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(Some Guy)   No word if Gene Masseth is his running mate   (bandt.com.au) divider line
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2022-08-16 5:24:55 PM  
"Candidate Butts has even started running his own ads on social media, yet, alas, the whole thing has been revealed as a riotous spoof of US election advertising and online prank."

Yes, revealed, I truly wonder how those geniuses managed to figure out that this was not a real campaign.

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2022-08-16 5:48:43 PM  
If you haven't seen it here it is. America needs Dixon Butts?
Youtube 2-z3eLQ9MvU
 
2022-08-16 6:37:36 PM  
His opponent, incumbent Bootson Pantsz, will now dance his way to victory.
 
2022-08-16 6:37:55 PM  
Nope Heywood and I don't subscribe to such shenaniganery.
 
2022-08-16 6:41:06 PM  
Mike Krack is his running mate.
 
2022-08-16 6:41:54 PM  
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2022-08-16 6:43:03 PM  
Naw, a name that "fits" is-

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2022-08-16 6:43:11 PM  
Dixon Butts loves me, but I don't like Republicans.
 
2022-08-16 6:43:40 PM  
Senator Michael Rotch and Congressman Richard Hertz are running for re-election. Remember: Vote for Mike and Dick!
 
2022-08-16 6:50:07 PM  
Hugh Jass loves Dixon Butts
 
2022-08-16 6:51:44 PM  
Aussies yall think Dixon Butts is bad? Waitll you hear that we actually elected Donald Trump, the real estate fraudster and 2 bit con-man, to be President!  Boy what a riot that's been!
 
2022-08-16 6:53:07 PM  
Hardin Long approves.
 
2022-08-16 6:53:21 PM  
What's going on in this thread?
 
2022-08-16 6:53:24 PM  
Who's his opponent, Buster Highman?
 
2022-08-16 6:53:44 PM  
Incumbent Michael Hunt has been running an impressive smear campaign against him.
 
2022-08-16 6:54:13 PM  
How's he polling?
 
2022-08-16 6:59:14 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: Mike Krack is his running mate.


He doesn't stand a chance against Phil McCracken.
 
2022-08-16 7:01:00 PM  
Local resident, here.  This is the first election in over a decade that we haven't had Frank Schmuck running for (and inevitably failing to be elected to) one political office or another.

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Nature abhors a vacuum, so here's Dixon to fill that void.
 
2022-08-16 7:01:31 PM  
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It was true, but I'll bet no sportswriter ever dallied so much over a headline
 
2022-08-16 7:02:13 PM  
Been done.

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2022-08-16 7:02:15 PM  
sigh...still not getting the Gene Masseth phonetic joke
/Mike Hunt, that I get.
 
2022-08-16 7:02:56 PM  
Is that German/British guy...
Adolf Oliver Nibble
...available to comment?
 
2022-08-16 7:07:03 PM  
Somebody explain to me what Gene Masseth is supposed to sound like, once and for all.

I've been here 13 goddamn years.
 
2022-08-16 7:08:12 PM  

algrant33: Somebody explain to me what Gene Masseth is supposed to sound like, once and for all.

I've been here 13 goddamn years.


Just say it slow over and over again. Stress the second syllable.
 
2022-08-16 7:09:09 PM  

Odd Bird: sigh...still not getting the Gene Masseth phonetic joke
/Mike Hunt, that I get.


algrant33: Somebody explain to me what Gene Masseth is supposed to sound like, once and for all.

I've been here 13 goddamn years.


If you have to have it explained, you won't understand it.
 
2022-08-16 7:09:13 PM  

Odd Bird: sigh...still not getting the Gene Masseth phonetic joke
/Mike Hunt, that I get.


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2022-08-16 7:09:34 PM  
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2022-08-16 7:10:05 PM  
Holden Twodics for his running mate
 
2022-08-16 7:10:28 PM  
Here's hoping for a Chuck Tingle book, Pounded in the Butt by Dixon Butts. Later followed up by Dixon Butts Pounded in the Butt by the Book Pounded in the Butt by Dixon Butts,in which a handsome sentient version of the first book pounds Dixon Butts in his butt.
 
2022-08-16 7:11:33 PM  
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2022-08-16 7:13:24 PM  

Tomfoolery Rules Over Logical Living: Odd Bird: sigh...still not getting the Gene Masseth phonetic joke
/Mike Hunt, that I get.

algrant33: Somebody explain to me what Gene Masseth is supposed to sound like, once and for all.

I've been here 13 goddamn years.

If you have to have it explained, you won't understand it.


yes, which is why dictionaries famously don't bother to include pronunciation notes
 
2022-08-16 7:41:05 PM  

cyberspacedout: Ketchuponsteak: Mike Krack is his running mate.

He doesn't stand a chance against Phil McCracken.


Mike Krack, Phil McCraken!
 
2022-08-16 9:01:12 PM  

algrant33: Tomfoolery Rules Over Logical Living: Odd Bird: sigh...still not getting the Gene Masseth phonetic joke
/Mike Hunt, that I get.

algrant33: Somebody explain to me what Gene Masseth is supposed to sound like, once and for all.

I've been here 13 goddamn years.

If you have to have it explained, you won't understand it.

yes, which is why dictionaries famously don't bother to include pronunciation notes


Perhaps if you looked up the meaning of "red herring" you might gain some insight.
 
2022-08-16 9:22:11 PM  

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: His opponent, incumbent Bootson Pantsz, will now dance his way to victory.


With his running mate Doug Acheck

/say that really fast over and over again
 
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