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2022-08-16 12:33:52 PM  
No € for the E, subby?  It could have been an A+ effort, but I've got to dock you a point for missing the Euro.
2022-08-16 12:38:38 PM  
Money. That's it. Money.
2022-08-16 12:39:16 PM  
Because record sales and tour profits don't pay for cocaine like they used to?
2022-08-16 1:11:05 PM  

BigMax: No € for the E, subby?  It could have been an A+ effort, but I've got to dock you a point for missing the Euro.

I had to get nerd-sniped by the ₸ - Kazahk Tenge?  Very nice!  Although subby could have gotten a ₮ (Mongolian Tugrik) in there for one of them.
2022-08-16 1:33:24 PM  
I've only tried a couple "artist" drinks.  Dave mustaine's beer, and iron maidens beer.  I haven't, but would like to try stone cold steve austins "broken skull" IPA.

the maiden and megadeth beers, both were fine, but not necessary.  Probably would feel the same way about SCSA's beer, too.

I get it that you're getting a cool label with your favorite bands name or whatever on them, but none of it is worth the few extra dollar price premium IMO.
2022-08-16 2:32:01 PM  
Because 50 cent got rich without dying by selling Vitamin Water?
Because Dr Dre was hovering around broke until he sold bass heavy headphones and made a billion?
Because Sean Puffy Puff Daddy P Diddy Combs made billions by pushing vodka?

From what I've heard, the only way music label artists make any real money is to go touring and sell T-shirts. Someone saw the trend and made it easier to hawk products for up and coming celebrities and artists.
2022-08-16 3:03:43 PM  
Beer Thousand (by Dogfish Head) was a tribute to Guided By Voices, and their Bee Thousand album

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2022-08-16 3:37:33 PM  
Chumbawumba's Whiskeydrink™ isn't terrible.
2022-08-16 4:24:40 PM  
Without reading the article, I'm going to guess it's the same reason celebrities put their name on legal pot brands: MONEY.
2022-08-16 8:33:19 PM  
Dylan's whiskey is supposed to be good but I don't have the energy to go hunting for it in IL since bourbon people stop trying after Chicago.  I know he's not a musician but McConaughey and Wild Turkey Longbranch is pretty solid.
2022-08-16 9:58:10 PM  
It's weird how Oderus visited the distillery despite being dead.
2022-08-17 10:36:44 AM  
No, streaming is why.
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