evidence and all they have left is faith?  That always ends well.
 
2022-08-16 6:28:07 PM  
"2000 Tools" is an acceptable alternative.
 
2022-08-16 6:28:15 PM  

Russ1642: I'll bet that Trump supporters actually attempt this shiat in the 2024 election and they're easily detected and caught.


Actual mules will be involved.
 
2022-08-16 6:28:41 PM  
Convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza is a fake, a phony, a fraud.
 
2022-08-16 6:30:53 PM  
I got, like, one and a half paragraphs in and decided "I don't need to know what these idiots are doing or saying, ever again."
 
2022-08-16 6:30:59 PM  
A mule is half horse, half ass, and this is certainly half-assed.
 
2022-08-16 6:31:48 PM  
I'm holding my applause, now what?
 
2022-08-16 6:31:58 PM  
This country desperately needs publicly-funded mental health care.
 
2022-08-16 6:32:28 PM  
DeSouza is the flat earth of moon conspiracies.
 
2022-08-16 6:32:31 PM  
Is this the season finale of Better Call Saul? I see Kim Wexler next to Slippin' Jimmy confessing the con.
 
2022-08-16 6:32:59 PM  
Pathetic.
 
2022-08-16 6:36:53 PM  
Good news everybody, here's your chance to blow anywhere from $30 to $149.95*-


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* Horse manure at no added cost.
 
2022-08-16 6:37:12 PM  
They keep promising wonders, and keep coming up empty.

The difference between cultists and normal people is that at some point (usually long before now)  normal people figure out that this is all bullshiat smoke&mirrors and move on with their lives.

Cultists accept the Chinese hackers stole our bandwidth and wiped our only copy so we need your email address and we'll tell you when we have the video we PROMISE. "OK, here's our emails!"

It's just sad, except these people vote and have kids.
 
2022-08-16 6:40:59 PM  
First it was Mike Pillow's Cyber Symposium and now this.  I'm starting to have doubts about their overwhelming evidence.
 
2022-08-16 6:41:41 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Badmoodman: Eyefreakinroll:


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Jesus.

That's the type of headline writing you'd see in North Korean media.


And here, evidently.
 
2022-08-16 6:43:35 PM  
Uhh.  Have your tried to upload it again?  Or perhaps put the stuff on thepiratebay.com. Nothing can shut that site down, it's the most resilient site in the planet.

/ ya got nothin'?
// well try again cuz nothin' uses very little bandwidth
 
2022-08-16 6:45:30 PM  

skyotter: This country desperately needs publicly-funded mental health care.


We do. It's called "jail."
 
2022-08-16 6:46:47 PM  
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2022-08-16 6:47:02 PM  

The.anti-Larry: First it was Mike Pillow's Cyber Symposium and now this.  I'm starting to have doubts about their overwhelming evidence.


You're just Not LISTENING to the evidence!  It's all right there!
 
2022-08-16 6:49:54 PM  

Puglio: So what happened? Phillips and Engelbrecht had a few excuses: The video is obscured or chopped up, they said. Also, when they attempted to launch their online repository of evidence, something "basically wiped it clean" - the work, they assumed, of Chinese hackers.

It couldn't possibly be their own weapons-grade incompetence.


So the Chinese hackers don't want the evidence of the illegal Mexican votes to get out?
 
2022-08-16 6:51:02 PM  

GlenninSac: Good news everybody, here's your chance to blow anywhere from $30 to $149.95*-


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* Horse manure at no added cost.


Hmm.  I can blow a buck-fifty on that rancid horsesh*t, or I can hop on Amazon and pay for that stand for my G920 racing wheel.

Whatever should I do...?
 
2022-08-16 6:52:51 PM  
You'd think after all the times right wing websites have been cracked open and everything put online, someone would have told them about how Torrents work.
 
2022-08-16 6:53:58 PM  

GlamrLama: Or perhaps put the stuff on thepiratebay.com. Nothing can shut that site down, it's the most resilient site in the planet.


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2022-08-16 6:58:44 PM  
When you order Rhea Seehorn from wish.com:

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2022-08-16 7:06:46 PM  

foo monkey: So, there's no evidence and all they have left is faith?  That always ends well.


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covenant_(Star_Trek:_Deep_Space_Nine)
 
2022-08-16 7:12:37 PM  
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2022-08-16 7:18:07 PM  

Greywar: Lol.  Seriousl  in the age of torrents theyre trying to claim bandwidth?  And...chinese hackers.  Got it.


OMG!  The dog ate their homework.
 
2022-08-16 7:34:26 PM  
People Am Stoopid, but once you promise details you're screwed.
 
2022-08-16 7:47:26 PM  
88 days from midterms...interesting timing....
 
2022-08-16 7:48:00 PM  

grokca: OldRod: So everything was hacked by China and destroyed... and that was their only copy of their "damning evidence"?

[Fark user image image 244x284]

If I had supposedly smoking gun evidence of something as big as they claim, I'd have multiple backups of that shiat.

The Chinese ran a magnet over their floppies.


Geez, there are better treatments for erectile dysfunction.
 
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