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(NBC News)   FBI returns Trump passports that never appeared on search inventory. Oopsies   (nbcnews.com) divider line
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2022-08-16 8:50:49 AM  
"Oopsies" is an anagram of "oo spies".

/Study it out, MAGAts
 
2022-08-16 8:56:02 AM  
You mean the ones that were with the information that was collected?  You know, the items that the warrant specifically said to get everything that was stored with them.

Those passports?

Asshole submitter.

/or dumbass
 
2022-08-16 8:56:23 AM  
You're supposed to do that after you arrest him, otherwise there's a risk he'll get spooked and flee to Russia.
 
2022-08-16 8:56:41 AM  
Those passports are on loan to Trump courtesy of the State Department.  They wanted to check them for ketchup stains, and who could blame them?
 
2022-08-16 8:57:35 AM  

labman: You mean the ones that were with the information that was collected?  You know, the items that the warrant specifically said to get everything that was stored with them.

Those passports?

Asshole submitter.

/or dumbass


The important thing to remember is that Trump is the REAL victim here..... not all the agents he was going to compromise.
 
2022-08-16 9:09:30 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: labman: You mean the ones that were with the information that was collected?  You know, the items that the warrant specifically said to get everything that was stored with them.

Those passports?

Asshole submitter.

/or dumbass

The important thing to remember is that Trump is the REAL victim here..... not all the agents he was going to compromise.


Nor the agents they doxxed.
 
2022-08-16 9:11:03 AM  

labman: You mean the ones that were with the information that was collected?  You know, the items that the warrant specifically said to get everything that was stored with them.

Those passports?

Asshole submitter.

/or dumbass


It's much easier to grab everything and then return the stuff the taint team tells you to return than go back because you missed something.
 
2022-08-16 9:25:14 AM  
ATTACHMENT B
Property to be seized

All physical documents and records constituting evidence, contraband, fruits of crime, or
other items illegally possessed in violation of 18 U.S.C. §§ 793, 2071, or 1519, including the following:

a. Any physical documents with classification markings, along with any containers/boxes (including any other contents) in which such documents are located, as well as any other containers/boxes that are collectively stored or found together with the aforementioned documents and containers/boxes;

Pretty well covers this.....AGAIN.
 
2022-08-16 9:26:29 AM  
NO FAMILY IN HISTORY HAS EVER BEEN SO UNFAIRLY PERSECUTED
 
2022-08-16 9:33:15 AM  
They weren't "Stolen" they were "Seized" there's a difference.
 
2022-08-16 9:33:58 AM  
The inventoried the boxes. The passports were probably in there.
 
2022-08-16 9:34:06 AM  

NateAsbestos: NO FAMILY IN HISTORY HAS EVER BEEN SO UNFAIRLY PERSECUTED


But enough about the Kardashians.
 
2022-08-16 9:34:30 AM  

NateAsbestos: NO FAMILY IN HISTORY HAS EVER BEEN SO UNFAIRLY PERSECUTED


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2022-08-16 9:35:05 AM  
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Hello yes Mr. President Trump I am Johnny Utah, special FBI agent here to return your passports that are definitely not covered in polonium.

 
2022-08-16 9:35:27 AM  
Stop pretending Trump is the victim here.  Just stop.  He's possibly the most damaging criminal to ever wrong the country, maybe even worse than the Sackler family.
 
2022-08-16 9:35:34 AM  
Personally I think Trump is a flight risk...the only thing keeping him in the US is that none of the countries that could shelter him have a functional McDonald's franchise. Donald can't eat normal food, he can only survive on fast food.
 
2022-08-16 9:36:15 AM  
I can't believe we still have a Subby Trump supporter who is defending this nitwit.
 
2022-08-16 9:37:06 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Those passports are on loan to Trump courtesy of the State Department.  They wanted to check them for ketchup stains, and who could blame them?


The antique Russian passports have borscht stains.
 
2022-08-16 9:37:29 AM  

HerptheDerp: They weren't "Stolen" they were "Seized" there's a difference.


Could also be defined as being secured until they could be returned
 
2022-08-16 9:37:38 AM  
It's not his and never was: https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/22/51.7

§ 51.7 Passport property of the U.S. Government.
(a) A passport at all times remains the property of the United States and must be returned to the U.S. Government upon demand.
(b) Law enforcement authorities who take possession of a passport for use in an investigation or prosecution must return the passport to the Department on completion of the investigation and/or prosecution.
 
2022-08-16 9:38:05 AM  
Oopsies, there it is, the loophole made by law enforcement and Garland to let Cheetolini off so as to ensure nothing sticks and therefore Ain't Nothing Gonna Happen.
 
2022-08-16 9:38:25 AM  
He was just keeping them with his stolen top secret nuclear documents because as soon as he gave them to the Saudis he was bugging out with them.
 
2022-08-16 9:38:38 AM  
Christ, what an asshole.

/for whoever submitted this headline
 
2022-08-16 9:39:04 AM  
You mean the search inventory Trump's lawyer signed off on after being present during the search and seizure, the one that lists over twenty boxes of documents without listing the contents?
 
2022-08-16 9:39:52 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: I can't believe we still have a Subby Trump supporter who is defending this nitwit.


There are still several Trump nut huggers on Fark

Submit a story critical of Trump and note how many and how quick the down votes happen
 
2022-08-16 9:39:53 AM  

Weaver95: Personally I think Trump is a flight risk...the only thing keeping him in the US is that none of the countries that could shelter him have a functional McDonald's franchise. Donald can't eat normal food, he can only survive on fast food.


Well, there's always Russia and McPutin's.

But didn't McPutin's run out of fries or something?
 
2022-08-16 9:40:26 AM  
The passports were found in the safe, the FBI notified Trump they had them and asked where they should send them and Trump went on social media and claimed they were stolen.
 
2022-08-16 9:40:50 AM  
I think the bigger question is, why does he have 3 passports?  Do they all have different names?  Are they for different countries?

/Sounds like somebody was getting ready to flee the US
 
2022-08-16 9:40:53 AM  

Glitchwerks: Weaver95: Personally I think Trump is a flight risk...the only thing keeping him in the US is that none of the countries that could shelter him have a functional McDonald's franchise. Donald can't eat normal food, he can only survive on fast food.

Well, there's always Russia and McPutin's.

But didn't McPutin's run out of fries or something?


Russia? Run out of potatoes?
 
2022-08-16 9:40:55 AM  
*leavedonniealone!*

/projectile tears
 
2022-08-16 9:41:25 AM  

null: Oopsies, there it is, the loophole made by law enforcement and Garland to let Cheetolini off so as to ensure nothing sticks and therefore Ain't Nothing Gonna Happen.


Sorry to let the air out of your boner but the passports were with the docs they seized, a filter agent inventorying the boxes found them, they were returned. That's standard procedure
 
2022-08-16 9:41:29 AM  

HerptheDerp: NateAsbestos: NO FAMILY IN HISTORY HAS EVER BEEN SO UNFAIRLY PERSECUTED

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Get down off that f-n cross, dude.  We need the lumber...
 
2022-08-16 9:42:09 AM  
I feel terrible because it took me two days to write the best joke.

"Trump had 3 passports, and I think I know what they are... first is his regular diplomatic passport, second was his expired personal passport, and third was the passport personally given to him by Mayor McCheese as an honorary citizen of McDonaldsland."
 
2022-08-16 9:42:32 AM  

WrongTrousers: Christ, what an asshole.

/for whoever submitted this headline



You can' always tell a butthurt right wing submitter by the trite, corny attempt at humorous understatement.

That and the bullshiat.
 
2022-08-16 9:42:36 AM  
Well, when you throw your passports into a box of classified stuff, they're gonna get scooped up.  The FBI filter team identified them, informed Trump's lawyers they had them and arranged to return them.  It was at this point (either just before or possibly after they were returned - the exact timing is iffy) that Trump decided to Trump.
 
2022-08-16 9:42:37 AM  
I wonder why his passports would be in the box with the secret stuff - planning on going somewhere, Donnie?
 
2022-08-16 9:42:39 AM  
Oh and these were the only passports Trump has. He keeps them in a house he doesn't live in during the summer. He doesn't have any passports in his NY home.
 
2022-08-16 9:43:14 AM  

qorkfiend: Glitchwerks: Weaver95: Personally I think Trump is a flight risk...the only thing keeping him in the US is that none of the countries that could shelter him have a functional McDonald's franchise. Donald can't eat normal food, he can only survive on fast food.

Well, there's always Russia and McPutin's.

But didn't McPutin's run out of fries or something?

Russia? Run out of potatoes?


I looked it up.

https://fortune.com/2022/07/15/russia-mcdonalds-cant-get-french-fries-supply-tasty-thats-it/

It appears they had a bad harvest.

Sucks to be them.
 
2022-08-16 9:43:35 AM  

HerptheDerp: They weren't "Stolen" they were "Seized" there's a difference.


Much like his sphincter.  Ah, hell. Maybe he stole that too.
 
2022-08-16 9:45:45 AM  

HerptheDerp: NateAsbestos: NO FAMILY IN HISTORY HAS EVER BEEN SO UNFAIRLY PERSECUTED

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You just know he'll biatch and moan that he can't nail his other hand in.
 
2022-08-16 9:46:05 AM  
Returning those things? Big mistake. Now he's planning on moving to Russia.
 
2022-08-16 9:46:43 AM  
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2022-08-16 9:46:58 AM  

Lexx: Stop pretending Trump is the victim here.  Just stop.  He's possibly the most damaging criminal to ever wrong the country, maybe even worse than the Sackler family.


The Feds should have knocked him around a bit.  You know, roughed him up, knocked his head...but not too hard.
 
2022-08-16 9:48:28 AM  
pretty sure this means the witch hunt is real, and Trump is now god-king Emperor for all eternity.
 
2022-08-16 9:48:54 AM  
They gave the passports back so it will make for better TV when they confiscate them when he's arrested.  Ratings!
 
2022-08-16 9:50:06 AM  
That means he's emperor for life now.  Wtg, FBI.
 
2022-08-16 9:50:11 AM  
I find it absolutely beautiful watching a rich white guy face even the slightest inconvenience by law enforcement, and he is losing his mind and claiming that the "jackbooted thugs" are "trampling all over my rights and freedoms", while just a couple years ago he heard about police summarily executing people in the streets and responded with "well, they should have just complied. If they didn't do anything wrong, they have nothing to worry about. Back the blue."
 
2022-08-16 9:50:15 AM  
They were in one of the boxes. It's not that difficult dumbassmitter.
 
2022-08-16 9:50:41 AM  
*Returned with a listening device*
 
2022-08-16 9:51:28 AM  

HerptheDerp: NateAsbestos: NO FAMILY IN HISTORY HAS EVER BEEN SO UNFAIRLY PERSECUTED

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