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(The Sun)   "My son found a bra in my husband's work bag, and it wasn't mine. Can we get over this?" (possible nsfw content on page)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2022-08-16 10:03:58 AM  
CSB:

My buddy was supposed to help me move some stuff and when I went to get him he was passed out on his bed.  In my pocket, I happened to have a pair of my wife's panties to throw out from the clean laundry because they had holes in them.  I put them in his pocket and let his wife know just in case.  We let him go for about a week wondering what his cocaine and boozed up self had done and forgotten.
 
2022-08-16 10:09:00 AM  

offacue: CSB:

My buddy was supposed to help me move some stuff and when I went to get him he was passed out on his bed.  In my pocket, I happened to have a pair of my wife's panties to throw out from the clean laundry because they had holes in them.  I put them in his pocket and let his wife know just in case.  We let him go for about a week wondering what his cocaine and boozed up self had done and forgotten.


Gold Jerry, gold!
 
2022-08-16 10:33:19 AM  
Dear lady, your husband likes to cross dress. Thought you should know.
 
2022-08-16 10:54:36 AM  
What size of bra?
 
2022-08-16 10:57:51 AM  
Years ago, my girlfriend sat me down, and asked if I had anything I needed to tell her. I thought, and pretty much drew a blank and said, "what is this about?" My girlfriend then asked me whose panties had been in the wash, because they sure weren't hers. Truthfully, I had no idea, nor how they got into our laundry, and a whole thing ensued, as I protested my innocence, and then had to get to work.

When I got home that night, my girlfriend apologized because she found out whose panties they were. Apparently, the girls in the next building liked to go into the washer and dryer room, toss in some of their laundry in with someone else's wash, and then retrieve their stuff from the dryer when no one was looking. She caught them red handed, fishing out their stuff from our dryer load. Fun times, that.
 
2022-08-16 11:07:26 AM  
He's a lumberjack and he's ok
 
2022-08-16 12:19:11 PM  

offacue: CSB:

My buddy was supposed to help me move some stuff and when I went to get him he was passed out on his bed.  In my pocket, I happened to have a pair of my wife's panties to throw out from the clean laundry because they had holes in them.  I put them in his pocket and let his wife know just in case.  We let him go for about a week wondering what his cocaine and boozed up self had done and forgotten.


So you give your wife's used panties to friends.  That's a weird flex, but we'll allow it.
 
2022-08-16 12:21:38 PM  
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2022-08-16 12:48:05 PM  

SurfaceTension: Dear lady, your husband likes to cross dress. Thought you should know.


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2022-08-16 1:04:13 PM  
My son found a bra in my husband's work bag, and it wasn't mine. Should I donate my boat for a tax break, or move to Chile to retire?
 
2022-08-16 1:05:02 PM  

hubiestubert: Years ago, my girlfriend sat me down, and asked if I had anything I needed to tell her. I thought, and pretty much drew a blank and said, "what is this about?" My girlfriend then asked me whose panties had been in the wash, because they sure weren't hers. Truthfully, I had no idea, nor how they got into our laundry, and a whole thing ensued, as I protested my innocence, and then had to get to work.

When I got home that night, my girlfriend apologized because she found out whose panties they were. Apparently, the girls in the next building liked to go into the washer and dryer room, toss in some of their laundry in with someone else's wash, and then retrieve their stuff from the dryer when no one was looking. She caught them red handed, fishing out their stuff from our dryer load. Fun times, that.


Similarly, my wife found another woman's panties in our laundry. Like you, I was 100% confused and absolutely innocent. Turns out that the girl who had been housesitting for us while we were away left them in the washer and we didn't notice when we dumped our vacation clothing in.
 
2022-08-16 1:30:06 PM  
Took a weekend trip with my wife to some friends house a few hours away. While emptying my bag, a pair of blue panties were in my bag, that did not belong to my wife.

/I used to travel for work and all I can think of is that they were left in a hotel room I stayed in, or one of my kids used my bag when they went to see their mother, my ex, and she farking put them in their to cause trouble.
//I never solved the mystery
///It's the stuff of sitcoms except that shiats not funny in real life.
 
2022-08-16 1:36:00 PM  
Maybe it was his.
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2022-08-16 2:41:15 PM  
I never found anyone else's undies in my husbands stuff.  But I routinely found strange tupperware and silverware in the dishwasher.

He would swear he didn't know where it came from, but I always suspected he crashed random barbecues.
 
2022-08-16 2:57:08 PM  
"Cash me outside, how bow da?"

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2022-08-16 3:52:02 PM  

grokca: What size of bra?


And how many breasts?
 
2022-08-16 3:53:02 PM  

hubiestubert: Years ago, my girlfriend sat me down, and asked if I had anything I needed to tell her. I thought, and pretty much drew a blank and said, "what is this about?" My girlfriend then asked me whose panties had been in the wash, because they sure weren't hers. Truthfully, I had no idea, nor how they got into our laundry, and a whole thing ensued, as I protested my innocence, and then had to get to work.

When I got home that night, my girlfriend apologized because she found out whose panties they were. Apparently, the girls in the next building liked to go into the washer and dryer room, toss in some of their laundry in with someone else's wash, and then retrieve their stuff from the dryer when no one was looking. She caught them red handed, fishing out their stuff from our dryer load. Fun times, that.


Plot twist: he was banging all of them.
 
2022-08-16 3:54:08 PM  

gbv23: "Cash me outside, how bow da?"

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What an unattractive head.
 
2022-08-16 4:12:54 PM  
Obligatory:

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2022-08-16 5:00:24 PM  
Tell me your husband's a drag queen without telling me he's a drag queen
 
2022-08-16 5:37:34 PM  

DecemberNitro: My son found a bra in my husband's work bag, and it wasn't mine. Should I donate my boat for a tax break, or move to Chile to retire?


Well, what kind of work does he do?

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2022-08-16 7:11:05 PM  
Even weirder was the time I found a pair of men's boxers of a brand I had never bought in my laundry...

A) I had my own washer and dryer, and
B) I'm straight.
 
2022-08-16 7:12:41 PM  
It was some serious X-Files shiat!
 
2022-08-17 8:41:03 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Maybe it was his.
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2022-08-17 5:30:46 PM  
If I'd been caught going through my dad's briefcase, I wouldn't be here to type this. I'd be buried in a shallow grave somewhere in the woods.

/only a slight exaggeration
//MYOB
///kids today, snort harrumph!
 
2022-08-18 12:39:09 AM  
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