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(Teen Vogue)   Kim Kardashian wore a string bikini and thigh-high boots to the gym and absolutely no one can relate   (teenvogue.com) divider line
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3112 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 16 Aug 2022 at 5:23 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-16 5:26:13 PM  
I guess we'll both be wiping down our machines after that workout.
 
2022-08-16 5:28:27 PM  
Do you not?
 
2022-08-16 5:28:33 PM  
What a horrible workout outfit, you be spending most of the time during the work out pulling the bottom out of cracks and making sure the nipples are still covered.

What is wrong with sweats or a track suit?
 
2022-08-16 5:31:16 PM  

kkinnison: What a horrible workout outfit, you be spending most of the time during the work out pulling the bottom out of cracks and making sure the nipples are still covered.

What is wrong with sweats or a track suit?


No one writes articles about those.

(I was more intrigued by the fact that she's "going TO the gym". With her money, she's got one in her house, for sure. So...)
 
2022-08-16 5:32:03 PM  

Coach McGirk: kkinnison: What a horrible workout outfit, you be spending most of the time during the work out pulling the bottom out of cracks and making sure the nipples are still covered.

What is wrong with sweats or a track suit?

No one writes articles about those.

(I was more intrigued by the fact that she's "going TO the gym". With her money, she's got one in her house, for sure. So...)


No one can see her at her house.
 
2022-08-16 5:33:05 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Coach McGirk: kkinnison: What a horrible workout outfit, you be spending most of the time during the work out pulling the bottom out of cracks and making sure the nipples are still covered.

What is wrong with sweats or a track suit?

No one writes articles about those.

(I was more intrigued by the fact that she's "going TO the gym". With her money, she's got one in her house, for sure. So...)

No one can see her at her house.


Evidently, at least Pete can't.
 
2022-08-16 5:33:50 PM  

Coach McGirk: Do you not?



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2022-08-16 5:34:57 PM  
Going for a real early 90s home porn video aesthetic there
 
2022-08-16 5:40:29 PM  
Please please please PLEASE, just.... just GO AWAY ALREADY
 
2022-08-16 5:43:21 PM  
She is farkin' gross.     I have really low standards, too.
 
2022-08-16 5:46:27 PM  

kkinnison: What a horrible workout outfit, you be spending most of the time during the work out pulling the bottom out of cracks and making sure the nipples are still covered.

What is wrong with sweats or a track suit?


You seem to be under the strange impression she was actually working out.
 
2022-08-16 5:46:28 PM  
The whole Kardashian omnipresence in pop media doesn't bug me because it's really easy to ignore, but I DO kind of have to wonder when she'll be done with it.

She's in her 40s now. Isn't it time to move on from Instagram posing and all that? She's plenty rich and makes money from a ton of different sources. She'll be raking in cash for the rest of her days.

So while this is all technically marketing for her as a brand, she can't possibly need to do it anymore. Not from a business standpoint, at least.

Which means it's at least in part a personal need for her.

If you still need validation on Instagram while in your 40s, well ...
 
2022-08-16 5:46:40 PM  
Paint It, Black
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To cleanse the palate of anyone who had the sound on.
 
2022-08-16 5:51:04 PM  

Truthman: Please please please PLEASE, just.... just GO AWAY ALREADY


Kim or Teen Vogue?

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2022-08-16 5:52:03 PM  
1) That was the worst remake of Paint It Black I've ever heard
2) I will probably fap to this later.
 
2022-08-16 5:52:38 PM  
all you haters in this thread - that's no way to talk about president ivanka's secretary of glamor
 
2022-08-16 5:58:29 PM  

shoegaze99: The whole Kardashian omnipresence in pop media doesn't bug me because it's really easy to ignore, but I DO kind of have to wonder when she'll be done with it.

She's in her 40s now. Isn't it time to move on from Instagram posing and all that? She's plenty rich and makes money from a ton of different sources. She'll be raking in cash for the rest of her days.

So while this is all technically marketing for her as a brand, she can't possibly need to do it anymore. Not from a business standpoint, at least.

Which means it's at least in part a personal need for her.

If you still need validation on Instagram while in your 40s, well ...


When she's done with it, she's done, period. No one will care anymore, thus her name having to always be out there. Plus she's competing with her sisters, and they're starting to pimp out the kids.

I blame Kris. She's calling the shots, and the girls just do it.
 
2022-08-16 6:02:34 PM  

kkinnison: What a horrible workout outfit, you be spending most of the time during the work out pulling the bottom out of cracks and making sure the nipples are still covered.

What is wrong with sweats or a track suit?


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2022-08-16 6:03:36 PM  
You need to workout to maintain ass implants?
 
2022-08-16 6:05:50 PM  
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/unimpressed
 
2022-08-16 6:13:35 PM  
How old is this person now? These are some Madonna level of sad stunts.
 
2022-08-16 6:16:06 PM  

Bslim: How old is this person now? These are some Madonna level of sad stunts.


They were always sad, people are just generally too rabid for celebrity gossip to notice.
 
2022-08-16 6:18:47 PM  

Bslim: How old is this person now? These are some Madonna level of sad stunts.


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2022-08-16 6:19:21 PM  
oh wait, that's Iggy Pop and his happy stunt
 
2022-08-16 6:19:31 PM  

shoegaze99: The whole Kardashian omnipresence in pop media doesn't bug me because it's really easy to ignore, but I DO kind of have to wonder when she'll be done with it.

She's in her 40s now. Isn't it time to move on from Instagram posing and all that? She's plenty rich and makes money from a ton of different sources. She'll be raking in cash for the rest of her days.

So while this is all technically marketing for her as a brand, she can't possibly need to do it anymore. Not from a business standpoint, at least.

Which means it's at least in part a personal need for her.

If you still need validation on Instagram while in your 40s, well ...


She will quit when mommy dearest says she can quit.
 
2022-08-16 6:21:09 PM  

kkinnison: What a horrible workout outfit, you be spending most of the time during the work out pulling the bottom out of cracks and making sure the nipples are still covered.

What is wrong with sweats or a track suit?


It's really, really hard to attention whore in a track suit.
 
2022-08-16 6:26:12 PM  

Tailspin Tommy: kkinnison: What a horrible workout outfit, you be spending most of the time during the work out pulling the bottom out of cracks and making sure the nipples are still covered.

What is wrong with sweats or a track suit?

It's really, really hard to attention whore in a track suit.


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2022-08-16 6:31:30 PM  
It has to be hard for an attention vampire to steal the spotlight in August of 2022. Between COVID-19, monkeypox and TFG there's only so much more she can squeeze from the general public to gain her life-sustaining energy.
 
2022-08-16 6:40:22 PM  
she's such a dedicated athlete, she got to gym before anyone else did that day
 
2022-08-16 6:56:00 PM  
She jostled the internet
 
2022-08-16 7:02:45 PM  
She's going to get old like Madonna, isn't she?

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2022-08-16 7:46:46 PM  
The girls at the gym actually working out are hotter. Nothing hotter than a girl that knows how to lift.

/Good deadlift or squat form especially
 
2022-08-16 7:54:11 PM  
The Trumps and Kardashians are all walking, talking proof as to why we should always have a high estate tax.
 
2022-08-16 7:54:18 PM  
Is there a Chrome addon that can block the word Kardashian from ever showing up on any website I ever visit?
 
2022-08-16 7:58:50 PM  

Plaster Lion: Is there a Chrome addon that can block the word Kardashian from ever showing up on any website I ever visit?


I think it's called Jem'Hadar.
 
2022-08-16 8:19:44 PM  
I want to have one day where I don't have to hear about TFG or a Kardashian. Just one day would be nice.
 
2022-08-16 8:42:06 PM  

Unsung_Hero: assjuice: Her face is disgusting.

Just her face?  She's sculpted her body into a caricature of a hyper-sexualized feminine form.  There is something wrong with anyone who finds that attractive.


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2022-08-16 9:23:55 PM  
That was f*cking vile. I'm absolutely disgusted.
 
2022-08-16 11:23:15 PM  

solokumba: Nurglitch: Can we please encourage the vapid whores, please?

No. They had their four years and I hope most of them go to prison.
The celebrity vapid whores need to be cast on a sinking boat series that sinks in the first episode.


Might want to sit down for this, man.  "Keeping up with the Kardashians" had a 20 year run.

/ Cosmos got 1.
 
2022-08-16 11:33:43 PM  
We've all seen you naked, Kim.  It's nothing special.
 
2022-08-17 12:31:59 AM  

kkinnison: What a horrible workout outfit, you be spending most of the time during the work out pulling the bottom out of cracks and making sure the nipples are still covered.

What is wrong with sweats or a track suit?


As Dolly Parton said, it costs a lot to look that cheap.  Difference is Dolly was joking. All those Kardashians do is see who can balance "attention" with "whore" favoring the latter.

And I won't even start with all the poor Bajorans.
 
2022-08-17 1:27:29 AM  
Gee, lady - try to class it up a little after your kids watched you suck dick on video.
 
2022-08-17 6:15:29 AM  
some fashion industry person should start a fake trend about making big ears,noses or something like this the hot new trend and see if this family gets surgery on their bodies to be trendy
 
2022-08-17 6:30:04 AM  
Notice the publication the article is from?

It's Teen Vogue.

When our daughter was 13, one of her Aunt's bought her a subscription to Teen Vogue to "get her to read." Our daughter, who reads at the 99th percentile, devoured at least a book a week. Still, we would not have minded her having a magazine subscription if the magazine had had any redeeming qualities. The S.O. and I intercepted and threw in the trash Teen Vogue issues that explained how to get a Sugar Daddy in college as well as an article that was so anti-birth control it would have made the Pope say "whoa, that's some serious b.s." My daughter never saw the majority of that subscription.
 
2022-08-17 7:16:07 AM  
That can't be comfortable to work out in. Imagine all the attention she got.
 
2022-08-17 10:19:14 AM  
she's gonna have some real stinky feet
 
2022-08-17 10:22:42 AM  
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2022-08-17 3:55:49 PM  
As long as simps and wannabee's keep clicking on her content, she'll continue making it.
 
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