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(Some Guy)   Helpful tip If you are an 18 year old drug dealer: When you text someone an offer to sell them an eight ball, make sure you have the CORRECT number before sending the text message   (baystpost.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Police, Flagler County Commissioner Joe Mullins, undercover buy-bust operation, Coroner, Jack Edward Fisher, Flagler County Sheriff's Office, drug dealer, 18-year-old  
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2022-08-16 7:15:38 PM  
That's just bad luck. I think most people would just ignore the message. He got someone who called the cops.
 
2022-08-16 9:29:35 PM  
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2022-08-16 9:32:12 PM  
I'm exasperated. How the heck are y'all winding up with fentanyl? Of all the things you could do wrong it would be hard to do wronger than that.
 
2022-08-16 9:35:56 PM  
Narrrrrrc
 
2022-08-16 9:39:45 PM  
D'oh.
 
2022-08-16 9:41:15 PM  
Wait so was he selling fentanyl or coke?

Authorities found Fisher with 3.17 grams of Fentanyl in a bag. said This could potentially have resulted in the death of 1,585 people.
 
2022-08-16 9:41:36 PM  
All else aside, there is seriously something wrong with Joe Mullins cheekbone structure... it bothersome and alien
 
2022-08-16 9:41:42 PM  
Am guessing this dude was in competition to the pol's regular coke guy.
 
2022-08-16 9:44:48 PM  
Fisher was charged with felony possession of fentanyl with intent to distribute and unlawful use of a two-way communications device. He was detained at the Sheriff Perry Hall Inmate Detention Center on a $3,000 bond.

This seems like a charge that could get thrown on every crime, if the police/DAs try hard enough.

/maybe not the phone-less
 
2022-08-16 9:44:55 PM  

berylman: All else aside, there is seriously something wrong with Joe Mullins cheekbone structure... it bothersome and alien


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2022-08-16 9:45:13 PM  

Valter: I'm exasperated. How the heck are y'all winding up with fentanyl? Of all the things you could do wrong it would be hard to do wronger than that.


Long story short, sloppy processes among the distributors.  https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/fentanyl-cocaine-how-contamination-happens-735155/amp/
 
2022-08-16 9:45:59 PM  
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WTF is up with this guy's cheeks and chin?!
 
2022-08-16 9:47:19 PM  

Valter: I'm exasperated. How the heck are y'all winding up with fentanyl? Of all the things you could do wrong it would be hard to do wronger than that.


Apparently dealers step on everything with it.  Dirt cheap from China, super potent per kilo so easier to smuggle high dosage amounts, but also as a result really tricky to get the right amount and waaaay too easy to give too much and cause an OD.
 
2022-08-16 9:47:31 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Valter: I'm exasperated. How the heck are y'all winding up with fentanyl? Of all the things you could do wrong it would be hard to do wronger than that.

Long story short, sloppy processes among the distributors.  https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/fentanyl-cocaine-how-contamination-happens-735155/amp/


Or intentional. Most of the Xanax that is being sold on the street around here is just counterfeit pressed Fentanyl and muscle relaxers.
 
2022-08-16 9:47:46 PM  

BumpInTheNight: [Fark user image image 281x237]
WTF is up with this guy's cheeks and chin?!


Stan Smith?
 
2022-08-16 9:48:32 PM  

Valter: I'm exasperated. How the heck are y'all winding up with fentanyl? Of all the things you could do wrong it would be hard to do wronger than that.


You're used to stepped on trash, fentanyl mixed with whateverthefark would be pretty hard to pick out
 
2022-08-16 9:49:58 PM  

ToughActinProlactin: Rapmaster2000: Valter: I'm exasperated. How the heck are y'all winding up with fentanyl? Of all the things you could do wrong it would be hard to do wronger than that.

Long story short, sloppy processes among the distributors.  https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/fentanyl-cocaine-how-contamination-happens-735155/amp/

Or intentional. Most of the Xanax that is being sold on the street around here is just counterfeit pressed Fentanyl and muscle relaxers.


For Xanax it makes sense.  Not so much for coke.  I'd be pissed if I paid for some coke to party with and got a depressant.
 
2022-08-16 9:50:03 PM  

berylman: All else aside, there is seriously something wrong with Joe Mullins cheekbone structure... it bothersome and alien


Robinfro: berylman: All else aside, there is seriously something wrong with Joe Mullins cheekbone structure... it bothersome and alien

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I almost made a joke about that....

Rapmaster2000: Valter: I'm exasperated. How the heck are y'all winding up with fentanyl? Of all the things you could do wrong it would be hard to do wronger than that.

Long story short, sloppy processes among the distributors.  https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/fentanyl-cocaine-how-contamination-happens-735155/amp/


That is depressing. What sucks is people who actually do need opioids get cold stares from pharmacists because god forbid you need anything more than Tylenol or Ibuprofen after major surgery.
 
2022-08-16 9:50:18 PM  

BumpInTheNight: [Fark user image image 281x237]
WTF is up with this guy's cheeks and chin?!


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2022-08-16 9:50:23 PM  
He was selling 18-year-old drugs?  Is that like 18-year-old scotch?
 
2022-08-16 9:52:09 PM  

BumpInTheNight: [Fark user image 281x237]
WTF is up with this guy's cheeks and chin?!


Shovel-face. A little know Dick Tracy villain.
 
2022-08-16 9:52:45 PM  

bingethinker: That's just bad luck. I think most people would just ignore the message. He got someone who called the cops.


If I received a random text from someone offering to sell me an 8-ball I would assume it WAS a cop!
 
2022-08-16 9:54:30 PM  

BumpInTheNight: [Fark user image image 281x237]
WTF is up with this guy's cheeks and chin?!


Meth'll do that to you.
 
2022-08-16 9:56:26 PM  
Most likely this guy ratted out his dealer because he felt cheated or insulted.
 
2022-08-16 9:56:46 PM  
let's get an 8-ball... it'll last us all week!
 
2022-08-16 9:57:48 PM  

bingethinker: That's just bad luck. I think most people would just ignore the message. He got someone who called the cops.


This was the same guy who got pulled over in the Ferrari and said he ran the county.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/-run-county-florida-county-commissioner-declares-traffic-stop-rcna38386

A Florida county commissioner pulled over twice for speeding in luxury cars boasted of his title and, in one case, declared, "I run the county," according to Florida Highway Patrol video.

Flagler County Commissioner Joe Mullins, 51, was pulled over June 2 in Seminole County and June 19 in Flagler County for allegedly speeding.
 
2022-08-16 9:59:38 PM  

Valter: berylman: All else aside, there is seriously something wrong with Joe Mullins cheekbone structure... it bothersome and alien

Robinfro: berylman: All else aside, there is seriously something wrong with Joe Mullins cheekbone structure... it bothersome and alien

[Fark user image 191x264]

I almost made a joke about that....

Rapmaster2000: Valter: I'm exasperated. How the heck are y'all winding up with fentanyl? Of all the things you could do wrong it would be hard to do wronger than that.

Long story short, sloppy processes among the distributors.  https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/fentanyl-cocaine-how-contamination-happens-735155/amp/

That is depressing. What sucks is people who actually do need opioids get cold stares from pharmacists because god forbid you need anything more than Tylenol or Ibuprofen after major surgery.


Tell me..

Found out 4 weeks ago I have 2 herniated discs with stenosis

Feels like a red hot spear in my back and my right arm feels like it's being crushed - I'm in constant agony

No one will give me anything.. they keep telling me to go to the ER for help if it gets too bad

Went to pain management today - the best they could do was schedule an epidural in 10 days - meanwhile I'm in utter agony

I would absolutely take something from off the street, anything to end this agony, it's ruining my life, my marriage.. my job - are all suffering

There is so much fentanyl out there I'm afraid it would kill me, that would be my luck..
 
2022-08-16 10:00:55 PM  
I remember weighing table salt.  3g is not very much.

A level scoop in my coffee is going to cause my PowerPoint to be delayed indefinitely.
 
2022-08-16 10:01:15 PM  
Is that Leif Garrett?
 
2022-08-16 10:01:46 PM  

BumpInTheNight: [Fark user image image 281x237]
WTF is up with this guy's cheeks and chin?!


Maybe he misunderstood what a blowjob is?
 
2022-08-16 10:05:01 PM  
Joe Mullins don't need no drugs, because he gets high on his own stupidity.

https://askflagler.com/commissioner-joe-mullins-speeding-controversy-makes-international-headlines/amp/
 
2022-08-16 10:05:09 PM  

Robinfro: BumpInTheNight: [Fark user image image 281x237]
WTF is up with this guy's cheeks and chin?!

Maybe he misunderstood what a blowjob is?


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2022-08-16 10:12:23 PM  
""An 18-year-old suspected drug dealer in Florida was arrested after asking a county commissioner if he wanted to buy cocaine in a "random text message," authorities said Monday.

Jack Edward Fisher was arrested after an undercover buy-bust operation in Palm Coast, the Flagler County Sheriff's Office said.

Flagler County Commissioner Joe Mullins alerted the sheriff's office that he received a text from someone offering to sell him an "eight-ball" of cocaine, Sheriff Rick Staly said.""


I might be a little jaded. My first thought was, "Someone saw the text." In other words, that wasn't a wrong number. The wrong person saw it and the politician had to play dumb.

Assistant: "Sir, what's an eight ball?"
Politician: "Umm..."
 
2022-08-16 10:13:34 PM  

khatores: bingethinker: That's just bad luck. I think most people would just ignore the message. He got someone who called the cops.

This was the same guy who got pulled over in the Ferrari and said he ran the county.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/-run-county-florida-county-commissioner-declares-traffic-stop-rcna38386

A Florida county commissioner pulled over twice for speeding in luxury cars boasted of his title and, in one case, declared, "I run the county," according to Florida Highway Patrol video.

Flagler County Commissioner Joe Mullins, 51, was pulled over June 2 in Seminole County and June 19 in Flagler County for allegedly speeding.


Awww yeah, he's a coke head!
 
2022-08-16 10:19:50 PM  

jaivirtualcard: Wait so was he selling fentanyl or coke?

Authorities found Fisher with 3.17 grams of Fentanyl in a bag. said This could potentially have resulted in the death of 1,585 people.


Coke but that wasn't entered as evidence... Joe just burned his dealer, you think he was going to give up the nose candy until he got another dealer?
 
2022-08-16 10:23:03 PM  
I hate the devil's dandruff, but it sure smells nice.
 
2022-08-16 10:42:30 PM  
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I'm up for am eight ball.
 
2022-08-16 11:11:01 PM  
That's a nice looking 8 ball
 
2022-08-16 11:20:27 PM  

EffervescingElephant: Valter: berylman: All else aside, there is seriously something wrong with Joe Mullins cheekbone structure... it bothersome and alien

Robinfro: berylman: All else aside, there is seriously something wrong with Joe Mullins cheekbone structure... it bothersome and alien

[Fark user image 191x264]

I almost made a joke about that....

Rapmaster2000: Valter: I'm exasperated. How the heck are y'all winding up with fentanyl? Of all the things you could do wrong it would be hard to do wronger than that.

Long story short, sloppy processes among the distributors.  https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/fentanyl-cocaine-how-contamination-happens-735155/amp/

That is depressing. What sucks is people who actually do need opioids get cold stares from pharmacists because god forbid you need anything more than Tylenol or Ibuprofen after major surgery.

Tell me..

Found out 4 weeks ago I have 2 herniated discs with stenosis

Feels like a red hot spear in my back and my right arm feels like it's being crushed - I'm in constant agony

No one will give me anything.. they keep telling me to go to the ER for help if it gets too bad

Went to pain management today - the best they could do was schedule an epidural in 10 days - meanwhile I'm in utter agony

I would absolutely take something from off the street, anything to end this agony, it's ruining my life, my marriage.. my job - are all suffering

There is so much fentanyl out there I'm afraid it would kill me, that would be my luck..


You could try kratom, though I have zero experience with it so I can't offer any advice with that particular substance.  Also, if you live close to the Canadian Border, I believe Tylenol with Codeine Is still sold over the counter there. So, you can do a cold water extraction. I believe your within driving distance according to your profile...That is what I would do.
 
2022-08-16 11:25:25 PM  

Valter: I'm exasperated. How the heck are y'all winding up with fentanyl? Of all the things you could do wrong it would be hard to do wronger than that.


Carfentanil or Isotonitazene
 
2022-08-16 11:28:24 PM  

Lady J: let's get an 8-ball... it'll last us all week!


Said no one, ever
 
2022-08-16 11:31:23 PM  

BumpInTheNight: [Fark user image 281x237]
WTF is up with this guy's cheeks and chin?!


He rubbed the cocaine on his gums to test it?
 
2022-08-16 11:34:39 PM  
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2022-08-16 11:51:27 PM  
I bet this was a regular buyer but the dealer used real names and known numbers.
 
2022-08-16 11:56:10 PM  

chitownmike: Lady J: let's get an 8-ball... it'll last us all week!

Said no one, ever


well, Bill Hicks said it, for one
 
2022-08-17 1:03:11 AM  

EffervescingElephant: Valter: berylman: All else aside, there is seriously something wrong with Joe Mullins cheekbone structure... it bothersome and alien

Robinfro: berylman: All else aside, there is seriously something wrong with Joe Mullins cheekbone structure... it bothersome and alien

[Fark user image 191x264]

I almost made a joke about that....

Rapmaster2000: Valter: I'm exasperated. How the heck are y'all winding up with fentanyl? Of all the things you could do wrong it would be hard to do wronger than that.

Long story short, sloppy processes among the distributors.  https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/fentanyl-cocaine-how-contamination-happens-735155/amp/

That is depressing. What sucks is people who actually do need opioids get cold stares from pharmacists because god forbid you need anything more than Tylenol or Ibuprofen after major surgery.

Tell me..

Found out 4 weeks ago I have 2 herniated discs with stenosis

Feels like a red hot spear in my back and my right arm feels like it's being crushed - I'm in constant agony

No one will give me anything.. they keep telling me to go to the ER for help if it gets too bad

Went to pain management today - the best they could do was schedule an epidural in 10 days - meanwhile I'm in utter agony

I would absolutely take something from off the street, anything to end this agony, it's ruining my life, my marriage.. my job - are all suffering

There is so much fentanyl out there I'm afraid it would kill me, that would be my luck..


You could try talking to a psychiatrist.  Normally they don't prescribe pain meds or even do pain management but do prescribe schedule 2s regularly, can more reliably detect deception and actual drug-seeking behavior compared to desperation/agony, and could likely justify doing some short-term interim pain management as an adjunct to counseling since all else has failed--especially if you have documentation.  Being in severe, constant pain does, after all, have a clear psychological component, and at minimum they'll likely be able to refer you to competent doctors.
 
2022-08-17 1:27:03 AM  

koder: You could try talking to a psychiatrist. Normally they don't prescribe pain meds or even do pain management but do prescribe schedule 2s regularly, can more reliably detect deception and actual drug-seeking behavior compared to desperation/agony, and could likely justify doing some short-term interim pain management as an adjunct to counseling since all else has failed--especially if you have documentation. Being in severe, constant pain does, after all, have a clear psychological component, and at minimum they'll likely be able to refer you to competent doctors


Honestly I'd say hell with it deal with the ER.  It's going to suck, but with a proven 2 herniated disks they're not gonna claim drug-seeking too hard especially if you've got imaging.  If you tell them you can't sleep/eat/etc. hardly due to the pain, they'll very likely give you some pain meds for a week or so.  Hopefully that will give you time to find docs that aren't psychotics

And this is me saying go to the ER.  I have a hate/hate relationship with them going on 20 years.  But sometimes you have to - this sounds like one of those times.  If none of those things are possible, find some weed or something - it can be surprisingly helpful with severe pain - it's not a cureall but it can knock it down to "I will survive this."  And it's pretty unlikely to be adulterated, rarely does anyone bother other than at the individual use level.  If you're in a legal state it'd obviously not be a problem
 
2022-08-17 1:52:10 AM  

Badafuco: Is that Leif Garrett?


He should stick to selling branded larf rather than kill his customers with fentanyl.
 
2022-08-17 3:00:25 AM  
Thank you for not saying "protip", subby.
 
2022-08-17 3:15:02 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Thank you for not saying "protip", subby.


Pro tip:  pro tip is pretty played out
 
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