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2022-08-16 4:21:37 PM  
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2022-08-16 4:22:02 PM  
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2022-08-16 4:25:44 PM  
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2022-08-16 5:35:41 PM  
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2022-08-16 5:41:05 PM  
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2022-08-16 5:45:20 PM  

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"It's been a rough year and a half, Mr President. It's a good thing you finally scored a major win with only 2 1/2 months left to go before the midterms."

"I was..."

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...Biden my time."

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!

/♫ meet the new boss
//♫ same as the old boss
 
2022-08-16 5:58:27 PM  
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2022-08-16 5:59:04 PM  
Republicans: "Inflation is a huge problem that Brandon won't solve."

Joe Biden: "Okay, I'll sign the Inflation Reduction Act."

Republicans: "No, not like that."
 
2022-08-16 6:01:53 PM  
I'm not sure I can handle the Schadenfreude of watching the GOP get crushed  by the Dementia Dictator. I hope it makes the pussy grabber inject disinfectants and cry to Kim Jong Un.
 
2022-08-16 6:02:32 PM  
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2022-08-16 6:02:43 PM  
I tried to find the Marlarkey Detected meme and I got this thing from Ben Shapiro.

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Unintentional Dark Brandon.
 
2022-08-16 6:03:12 PM  
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2022-08-16 6:03:46 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I tried to find the Marlarkey Detected meme and I got this thing from Ben Shapiro.

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Unintentional Dark Brandon.


That doesn't even make any kind of sense.
 
2022-08-16 6:04:20 PM  

Weatherkiss: Republicans: "Inflation is a huge problem that Brandon won't solve."

Joe Biden: "Okay, I'll sign the Inflation Reduction Act."

Republicans: "No, not like that."


I think that meme should be updated:

Republicans: "Inflation is a huge problem that Brandon won't solve."

Joe Biden: "Okay, I'll sign the Inflation Reduction Act."

Republicans: *continues sexually molesting a goat* "No, not like that."
 
2022-08-16 6:04:37 PM  

Glitchwerks: Rapmaster2000: I tried to find the Marlarkey Detected meme and I got this thing from Ben Shapiro.

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Unintentional Dark Brandon.

That doesn't even make any kind of sense.


Ben Shapiro is also supposed to be smart, or at least conservatives think he is.
 
2022-08-16 6:05:06 PM  

Glitchwerks: Rapmaster2000: I tried to find the Marlarkey Detected meme and I got this thing from Ben Shapiro.

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Unintentional Dark Brandon.

That doesn't even make any kind of sense.


Yeah, it's from Ben Shapiro...
 
2022-08-16 6:06:19 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Glitchwerks: Rapmaster2000: I tried to find the Marlarkey Detected meme and I got this thing from Ben Shapiro.

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Unintentional Dark Brandon.

That doesn't even make any kind of sense.

Ben Shapiro is also supposed to be smart, or at least conservatives think he is.


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2022-08-16 6:06:55 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Glitchwerks: Rapmaster2000: I tried to find the Marlarkey Detected meme and I got this thing from Ben Shapiro.

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Unintentional Dark Brandon.

That doesn't even make any kind of sense.

Ben Shapiro is also supposed to be smart, or at least conservatives think he is.


Ben Shapiro is what stupid people think a smart person sounds like.
 
2022-08-16 6:07:27 PM  

Glitchwerks: Rapmaster2000: I tried to find the Marlarkey Detected meme and I got this thing from Ben Shapiro.

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Unintentional Dark Brandon.

That doesn't even make any kind of sense.


Did you not see the part about getting it from Ben Shapiro?
 
2022-08-16 6:08:55 PM  
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2022-08-16 6:09:19 PM  
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2022-08-16 6:10:00 PM  
Starting to think Republicans don't actually want to help.
 
2022-08-16 6:11:05 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Glitchwerks: Rapmaster2000: I tried to find the Marlarkey Detected meme and I got this thing from Ben Shapiro.

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Unintentional Dark Brandon.

That doesn't even make any kind of sense.

Ben Shapiro is also supposed to be smart, or at least conservatives think he is.


Ben Shapiro is smart to a conservative.
 
2022-08-16 6:11:49 PM  
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2022-08-16 6:12:31 PM  

DarnoKonrad: [Fark user image 443x317]


CSB:  At the time that photo happened;I had a Republican coworker, who I do think is an ok guy, tell me when Biden made that statement that any Republican who had made a similar curse word on a hot mike on the congressional floor that the "liberal media would've gone insane."

I played for him the the hot mike of Cheney actually saying "Fark you," to a member of congress on the floor... he just shrugged and walked off.  He kinda hated me after that.  I did really like him as a friend and coworker, we trusted each other, but I'm glad we've lost touch since TFG happened.

I hate that their side is forgiven for everything, and we actually hold our side responsible.  It's so farked up.
 
2022-08-16 6:13:11 PM  
"There are those who hold a dark and despairing view of this country. Too often, we hand the biggest microphone to the critics and the cynics who delight in declaring defeat. We confuse noise with substance and obstacles with the end."

Dark Brandon reads Fark Poltab? Get out of town!!

/in his t-top firebird while eating an ice cream cone
 
2022-08-16 6:13:49 PM  
We are giving Medicare the power to negotiate for lower prescription drug prices.

This is such a common-sense thing, it's intensely aggravating that it took this long (or, indeed, that it was ever a problem in the first place).

I get my health care from the VA, which negotiates prices aggressively. At least one of my pills changes about once a year. So far, the socialisms hasn't hurt me at all.
 
2022-08-16 6:17:12 PM  

Phil McKraken: I'm not sure I can handle the Schadenfreude of watching the GOP get crushed  by the Dementia Dictator. I hope it makes the pussy grabber inject disinfectants and cry to Kim Jong Un.


Hi, big Kim? It's President Donald. Can we talk?

*Sound of gun cocking on other end*

"Yes this is most glorious President Kim and I would like to listen for hours, please."
 
2022-08-16 6:19:12 PM  

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"Everybody gets one."
 
2022-08-16 6:19:12 PM  
My cowardly rep (Nehls) can cry moar.
 
2022-08-16 6:19:35 PM  

Puglio: We are giving Medicare the power to negotiate for lower prescription drug prices.

This is such a common-sense thing, it's intensely aggravating that it took this long (or, indeed, that it was ever a problem in the first place).

I get my health care from the VA, which negotiates prices aggressively. At least one of my pills changes about once a year. So far, the socialisms hasn't hurt me at all.


That's its seductive power. You may think it's making your life marginally better in common-sense ways, but someday when you die and they perform an autopsy, they'll find your bone marrow is black and your belly is full of socialism worms. It happened to my grandfather. He was never the same after that.
 
2022-08-16 6:19:38 PM  

Lochsteppe: Starting to think Republicans don't actually want to help.



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2022-08-16 6:21:05 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I tried to find the Marlarkey Detected meme and I got this thing from Ben Shapiro.

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Unintentional Dark Brandon.


Did someone say "Malarkey Detected"?

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2022-08-16 6:22:35 PM  
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2022-08-16 6:23:13 PM  

whtriced: Rapmaster2000: Glitchwerks: Rapmaster2000: I tried to find the Marlarkey Detected meme and I got this thing from Ben Shapiro.

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Unintentional Dark Brandon.

That doesn't even make any kind of sense.

Ben Shapiro is also supposed to be smart, or at least conservatives think he is.

Ben Shapiro is smart to a conservative.


In other words, he can speak in complete sentences.
 
2022-08-16 6:26:12 PM  
2 best parts of the transcript:

"The big drug companies spent nearly $100 million to beat this law. We prevailed. "
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"Democrats sided with the American people and Republicans sided with the special interests. Every single Republican voted against lower prescription drug prices, against lower health care costs and against a fairer tax system. Every single Republican voted against tackling the climate crisis, against lowering energy costs and against creating good-paying jobs."
 
2022-08-16 6:27:03 PM  

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Aww, poor rich tax dodgers.
 
2022-08-16 6:27:50 PM  
"The work of governing is hard. It's frustrating and slow. It requires compromise. Making progress in a country as big and complicated as ours isn't easy. It never has been.
But with unwavering conviction, commitment and patience, progress comes.
And when it does, people's lives are made better, the future becomes brighter and a nation is transformed."
-Joseph R. Biden put

Put that quote on the wall of his library. That's poor Joe, for better or worse.
 
2022-08-16 6:28:04 PM  
Beautiful 🤩
 
2022-08-16 6:29:04 PM  
Pure Joe, not poor. Preview is for the weak.
 
2022-08-16 6:30:01 PM  
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2022-08-16 6:30:16 PM  

thorpe: 2 best parts of the transcript:

"The big drug companies spent nearly $100 million to beat this law. We prevailed. "
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"Democrats sided with the American people and Republicans sided with the special interests. Every single Republican voted against lower prescription drug prices, against lower health care costs and against a fairer tax system. Every single Republican voted against tackling the climate crisis, against lowering energy costs and against creating good-paying jobs."


Biden needs to teach some of the other Dems how to talk like that.

They call it a "gaffe" but it's that plain English way of speaking that a lot of voters really seem to like.
 
2022-08-16 6:33:01 PM  
Erm, Mr. Biden? If you wanted this information out there, why put it on Yahoo!...?
 
2022-08-16 6:38:23 PM  
Who will be the first Republican to take credit for the funds this bill brings to their state?
 
2022-08-16 6:38:51 PM  
I wish it did more to explicitly harm right wingers, things right wingers love, and right winger activities, but you can't have everything I guess.

Good Job Brandon. Now let's stamp out the right wing malarkey, put all the traitors in jail, re-education camp the rest.
 
2022-08-16 6:43:19 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Glitchwerks: Rapmaster2000: I tried to find the Marlarkey Detected meme and I got this thing from Ben Shapiro.

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Unintentional Dark Brandon.

That doesn't even make any kind of sense.

Ben Shapiro is also supposed to be smart, or at least conservatives think he is.


Conservatives think Shapiro totally destroyed that BBC guy.
 
2022-08-16 6:43:45 PM  

LarryDan43: Who will be the first Republican to take credit for the funds this bill brings to their state?


What's sad is that this isn't even a question.
 
2022-08-16 6:44:20 PM  
Surprised there wasn't,"God bless America" at the end but is that still a thing?

Regardless.  Like this:
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2022-08-16 6:44:44 PM  

fiddlehead: Rapmaster2000: Glitchwerks: Rapmaster2000: I tried to find the Marlarkey Detected meme and I got this thing from Ben Shapiro.

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Unintentional Dark Brandon.

That doesn't even make any kind of sense.

Ben Shapiro is also supposed to be smart, or at least conservatives think he is.

Conservatives think Shapiro totally destroyed that BBC guy.


That's because they were on PornHub.
 
2022-08-16 6:46:51 PM  
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