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(Abc.net.au) Hero What are friends for? Carrying you for two kilometers after you were gnawed on by a shark [warning: icky bite photo if you scroll down]   (abc.net.au) divider line
    More: Hero, Great white shark, Luke Pascoe, Fish, Shark, Lamniformes, Chondrichthyes, English-language films, friend Conner Shirley  
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2580 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Aug 2022 at 1:34 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-16 1:36:14 PM  
Don't scroll - unless you want to see what a shark bite looks like.  So much for lunch today
 
2022-08-16 1:42:11 PM  
He ain't heavy. The shark ate half my brother...
 
2022-08-16 1:42:50 PM  
Luke said he knew the risks of diving and he was not angry at the shark.

*just shark things*
 
2022-08-16 1:43:07 PM  

maxandgrinch: Don't scroll - unless you want to see what a shark bite looks like.  So much for lunch today


Might as well tell me to not read the comments while you're at it.
 
2022-08-16 1:45:53 PM  
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Luke said he knew the risks of diving and he was not angry at the shark.
"It's more my fault than the shark's fault," he said.
 
2022-08-16 1:51:31 PM  

maxandgrinch: Don't scroll - unless you want to see what a shark bite looks like.  So much for lunch today


Arby we have the meats
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2022-08-16 1:56:09 PM  
Is WA Washington or some Australian location?
 
2022-08-16 1:56:28 PM  
"Luke said he knew the risks of diving and he was not angry at the shark.

He told the ABC he had shot a fish while diving in 10m-deep water, which attracted the shark.

"It's more my fault than the shark's fault," he said. "

This is a common sort of thing to hear from bite victims.  I think most people realize that a shark is basically a meat-seeking missile.
 
2022-08-16 1:58:56 PM  

Gawdzila: "Luke said he knew the risks of diving and he was not angry at the shark.

He told the ABC he had shot a fish while diving in 10m-deep water, which attracted the shark.

"It's more my fault than the shark's fault," he said. "

This is a common sort of thing to hear from bite victims.  I think most people realize that a shark is basically a meat-seeking missile.


If this is true why have I never seen a shark at Arby's?
 
2022-08-16 2:00:44 PM  

maxandgrinch: Don't scroll - unless you want to see what a shark bite looks like.  So much for lunch today


Huh, it just reminded me I need to do something with the pork roast I have.

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2022-08-16 2:01:58 PM  

maxandgrinch: Don't scroll - unless you want to see what a shark bite looks like.  So much for lunch today


To be fair, it's very tame as far as shark bites go...
 
2022-08-16 2:10:53 PM  

maxandgrinch: Don't scroll - unless you want to see what a shark bite looks like.  So much for lunch today


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2022-08-16 2:19:29 PM  

MythDragon: maxandgrinch: Don't scroll - unless you want to see what a shark bite looks like.  So much for lunch today

Spoiler:
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I member those

Shark Bites Fruit Snacks Commercial
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2022-08-16 2:20:12 PM  
Yes, mistakes were made. What did he expect from a place called Mistaken Island?
 
2022-08-16 2:55:24 PM  

capt.snicklefritz: Gawdzila: "Luke said he knew the risks of diving and he was not angry at the shark.

He told the ABC he had shot a fish while diving in 10m-deep water, which attracted the shark.

"It's more my fault than the shark's fault," he said. "

This is a common sort of thing to hear from bite victims.  I think most people realize that a shark is basically a meat-seeking missile.

If this is true why have I never seen a shark at Arby's?


Maybe that says more about Arby's than about sharks.
 
2022-08-16 3:13:48 PM  

spongeboob: Is WA Washington or some Australian location?


Western Australia - a state that takes up, well, the western third of Australia, really. Bigger than Alaska and Texas combined, but very sparsely populated.
 
2022-08-16 4:00:44 PM  
Well I always heard a friend will help you move, a real friend will help you move a body

But I thought that meant a dead body
 
2022-08-16 4:55:40 PM  
I believe from now on the beer's always on you, mate.
 
2022-08-16 5:14:57 PM  
I'm legitimately jealous.  No one would carry me, not even 10 feet. 🥺
 
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