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(Marketwatch)   Henry Kissinger says he fears the US is edging closer to war with Russia and China, partly on issues the US created, shocking people who had no idea he was still alive   (marketwatch.com) divider line
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2022-08-16 9:14:50 AM  
Taking anyone seriously that starts their statement by demanding pudding and ends the statement with demanding they need to have their diaper changed is difficult.
 
2022-08-16 9:17:14 AM  
Why is he not in prison for war crimes?
 
2022-08-16 9:23:21 AM  

dionysusaur: Why is he not in prison for war crimes?


Because then a whole bunch of people who inexplicably continued to follow his advice would have to also have to go to prison for war crimes, and you know, that just sounds like a lot of work, doesn't it?
 
2022-08-16 9:25:43 AM  
I assume he had a raging erection while discussing the war.
 
2022-08-16 9:34:35 AM  
Unindicted war criminal says what?
 
2022-08-16 9:43:01 AM  
I seem to have some leftover "Hey man f*ck this guy" memories from childhood with this asshole's name stuck to them with sticky labels.
 
2022-08-16 9:49:25 AM  
Die already, asshole.
 
2022-08-16 9:53:56 AM  
He was 117 years old when I was in elementary school, and I am coming up on 60 in a very few years. What unholy pickling solution are they soaking him in?
 
2022-08-16 10:05:13 AM  

NateAsbestos: I assume he had a raging erection while discussing the war.


It's what keeps him so spry.
 
2022-08-16 10:06:41 AM  
Doonesbury taught me everything I know about Henry Kissinger
 
2022-08-16 10:07:13 AM  
Must've pulled that opinion out of his Magic Murder Bagtm
 
2022-08-16 10:07:17 AM  
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2022-08-16 10:07:17 AM  
f this guy
 
2022-08-16 10:07:48 AM  

dionysusaur: Why is he not in prison for war crimes?

 
2022-08-16 10:08:23 AM  
Could someone just find this asshole's phylactery and do whatever you have to do to destroy it?
 
2022-08-16 10:09:41 AM  

Dallymo: He was 117 years old when I was in elementary school, and I am coming up on 60 in a very few years. What unholy pickling solution are they soaking him in?


God doesn't want him and the Devil isn't impressed.
 
2022-08-16 10:09:42 AM  
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2022-08-16 10:09:58 AM  
Big talk for a guy who dropped his glasses into the toilet.
 
2022-08-16 10:10:19 AM  

Dorf11: Must've pulled that opinion out of his Magic Murder Bagtm


Killinger was ultimately productive and helpful to the good guys, though, even if Rusty wasn't willing to go down that path...
 
2022-08-16 10:10:31 AM  

qorkfiend: Doonesbury taught me everything I know about Henry Kissinger


Reminder to all; "Behind the Bastards" has a 6 part epic teardown of Kissinger.
Well worth the time.
 
2022-08-16 10:10:34 AM  
Hey Henry Kissinger, STFU & GTFO and GDIAF somewhere else, and when you get there Go Somewhere Else
 
2022-08-16 10:10:55 AM  
The secretary of state under Richard Nixon himself has been dubbed a war criminal by some, for his role in sabotaging Vietnamese peace talks, expanding that war into Cambodia and other controversial moves. He didn't appear to express regret in the Wall Street Journal interview. "I do not torture myself with things we might have done differently," he reportedly said.

Oh how nice for him.

He already announced his take weeks ago that Ukraine should simply surrender more land. And when Russia comes for more, presumably they should surrender more. Because that's what peace is. Or something? Who cares aside from very old republicans and die hard clintonites?
 
2022-08-16 10:12:27 AM  

dionysusaur: Why is he not in prison for war crimes?


Is...this something that needs to be asked, in 2022?

Money, and power. They're all guilty, on both sides.
 
2022-08-16 10:12:34 AM  
Henry Kissinger
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2022-08-16 10:13:01 AM  
Oh trust me, I know he's still alive because I would remember the massive boner I will get when he dies.
 
2022-08-16 10:13:56 AM  
Oh, I knew that creature still lived.  We'd have a day of celebration if he died.
 
2022-08-16 10:14:25 AM  
Holy shiat, I can't wait for him to die. You just know they're gonna have to fence in his grave to keep people from pissing on it.
 
2022-08-16 10:14:39 AM  
Somewhere on the ninth circle of Hell a team of demons stands by waiting for his imminent arrival.  They've been there for several years now but they don't mind, they're hourly.
 
2022-08-16 10:15:16 AM  
Fahk that old nazi.
He's one of the reasons America is as professionally screwed by evil RepubliCons even now.

He and Nixon were the Rumsfeld and Cheney prototypes. Evil Inc.
 
2022-08-16 10:16:08 AM  
>On Taiwan, he advised being "very careful" in measures that seem to change the structure of the relationship with China, without directly criticizing the recent visit by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

Truly helpful. Thank you.

"It takes a very steady hand..."

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2022-08-16 10:16:28 AM  
The Russians are already attacking us.  We can go to war whenever we feel like it.
 
2022-08-16 10:17:41 AM  
Hey Qanon, why don't you investigate how much Adrenochrome Kissinger must take on a daily basis to still be alive.
 
2022-08-16 10:19:58 AM  
Trapped in the ice in the Ninth Circle of Hell, Augusto Pinochet waits patiently for Henry Kissinger's arrival.
 
2022-08-16 10:20:05 AM  
He's been out of the limelight lately.  Working on other projects


Best of Dr. Henry Killinger [Venture Bros]
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"Your powers are useless on me, you silly-billy"
 
2022-08-16 10:24:10 AM  
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2022-08-16 10:29:51 AM  
Only the good die young. Kissinger is F-ing immortal.
 
2022-08-16 10:29:58 AM  

Dallymo: He was 117 years old when I was in elementary school, and I am coming up on 60 in a very few years. What unholy pickling solution are they soaking him in?


It must be the stuff they used in that Seth Rogen movie.
 
2022-08-16 10:30:20 AM  
Kissinger is advocating for war again?!
 
2022-08-16 10:33:20 AM  
He's a freaking war criminal who should fark off and die.

One of the more egregious examples of missteps of the Clinton campaign in 2016 was her rushing off after getting the nomination to consult with him... Talk about oblivious.
 
2022-08-16 10:43:23 AM  

1funguy: Fahk that old nazi.
He's one of the reasons America is as professionally screwed by evil RepubliCons even now.

He and Nixon were the Rumsfeld and Cheney prototypes. Evil Inc.


Funny you call him that. Had circumstances been a little different, he would have been a Holocaust statistic.
 
2022-08-16 10:44:09 AM  
Who tf asked him any goddamned thing?
 
2022-08-16 10:47:07 AM  

phaseolus: Who tf asked him any goddamned thing?


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2022-08-16 10:48:19 AM  
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2022-08-16 10:49:27 AM  
shocking people who had no idea he was still alive

Mala hierba nunca muere.
 
2022-08-16 10:49:37 AM  

cocozilla: He's a freaking war criminal who should fark off and die.

One of the more egregious examples of missteps of the Clinton campaign in 2016 was her rushing off after getting the nomination to consult with him... Talk about oblivious.


It's hilarious to me that in a thread where everyone hates Kissinger, someone still Funnied this comment. Like someone's trying to figure out how to be anti-Kissinger but pro-Kissinger only when Clinton consults with him.
 
2022-08-16 10:50:02 AM  
And whose fault is it that China is in a position to be a global threat, Henry?

FOAD, already.
 
2022-08-16 10:53:12 AM  

austerity101: cocozilla: He's a freaking war criminal who should fark off and die.

One of the more egregious examples of missteps of the Clinton campaign in 2016 was her rushing off after getting the nomination to consult with him... Talk about oblivious.

It's hilarious to me that in a thread where everyone hates Kissinger, someone still Funnied this comment. Like someone's trying to figure out how to be anti-Kissinger but pro-Kissinger only when Clinton consults with him.


Actually, I thought it was funny to simply describe it as "Oblivious"
 
2022-08-16 10:56:43 AM  
I get the feeling a lot of you folks don't like Kissinger...
 
2022-08-16 10:56:45 AM  

austerity101: cocozilla: He's a freaking war criminal who should fark off and die.

One of the more egregious examples of missteps of the Clinton campaign in 2016 was her rushing off after getting the nomination to consult with him... Talk about oblivious.

It's hilarious to me that in a thread where everyone hates Kissinger, someone still Funnied this comment. Like someone's trying to figure out how to be anti-Kissinger but pro-Kissinger only when Clinton consults with him.


And/or pro-Kissinger when Pelosi went to Taiwan. The only foreign policy folk of any significance that wanted her to do it were the most frothing warhawks, Kissinger included.  But it was ok because yaaas slay kween.

ope, backfired: https://foreignpolicy.com/2022/08/16/taiwan-pelosi-china-military-conflict-east-asia-missiles/
 
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