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(The Smoking Gun)   Man throws cheeseburger at girlfriend with such force that when the sandwich struck the back of her head, the woman fell over the curb onto the ground. Yup, Florida   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Tampa, Florida, James Hunt, Hamburger, Burger King, Pleading, Strike action, Legal terms, Cause of action  
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2695 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Aug 2022 at 9:35 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-16 9:11:52 AM  
I'm guessing they didn't get busy in that Burger King bathroom
 
2022-08-16 9:23:57 AM  
You got a pretty good arm if you can whip a cheeseburger at someone and knock them to the ground.

Lots of baseball winter camps in the region - maybe he should try out.
 
2022-08-16 9:26:21 AM  
Wanted for questioning:

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2022-08-16 9:37:14 AM  
"You want fries wit' dat?!!"
 
2022-08-16 9:37:33 AM  
Cheeseburger Battery is the name of my all acoustic Meat Puppets/Metallica jam band.
 
2022-08-16 9:37:48 AM  
Where's the beef!
 
2022-08-16 9:39:39 AM  
Hunt also told police that he did not think the cheeseburger strike "caused her to slip on the curb and fall onto the ground."

Cheeseburger Strike is my secret Krav Maga technique. It's not kosher, but it's effective.
 
2022-08-16 9:40:18 AM  
Let's just get this out if the way early on, shall we?

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2022-08-16 9:41:06 AM  
He switched from throwing KFC, as this resulting in two battering convictions.
 
2022-08-16 9:41:07 AM  
What the crap was in that cheeseburger?
 
2022-08-16 9:41:32 AM  
I mean. Domestic violence aside, is it wrong to think "still, that's a good throwing arm"?

//short answer on both : Yes.
 
2022-08-16 9:42:39 AM  
CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE, CHEESEBURGER, THERE, I THREW IT TWICE.
 
2022-08-16 9:42:59 AM  
I don't know if I believe this actually happened. It sounds like a whopper to me.
 
2022-08-16 9:44:15 AM  
I will hazard to guess that you'd have to be at least a little drunk to be knocked over by a cheeseburger.
 
2022-08-16 9:44:40 AM  
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2022-08-16 9:44:55 AM  
perhaps she slipped on a pop tart
 
2022-08-16 9:45:38 AM  

neongoats: You got a pretty good arm if you can whip a cheeseburger at someone and knock them to the ground.

Lots of baseball winter camps in the region - maybe he should try out.


The Tigers could use some help...
 
2022-08-16 9:46:15 AM  
Domestic violence charge? Would you like fries with that?
 
2022-08-16 9:46:27 AM  
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2022-08-16 9:46:33 AM  
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2022-08-16 9:46:47 AM  
is it bad i kind of hope he yelled "have it your way" before the strike ?
 
2022-08-16 9:47:48 AM  

middleoftheday: What the crap was in that cheeseburger?


Sounds like some impossible meat to me!
 
2022-08-16 9:48:08 AM  

kindms: is it bad i kind of hope he yelled "have it your way" before the strike ?


No.  Frankly anyone who remembers those commercials is obligated to share that wish.
 
2022-08-16 9:49:01 AM  
Sounds like a death from the latter episodes of Dead Like Me,  where they didn't have the budget for plausible deaths anymore, but kept them wacky.

/Someone was actually killed by a thrown paperback book during that part of that show.
 
2022-08-16 9:54:25 AM  
If getting hit by a BK cheeseburger knocks you to the ground you have way bigger issues than a jerk boyfriend.
 
2022-08-16 9:57:38 AM  
Hey... has anyone seen this guy's brother, Mike?
 
2022-08-16 9:57:53 AM  
He got himself in quite a pickle. Should have cheesed it before the cops got there and started grilling him.
 
2022-08-16 10:02:54 AM  
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Wanted for questioning

/it was right
// there
/ 3!
 
2022-08-16 10:05:31 AM  
Throwin some flame broiled heat
 
2022-08-16 10:07:54 AM  

EnderWiggnz: [twt-thumbs.washtimes.com image 850x495]

Wanted for questioning

/it was right
// there
/ 3!


I don't want to get all political or anything but you really think that man could actually his his target?
 
2022-08-16 10:09:12 AM  
Didn't that happen to Derek Jeter?
 
2022-08-16 10:09:48 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: EnderWiggnz: [twt-thumbs.washtimes.com image 850x495]

Wanted for questioning

/it was right
// there
/ 3!

I don't want to get all political or anything but you really think that man could actually his his target?


With that amount of large ass?  Accuracy by voluminous whale.
 
2022-08-16 10:14:16 AM  
As made up stories go, this one's a whopper.
 
2022-08-16 10:15:37 AM  
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/Ben Affleck said I could!
 
2022-08-16 10:21:30 AM  

X-Geek: [Fark user image 425x239]
/Ben Affleck said I could!


Look at that smug "yo, I'm cool" face.  He wishes he were as cool as this guy:

Jason Alexander in 1985 McDonald's Ad
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2022-08-16 10:27:40 AM  
My dad was no grill master and some of his burgers could knock you out if they were thrown at you.

I would come home sometimes and ask, "What's for dinner?" My sister would look sad and say, "Hockey pucks."
 
2022-08-16 10:37:46 AM  

UberDave: Wanted for questioning:

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I will never forget Ghastly's fanart of Hamburglar and Grimace.
 
2022-08-16 10:38:47 AM  

geekbikerskum: I will never forget Ghastly's fanart of Hamburglar and Grimace.


Oh yeah, NSFW, if you're unfamiliar with Ghastly's work.
 
2022-08-16 10:49:02 AM  
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2022-08-16 10:56:07 AM  
As the woman picked herself up off the curb, she remarked "It ain't easy, being cheesy."
 
2022-08-16 10:57:49 AM  
If must have been one of them 1/2 pounders with all the fixens.
 
2022-08-16 11:04:06 AM  

groppet: If must have been one of them 1/2 pounders with all the fixens.


Most people know this but the egg on a burger move?  That was initially conceived to soften the blow for cheeseburger-to-the-head victims.
 
2022-08-16 11:05:23 AM  
"Cheeseburger In Paradise" has been replaced by "Cheeseburger Between The Eyes"
 
2022-08-16 11:05:34 AM  
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2022-08-16 11:12:56 AM  
Let's talk about Burger Battles.

What do you know about burger battles? 

Well, when burgers are in a battle, it's a burger battle. 
And when the burger battle happens in a restroom, it's called a bathroom burger battle. 
But when there's talking in the bathroom where the burger battle happens, it's called burger battle bathroom prattle. 
And when that buger battle bathroom prattle happens in a bottle and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... THIS is what they call a -- 

Now wait a minute mister Socks Fox!
 
2022-08-16 11:15:47 AM  

middleoftheday: groppet: If must have been one of them 1/2 pounders with all the fixens.

Most people know this but the egg on a burger move?  That was initially conceived to soften the blow for cheeseburger-to-the-head victims.


You're yolking, right?
 
2022-08-16 11:20:11 AM  
Considering what it sells, perhaps that restaurant should change its name to Burger Sling.
 
2022-08-16 11:23:18 AM  
Biddies in the BK lounge
All they do is beg and they scrounge
 
2022-08-16 11:34:58 AM  

Yellow Beard: If getting hit by a BK cheeseburger knocks you to the ground you have way bigger issues than a jerk boyfriend.


She was walking away. This means it is plausible that when something suddenly impacted the back of her head, it surprised her and she automatically jerks to the side a bit. She missteps during that moment and falls.

She almost certainly wasn't standing still and knocked over by the sheer physical force.
 
2022-08-16 11:43:44 AM  
I just don't see how you could throw something that's so loosely assembled at a velocity high enough to make an impact rather than a shower of meat and bread. Maybe if it were still wrapped up? Otherwise it would just fall apart in the air.
 
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