Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(NBC New York)   Even though marijuana is legal, driving through the State of New Jersey with 420 pounds of weed in your car is still not legal. It's kind of over the limit   (nbcnewyork.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, New York City, 20-year-old Queens man, Li Fan Feng, New Jersey, northern New Jersey, Hudson County, New Jersey, Bergen County, New Jersey, New York metropolitan area  
•       •       •

1334 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Aug 2022 at 5:52 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



54 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2022-08-16 4:41:34 PM  
One Toke Over the Line
Youtube L9HXClusp_E
 
2022-08-16 4:54:21 PM  
IMO, I can understand how carrying that much, especially when it's not legal nationwide, could be illegal, unless you hit exactly 420lbs.
 
2022-08-16 5:36:18 PM  
Personal use, dude.
 
2022-08-16 5:54:58 PM  

namegoeshere: Personal use, dude.


This is what I came here for. Thank you for not disappointing.
 
2022-08-16 5:57:51 PM  

scottydoesntknow: IMO, I can understand how carrying that much, especially when it's not legal nationwide, could be illegal, unless you hit exactly 420lbs.


420.69 lbs of Weed.

That's a nice weekend right there
 
2022-08-16 6:04:42 PM  
420 seems a bit on the nose 👃
 
2022-08-16 6:06:26 PM  
Hey man, let Dr. Oz be!
 
2022-08-16 6:08:28 PM  

bshockme: namegoeshere: Personal use, dude.

This is what I came here for. Thank you for not disappointing.


Me too
 
2022-08-16 6:09:23 PM  

namegoeshere: Personal use, dude.


If it was Willy Nelson or Snoop Dog's tour bus I'd allow it =)
 
2022-08-16 6:13:49 PM  
4/20 is also Hitler's birthday
 
2022-08-16 6:15:19 PM  

Willie_One_Eye: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/L9HXClusp_E?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsapi=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&widgetid=1]


Here's an excellent cover of that song:
One Toke Over The Line
Youtube MRa_gC6y4CY
 
2022-08-16 6:15:23 PM  

waxbeans: 420 seems a bit on the nose 👃


Yeah to the point I doubt the accuracy of this report.
 
2022-08-16 6:17:26 PM  
If you have exactly 420lbs of weed that should always be legal.
 
2022-08-16 6:17:58 PM  
It's Bergen County NJ FFS...... You need that much just to stay sane...

/ lived there for 12years
// there is a stain on my soul to this day.
/// I didn't escape action park unscathed.....
 
2022-08-16 6:21:54 PM  

BeerGraduate: 4/20 is also Hitler's birthday


Dude was so constantly wrecked that he couldn't draw two crossed lines
 
2022-08-16 6:24:46 PM  
In New Jersey, how much street value is 420lbs of pot worth?

Cop Math only.
 
2022-08-16 6:28:11 PM  
i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
2022-08-16 6:30:44 PM  

Badafuco: In New Jersey, how much street value is 420lbs of pot worth?

Cop Math only.


Wholesale cannabis is around $1000/lb, so really around $420,000.

Now add in cop math (about $30/gram, no adjustment for bulk), it's about $5.7M.
 
2022-08-16 6:35:01 PM  
 
2022-08-16 6:42:51 PM  
By God, 420 POUNDS of the devil's lettuce?!!? That's enough to wipe out the entire eastern seaboard!!
 
2022-08-16 6:44:17 PM  
I don't know how long that much would last me but, i'd certainly be willing to try finding out.
 
2022-08-16 6:44:30 PM  

deadromanoff: It's Bergen County NJ FFS...... You need that much just to stay sane...

/ lived there for 12years
// there is a stain on my soul to this day.
/// I didn't escape action park unscathed.....


Hey, don't knock Bergen.

You didn't spend your sunday's right when we close everything to keep your sanity.
 
2022-08-16 6:59:24 PM  
Unless you're a pharmaceutical company.
 
2022-08-16 7:01:26 PM  
Why is weed measured in Imperial units and cocaine in metric?
 
2022-08-16 7:01:52 PM  

PineappleOnPizza: I don't know how long that much would last me but, i'd certainly be willing to try finding out.


420lbs is 6720 ounces, and 53760 1/8ths. 

If you smoked an 1/8th a day (no small task) it'd take you 147 years.
 
2022-08-16 7:02:47 PM  

Myria: Why is weed measured in Imperial units and cocaine in metric?


Try and do math while stoned. You need some wiggle room and are just eyeballing it.

On coke, you are going to obsessively dial in that measurement, and in record time.
 
2022-08-16 7:04:29 PM  

phimuskapsi: PineappleOnPizza: I don't know how long that much would last me but, i'd certainly be willing to try finding out.

420lbs is 6720 ounces, and 53760 1/8ths. 

If you smoked an 1/8th a day (no small task) it'd take you 147 years.


I'm just trying to visualize what they were carrying 420lbs of weed around in.

My money is a Honda Element. The hammerspace in those things work to its favor.

Also you know that when they picked it up, one dude was like, no not 400lbs, 420 dude! and somehow that extra 20lbs is going to be key to this in them getting kicked in the balls.
 
2022-08-16 7:05:18 PM  
So, the limit is 419lbs?
 
2022-08-16 7:05:59 PM  

BeerGraduate: 4/20 is also Hitler's birthday


years age my son said he was "celebrating 4/20"
i asked why he would celebrate hitler's birthday? you don't look the type.
his answer was "i did not know that"
and that was another use of my "best to be specific"
 
2022-08-16 7:25:51 PM  
Okay, but since 420 pounds of weed is approximately as dangerous as 420 pounds of tomatoes, what farking sense does any of this make?
 
2022-08-16 7:35:45 PM  
God, I hope he told them it was oregano
 
2022-08-16 7:36:06 PM  

Raoul Eaton: Willie_One_Eye: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/L9HXClusp_E?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsapi=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&widgetid=1]

Here's an excellent cover of that song:
[iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/MRa_gC6y4CY?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=15&enablejsapi=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&widgetid=1]


I'd still love to find out the real story of how that came to be sang where it was.  Doubt we'll ever know, conflicting accounts, speculation, etc. but dammit that's a story that needs to be told
 
2022-08-16 7:48:10 PM  

knobmaker: Okay, but since 420 pounds of weed is approximately as dangerous as 420 pounds of tomatoes, what farking sense does any of this make?


People have actually died from a tomato allergy.  Tomatoes are far more dangerous.
 
2022-08-16 8:00:34 PM  
Were all 375 pounds then impounded by police?
 
2022-08-16 8:11:18 PM  
The weight of the pot was 419.5 pounds but the cops rounded up for obvious reasons.
 
2022-08-16 8:17:17 PM  
If you're going to legalize weed, you may as well make it legal for anyone to possess (and to sell to any person) any amount at any time, without taxation.  Because that's what's going to happen anyway.
 
2022-08-16 8:22:30 PM  

Myria: Why is weed measured in Imperial units and cocaine in metric?


I've heard Imperial being used with cocaine, but it is a scale thing. You can buy it by the gram. It also originates from countries where metric is the default so it is shipped in kilograms. 

For weed, it's both: 1/8 oz is 3.5 grams, an oz is 24.5 grams. When you weigh it, you don't go by imperial, you go by metric, but you sell amounts that are imperial.
 
2022-08-16 8:37:01 PM  

phimuskapsi: Myria: Why is weed measured in Imperial units and cocaine in metric?

I've heard Imperial being used with cocaine, but it is a scale thing. You can buy it by the gram. It also originates from countries where metric is the default so it is shipped in kilograms. 

For weed, it's both: 1/8 oz is 3.5 grams, an oz is 24.5 grams. When you weigh it, you don't go by imperial, you go by metric, but you sell amounts that are imperial.


I bought from knew a guy that sold a Troy ounce of weed once.  He booped the wrong button on his scale and didn't realize till he had it bagged.  He just shrugged and dropped the price a few bucks, but it was still kinda funny.  Gold standard weed, man

/no, wasn't me
//I would never make an illegal purchase of that nature
///and it was a week before payday and I was already skint
 
2022-08-16 8:39:52 PM  
That's like, what, one batch of brownies?
 
2022-08-16 8:59:31 PM  
Is cannabis legal in my state? Well now you know. At least as of tonight.

Is cannabis legal for Federal employees if it's legal in my state? Lol, no. Don't even look at the word.

Should you smoke cannabis? No, any inhaled, heated material will damage your lungs.

Would I stop drinking alcohol immediately if cannabis were fully legal across the board? Well? What do you think?

/damn Virginia, suddenly you got cool
 
2022-08-16 9:15:37 PM  

Valter: Should you smoke cannabis? No, any inhaled, heated material will damage your lungs.


True, which is why edibles exist

/and no, the good ones don't taste like weed
 
2022-08-16 9:17:11 PM  

phimuskapsi: Myria: Why is weed measured in Imperial units and cocaine in metric?

I've heard Imperial being used with cocaine, but it is a scale thing. You can buy it by the gram. It also originates from countries where metric is the default so it is shipped in kilograms. 

For weed, it's both: 1/8 oz is 3.5 grams, an oz is 24.5 grams. When you weigh it, you don't go by imperial, you go by metric, but you sell amounts that are imperial.


I now have you Farkied as "Knows a lot about selling drugs"
 
2022-08-16 10:10:08 PM  
Bovine Diarrhea Virus:

I now have you Farkied as "Knows a lot about selling drugs"

Not wrong. My college years were kind of a mess.
 
2022-08-16 10:16:28 PM  

phimuskapsi: Bovine Diarrhea Virus:

I now have you Farkied as "Knows a lot about selling drugs"

Not wrong. My college years were kind of a mess.


Buncha damn druggies - hate those people
 
2022-08-16 11:22:12 PM  

Myria: Why is weed measured in Imperial units and cocaine in metric?


Because of the grams thing.
 
2022-08-16 11:23:05 PM  

phimuskapsi: PineappleOnPizza: I don't know how long that much would last me but, i'd certainly be willing to try finding out.

420lbs is 6720 ounces, and 53760 1/8ths. 

If you smoked an 1/8th a day (no small task) it'd take you 147 years.


A QP lasted me a year. So 420 would last the rest of my life?
 
2022-08-16 11:28:00 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Valter: Should you smoke cannabis? No, any inhaled, heated material will damage your lungs.

True, which is why edibles exist

/and no, the good ones don't taste like weed


So far that seems to be the case here in Texas with gummie cbd eats
 
2022-08-17 12:28:15 AM  
I couldn't picture how much 420 lbs. of weed would look like.
 
2022-08-17 12:31:43 AM  

waxbeans: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Valter: Should you smoke cannabis? No, any inhaled, heated material will damage your lungs.

True, which is why edibles exist

/and no, the good ones don't taste like weed

So far that seems to be the case here in Texas with gummie cbd eats


Depends a lot on the brand/maker with gummies.  Some of them taste like they're lawn clippings flavor, some just taste like gummy candy

/for those that care, the Sensichew national brand line has it down
//everything pretty much has tasted like whatever candy it purports to be
///a real advantage when you need to eat them regularly
 
2022-08-17 12:57:48 AM  

phimuskapsi: an oz is 24.5 grams


28.35 grams to an ounce.

/did I ever buy from you?
 
Displayed 50 of 54 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.