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(KTAR Phoenix)   Why would you drive around with your Oscar statue in your car?   (ktar.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Academy Award for Best Picture, Academy Award, Troy Kotsur, Actor, Screen Actors Guild, Phoenix, Arizona, Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor, best supporting actor  
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1122 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 16 Aug 2022 at 12:20 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-16 9:46:11 AM  
He was visiting his home town.  Probably wanted to show it off.  Or it makes a cool gearshift.
 
2022-08-16 10:34:47 AM  
Hi!  I'm Troy Kotsur!  You may remember me from such films as "Help! I left my Oscar in my Car!" and "Academy Award Two: Grand Theft Boogaloo," but today I'm here to talk with you about Safelite Auto Glass...
 
2022-08-16 12:25:04 PM  
Subby sounds like they never won an Oscar:
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2022-08-16 12:27:15 PM  
I don't understand that.

I'd put it on a chain and wear that sucker
 
2022-08-16 12:29:37 PM  
Never know when you need that specifically shaped dildo. My go to is the 2018 FIFA World Cup trophy.
 
2022-08-16 12:32:39 PM  
Maybe it's hard to keep inserted in your rectum while sitting in a car seat?
 
2022-08-16 12:33:30 PM  
unimpressed
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2022-08-16 12:35:32 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Never know when you need that specifically shaped dildo. My go to is the 2018 FIFA World Cup trophy.


Paige, no?

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2022-08-16 12:44:18 PM  
Who?
 
2022-08-16 12:58:40 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Never know when you need that specifically shaped dildo. My go to is the 2018 FIFA World Cup trophy.


Paige, No!!!
 
2022-08-16 1:09:04 PM  
Obviously it should be mounted as a hood ornament.
 
2022-08-16 1:19:40 PM  
That Lil Oscar fella is a real panty dropper.
 
2022-08-16 1:24:56 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: I don't understand that.

I'd put it on a chain and wear that sucker


We all know, where it will go

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2022-08-16 1:31:37 PM  
Why would you not?!
 
2022-08-16 1:52:46 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Never know when you need that specifically shaped dildo. My go to is the 2018 FIFA World Cup trophy.


Trophies ought to be designed for safe insertion into human orifices.  If someone needs a dildo that badly, why not help out?
 
2022-08-16 1:56:56 PM  
To use the HOV lane?
 
2022-08-16 3:52:51 PM  
Maybe he outfitted his house with a new lock and the Oscar statue is the key? If anyone ever robs his home, he'll have an easy list of suspects. (And half the people on the list are probably dead.)

/ what happens to someone's Oscar when they die?
 
2022-08-16 9:52:49 PM  

UberSmyth: Maybe he outfitted his house with a new lock and the Oscar statue is the key? If anyone ever robs his home, he'll have an easy list of suspects. (And half the people on the list are probably dead.)

/ what happens to someone's Oscar when they die?


https://www.cnbc.com/2022/03/26/why-oscar-statuettes-are-only-worth-1-dollar.html

Dude is a good actor, I saw him in a few Canadian tv series before he did movies.
 
2022-08-16 10:24:06 PM  

lindalouwho: UberSmyth: what happens to someone's Oscar when they die?

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/03/26/why-oscar-statuettes-are-only-worth-1-dollar.html

Dude is a good actor, I saw him in a few Canadian tv series before he did movies.


Ah, thank you.

FTA: These rules were first introduced in 1951, and are in place to "preserve the integrity of the Oscar symbol," the Academy says in its materials.

Sadly, that was the only attempt the Academy ever made to preserve its integrity.
 
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