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(Yahoo)   There's delicious savory pizza and then there's whatever this is   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Fruit, Cheese, Italian cuisine, watermelon pizza, Pizza, Sweetness, Bread, circular slices  
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735 clicks; posted to Food » on 16 Aug 2022 at 3:50 PM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-16 1:40:36 PM  
Muppet Show: Running Gag - Payphone
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2022-08-16 1:45:44 PM  
also, needs a @rugbyjock take
 
2022-08-16 2:01:19 PM  
Actually, I just had Watermelon & mozzarella with a drizzle of balsamic glaze and... it was pretty damn good for a hot summer day.
 
2022-08-16 2:33:12 PM  
That's salad you can eat with your hands.
 
2022-08-16 3:22:43 PM  
Still better than Chicago Style
 
2022-08-16 3:52:56 PM  
Eeewwwww!!
 
2022-08-16 4:05:12 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Actually, I just had Watermelon & mozzarella with a drizzle of balsamic glaze and... it was pretty damn good for a hot summer day.


Add some fresh mint to that and really blow your mind. ;)
 
2022-08-16 4:08:30 PM  
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'The flying f**k is this sh*t?'
'Sorry, Mom went vegan again.'

 
2022-08-16 4:23:20 PM  
Melon, milk product, fruit.
It's not a pizza, but it sounds nice on a hot day
 
2022-08-16 4:30:17 PM  

Ass_Master_Flash: Still better than Chicago Style


Half a cantaloupe you just jump all the shiat inside and eat with a ladle?
 
2022-08-16 4:36:55 PM  
I tried that trick of sprinkling a little salt on watermelon.

I didn't like it.  It made the salt taste funny.
 
2022-08-16 4:45:41 PM  
That's just a well-presented fruit salad.
 
2022-08-16 4:48:36 PM  
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2022-08-16 4:59:32 PM  
Oblig.:

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2022-08-16 5:05:18 PM  
No no no

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2022-08-16 5:47:39 PM  

Tarl3k: NewportBarGuy: Actually, I just had Watermelon & mozzarella with a drizzle of balsamic glaze and... it was pretty damn good for a hot summer day.

Add some fresh mint to that and really blow your mind. ;)


There's nothing wrong with this combination. Sounds good in fact.

But could we not call it pizza?

Things have names. Names have meanings. That's not what that means. By even the loosiest of goosiest definitions it is not pizza.

Call it Watzzbalmin or something.
 
2022-08-16 5:47:51 PM  
Fruit and cheese.  SO fancy (not).
 
2022-08-16 6:04:42 PM  

Kris_Romm: Fruit and cheese.  SO fancy (not).


You ragging on my fruit rollups stuffed with feta? I'll be sure to extend my pinky as I shove it down my gaping maw, naked, drunk, and at 4 in the morning.
 
2022-08-16 6:12:41 PM  

Subtonic: Kris_Romm: Fruit and cheese.  SO fancy (not).

You ragging on my fruit rollups stuffed with feta? I'll be sure to extend my pinky as I shove it down my gaping maw, naked, drunk, and at 4 in the morning.


*bats eyelashes*

Go on....
 
2022-08-16 8:01:39 PM  
I guess that you can call anything a pizza then:
A flattened cat turd with feta and an olive on it.
The insole of my work boot smeared with olive oil and garlic, topped with halved cherry tomatoes, basil and anchovies, then flame broiled on a shopping cart that is upside down over a tire fire.
Whatever the fark Taco Hell calls "Mexican Pizza". (just mentioning that makes my Mexican buddy start ranting and frothing at the mouth, so I do it occasionally)

If you invite me over for pizza, and I'm open minded about what that is (hopefully not just cheese and pepperoni though), and you serve me that... thing, that's a cock punch.
 
2022-08-16 8:02:54 PM  

Cafe Threads: Subtonic: Kris_Romm: Fruit and cheese.  SO fancy (not).

You ragging on my fruit rollups stuffed with feta? I'll be sure to extend my pinky as I shove it down my gaping maw, naked, drunk, and at 4 in the morning.

*bats eyelashes*

Go on....


That's no way to talk about your mom, in public anyway!
 
2022-08-16 8:13:36 PM  
It's a salad.

Just because the people on TikTok call it a pizza doesn't make it a pizza. Way too many of the TikTok users posting about food are idiots who don't know jack sh*t.
 
2022-08-16 9:50:08 PM  

eyeq360: It's a salad.

Just because the people on TikTok call it a pizza doesn't make it a pizza. Way too many of the TikTok users posting about food are idiots who don't know jack sh*t.


That's probably because none of these youngsters got their MTV and skated to Pizza Hut.

I'm only halfway joking.

(Smug, Gen Xer :)
 
2022-08-16 11:16:46 PM  
So as long as something is a circle cut into wedges, it's a pizza?
 
2022-08-17 2:05:47 AM  

Moose out front: So as long as something is a circle cut into wedges, it's a pizza?


Errr...
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2022-08-17 5:10:40 AM  

NINEv2: Moose out front: So as long as something is a circle cut into wedges, it's a pizza?

Errr...
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I'm just imagining standing in the doorway, viewing this scene upon walking in somewhere...

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2022-08-17 11:40:40 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Actually, I just had Watermelon & mozzarella with a drizzle of balsamic glaze and... it was pretty damn good for a hot summer day.


Recently, I was at a company event where the wait-persons circulated with tray of various snacks.  One girl offered watermelon with balsamic an goat cheese.  While others returned to the kitchen to reload their trays with different items, she wandered the floor for at least an hour with half a tray as no one who tried them wanted seconds of that abomination.
 
2022-08-17 6:55:25 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: NINEv2: Moose out front: So as long as something is a circle cut into wedges, it's a pizza?

Errr...
[Fark user image 425x254]

I'm just imagining standing in the doorway, viewing this scene upon walking in somewhere...

[Fark user image 320x233] [View Full Size image _x_]


I've seen that picture countless times, but for the first time I noticed that Hutt The Greater appears to be molesting a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing, I'm guessing to squirt all over the pizza since there doesn't seem to be any sides or even a bowl for dipping crusts in. Not enough fat calories, apparently.
And there seems to be a thin captive in the background, cowering in the corner, hoping they eat their fill of pizza and don't turn on her...
 
2022-08-17 8:17:51 PM  

Percise1: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: NINEv2: Moose out front: So as long as something is a circle cut into wedges, it's a pizza?

Errr...
[Fark user image 425x254]

I'm just imagining standing in the doorway, viewing this scene upon walking in somewhere...

[Fark user image 320x233] [View Full Size image _x_]

I've seen that picture countless times, but for the first time I noticed that Hutt The Greater appears to be molesting a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing, I'm guessing to squirt all over the pizza since there doesn't seem to be any sides or even a bowl for dipping crusts in. Not enough fat calories, apparently.
And there seems to be a thin captive in the background, cowering in the corner, hoping they eat their fill of pizza and don't turn on her...


Has the look of the beginning of one of those "No matter who you are, that's... pretty disturbing" niche porn vids.  The ones that don't so much provoke arousal as they do confused dog expression in most folks

/or possibly sanity loss and vomiting
 
2022-08-17 8:22:24 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Percise1: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: NINEv2: Moose out front: So as long as something is a circle cut into wedges, it's a pizza?

Errr...
[Fark user image 425x254]

I'm just imagining standing in the doorway, viewing this scene upon walking in somewhere...

[Fark user image 320x233] [View Full Size image _x_]

I've seen that picture countless times, but for the first time I noticed that Hutt The Greater appears to be molesting a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing, I'm guessing to squirt all over the pizza since there doesn't seem to be any sides or even a bowl for dipping crusts in. Not enough fat calories, apparently.
And there seems to be a thin captive in the background, cowering in the corner, hoping they eat their fill of pizza and don't turn on her...

Has the look of the beginning of one of those "No matter who you are, that's... pretty disturbing" niche porn vids.  The ones that don't so much provoke arousal as they do confused dog expression in most folks

/or possibly sanity loss and vomiting


Wow.
That's a new level of nasti that I was not prepared for.
I'm going to have to electroshock myself and debate if I will eat for the remainder of the week.
 
2022-08-17 8:39:00 PM  

Percise1: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Percise1: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: NINEv2: Moose out front: So as long as something is a circle cut into wedges, it's a pizza?

Errr...
[Fark user image 425x254]

I'm just imagining standing in the doorway, viewing this scene upon walking in somewhere...

[Fark user image 320x233] [View Full Size image _x_]

I've seen that picture countless times, but for the first time I noticed that Hutt The Greater appears to be molesting a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing, I'm guessing to squirt all over the pizza since there doesn't seem to be any sides or even a bowl for dipping crusts in. Not enough fat calories, apparently.
And there seems to be a thin captive in the background, cowering in the corner, hoping they eat their fill of pizza and don't turn on her...

Has the look of the beginning of one of those "No matter who you are, that's... pretty disturbing" niche porn vids.  The ones that don't so much provoke arousal as they do confused dog expression in most folks

/or possibly sanity loss and vomiting

Wow.
That's a new level of nasti that I was not prepared for.
I'm going to have to electroshock myself and debate if I will eat for the remainder of the week.


Glad to be of service
 
2022-08-18 12:27:59 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Percise1: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: NINEv2: Moose out front: So as long as something is a circle cut into wedges, it's a pizza?

Errr...
[Fark user image 425x254]

I'm just imagining standing in the doorway, viewing this scene upon walking in somewhere...

[Fark user image 320x233] [View Full Size image _x_]

I've seen that picture countless times, but for the first time I noticed that Hutt The Greater appears to be molesting a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing, I'm guessing to squirt all over the pizza since there doesn't seem to be any sides or even a bowl for dipping crusts in. Not enough fat calories, apparently.
And there seems to be a thin captive in the background, cowering in the corner, hoping they eat their fill of pizza and don't turn on her...

Has the look of the beginning of one of those "No matter who you are, that's... pretty disturbing" niche porn vids.  The ones that don't so much provoke arousal as they do confused dog expression in most folks

/or possibly sanity loss and vomiting


Think that's bad? Look up "nugging".
 
2022-08-18 1:12:37 AM  

NINEv2: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Percise1: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: NINEv2: Moose out front: So as long as something is a circle cut into wedges, it's a pizza?

Errr...
[Fark user image 425x254]

I'm just imagining standing in the doorway, viewing this scene upon walking in somewhere...

[Fark user image 320x233] [View Full Size image _x_]

I've seen that picture countless times, but for the first time I noticed that Hutt The Greater appears to be molesting a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing, I'm guessing to squirt all over the pizza since there doesn't seem to be any sides or even a bowl for dipping crusts in. Not enough fat calories, apparently.
And there seems to be a thin captive in the background, cowering in the corner, hoping they eat their fill of pizza and don't turn on her...

Has the look of the beginning of one of those "No matter who you are, that's... pretty disturbing" niche porn vids.  The ones that don't so much provoke arousal as they do confused dog expression in most folks

/or possibly sanity loss and vomiting

Think that's bad? Look up "nugging".


IKR?  They're even involving kids and selling the pics online!

Hispanic Military Man Nugging 2 Year Old Son
 
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