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(Jezebel)   From Kim Kardashian to...Martha Stewart?   (jezebel.com) divider line
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2022-08-16 9:51:17 AM  
Swagger
 
2022-08-16 10:28:56 AM  
I'm in my 50s and I wouldn't go for her because she's too old.

The guy is... he just has questionable taste in the ladies, is all. I mean, more power to him. Go for it. Get that geriatric trim, my man. 'Should be interesting after that plastic glob of awful you dated... But... Well.. No thanks.
 
2022-08-16 10:29:05 AM  
He can't go back to random models with no money now, got a taste of that billionaire life.

Plus Martha looks good, you know you want those man hands to come work on you after a day of picking cucumbers in the garden.
 
2022-08-16 10:31:53 AM  
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2022-08-16 10:32:19 AM  
Martha got hooked on the long D from hanging out with Snoop

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2022-08-16 10:36:16 AM  
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2022-08-16 10:50:56 AM  
Just so we're clear, there is zero indication at all that they've seen each other in person more than that one time in April.
 
2022-08-16 10:55:02 AM  
Article is a nothingburger, but I will say on general principle: You go, Martha. Get you some.
 
2022-08-16 10:57:20 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Just so we're clear, there is zero indication at all that they've seen each other in person more than that one time in April.


So, you're saying he's breakin' them hips right now as we type?
 
2022-08-16 11:08:01 AM  
Ah, Jezebel - weaving a silk purse out of a sow's ear, in which to carry even more bullshiat.
 
2022-08-16 11:25:52 AM  
Martha Stewart rolls a mean spleef.
 
2022-08-16 11:26:37 AM  
Davidson has proven he can pull out of his league. Good for him. 

Stewart has proven that, despite her prim and proper stepford soccer mom appearance, she's more than willing to move outside her expected social circle. Good for her. 

In short, if they hook up, good for them. 

I don't wanna see or hear about it tho.
 
2022-08-16 11:31:31 AM  
Pete Davidson can't afford convicted felon Martha Stewart. Did anyone see her on Colbert wearing hot pants? I don't think she's opening her legs for less than a private island foreplay. She can rent a big D.

To Impress Martha Stewart On A Date, You Better Be Jetting Off To A Private Island
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2022-08-16 11:51:23 AM  
He's a comedian.  She has plenty of personality.  They're just having fun with the tabloid machine.
 
2022-08-16 11:53:55 AM  
So he likes publicity?

😝
 
2022-08-16 12:07:56 PM  

WilderKWight: I'm in my 50s and I wouldn't go for her because she's too old.

The guy is... he just has questionable taste in the ladies, is all. I mean, more power to him. Go for it. Get that geriatric trim, my man. 'Should be interesting after that plastic glob of awful you dated... But... Well.. No thanks.


99.9% of us don't have to be at the gym in 26 minutes. I'd be happy for the opportunity to have his questionable taste in ladies.

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And Martha wasn't too shabby back in the day. She is worth an ungodly amount of money, and Snoop probably taught her a few new tricks. She would probably make him an amazing breakfast the next day, too.

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2022-08-16 12:23:07 PM  
Pete is probably the only glimmer of hope for a generation whose only accomplishment is the selfie.
 
2022-08-16 12:42:19 PM  
I remember a spoof ad that Martha did for Comedy Central that ended with her wielding a riding crop & chasing around an assistant.

I still really want to be that assistant.
 
2022-08-16 1:09:37 PM  

iron_city_ap: And Martha wasn't too shabby back in the day.


But she's from BUFFALO.  Yech.
 
2022-08-16 1:45:01 PM  
I think the point of that "article" was to inform you that Martha has a new restaurant.  Well played, Martha.
 
2022-08-16 1:47:22 PM  

D135: I think the point of that "article" was to inform you that Martha has a new restaurant.  Well played, Martha.


Yup, ads masquerading as "news".
 
2022-08-16 1:59:06 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: D135: I think the point of that "article" was to inform you that Martha has a new restaurant.  Well played, Martha.

Yup, ads masquerading as "news".


Publicists gotta eat, too.
 
2022-08-16 3:21:00 PM  
"He's a charming boy who is finding his way."

into her panties.
 
2022-08-16 4:14:24 PM  

D135: I think the point of that "article" was to inform you that Martha has a new restaurant.  Well played, Martha.


And nothing says "fine dining" like "Pete Davidson's hog."
 
2022-08-16 5:23:26 PM  
Never underestimate the value of experience.
 
2022-08-17 5:16:57 AM  
Go for it Martha but stock up on household and personal disinfectant
 
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