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(Mediaite)   Man under investigation in several states and by the federal government demands to know which members of his criminal enterprise are conspiring against him   (mediaite.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, United States Department of Justice, Classified information, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Police, government's reasoning, Former President Donald Trump, United States, Federal government of the United States  
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3579 clicks; posted to Politics » on 16 Aug 2022 at 11:20 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-16 9:19:27 AM  
Donnie, you gotta wait until the discovery process.
 
2022-08-16 9:33:40 AM  
This just in: Forest Trump thinks he's in a position to make demand.  Film at 11.
 
2022-08-16 9:33:44 AM  
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<ASMR Voice>
You have a RAT in your OWN FAMILY Donnie.
You can't trust ANYONE.
Jared is banging Invanka while mocking YOU.
They all hate you.
The FBI bride I'm Eric with cherry flavored paste.
You're going down like a clown.
You're a laughing stock.
 
2022-08-16 9:43:00 AM  
And he called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl and he called for his diddlers three.
 
2022-08-16 10:13:57 AM  

Psychopusher: This just in: Forest Trump thinks he's in a position to make demand.


...on his Twitter knockoff. Making demands in a court filing seems to tend just a tad harder.
 
2022-08-16 11:18:13 AM  
I hope he gets a stroke... while serving time in prison.
 
2022-08-16 11:20:31 AM  
Arrest him.
 
2022-08-16 11:22:56 AM  
Trump will make unrealistic and unreasonable demands, then when those demands aren't met he will claim that he's the victim and being oppressed.
It's just an act. You could probably write Donald trump's entire strategy as a small shell script with a bunch of custom variables.
 
2022-08-16 11:23:20 AM  
Can't someone just tell this asshole to STFU?
 
2022-08-16 11:24:15 AM  
Can we gag this MFer yet?  Yes I mean literally, but I'll take legally.
 
2022-08-16 11:24:16 AM  
Oh, you're gonna get to read it, Bubba -- after you've been indicted.

Not before.
 
2022-08-16 11:24:34 AM  
Sweat some more, Orange Porky Pie.
 
2022-08-16 11:24:37 AM  
I'm a big fan of this push to get everything out in to the light of day. Let's have it out, only roaches run from the light, so, let's do it.
 
2022-08-16 11:25:16 AM  

bluorangefyre: Arrest him.


Don't forget to take the hand away when you're putting him in the back too, it's what he would have wanted.
 
2022-08-16 11:25:32 AM  
Let him lose his mind as to who is talking to the feds.  let him alienate every last one of his confidants until he has no one left to trust.

let the walls close in on him so he thrashes about with more and more futility and impotent rage.
 
2022-08-16 11:26:48 AM  
Still love the RANDOM capitalized LETTERS for EMPHASIS!
 
2022-08-16 11:27:07 AM  
In other words, Trump is saying " I demand I be allowed to threaten and tamper with current and future witnesses. I demand I be able to set my mob on witnesses and make them fear for their lives. "
 
2022-08-16 11:27:07 AM  
Gosh this brings me back to the Mueller report, when the entire country got a summary from AG Barr.  Good times.
 
2022-08-16 11:27:09 AM  
Is there a Fark pool on the identity of the informant?  I might want to get in on that?
 
2022-08-16 11:27:16 AM  
So - the DOJ and FBI should just give him a blueprint of the investigation, list of witnesses he can intimidate, etc, etc.

Riiiiiiight
 
2022-08-16 11:27:26 AM  
High plaines grifter.
 
2022-08-16 11:27:33 AM  

Psychopusher: This just in: Forest Trump thinks he's in a position to make demand.  Film at 11.


No goddamn kidding.

Donny, if you're "demanding" anything other than more ketchup at the MAL omelette bar, go ahead and sit your fat ass down.
 
2022-08-16 11:28:04 AM  
You know the interview is coming, you know your going to lie. What you really need to know is what does the government already know so you don't get caught in a lie. I demand they give me everything they already have.
 
2022-08-16 11:28:14 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: Can't someone just tell this asshole to STFU?


Joe Biden did, both literally during a debate and figuratively every day since.
 
2022-08-16 11:28:15 AM  
News Flash Don:

Those who think this country is a country of laws and not of men. We are all conspiring against you.

*stop breaking the law asshole* jpeg
 
2022-08-16 11:28:44 AM  
smells like.... *sniff*.... fear
 
2022-08-16 11:29:02 AM  
Trust no one Donny. They're all plotting against you!
 
2022-08-16 11:29:12 AM  

RasIanI: So - the DOJ and FBI should just give him a blueprint of the investigation, list of witnesses he can intimidate, etc, etc.

Riiiiiiight


But, and I can't emphasize this enough, "Hereby".
 
2022-08-16 11:29:27 AM  
High Plaines Grifter.
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2022-08-16 11:30:15 AM  
I can't wait until he gets to the scapegoating portion of his defense.  I'm thinking he will fold faster than most cons because he cannot handle the heat.

who will he sacrifice first?  Rudy?  Kevin? Jared?  Sydney?
 
2022-08-16 11:30:34 AM  

bluorangefyre: Arrest him.


"Arrest him!"
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2022-08-16 11:30:56 AM  

bluorangefyre: Arrest him.


I rather like watching him flail impotently.
 
2022-08-16 11:31:14 AM  
Testify don!

Just...testify..!
 
2022-08-16 11:31:38 AM  
I call for the immediate release of the completely Unredacted Affidavit pertaining to this horrible and shocking BREAK-IN. Also, the Judge on this case should recuse!

Sir, this is an Arby's.

Also you have no power anymore. None. You have as much power saying that as an actual Arby's employee.
You are a private citizen with no special powers to demand anything. Go pound sand.
 
2022-08-16 11:32:16 AM  

severedtoe: I can't wait until he gets to the scapegoating portion of his defense.  I'm thinking he will fold faster than most cons because he cannot handle the heat.

who will he sacrifice first?  Rudy?  Kevin? Jared?  Sydney?


I wonder if Jr and Eric know that their daddy REALLY does not want to go to prison.
 
2022-08-16 11:32:36 AM  
Please say this is one of those scenarios where the DOJ is saying "Yeah, we're really rather not release it," but then after Trump's challenge, they go "OK, you want it bucko, you've got it!" and they release Pee Tapes and Inauguration fraud and codes to the nuclear football and pictures of Donald passionately embracing Vlad.
 
2022-08-16 11:32:43 AM  
Relax. He didn't "hereby" demand it. Therefore this social media post has no legal merit.

Carry on with your daily, lawful business.
 
2022-08-16 11:33:37 AM  

iheartscotch: severedtoe: I can't wait until he gets to the scapegoating portion of his defense.  I'm thinking he will fold faster than most cons because he cannot handle the heat.

who will he sacrifice first?  Rudy?  Kevin? Jared?  Sydney?

I wonder if Jr and Eric know that their daddy REALLY does not want to go to prison.


would they really take the fall for their old man?  I'm skeptical.
 
2022-08-16 11:34:37 AM  
His self-centered attacks on law enforcement and ploys to save himself from investigation & prosecution are damaging GOP midterm chances & basically alienating every voter left of Sean Hannity.
 
2022-08-16 11:34:42 AM  

Psychopusher: This just in: Forest Trump thinks he's in a position to make demand.  Film at 11.


Has anything happened to prove otherwise??
 
2022-08-16 11:35:07 AM  
Release the documents... none of his supporters would show up and try and kill a witness...  mean what are we at at week one? Only 3 dead? feh.
 
2022-08-16 11:35:07 AM  

Snapper Carr: Is there a Fark pool on the identity of the informant?  I might want to get in on that?


Ivanka probably hates him for molesting her.
 
2022-08-16 11:36:12 AM  

RasIanI: So - the DOJ and FBI should just give him a blueprint of the investigation, list of witnesses he can intimidate, etc, etc.

Riiiiiiight


I'd almost be okay with transparency except for releasing the names of anyone.

You know the loonytoons will doxx and threaten them the moment one of the pro-bliovation chambers prints it out.
 
2022-08-16 11:36:15 AM  

Snapper Carr: Is there a Fark pool on the identity of the informant?  I might want to get in on that?


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2022-08-16 11:36:47 AM  
Donald, you know who the rat is.
It's Javanka.

Jared didn't bribe people enough and they told the DOJ he was the one who removed the documents on your behalf.
That's why your daughter left Trump Org.

Maybe it's Jared's treachery, maybe it's them knowing you would have sold them out first to save yourself, maybe it's Ivanka's payback for all those "Paging Chris Hansen" moments you took pictures of, but it's them.
 
2022-08-16 11:37:43 AM  

Dr. Peter Gozinia: High Plaines Grifter.
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Oedipus Tex
 
2022-08-16 11:37:52 AM  

GregInIndy: His self-centered attacks on law enforcement and ploys to save himself from investigation & prosecution are damaging GOP midterm chances & basically alienating every voter left of Sean Hannity.


TEE HEE, monkey flapper.
 
2022-08-16 11:38:31 AM  
If Trump was charged, wouldn't he be able to get this during discovery? Be careful what you wish for...
 
2022-08-16 11:40:09 AM  

Hallows_Eve: RasIanI: So - the DOJ and FBI should just give him a blueprint of the investigation, list of witnesses he can intimidate, etc, etc.

Riiiiiiight

I'd almost be okay with transparency except for releasing the names of anyone.

You know the loonytoons will doxx and threaten them the moment one of the pro-bliovation chambers prints it out.


Even without the names, they could possibly be identified by context and circumstance. If Garland says they would have to redact basically all of it, I'm inclined to believe him.
 
2022-08-16 11:40:25 AM  
Translation, all those ads that groups are running in the Mar-A-Lago area specifically to drive up his paranoia and mistrust of absolutely everyone around him are working
 
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