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(Daily Mail)   Putin denounces Nancy Pelosi for pursuing "a strategy to destabilize the region", tells her to stay out of his lane   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2022-08-16 9:06:02 AM  
"If she continues to back these policies of assisting nations to resist invasion, the USSR can never rise again. By helping countries defend themselves, she puts the Russian advance in peril. Defending themselves will only lead to bloodshed, so please, do not help anyone else. We would have to see our future holdings shelled by ourselves."
 
2022-08-16 9:07:50 AM  
Pelosi, in turn, denounces Putin for being "a dictatorial piece of shiat" and cordially invites him to "suck my dick."
 
2022-08-16 9:11:46 AM  
I'm sure she's quaking in her heels.

*rolls eyes*
 
2022-08-16 9:54:17 AM  
Visit: it's Armageddon!

Invasion: no big thing.
 
2022-08-16 11:37:40 AM  
Eat all of the dicks of your dead Russian soldiers, asshole.
 
2022-08-16 11:39:00 AM  
If I wanted to listen to an asshole I'd fart.
 
2022-08-16 11:39:28 AM  
'The American adventure in relation to Taiwan is not just a trip of an individual irresponsible politician, but part of a purposeful, conscious US strategy to destabilize and make chaotic the situation in the region and the world,' he added.

China is the only one having a hissy fit here, no?
 
2022-08-16 11:39:36 AM  

hubiestubert: "If she continues to back these policies of assisting nations to resist invasion, the USSR can never rise again. By helping countries defend themselves, she puts the Russian advance in peril. Defending themselves will only lead to bloodshed, so please, do not help anyone else. We would have to see our future holdings shelled by ourselves."


Given how much more explicit Putin has been about his imperial ambitions lately I actually had to check to see if this is a parody or not.
 
2022-08-16 11:40:40 AM  
Please don't let Pelosi run for President in 2028 because she's desperate to keep the Boomers in power.
 
2022-08-16 11:41:04 AM  
'From a military point of view, there is no need to use nuclear weapons in Ukraine to achieve the set goals,' Shoigu said.

From a military point of view there was no reason for Russia  to invade Ukraine, fire upon a nuclear reactor, sacrifice personnel and equipment, and fast track the joining of NATO by two or more neighbors.   A chess player would fix on the phrase "military" and figure he's talking above his pay grade.  Shoigu must have been blinking "Help me" in Morse code as he spoke.
 
2022-08-16 11:43:05 AM  
Hey Putin...

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2022-08-16 11:45:18 AM  
Uuuummmmm.... Nancy Pelosi is "prolonging the war"? What?

Seems to me if you don't want to have a war anymore, you could just stop fighting a war? Right? Why are you blaming other people for the thing you are doing? What am I missing here?
 
2022-08-16 11:48:13 AM  
Opposing a tyrant is "re-stabilization" you horse's ass.
 
2022-08-16 11:48:30 AM  
I've always felt Pelosi is as corrupt and indictable as the next long-term, senior "insider" / career politician.

But, if she's pissing Putin off, isn't that at least suggestive that she's doing something right?
 
2022-08-16 11:50:08 AM  
"He [Putin] said Pelosi's visit was a 'brazen demonstration of disrespect for the sovereignty of other countries..."

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2022-08-16 11:50:34 AM  
Isn't this the same BS that Henry Kissinger was spreading in the WSJ recently?  Its so crazy that the republicans always end up on the same page as the war criminal tyrant Putin?
 
2022-08-16 11:51:12 AM  
So Putin and our resident "progressives" share the same thoughts on Pelosi's visit.

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2022-08-16 11:54:49 AM  

NuclearPenguins: So Putin and our resident "progressives" share the same thoughts on Pelosi's visit.

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I was infromed there was no actual official purpose to Pelosi's visit, she was just there to troll and shame on her for trolling.
 
2022-08-16 11:56:26 AM  

fiddlehead: NuclearPenguins: So Putin and our resident "progressives" share the same thoughts on Pelosi's visit.

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I was infromed there was no actual official purpose to Pelosi's visit, she was just there to troll and shame on her for trolling.


Some other very smart people here said it was to enrich her and her husband's stock portfolio as well.
 
2022-08-16 12:10:28 PM  
Everyone in this headline sucks.

However, triage is a thing.  Pooty poot is too nervous he's gonna get brained by his inner circle, and nancy is too dementia'd to realize she's also on the list, just lower LOL

Boomer brains are so easy to trick
 
2022-08-16 12:20:52 PM  

Fooshards: Everyone in this headline sucks.

However, triage is a thing.  Pooty poot is too nervous he's gonna get brained by his inner circle, and nancy is too dementia'd to realize she's also on the list, just lower LOL

Boomer brains are so easy to trick


Yes, unlike Millennials who are are super genius's.

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2022-08-16 12:28:10 PM  
USR0__BEENo_BANNED, FIVE_HUNDRED_TIMES_BOO_HOO, United Kingdom, 6 hours ago
NATO caused ALL of this. Putin deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for spending twenty years being the only grown-up in the room.

Imran Niazi, Glasgow, United Kingdom, 5 hours ago
US and Nato have pushed too hard and are too aggressive toward Russian and China last 30 years. Russian and China are encircled by countless US and Nato military bases. US's have deployed THAAD missiles in South Korea, just at the China's capital, Beijing's door steps. US carriers have been doing years round military drills close China south east coast which are china's main economic areas including Shanghai, Hongkong, Shenzhen, etc. What will be expected for the leader of China and Russian responses? surrender or fight back?

wchenchou, new york, 6 hours ago
China apparently chicken out, unlike brave Russia

USR0__BEENo_BANNED, FIVE_HUNDRED_TIMES_BOO_HOO, United Kingdom, 5 hours ago
Putin tried to negotiate with the NATO aggressors for twenty years. He deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. Seriously.

Hugo Montague, Kensington, United Kingdom, 5 hours ago
The British public fully supports Putin and his brave troops in the den.azification of Ukraine.

USR0__BEENo_BANNED, FIVE_HUNDRED_TIMES_BOO_HOO, United Kingdom, 4 hours ago
Putin tried to negotiate with the pigeon-brained NATO aggressors for twenty years. He deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. Seriously.

I must say I'm genuinely surprised that these are actually the lowest-rated comments on this Daily Mail article
 
2022-08-16 12:36:03 PM  
So Putin and the GOP remain in lock step.
 
2022-08-16 12:53:40 PM  

blondambition: Fooshards: Everyone in this headline sucks.

However, triage is a thing.  Pooty poot is too nervous he's gonna get brained by his inner circle, and nancy is too dementia'd to realize she's also on the list, just lower LOL

Boomer brains are so easy to trick

Yes, unlike Millennials who are are super genius's.

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Yikes
 
2022-08-16 2:05:00 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Uuuummmmm.... Nancy Pelosi is "prolonging the war"? What?

Seems to me if you don't want to have a war anymore, you could just stop fighting a war? Right? Why are you blaming other people for the thing you are doing? What am I missing here?


You must have missed Putin's GOP comrades for the last 8 years?
 
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